Higashino Kanade squatted down and patted the face of Izumi Konata who was lying on the ground.

"Well, Xiaozou, you were awesome last night."

Quan Chifang woke up, but not completely. His eyes were open in confusion and he mumbled strange words.

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Higashino Kanade covered Izumi Konata's mouth with his hand and looked at Izumi Sojiro carefully. Seeing that his father-in-law was still sleeping, he felt relieved.

Uncle Sojiro doesn't know about his affair with Konofana yet. It's not necessarily that he doesn't know. Maybe he knows but just keeps it to himself. But if his uncle really doesn't know and Konofana is exposed, he will have to confess and get a lighter sentence, but will have to spend the rest of his life in prison.

With his mouth blocked, Quan Chifang simply stuck out his tongue and licked it.

"Hey!"

Dongye Zou felt itchy and wet on his hands, and was surprised to see that Ci Fang had put on Pinru's clothes early in the morning.

"What's wrong? Isn't it usually like this? Hmm, why does it smell weird? It's not the usual smell... Oh, it's my hand."

There was obvious disappointment in Quan Konakata's voice. She thought she was licking a lollipop just now.

"Stop talking nonsense, you bastard. Hurry up and wash your face, brush your teeth, change your clothes and go to school."

Higashino Kanade used both hands to ruthlessly ravage Izumi Konata's face.

The child was so distracted while playing games that he was saying some nasty things early in the morning.

Can we talk about what the studio does here? Can’t we?

Chapter 84 To be a virgin or not to be a virgin, that is the question

On Monday, going to school is like going to the grave.

Quan Cifang looked upset. She didn't want to go to school and wanted to drop out of school forever.

"Xiao Zou, why do people go to school? Many people say that what they learn has nothing to do with work. Then what do you think is the meaning of learning? Is it just for fun?"

Because he had been up all night and just wanted to sleep, Quan Konaka had a lot of objections to going to school.

"I do not know."

Higashino Kanade gave an excellent answer.

In the past, he could answer this question with some answers, like if children of this age don’t go to school, they don’t know what to do, or that learning is a very useful thing and can benefit you for a lifetime even if you don’t work. But now he doesn’t know. These words all make sense, but they are just reasons after all. In fact, he doesn’t know what the ultimate answer is.

The more you know, the harder it is to make a conclusion about something.

"You don't know? I thought you were going to give a long lecture."

Quan Cifang was surprised. She was waiting for Xiaozou to say a lot, but she didn't expect Xiaozou to dismiss her with just a few words.

"Because you are an idiot, and idiocy is contagious. You made me an idiot too."

Higashino Kanade has let it go. If you want to be happy in life, it is best to be a fool. Being too serious and caring about things can easily make you irritated and painful.

Except for drawing comics and books, which require him to think about the plot, he doesn't want to use his brain on weekdays. Drawing comics and books requires enough brainpower, and he also needs to use his brain in his daily life. In addition, he often has to play games with Konata, Naoko, and Kikuri, and ask Nijixia for help. He can tire himself to death.

It's like that when you get older, and even though he's only in the second grade of junior high, he doesn't particularly want to use his brain.

Too tired.

"I'm not stupid, I'm smart." Izumi Konata pointed his index finger at his head and said proudly, "What's inside is the most powerful brain in the human race - the brain of the Ultimate God Konata."

"Pfft!"

Nishimiya Glass couldn't help laughing.

This serious middle school student is really funny. The more serious he is, the funnier it is.

"Don't laugh, I'm serious."

Quan Cifang had a stern face, but the next second she couldn't hold it in anymore and started laughing.

What is the Ultimate God's Brain? This is so second-year that she can't help it. She doesn't know how she can come up with such a second-year title. This is not second-year, but elementary school.

"The most powerful brain in the human race is here. Do you know how powerful a person with super powers is? My brain is the most powerful!"

After Izumi Konata became a chuunibyou, Higashino Kanade also became a chuunibyou.

Stupidity is contagious, so is middle school immaturity, and of course, happiness is the same, it is also contagious.

On the way to school, the three of them were laughing and talking, just like ordinary junior high school students, noisy and happy.

Unfortunately, happiness is short-lived, at least for Quan Konaka. When she saw the school gate, her smiling face immediately turned into a kitten-like face that said "I'm going to take your mother away."

At the school gate, discipline committee members and teachers check whether students have brought illegal items into the school. They also check the students' appearance and expressions to see whether they are wearing mourning clothes properly.

Quan Chifang was probably sleepy. She felt that she was not here to go to school, but to be buried in a mass grave. In her eyes, the teachers and the discipline committee members turned into old corpses, and even the noise of the students around her turned into the shrill howling of ghosts.

I want to sleep, I really want to sleep.

As we all know, when people want to sleep, they want to sleep very much. Izumi Konakata stood behind Higashino Kanade, hugged Higashino Kanade's arms and leaned on his back, saying coquettishly: "Carry me."

"So sleepy?"

Dongye Zou did not refuse, but was surprised that Chi Fang was so sleepy today. Maybe he hadn't recovered from Saturday night, and he couldn't bear to stay up all night over the weekend.

"I'm dying. My heart is beating beautifully. I feel a little palpitated. Maybe this is love."

Izumi Konata covered her chest with her left hand, and a mysterious blush appeared on her pale face. Unfortunately, Higashino Kanade, who had his back to her, did not see this scene.

"This is not love, it's the prelude to sudden death!"

When Dongye Zou heard Quan Cifang say this, he had no choice but to recite it.

Fortunately, they have already entered the school. If he hadn't entered the school and carried Cifang on his back, he would have been stopped by the discipline committee and teachers.

The school discipline committee member and teachers are also annoying. The discipline committee member is obviously the one who least abides by discipline, and the teachers are the same. They either disappear during class and students can't find them, or they wander around the school in strange costumes. Sometimes they dress like a biker gang.

Higashino Kanade carried Izumi Konata on his back, and his action undoubtedly attracted the attention of many classmates.

But it doesn't matter, just stare at him. His close relationship with Konata is well known in the school. The same goes for Nozomi. Although no one can figure out the relationship between the three of them, everyone knows that they must be very close.

Therefore, no one confessed to Fang and Gaozi. However, many people confessed to Hongxia. Hongxia's appearance and personality made her too popular and easy to be liked by boys and girls. For example, Yamada Ryo stayed with his girlfriend Hongxia every day.

Humph, Yamada-san!

Higashino Kanade complained in his heart, completely forgetting that Yamada Ryo and Ijichi Nichina were very good friends in the anime, and he, the time traveler, was the mistress who got in between.

However, that's just anime. In reality, he came first and Ryo came later. There's nothing wrong with saying that Yamada is Xiaosan.

Having said that, does he, as the king of the harem, have the right to criticize others?

Higashino Kanade carried Izumi Konata on his back, but all he could think about was Ichichi Kouka. He couldn't be blamed for that, Konata was the dish that was in his mouth, while Kouka tasted a little bit of meat in the bowl, so he certainly wouldn't be thinking about what was in his stomach anymore, he could only think about what was in the bowl, figuring out how to eat it.

The words in the pot...

Coercion? Coercion? Coercion?

When talking about Ichiri, Higashino Kanade could only think of threats. It would be difficult to deal with Ichiri's personality slowly. It would be as difficult to make Ichiri take the initiative as it was to make him passive.

Never mind. If Yili doesn’t take the initiative, then he will. Let it be a new life then.

It is not wrong to be a newborn if you are not a young man. It is not wrong to be a little newborn. As long as you can eat meat, just be a newborn.

No one who likes Yili would choose the latter between pushing Yili down and not being a Chusheng, right? No way, no way.

When they arrived at the classroom, Higashino Kanade threw Izumi Konata onto his seat. Konata cooperated and fell asleep with his head down.

In less than ten seconds, I fell asleep quickly.

"I went to bed on Monday. I don't even dare to think about what I'm going to do on Tuesday and Wednesday."

Higashino Kanade looked at the sleeping Izumi Konata and shook his head helplessly.

At this rate, will I really be able to get into university in the future?

Chapter 85 A Different Date

During holidays, Higashino Kanade's daily routine is either painting or dating.

Needless to say, when it comes to painting, dates with Konata, Naoko, and Kikuri will eventually turn into going to private hotels, love hotels, or going back to the studio to talk and make love. Well, when it comes to love, dating with Ichiri and Nijixia is just a normal date.

Hongxia could still trick Yili into coming to the studio at night to play some small games with him, but the same couldn't be said for Yili. He could trick her, but trying to get Yili to play games with him seemed like coercion and gave him a strong sense of guilt.

Ichiri is still a bit difficult to deal with, the reason is that Ichiri is younger than him, not that he is younger than Ichiri. For example, Hongxia, Konata, and Naoko are all older than him, and they feel like young cows eating young grass, so he doesn't feel guilty. Ichiri, like him, reached the legal age in February, but Ichiri's personality is too difficult to deal with, and it's not good to force him.

Is it really necessary to break the law knowingly and commit an aggravated crime? Even if he has reached the age, coercion is still illegal.

Although some things will only be known to heaven, earth, him, and them if they are not said, but she has a relative who is a policeman. What if she accidentally tells the truth and gets arrested?

Standing under the street light, Dongye Zou stood on the road and looked around.

"Where are the people? Why haven't they arrived yet?"

It's so slow. It's so slow. Why is it so slow?

Today, Higashino Kanade is on a date again, but the person he is dating is not Konata, Nozomi, Nijika, Ichiri, or Kūri, but someone else.

"Yo!"

Not far away, a short-haired girl with a SLR camera hanging around her neck and wearing neutral clothes greeted Higashino Kanade.

"You're so slow."

Higashino Kanade walked quickly to the person who came and rubbed her head unhappily.

"My sister insisted that my hair was messy and wanted to comb it for me." Nishimiya Yuzuru touched his head, looked up at Higashino Kanade and rolled his eyes, "Now it's really messy."

"It's okay, it's messy, you look like a boy anyway, it's normal for boys to have messy hair."

Higashino Kanade said as he combed his hair. Other boys can have messy hair, but he can't. He has to stay handsome and elegant. After all, he is a big cartoonist and a public figure, so he has to pay attention to image management.

"You have some strange misunderstanding about boys."

Yuzuru Nishimiya subconsciously picked up his SLR camera to take a picture of Higashino Kanade.

Today they were going to take photos in the suburbs, Yuzuru was going to participate in a photography competition, and Higashino Kanade was going to relax, find materials and inspiration. He always drew pictures and dated his girlfriend, and had to do some time-consuming, physically and mentally consuming things at night, so he needed to find another way to relieve himself.

Going out to play and taking photos is a great way to do it.

Originally he had invited Xiaoling, but Xiaoling followed him and this place, being a lazy little dog. She knew that to go to the suburbs one had to take a tram instead of a taxi, and that one would have to walk a long way if someone wanted to take pictures along the way, so she didn't come and just asked him to bring her some delicious food.

Eat eat eat, you know how to eat.

"I'm a boy. How could I have any strange misunderstandings about boys?"

When Higashino Kanade saw Nishimiya Yuzuru patting himself, he immediately made a “Yee” gesture.

"Scissor hand gesture again." Nishimiya Yuzuru puffed up his cheeks like a hamster and said, "Can't you be more casual?"

"Then you have to not let me know you're taking pictures. If I see you taking pictures, I'll want to make the scissors hand gesture."

Higashino Kanade was just teasing Nishimiya Yuzuru with this. He just wanted to play a prank on Yuzuru, so he made the scissors hand gesture on purpose. He hoped that in most of the photos Yuzuru took of him, he would be making the scissors hand gesture.

No other reason, just for fun.

“Why can’t it be compared to something else?”

Yuzuru Nishimiya doesn't understand. Even if he is posing, why does he have to make the scissors hand gesture? Can't X-ray do it?

"so?"

As Higashino Kanade said this, a JOJO stand came up.

"What's with that weird pose? Well, this is fine too. It's better than the scissor hand gesture."

Yuzuru Nishimiya approved of Tono Kanade's JOJO stand, although it was weird, as long as it was not the scissor hand gesture, it was fine.

"I don't think so."

When Higashino Kanade saw Nishimiya Yuzuru taking pictures, he made the scissors hand gesture again.

"you are annoying."

Yuzuru Nishimiya was a little angry and stared at Kanade Higashino with wide eyes.

"Let's go, let's take the train. If you want to take a picture of me not making the scissor hand gesture, just do it secretly. I don't mind girls taking secret pictures."

Higashino Kanade didn't want to talk much about this topic. Now that Yuzuru had arrived, it was time to set off.

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