Is it okay not to want to work hard?

Higashino Kanade said nonsense in a serious tone. Anyway, no matter if it's greasy or not, just show your kindness first, as the saying goes, don't hit a smiling person, this trick doesn't work on others, but it must work on Hongxia, after all, Hongxia is also a girl who is easily soft-hearted.

"Really? I don't believe it. I think Konata and Naoko were with you last night."

Ichichi Hongxia knew that men's words were lies.

If Xiaozou plays with Konfang and Xiaozi at night, he will definitely not be able to sleep.

"No, what are you thinking about? I slept alone last night."

Seeing that Ichichi Kougaka didn't believe him, Higashino Kanade quickly explained that although he often did things that adults love with Konoha and Naoko, he didn't have sex every night. The human body has its limits. After all, he is still a human being, not the real hero of the book, and he can't have sex every night.

"Really?"

Ijichi Hongxia still didn't believe it. Even if there was no Konata and Nozomi, there was still sister Kikuri, uh, Kikuri.

Regarding her relationship with Hiroi Kikuri, Ijichi Kouka didn't know how to address her. She used to call Hiroi Kikuri "Sister Kikuri", but now it's hard to say.

"Really? I slept alone last night." Seeing that Ichichi Hongxia was not doing well, Tono Kanade said, "If you don't believe me, come to my house tonight and watch me sleep. I have been sleeping alone these past few nights."

Ichichi Hongxia rolled her eyes at Tono Kanade and said sarcastically, "You must be planning something bad."

"Yeah." Higashino Kanade admitted frankly, "I've been planning something bad ever since I started dating you. Did you know there's a hotel nearby that offers half price for couples? We can go there to rest when we're tired."

"No!" Ijichi Hongxia refused without a second thought and glared at Higashino Kanade fiercely, "We've just started dating and you're already thinking about dirty things."

When she dated Xiaozou before, Xiaozou was not like this. He acted very innocent and reserved. It can only be said that Xiaozou acted well at that time. Now this is his true nature. How could a guy who has already stepped into the adult ladder understand what innocence and reserve are? It's all pretending, all acting.

With each date, Xiaozou's true nature was exposed more and more, and it seemed that it wouldn't be long before Xiaozou really took her to a love hotel.

Did she get a boyfriend or a sperm?

"Then when can you think about something sexy, Hongxia? It's normal for a man to think sexy. It's abnormal if he doesn't want to."

Higashino Kanade said seriously.

This time it's not a twisted theory, but the truth. Although not every man is obsessed with SeSe, many men will have bad thoughts when they see a particularly beautiful girl. It's just that some men can restrain themselves immediately, some will fantasize in their hearts, and some will go all out, staring at people intently, or even stalking them in broad daylight.

"You said that again."

Ijichi Kouka rolled her eyes at Tono Kanade.

It is normal for men to think about sexy things, but isn’t it too abnormal for Xiaozou to think about sexy things all the time? I always feel that wherever Xiaozou is, it’s spring.

"What do you want to eat? I'll pay for today's consumption."

Higashino Kanade took out a bulging wallet from his pocket and showed it to Ichichi Kouka.

Life is good when you have money. You don’t have to care about the price when you go to a store to shop. Just spend money lavishly (in every sense of the word).

"No need, I'll treat you today. I asked you out."

Ichichi Hongxia shook her head. When she and Xiaozou went on dates, they usually went AA, or Xiaozou would pay for some things and she would pay for others, which was almost AA, but not completely AA.

There's no way. Xiaozou is really rich, and she really can't afford some expenses. If she insists on going AA, she will have no pocket money.

If I could form a band like my sister and become popular, I wouldn't have to worry about pocket money.

Ijichi Hongxia looked at Tono Kanade and wanted to be angry when she thought about what he had done, but she couldn't get angry because she had calmed down long ago.

Hadn't I prepared myself mentally long ago? It was normal for Xiaozou to have a harem. I had known this before I started dating him. But even though I knew it, I still felt uncomfortable. If it was Ichiri, why was it Sister Kikuri?

It felt like my own sister had run away.

When it comes to the relationship between Kozou and Kikuri, Ijichi Kouka's feelings are extremely complicated. Everyone else is fine, but she is the one who finds it the hardest to accept.

"It's raining today, where should we go for the date? We won't stay in the store all day, will we?"

Higashino Kanade looked around. Because it was early and raining, he and Hong Xia were the only two customers in the store.

"Art Museum."

"what?"

"Let's go to the art museum. Aren't you a cartoonist? You should know a lot about art."

"I don't understand. I don't understand at all."

"Then go to the art museum to improve your artistic level and cultivate your sentiments. Don't think about H things all the time."

"No, it can't be cultivated. It's my nature."

What Tono Kanade said left Ichichi Hongxia speechless.

The nature is okay.

Chapter 36: If it's art, don't censor it

Art gallery.

Normally there is no one here, and even fewer people come here in today's weather.

"Wow, this is a good one, this art, tut tut tut."

"Can you please stop being such an old man..."

In the empty hall, the boy and the girl were admiring the paintings hanging on the wall, which were created by unknown masters.

The two people were naturally the date between Tono Kanade and Ichichi Kouka.

"Don't you think this is artistic?"

Higashino Kanade admired the painting and marveled at it.

"If the paintings you looked at weren't all of people without clothes I could think you were right, but I can see that your art is just lascivious."

Ijichi Kouka rolled her eyes at Tono Kanade.

After Xiaozou entered the art museum, all the paintings she saw were uncensored art. How could she not understand whether this was for the appreciation of art or for her own desires?

"You don't understand. Sex is also a kind of art."

Higashino Kanade shook his head as if he understood a lot, but in fact, he didn't understand anything at all, just like Hong Xia.

"Ah."

Yidizhi Hongxia didn't believe it.

Xiaozou is like a dog that can't spit out ivory. If he talks about professional knowledge of comics, she may believe it a little, but she doesn't believe anything else, especially what Xiaozou is talking about now, art.

"Just kidding, I'm really just horny."

Higashino Kanade's hand naturally rested on Ichichi Kouka's head and touched it through her hat.

"I don't understand. I can still comment on oil paintings, but as for abstract paintings, I can only say that they can only be understood but not expressed in words. I feel that many modern abstract paintings and some art are hype. Look at that painting, a black line, I don't know what the master who painted this wanted to express."

Higashino Kanade doesn't want to talk about art casually. If he does, he is afraid that he will not be able to control his outbursts and end up saying "everything I don't understand is rubbish."

Although he thinks some artworks are really rubbish, as a cartoonist, it is difficult for him to say some things. If he says them, it will appear that he is jealous and that his level is not good enough. In fact, if he must say it, it is just two words.

"Rubbish."

Higashino Kanade couldn't help it.

Why can something like this be hung in an art gallery?

"Xiaozou!"

Ijichi Hongxia was shocked. She didn't expect Tono Kanade to suddenly say "rubbish". She quickly looked around and felt relieved when she saw that there were no staff members.

"It's really rubbish, one line,"

Higashino Kanade saw the name of the painting and the person's name written on the lower right side of the frame, as well as some simple information, so he searched on the Internet.

The name of the painting is "Untitled". The painter is a master of minimalist painting. He only draws lines in his life, and always one or two lines.

Awesome!

This painting is quite expensive. The information I searched said that it was bought for 100 million yen.

First-rate prices, second-rate painters, third-rate works.

If we say this master is a true master, he can recognize some of his previous works, such as the fact that he was originally a realist and later turned into an abstract master. But he can hardly recognize this minimalist master who has no professional background and no idea of ​​his painting skills.

Higashino Kanade told Ijichi Kouka the information he found on the Internet and told her not to worry, because this master didn't have many fans, and even if he did, they weren't as many as he did.

"Even so, it's not nice for you to say that."

Ichichi Hongxia still looked around worriedly. She always felt that Xiaozou's outrageous remarks were not good. It would be enough to say it in her heart. It would be embarrassing if people heard it on the second floor.

"I just feel a little resentful. Many students who work hard to learn painting are much better than the masters who make a lot of money, but it is difficult for them to make money. Not to mention making a living, not starving to death is success."

Higashino Kanade felt miserable when thinking about the hard days of learning painting. Later, he went to study animation, while some of his classmates went to study oil painting, ink painting and other things. To be honest, it is very difficult to pursue pure art without money or connections. It is also difficult to pursue pure art without money or connections. You need both money and connections to succeed.

Although it may not sound nice to say this, but if you have money and connections, even if your paintings are terrible, there will always be people who will flatter you and praise your paintings or hype them up to the sky.

"Ah, I understand, I understand, just like some ugly pop music and ugly movies can make a lot of money."

Ijichi Kouka nodded in agreement.

Bad money drives out good money in many fields, and the reason is, alas, capital.

Suddenly, Higashino Kanade changed the subject, a teasing smile appeared on his face, and he said, "So you understand now."

"What do you understand?"

Ichichi Hongxia frowned.

“That’s not art, and that’s what real art is.”

Higashino Kanade first pointed to other paintings on the wall, and finally pointed to the art that he had been admiring without clothes and without any blur.

"Go to hell!"

Ijichi Kouka punched Tono Kanade on the kidney, but Tono Kanade caught her punch.

"Humph."

Higashino Kanade held Ichichi Kouka's fist with her palm and said in a very pretentious way, "You have a weak backhand and poor forehand skills. Why do you think you can compete with me?"

"Based on this."

Ijichi Kouka said this as she bumped her head into Tono Kanade's chest.

The beret fell to the ground, and Tono Kanade, who was unable to react, was hit hard.

"Okay...it doesn't hurt at all."

Higashino Kanade thought that Ichichi Kouka would knock him down like a wild bull, but what he didn't expect was that Kouka didn't say "knock" but more like she was gently pushing against him.

"Of course it doesn't hurt anymore."

Ichichi Hongxia nodded her head and said in a dissatisfied tone, "Can you please go on a date properly and take off your yellow glasses?"

"Okay, okay, I'll take off my yellow glasses and seal off all my H thoughts."

Dong Ye Kan nodded in agreement.

Hongxia has been acting so coquettishly, it would be too bad for him not to agree.

You have to cherish your lovely girlfriend and not take advantage of her favor to be self-reliant.

However, he really couldn't appreciate the art in the museum. The reason was that the collections of this museum were basically modern paintings and abstract paintings, and he really couldn't evaluate the quality of these paintings and their painters.

Go to another art gallery next time. I want to see paintings like "Liberty Leading the People" instead of art like a string or a banana.

Higashino Kanade became much more normal after she promised Ichichi Kouka to take off her yellow glasses.

He didn't tease Hongxia intentionally, and talked to her seriously about the history of painting. As someone who studied art, he knew a little bit, although not much, but he had the superpower to look up the knowledge that his university teacher had taught him and the knowledge that he had learned but didn't remember.

Ichichi Hongxia didn't understand, but she listened to Higashino Kanade very obediently.

She doesn't seem jealous anymore.

Chapter 37 I Want to Go Fishing

Neither Higashino Kanade nor Ijichi Koka can appreciate the art.

After a brief appreciation of the indescribable art, they left the gallery.

"Going to the game city?"

After leaving the library, Higashino Kanade looked at the drizzling rain and felt that there seemed to be nowhere else to go except places like bookstores, game halls, and cinemas.

"Go, I want to catch the doll."