"Brother, you're back too late..."
But when she noticed what was in Ishikawa Hayabusa's hand, she blinked blankly, then stomped her white-socked feet in anger.
"Don't bring a dead body home!"
Here, Ishikawa Hayabusa himself proved that his family is very ordinary and not a family of killers.
What is going on in this stupid girl's mind?
After my sister's voice fell, there was a commotion in the kitchen.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Accompanied by the sound of tinkling bells and hurried footsteps, their mother came out hurriedly and looked at Ishikawa Hayabusa worriedly.
He looked nervously at what was in Ishikawa Hayabusa's hand.
"I believe Falcon is definitely not a bad boy."
Mom, can you please not be so nervous when you say you believe something?
Ishikawa Hayabusa was a little curious about what kind of image he had in his mother's mind.
"It's a musical instrument, idiot."
Ishikawa Hayabusa took off his shoes and put on his home slippers. He walked to his sister who was still looking at what he had in his hand, and gave his stupid sister a headbutt.
His mother also breathed a sigh of relief. She looked back at the kitchen, screamed, and ran back in a hurry.
Ishikawa Hayabusa also looked into the kitchen, and seeing that there was no one who needed help, he added what he had not said when he came back.
"Good evening, mother."
He turned to look at his sister who was covering her head and preparing to go back to the living room to watch TV.
"And my stupid sister."
"Humph."
I got a cold snort from my sister and a welcome from my mother.
Just as Ishikawa Hayabusa was about to take the synthesizer and speakers back to his room, he looked at his sister who was lazily watching TV in the living room with her legs crossed. He felt that he had an obligation to give this idle person something to do, so he walked in.
"Ok?"
Ishikawa Hibiki looked at her brother walking towards her carrying a human head (loudspeaker) and a headless corpse (keyboard). She immediately became alert and shrank back into the sofa, with her little feet folded together.
"what are you going to do?!"
"Come up here for me."
Ishikawa Hayabusa didn't care about the increased weight at all. He just put his arms around his sister's head and pulled her out.
“Hey hey hey hey, mom, help me! My brother is going to kill me! If I cook again, there will be one less person to eat tonight!!”
6. Dinner
"Dinner will be served soon."
Their mother warned, paying no attention to Hibiki's shouting.
"Yeah, I'll be down in a minute."
Ishikawa Hayabusa, who was carrying a lot of bags and had his little sister with him, replied.
Xiang Jian, whose neck was choked, was ignored when he cried for help. His eyes suddenly became sad and weak. He was held by Ishikawa Hayabusa like a dead fish and walked to her room.
Then, she stared blankly at Ishikawa Hayabusa who calmly opened the door as if he was going back to his room.
"This is my room!"
"My sister's room is my room, and my room is still my room."
Ishikawa Hayabusa nodded confidently.
"Are you Fat Tiger? Even Fat Tiger wouldn't do that to his own sister!"
Ishikawa Xiang was so angry that he began to struggle.
"younger sister?"
Ishikawa Hayabusa let go of his sister, pretended to be stunned as if he didn't understand, and looked around.
"There? Isn't there just a keyboard, a loudspeaker, and a moron?"
"I won't teach you anymore."
After being released, Xiang walked into the room, turned around and faced Ishikawa Hayabusa, hugged his chest and said coldly.
It seems that she is not that stupid. She obviously guessed her brother's intention. She took control of the speech and put on a serious expression.
"Oh~"
Ishikawa Hayabusa nodded and said, "Wait for me."
After he said that, he turned and walked out of the room. Xiang curiously poked his head in and watched him walk down the stairs.
After a while.
Ishikawa Hayabusa looked at his sister who was sitting angrily on the light blue bed sheets and had not yet changed out of her school uniform, and stretched out a hand.
Holding a box of freshly bought pudding in his hand.
"pudding."
He had an ingratiating smile on his face.
"Who do you think I am? I won't be tricked into doing hard labor for a little food."
Xiang sighed and pouted.
Tsk, he is so stupid at ordinary times, but he becomes smart at the critical moment and can only bleed heavily.
Ishikawa Hayabusa secretly complained, but the flattering look on his face remained unchanged. He stretched out another hand, with a few pieces of paper in his palm.
And it really is worthy of being his ultimate weapon. After Xiang took a glance, he first casually paused on his hand, nodded his little head slightly as if counting the slips of paper, and then a smile that could not be concealed appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Well...it's not impossible to teach you."
She took the note away slowly but quickly, not forgetting to say something harsh.
"Let me make it clear first, if you are too dumb to learn, I won't care."
Even when he was begging for help, Ishikawa Hayabusa still sneered when he heard this.
"Ah."
Xiang suddenly got angry, waved his fists, and glared at Ishikawa Hayabusa with gritted teeth.
"How dare you sneer! Just wait and see!"
...
It's time to eat.
The brother and sister came down from upstairs.
One of them had a thoughtful look on her face, while the other one, as if she had lost hope in life, staggered behind her brother.
"What's wrong, you two?"
Ishikawa Jinpei, the head of the Ishikawa family who had just returned, sat at the dining table, took a sip of wine, and was ready to start eating, but when he looked up, he saw the abnormal look on the brother and sister's face.
Ishikawa Hayabusa came back to his senses and said
"Oh, by the way, I joined a band today, so I'll be back a little late.
Ishikawa Jinbei nodded to show that he had no objection, and then smiled.
"Are you planning to start a harem as a band member? That's a good idea."
He said this with a proud expression that said you are still a little young.
"No, how can I accept a harem built with such third-rate means?"
Ishikawa Hayabusa sat in his seat, shook his head, and disagreed with his father's ideas, saying they were all outdated.
After her sister sat down, the first thing she said was to Ishikawa Jinpei, who was also her father.
"Dad, do you know your son is a pervert?"
Ishikawa Jinpei was stunned and blinked in confusion, with an expression of surprise as if asking, "How come you only know this at this time?"
Seeing dad's stupid look again, where everything he thought was revealed directly through his facial expression, Xiang was so angry that she simply didn't say anything to him and just acted like a spoiled child to mom who hadn't come out of the kitchen yet.
"Mom~~"
"coming."
After drying her hands, Shizuka Ishikawa walked out of the kitchen with a smile.
Seeing his wife coming, Ishikawa Jinpei's expression became a little serious. He didn't dare to show the sly look he had just shown when he was communicating with his son.
Hibiki asked Ishikawa Shizuka with a serious expression.
"Is my brother really my father's son?"
Hearing this earth-shattering question, the two men in Ishikawa's family looked at Xiang in a daze, then looked at each other, and finally turned to look at Ishikawa Jing.
The hostess of the Ishikawa family, who was about to pick up her chopsticks, froze her smile and then narrowed her eyes.
"Hibiki doesn't want this month's pocket money?"
When Xiang faced the issue of pocket money, she immediately regained her IQ.
He put down his chopsticks neatly and politely, pushed his chair away, walked over to the side and knelt down.
"sorry!"
Looking at his sister like this, Ishikawa Hayabusa touched his chin. It seems that his sister also has the potential to become a pervert.
...
"But this is too exaggerated. Why is my brother so perverted?"
After Xiang explained, her parents also understood the situation.
It only takes a few minutes to go from not knowing how to play the piano to being able to play a piano piece.
They have long been used to it.
"That's just a thinking ability that is countless times superior to your almond-shaped brain. Please call it smart, not abnormal."
Ishikawa Hayabusa was eating his meal properly. He had his own opinion on perverts. Not all weird ones would be called perverts.
"But brother, you are a pervert."
Xiang said affirmatively.
After all, this is something her brother has claimed for more than ten years.
"Of course I am a genuine, authentic pervert."
Ishikawa Hayayuki answered proudly without changing his name or surname.
Seeing her son like this again, Shizuka Ishikawa sighed. She began to worry about her underage son's lifelong affairs.
"Falcon... no girl would like you like this, and you won't be able to have a harem."
Hearing his mother say this, Ishikawa Hayabusa boasted about what happened in the afternoon.
"Oh, by the way, speaking of girls, I met two angels today! They stayed with me for more than an hour and helped me buy books and keyboards. They were so nice~"
He swayed from side to side happily.
Xiang slowly put down his chopsticks and clasped his hands together in silence.
"Poor salesgirls, I hope they can encounter happy things in the future to forget today's painful experience."
She didn't take her wise and perverted brother's words seriously at all.
Ishikawa Hayabusa turned to look at his parents, and seeing that they seemed to agree with his sister's idea, he quickly finished the rest of the meal.
Then he picked up his bowl and stood up.
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