The Three Kingdoms: My Wife is a Great and Good Teacher

Three Kingdoms, My Wife is a Great and Good Teacher Author: ture

Summary:

Traveling through the chaotic times at the end of the Han Dynasty, Liu Zhaoqing also wanted to be a hero, but unfortunately this was a mythical version of the Three Kingdoms.

Zhao Yun’s spear can penetrate a mountain, Zhang Fei’s roar can shatter a person’s skull, and Lu Fengxian’s halberd can shoot from the camp gate to Jiangdong!

What’s even more terrifying is that they are women!

Fortunately, Liu Zhaoqing has already started a family and has a career. He just wants to live out the rest of his life in peace with his wife and maids in this chaotic world. However... his lovely wife, Zhang Jiao, has been acting a little strange recently.

He often muttered something like "The blue sky is dead... the yellow sky should be established"? ?

Chapter 1 How could my wife be that traitorous Taoist priest?

"On the 189th day of the first lunar month in the sixth year of Zhongping ( AD), I came to Zuimengdie to watch opera and listen to music. Huang Yinger's voice seemed to be hoarse and a little out of tune, so she left in the evening."

"On the 19th day of the first lunar month in the sixth year of Zhongping, I came to Zuimengdie at 7 o'clock today to watch opera and listen to music."

"On the twentieth day of the first lunar month in the sixth year of Zhongping, I came to Zuimengdie at eight o'clock today to watch opera and listen to music."

"On the twenty-first day of the first lunar month in the sixth year of Zhongping, Liu Zhaoqing, oh Liu Zhaoqing, how can you be so decadent? Why do you come to Zuimengdie later and later? Even Bao'er is saying that you are lazy!"

"On the twenty-second day of the first month of the sixth year of Zhongping..."

In the elegant second-floor attic, a young man in blue clothes was holding a brush with a puzzled look on his face.

"What time is it now?"

Liu Zhaoqing looked up at the wall out of habit, but of course he couldn't see the familiar old clock in his previous home that was the same size as the black-faced general and older than him.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and then a woman with her hair tied up like a fallen horse bun, but with her sideburns and hair left long for a unique style, walked in.

The woman was about 29 years old. Although she had a pretty face, it was obvious from the tea tray in her hand and the white and red maid's dress she was wearing that she was just an ordinary maid.

"Is the master writing poetry again?"

"It's not 'poem', it's 'diary'." Liu Zhaoqing replied.

"By the way, Bao'er, what time is it now?"

"It's already mid-morning (9am-11am)."

"Oh~ That's a little after nine o'clock." After getting the exact time, Liu Zhaoqing continued to write today's diary on paper.

"Bao'er, do you think it would be inappropriate for me to come to see operas and listen to music every day?"

"Improper?" Baoer bent down slightly, gently placed the tea on the side of the table in front of Liu Zhaoqing, and stood beside him.

"Yes, as a famous person once said, a real man is born between heaven and earth, how can he be depressed and inferior to others for long?" After Liu Zhaoqing finished writing his diary, he put the brush on the inkstone beside him.

After Bao Er savored it carefully, he couldn't help but sigh: "What a heroic phrase, could it be written by the master of the family again?"

"That's not the right thing to say, Bao'er." Liu Zhaoqing said quickly, "The person who said that is a foster father killer."

Clothes…sand hands?

Baoer nodded as if he understood, then thought about it based on his own knowledge and understanding, and answered Liu Zhaoqing's question seriously.

"Ever since the master of the family founded the Zuimengdie Opera House, I have been teaching Huangying'er, Cuiqiao'er, Liu Manzi, and Tietou'er. I have also heard them talk about the hardships in their hometown."

"Madam has often said that the common people in the world today can hardly protect themselves. When I followed Madam to Pingyuan County before, I saw starving people everywhere on the road... The master has such ambitions, and I feel like Kunpeng, and I am amazed... I think that's what I mean."

Baoer felt a little embarrassed to say these "cultural words" in front of Liu Zhaoqing.

Then she went on to say, “But we are just ordinary people.”

"After Emperor Guangwu responded to the great power of the Han Dynasty and summoned the Heavenly Stars to kill the thieves, all kinds of demons and monsters appeared in the Han Dynasty over the past few hundred years, and even many people became like immortals."

"For example, recently in Qinghe County in the west, I heard that a drunken man broke a thousand-jin stone mill with one palm."

"For example, last month, when I was monitoring Zui Mengdie, I also heard guests talking about how, in Puyang County the month before, a bandit from the 'Jia Zi Army' awakened his God-given power. He suddenly changed from a skinny young man to a strong bull with two horns on his head. He killed the imperial army and made them flee in all directions. Fortunately, the General of the Central Army arrived in time and used his great energy to kill the bandit, so that the bandit did not kill thousands of people alone."

After Baoer finished speaking, Liu Zhaoqing held the steaming tea in his hand and nodded as he drank.

"Yes, this era is so strange. If I hadn't studied history well and knew that this was the end of the Han Dynasty, I would have really thought I had come to some immortal cultivation world."

"Master, hush, you are talking about 'the end of the Han Dynasty' again." Baoer reminded quickly.

Liu Zhaoqing shrugged, "It's okay. We are not wandering outside now. This building is owned by us. No one will arrest us no matter what we say."

"Besides, even an ordinary person without the ability of foresight can see that the man's fate is about to end."

Baoer fell silent.

Liu Zhaoqing smiled casually: "But Bao'er is right, I am just an ordinary person, I just hope to be able to protect myself with you and Jiao'er's family in troubled times."

"By the way, Jiao'er hasn't come back yet?" Liu Zhaoqing asked.

"Yes, Madam has gone to visit her relatives in the north of Pingyuan County. She should be back in the next two days." Baoer nodded and said, "The head of the family doesn't need to worry. Madam's relatives have been practicing martial arts for generations. There is a little girl who practices martial arts and will protect Madam. Madam herself knows several martial arts skills."

Liu Zhaoqing was relieved after hearing this: "Pingyuan is still relatively peaceful, but I don't know when those heroes in Hebei will start a rebellion... According to history, 189 should be a critical year with many major events."

"But after Emperor Guangwu summoned the meteorite, the world line changed. Not only can we see some powerful gods who can even transform everywhere, but the 'Yellow Turban Army' that was supposed to appear in the Jiazi year has also disappeared..."

"This is a big problem." Liu Zhaoqing touched his chin, puzzled: "This shouldn't be the case. What went wrong that caused the Yellow Turbans to not appear?"

Baoer had heard the name "Yellow Turban Army" from the head of the family more than once, and this time she finally couldn't help but want to ask.

"Did the master remember the 'Jia Zi Army' incorrectly?" Baoer asked.

Liu Zhaoqing wanted to shake his head, but after hesitating for a moment, he nodded and said, "Probably."

"Since there is no 'The blue sky is dead, the yellow sky should be established', let's just continue to live our own lives." Liu Zhaoqing said as he stood up and prepared to listen to a song.

And Baoer was standing there, whispering what he had just said.

"The blue sky is dead... the yellow sky should be established..."

Liu Zhaoqing happened to hear it, and seeing her absent-minded look, he couldn't help but tease her.

"What? Did Baoer suddenly realize that he wants to be the general of the Earth?"

"General Digong? What is that?" Baoer asked curiously.

Liu Zhaoqing didn't want to talk much at first, but couldn't stand Bao'er's curious questioning, so he simply sat back, and while Bao'er made tea and poured water, he told the story of the Yellow Turban Army in the form of a fictional novel and storytelling.

Baoer was stunned after hearing this.

"Master of the house."

"what?"

"You said General Tiangong's last name was Zhang?"

"Yes."

"Isn't that the same surname as your wife's?"

"Don't say that in front of her, girl, otherwise she will think I'm making up stories to deceive her." Liu Zhaoqing quickly reminded her.

"Besides, my wife is beautiful and has a sweet voice. How could she be that disheveled, neurotic, traitorous Taoist priest?"

Chapter 2 Sincerity is the strongest killer move

Although General Tiangong and my wife have the same surname, Liu Zhaoqing never thought that my wife would be a great and wise teacher.

Zhang is a common surname. There are many people with the surname Zhang in Pingyuan County alone.

Moreover, my wife has no brothers or sisters, only a maid who has followed her for a long time, Baoer.

Of course, Baoer has no surname and cannot perform magic tricks. He only knows some skills such as playing chess, calligraphy, painting, dancing and opera.

Let’s put the story of the Great and Good Teacher aside for now. In time, maybe it can be made into an opera, and Baoer can teach the geishas to perform and sing it in this Baixi Tower.

Now Liu Zhaoqing still has a clear goal, which is to survive in this chaotic world.

Although Liu Zhaoqing wondered why the Yellow Turban Army did not appear, in fact, even with such an obvious difference, the history of this magical late Han Dynasty world line still developed in its inherent direction.

In the Jiazi year (the first year of Zhongping, 184 AD), a peasant uprising broke out, called the "Jiazi Army". He Jin was appointed general to suppress the rebellion. The rebellion was gradually put down, but the Han Dynasty ushered in an era of external relatives interfering in politics.

The wheel of history is crooked, but it is finally on track.

"Baoer, you just said that the imperial general appeared in Puyang the month before last?" Liu Zhaoqing asked the maid behind him as he walked along the corridor towards the stage.

As Zui Mengdie's official supervisor and also her own maid, Bao'er spends more time in the Baixi Tower than anyone else every day, so naturally she can find out a lot of the latest news.

"Yes." Baoer nodded, "Lord Lu Zhi returned to Luoyang after suppressing the rebellion in Puyang."

"Lu Zhi..." Liu Zhaoqing whispered the name.

According to the original history, Lu Zhi should have been framed by a villain in 189, dismissed from his position as General of the Central Army and thrown into prison. He was later reinstated as Shangshu after Huangfu Song interceded for him.

"It seems that the Jiazi Army, which is full of strange horned people, has put a lot of pressure on the court. The court's suppression of the rebellion is at least not as easy as it seems." Liu Zhaoqing said softly.

Baoer, who was standing behind him, couldn't help but nodded after hearing this. Although the head of the family said that he didn't want to be a hero in troubled times, she could see that the head of the family still cared very much about world affairs.

"That means I still have some time to save up some money, and then depending on the situation I can sneak away to a relatively safe city and live a good life." Liu Zhaoqing said softly.

"Speaking of which, how come I have only heard of those famous generals but never seen them in the five years since I came here?"

"Where are the two bosses, Cao Cao and Bei Bei?"

Liu Zhaoqing was mumbling something again that Baoer couldn't understand.

Following Baoer to the center of the theater, Liu Zhaoqing learned about the recent income, expenditure and operation of the theater through Baoer's introduction.

Although he did not awaken any super powers, with a business vision that was thousands of years ahead of his time, Liu Zhaoqing used all his family assets to open a Hundred Plays Theater that is getting better and better.

With a blend of later opera and poetry, as well as some unique dishes, this Zuimengdie restaurant has become quite famous in Pingyuan County in the past two years.

Not only can it cover the expenses of the entire family and the restaurant's staff and supplies, but it can also generate a lot of surplus money every month.

He certainly couldn't stay in Pingyuan County for long. Liu Zhaoqing felt that he had to consider finding a stable place in the next two months.

But in this mythical late Han Dynasty, Liu Zhaoqing really didn't know whether any accidents would happen in some of the safe places he knew.

He also thought about finding a backer, such as joining some future heroes early on, but let's not talk about whether others would look down on him as an ordinary person who was weak and powerless and couldn't even transform.

In this era where people can explode in anger and smash a cow with one punch, who knows, those future heroes might be killed in seconds by a suddenly awakened unknown person before they even become successful?

This also explains why Liu Zhaoqing hasn't seen a historical celebrity for so long.

With the idea of ​​finding a future home, Liu Zhaoqing came out of Zuimengdie and walked alone along the busy street towards home.

Although he was wealthy, Liu Zhaoqing was not used to traveling with three or five bodyguards and maids. He preferred to be alone.

One reason is because of his personality, and the other is that this plain county town is relatively safe.

As the place he carefully selected to settle down, Pingyuan County was far away from Sili, the center of the power storm, and from the Central Plains where the rebels were raging. The heroes of Hebei had not yet started a decisive battle. It could be said that Pingyuan County was one of the most peaceful regions in the world during this period.

But then again, isn't it time for Liu Bei to come to Pingyuan County?

Liu Bei's governance ability is first-rate. If this person could guard Pingyuan County, I would feel more at ease.

Liu Zhaoqing was thinking about something while walking, so it was inevitable that he didn't pay much attention to the road ahead.

Most civilians would think Liu Zhaoqing was a nobleman and would give way to him when they saw his attire, but today Liu Zhaoqing accidentally bumped into a seemingly thin but extremely powerful body.

"Why is there a wall?" Liu Zhaoqing muttered, touching his head.

He has walked this road at least a hundred times, if not a thousand times. There shouldn't be a city wall there.

When Liu Zhaoqing looked up, he met a pair of big dark eyes.

Liu Zhaoqing was stunned when he saw the eight-foot tall woman in military uniform in front of him.

Although because the meteorite summoned by "Great Mage Liu Xiu" had disrupted the world line, it had been very common for women with divine abilities to join the army and participate in politics since the Eastern Han Dynasty, he had never seen a woman so tall, let alone such a... healthy skin color.

And it’s so… flat.

"You skinny monkey, are you blind?" The female general's voice was like thunder. This angry shout made the people around her cover their ears in pain.

Liu Zhaoqing, who was standing right in front of him, tilted his body and almost fell to the ground.

Needless to say, this female general is another gifted person from heaven.

"Yeah...sorry."

Liu Zhaoqing quickly apologized, then looked ahead with lifeless eyes, reached out his hand and touched the air, then limped forward, his fingers still trembling from time to time.

Even people standing by could see from this action that Liu Zhaoqing was actually a blind man!