After getting off the car, Higashino Kanade suddenly remembered something.

No exercise today.

Forget it, I've touched it after exercising.

Well, it’s not really touching. I touched it, but not completely. It’s true that I didn’t exercise at night, but I still exercised late at night.

Even if Hongxia stays in the studio tonight, Jifang and Gaozi will not let him go.

Let’s go to the convenience store, buy some snacks, some drinks, and a few boxes of, uh, magical props that are guaranteed not to cause any deaths.

His superpowers seemed to be able to ensure that no one would die, but he was not sure if it would be bad for his health and affect Fang, Gaozi and the others, so he would use artificial products if possible. It would be troublesome if his superpowers caused problems.

It was almost twelve o'clock when Tono Kanade returned home. At this time, except for Izumi Konata who was struggling in the game world, Nishimiya Shoko, Ijichi Nijika, and Hiroi Kikuri were all asleep.

In the game room, Izumi Konakata, who was sitting cross-legged on a mat, heard footsteps outside the door and turned back. He saw Tono Kanade shouting like a master, "Xiao Kanade, I'm hungry."

"eat."

Higashino Kanade came and sat down next to Izumi Konata, with no intention of going to the kitchen to cook for Konata.

"Cook for me."

Quan Cifang was not polite at all when he spoke. After all, they had known each other since childhood and were now dating, so there was no need for him to be polite.

"No, I'm tired."

Tono Kanade lay on Izumi Konakata's thighs and closed his eyes.

Bian Fang's legs are not fat, but thin, thin and short, and the feeling of using them as a pillow is not as good as Nitro's.

Neither the legs nor the chest are as good.

"I'm tired too."

Quan Qifang, who had been speaking with great energy just now, immediately became weak, his voice became feeble, and he even pretended to cough twice to prove his weakness.

"Then go to sleep. You won't be hungry when you sleep, and you can have a big meal."

Higashino Kanade squinted his eyes and spoke in a lazy tone.

I'm a little sleepy, so I want to take a shower and then go to sleep without doing anything. I don't want to get up in the middle of the night and toss and turn.

"If you don't give me food, then I will eat you."

Quan Cifang lifted her legs to prevent Dongye Zou from sleeping comfortably. Some people don't cook and want to sleep. There is no such a good thing in the world. She was hungry. If she couldn't eat, she would eat Xiaozou. She would eat Xiaozou completely, not even a drop of oil or water could be squeezed out.

Hearing this, Dongye Kanade suddenly opened his eyes, stood up and said, "I'm going to cook."

He could hear the seriousness in Cifang's words. If he didn't cook for the kids, then Cifang would really eat him up. If tomorrow was a holiday, then he would let Cifang eat him up. He could sleep during the day anyway.

Unfortunately, tomorrow is Monday.

It is a very satisfying thing to be eaten up by this party, because to do this, this party not only has to pull the nitrate, but also has to use all his skills, otherwise it is impossible to let him be squeezed...

Ahem, the slip of the tongue was, it wasn't him, it was the one who squeezed the fruit until only the skin was left, with no juice at all.

"Xiaozou, you are so lame."

Quan Chifang was a little disappointed when he saw Dongye Zou went to cook.

"Heh, I'm not as crazy as you. I have to go to school tomorrow."

Dong Ye Kanade's voice was getting farther and farther away, and he went to the kitchen to prepare a midnight snack.

“It’s not like I can’t take leave.”

Quan Cifang muttered to himself, not quite convinced.

Missing one day of school is not a big problem. As long as you maintain your attendance rate, you can take several days off.

When studying, you have to do it within your ability. If you feel tired, you should take a break or ask for leave to adjust your mood. This way, you will have the motivation to study when you are in a good mood. How can you study when you are in a bad mood?

When it comes to taking leave from school to slack off, Quan Cifang has his own twisted logic.

Ten minutes later, Higashino Kanade prepared the midnight snack.

"Instant noodles..."

Izumi Konata's eyes widened when he saw the instant noodles made by Tono Kanade.

"Cooked noodles, with eggs, sausage, and vegetables, luxurious cooked noodles, some kind of instant noodles."

Dongye Zou rolled his eyes at Quan Qifang. He was so sleepy at this late hour, he must have cooked some noodles to get by. Only if you have the leisure time can you consider it as a fine midnight snack, but if you don't have the leisure time, it's just okay.

"I want to eat high-end sushi."

Quan Cifang took the bowl, picked up the noodles with chopsticks and blew them up continuously.

"No."

Higashino Kanade rubbed his eyes and prepared to wash his face, brush his teeth and go to bed.

"Then I want to eat roasted basil."

Quan Konata looked at Dongye Zou with a malicious smile on his face.

"Shaobaizi? That's not the essence of pufferfish... Wait, the Shaobaizi you're talking about is from pufferfish, right?"

When Higashino Zou saw Izumi Konofata's smile, he thought of the ingredients for roasting white fish and suddenly understood.

Damn, this woman still wants to eat people.

Chapter 26: Raise an Army for a Thousand Days and Use It for a Single Moment

It's a new day, and Higashino Kanade asked for leave.

The reason for asking for leave is that it is raining today, which is a good day for a good sleep.

Well, that was a lie, the real reason was that he was weak.

"Sincerely, lust is like a knife hanging over your head."

Dongye Kanade drank hot milk and felt melancholy as he watched the drizzle falling outside the window.

He took a leave of absence, and so did Glass and Konata. Hongxia, who probably knew what they had done, looked down on her and went to school alone.

This is trouble.

There's probably no chance of bringing down Hong Xia this month.

Although he has entered sage mode after a night of fighting, he still wants to do it with Hongxia and Yili Ai.

He knew that some things had to be done step by step, but sometimes his body was not controlled by his brain, but by his cow... ahem, something else.

Of course, the more people there are at a party, the better.

His ideal party list is Konata, Nozomi, Nijika, Ichiri, and Yuzuru. Yuzuru is still in the process of being nurtured, but Nijika and Ichiri are already available. As long as he works hard, it is not impossible to achieve this goal before the end of this year.

As for whether he would be too weak to get out of bed after completion, that would be something he would have to consider in the future.

"It's ten o'clock, why aren't you awake yet?"

Higashino Kanade looked at the time, looked at his own room, then looked at Kikuri's room and sighed helplessly.

The girls in the family are all lazy, unlike him, who is still standing here after a night of arduous struggle.

Having said that, he actually didn't sleep.

After taking a shower, he prepared breakfast and lunch for Hongxia. He couldn't sleep after failing to kiss Hongxia and receiving contempt from Hongxia who had guessed what happened last night.

The reason I couldn't sleep was that I was thinking about how to take down Hongxia.

He and Hongxia were lovers, but unfortunately, as lovers they had only held hands, and had never kissed on the cheek, let alone the last step to achieve great harmony in life.

Yili was in a similar situation. The reason was that Yili acted too weak when dating him, like a timid little animal who would cry if teased or scared. He knew that he could deal with Yili as long as he was tough with him, but he really didn't want to bully Yili. Instead, he hoped that Yili would be brave enough to take the initiative.

Unfortunately, this idea seems too far-fetched.

He and Yili have dated five times. In these five times, as long as he didn't take the initiative, Yili wouldn't take the initiative either. Yili would just listen to whatever he said.

Or, be tougher next time?

Higashino Kanade thought about it and felt that it was unrealistic for him to wait for Ili A to come up.

If you don't take the initiative, you may never be able to get an A in your entire life.

As expected, you have to be tough and bully Yili.

"Okay, it's decided. Let's go to a love hotel this week."

Higashino Kanade decided that the winner would be decided this week with Ichiri.

"what?"

Suddenly, Hiroi Kikuri's voice sounded behind Higashino Kanade.

"Huh? Are you awake?" Higashino Kanade turned around and saw Hiroi Kikuri, who looked terrified, and asked again, "Did you hear it?"

"No, no, no!"

Hiroi Kikuri shook her head.

She always felt that if she told Xiaozou what she had heard, he would silence her.

"What's your reaction? Are you afraid that I will kill you?"

Higashino Kanade was stunned. He didn't expect Hiroi Kikuri to have such a big reaction. Shouldn't this woman be laughing and telling dirty jokes?

Eh? Wait, I think I have a stereotype. It's true that Kikuri is always laughing, but she doesn't seem to be the type to tell dirty jokes.

It's not that she doesn't talk, it's that she doesn't know how to talk. After all, she said that before she started playing rock music, she was a very quiet girl, and she was also relatively innocent. She has never dated a boy until now, and she is not as good as this person who has not yet stepped onto the adult ladder in terms of GHS.

"Ah."

Hiroi Kikuri nodded heavily.

Of course she knew that Xiao Zou would not silence her, but she felt a little embarrassed knowing this.

She and Yili have a pretty good relationship, and she knows that Yili is a kid who rarely refuses people, especially Xiaozou. If Xiaozou really drags Yili to a love hotel, even if Yili doesn't want to, he probably won't be able to refuse.

No matter how you look at it, it all depends on the girl's opinion. Even if you're in a relationship, you should respect her opinion. Isn't it too much to rely on someone's personality not to say no?

Hiroi Kikuri looked at Higashino Kanade and suddenly realized that it seemed impossible to criticize Kanade.

Because Xiaozou is a scumbag, and only scumbags would do such a thing as forcing things.

"Hey, what's with that contemptuous look of yours?"

Higashino Kanade couldn't stand it when he saw that Hiroi Kikuri's clear eyes were gradually being replaced by contempt.

"Xiaozou, forcing a girl will be punished by God."

Hiroi Kikuri spoke her mind without much thought.

"..."

Higashino Kanade fell silent.

He knew it was not a good idea to take advantage of Yili's character of not being able to refuse, but if it was not in his favor, even if Yili agreed in her heart, would she agree verbally?

The answer is obviously no. With Yili's personality, he would refuse against his will even if he was willing in his heart.

It is said that a girl's "no" is a "yes", but sometimes a girl's "no" really is a "no", and when "no" is a "yes", even girls may not be sure whether it is a "yes" or a "no".

Higashino Kanade expressed his doubts, and now it was Hiroi Kikuri's turn to remain silent.

Indeed, Xiaozou was right. She believed that even if Yili was willing in his heart, he would refuse with words.

"How about you help me find out?"

Higashino Kanade looked at Hiroi Kikuri and raised his eyebrows.

Since we cannot go against the woman's wishes, we can only ask someone to find out what's going on in Yili.

If you agree, then go to a love hotel. If you don’t agree, then go back to your own homes and see your own mothers.

"Ah I?"

Hiroi Kikuri was dumbfounded. No, why did they give her a task? And this task was so wrong. Help Xiaozou go to Yili and ask if he was willing... Tsk.

"Well, you. You've lived in the studio for so long, it's time to repay me."

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