Is it okay not to want to work hard?

"Ah."

Higashino Zou knew what Izumi Konata meant by asking this, and admitted it frankly.

"So do you want to date Naoko or Yuzuru?"

Izumi Konata's tone was low when he asked this question.

"I want them all. I like all pretty girls. I want to date them, get married, and have children with them."

Higashino Kanade made the perverted statement in a serious tone.

"And me?"

Quan Cifang didn't react much to the pervert's remarks. Anyway, she had a perverted guy in her family, and Xiaozou's perversion was nothing compared to him. After knowing each other for so many years, she knew that Xiaozou was more or less perverted. If you ask why, she thinks Xiaozou's perversion was infected by her, because she had been dragging Xiaozou to play games that children were not allowed to play, let alone watch.

At that time, Xiaozou righteously told her not to play, but she forced Xiaozou to play with her.

"also want."

After Higashino Kanade said these two words, Izumi Konata's depressed mood instantly improved.

Have the opportunity!

She has a chance as a young girl!!!

Chapter 24: Love Like a Bouquet

Winter vacation is approaching and so are final exams.

"Let's have a study session on cleaning assignments."

At ten o'clock in the evening, Higashino Kanade heard the doorbell. When he opened the door, he saw Izumi Konata, who was wearing pajamas, holding a pillow in one hand and homework in the other.

"..."

Higashino Kanade didn't want to talk.

Ever since that day when he and Cifang stood in the corridor as punishment and he said he liked her and everyone, Cifang has gone from being clingy to being extra clingy. To put it in a metaphor, Cifang has gone from being a sticky chewing gum to being an even stickier piece of oxhide candy.

It's true that he likes everyone, but in modern society, everyone will become independent women in the future, how can they date him? This is the three-dimensional world, not the fantasy two-dimensional world. Harems are fake. Even many harem animations are fake harems. In the original light novel, either one of the others is chosen to be the loser, or the whole group is wiped out, and no one is chosen.

Stock speculation is a disgusting behavior. He thinks it is disgusting no matter it was before or now. Isn't this playing with girls' feelings and trampling on girls' intentions? Either don't flirt with them or you are a scumbag. It's disgusting to be a whore and a saint at the same time.

Disgusting, bah, disgusting.

He wants to be a whore, but he won't pretend to be a saint. Once he has made up his mind, he will let the girls who are close to him know that he is a determined harem man. When they are in high school or junior high school, he will confess his love to the people he likes, and he will confess his love to everyone. He will also let the girls who are confessed to know clearly that he is not confessing his love to one person, but to a group of people.

If successful, then play the Happy End harem ending. If unsuccessful, then play the True End ending.

Bad End?

It would probably be a hatchet, a good boat, a basement, or Konata, Nozomi, Yuzuru, or someone he likes who has turned evil and turned him into fried pork with ginger and be with him forever.

He was a single guy in his previous life, so he has experience in being single and there is no problem for him to be single for the rest of his life.

You can't really ruin a girl's life for your own selfish desires.

Dongye Zuo invited Quan Qifang into the house without thinking too much. There were some things he couldn't do anything about. Qifang insisted on sharing a bed with him, and he couldn't refuse. It wasn't that he wanted to flirt with Qifang, it was that he was too good-looking and too likable, how could Qifang not take the initiative to flirt with him.

Although it is not bad to be with Ci Fang alone, he knows that he is not born to be a single person, but a DD, a DD who falls in love with every girl he meets. If he forces Ci Fang to be with him alone, he will either change his mind after three years of relationship or end up in a cold war and divorce after ten years of marriage.

Higashino Kanade doesn't want a love that consists of a bouquet of flowers.

Couples in love believe that they can be together forever, but after getting married they realize that the novelty of love will disappear, and only responsibility can keep the love going forever.

I don't know if Izumi Konata can ever meet Hiiragi Kagami again. If so, then Konata's interest in him might shift to Hiiragi Kagami.

Qingmei is no match for the one who dropped from the sky, Izumi Konata thinks so, and Higashino Kanade thinks the same.

In the room, Izumi Konata was helping Toyo Kanade to collect shiny Pokémon, while Toyo Kanade was imitating Izumi Konata's notes to do his homework.

Here's the deal, one would rather boringly farm shiny Pokémon than do homework, the other would rather do homework than farm shiny Pokémon.

“This way.”

Higashino Kanade, who was doing his homework, had something to say.

"what happened?"

Quan Chifang could hear that Dongye Zou's voice sounded a little melancholy, which was rare. She rarely saw Xiaozou in a melancholy mood.

"Do you think I can start a harem?"

Dong Ye Zou's words made Quan Qifang stunned.

After three seconds of silence, Quan Chifang spoke: "Do you remember what you often told me?"

"what?"

Higashino Kanade frowned, recalling what he often said to Fang.

"Don't give up your dreams, keep sleeping."

Quan Cifang leaned back in the computer chair with her two little feet resting on the computer desk.

ice cream.

Dongye Kanade took a look and some strange thoughts popped up in his head.

"But I like everyone. What do you think I should do?"

It's not easy to have a harem, Higashino Kanade sighed. He really wanted to be a single dog, and he really wanted to have a harem.

"Just like me."

After the straight ball, Izumi Konata stopped acting completely.

She didn't need to act, Tono Kanade knew that she liked him, and she also knew that Tono Kanade always knew that she liked him. This sounds confusing, but it is the fact. Otherwise, how could Izumi Sojiro let Tono Kanade have the key to the Izumi family and let Tono Kanade casually enter his precious daughter's boudoir.

"Sorry, can't do it."

Higashino Kanade said this with confidence. He really couldn't do it. Maybe he was mentally stamped, or maybe he was born a pervert. He really couldn't be wholeheartedly devoted to this side. This is a world with two-dimensional characters. There is this side, there is Nozomi, there is Yuzuru, and there may be other two-dimensional characters, such as Hirasawa Yui, Akiyama Mio, Hayasaka Ai, Fujiwara Chika, Tachika Kanade, Tomori Nao, Goto Doku, and Ijichi Nijika.

Here, he has called almost every single one of them his wife through... the dimensional wall.

I really can’t do it alone. I really, really can’t do it.

What's more, if Izumi Konata can appear, maybe the first generation cute king Sakura Kinomoto can appear. If Sakura is there, hehe, hehehe, hehehe, hehehe, you can capture Sakura's best friend, Daidoji Tomoyo. Rich Lolita, cute and beautiful Rich Lolita, if you capture Tomoyo, you don't have to work hard, you can treat Tomoyo like an ATM like the little evil god.

"Xiaozou, you will usher in the 'bloody end' if you do this."

Quan Cifang rubbed her eyes and yawned. She didn't sleep last night, and she didn't sleep well at school, which made her feel a little tired tonight.

"No, I have super powers."

Higashino Kanade looked confident.

"Have you forgotten the story you told me about The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? How did Zhang Fei die?"

Izumi Konata looked at Tono Kanade and blinked mischievously.

"..."

Higashino Kanade fell silent.

"Your superpowers can't prevent poisoning."

Another sentence from Izumi Konata made the silent Tono Kanade remain silent.

"scared?"

Izumi Konata suddenly got down from his chair and put his face in front of Higashino Kanade.

The small face caught Higashino Kanade's eyes.

"Since ancient times, everyone has to die, and even under the peony flowers, there is still romance."

Higashino Kanade said something in Chinese that made no sense.

"What do you mean?"

Quan didn't understand this.

"As long as you have sex, you're dead."

Higashino Kanade said something extremely shameless while laughing.

"Pervert, there's no way to win Hentai."

Izumi Konata cursed Higashino Kanade by imitating the voice of a well-known voice actor who specializes in dubbing tsundere characters.

So cool.

When Higashino Kanade heard this familiar voice scolding him, he not only did not feel disgusted, but instead felt a strange sense of comfort.

"continue."

"You are such a pervert."

"Who told you to use Kugimiya's voice? Don't you also like being scolded by Kugimiya?"

"That's true."

Izumi Konata, who was standing in front of Higashino Kanade, crossed his arms and nodded in agreement. Izumi Konata, who wanted to act like an uncle at a young age, thought that being scolded by Kugimiya was a very pleasant thing, just like Higashino Kanade.

"Quick, scold me."

"Bagaya road!"

"Don't do this!!!"

Chapter 25: Pain, Pain

Ten p.m.

Higashino Kanade was not the only one in his room. His sister Higashino Suzu and childhood sweetheart Izumi Konata were also there.

Cifang is going to stay in his room tonight, and Xiaoling came over to play after knowing that Cifang was coming.

At this time, Higashino Kanade is ready to go to bed. Since he started drawing comics, he has been staying up late more often, which is not good, and it is not good for his height. Now that the comics have been submitted, he should return to his original schedule and be a good boy who goes to bed early and gets up early.

So he urged Ci Fang to brush her teeth, wash her face and wash her feet. At this time, Ci Fang, who had finished the first two items, was soaking her feet.

In the cold weather, soaking feet in hot water, Quan Konaka's squinting face shows an intense satisfaction.

So comfortable, soaking your feet is so comfortable.

Higashino Kanade looked at Higashino Suzu who was so engrossed in the conversation with Izumi Konata and spoke.

"Xiaoling, it's time to go to bed."

"Okay~!" Dong Ye Ling agreed in a long tone. She looked at Ji Fang and asked, "Is Ji Fang sister sleeping with brother again?"

Higashino Ling likes to sleep with Izumi Konata. She likes to listen to Konata telling stories before going to bed, telling all kinds of novel things. Her brother actually snatched her sister Konata away. He is so mean, so mean. I want to scratch him with my claws.

"Are you lonely, Xiaoling? I'll sleep with you next time."

Quan Chifang teased Dongye Ling with a smile. She liked to sleep with Dongye Ling, and Xiao Ling was comfortable to hug, but after experiencing Xiao Zou's pillow, she wanted to sleep with Xiao Zou even more.

It’s strange to say, Xiaozou, a boy, is softer than Xiaoling, a girl, when he is hugged. The feeling of touching and rubbing him is very comfortable.

"You said that yesterday."

Higashino Suzu was full of distrust towards Izumi Konata's words.

"Really? Oh, I forgot."

Quan Cifang is acting cute at the bridge.

"You said the same thing the day before yesterday."

Higashino Ling bit her lip, expressing her strong dissatisfaction with Quan Konaka's breaking of the appointment.

We agreed to sleep together at night, how come someone went to sleep with someone else?

"Next time, next time for sure."

Izumi Konata brought up the strange things that Higashino Zouhui had said again.

Without further ado, Higashino Ling went to take a shower and go to bed. It was too late. For Izumi Konata, her nightlife might not have started yet, but for a second-grade elementary school student like Higashino Ling, she should have gone to bed at nine o'clock. Today, she went to bed at ten o'clock because she had been chatting with Izumi Konata and forgot the time.

When talking about topics of interest, time always goes by especially fast. Before you know it, an hour has gone by. Then, if you don't pay attention again, you'll find yourself with a dry mouth and a dry tongue. When you look at the time, two hours have passed.