Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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Well, this isn't about wanting to beat up Kikuri, this is about wanting to fuck (a plant) Kikuri.
"Eating, going to the toilet, lying down, it's all so tiring."
Hiroi Kikuri didn't know why, she felt very tired even though she didn't do anything.
Is it because the pressure has not been completely released? It has been relieved, but not completely relieved. Do you still need a passionate game that makes you sweat?
"Then what don't you do to not get tired?"
Higashino Kanade was speechless. Although he could understand that doing nothing was tiring, he was a little unhappy that Kikuri was so lazy and didn't dare to do anything while he was busy running around.
"Love."
Hiroi Kikuri said these words with a smile as if she had drunk fake wine.
"I think you've lost your mind. That's more tiring than anything you've done today."
Higashino Kanade is very busy now and has no time to get excited about dealing with Hiroi Kikuri. Otherwise, he would definitely let Kikuri know how tiring that kind of thing is, so that she would be so tired that she would not be able to muster any energy for the next three days, so tired that she would lie on the bed or on the sofa all day tomorrow, and as soon as she got out of bed, her legs would go weak and she would accidentally fall flat on her face.
"It's okay. I can stay still."
Hiroi Kikuri was talking dirty.
She was not so dirty originally, but she was an adult after all, and had a good relationship with Ci Fang, so she naturally became dirty.
People are like this. Whether they like it or not, they will grow from childishness to maturity, from lotus to mud. Even if you emerge from the mud without getting stained, you will still be contaminated by the mud when the petals wither.
"Ah."
Dong Ye Zou sneered.
This idiot, doesn’t he know that even lying down is very hard?
The force is mutual!
In terms of H, Higashino Kanade didn't discuss much with Hiroi Kikuri. Since Kikuri was lazy, let her be lazy. She was usually pretty hardworking, and practicing songs in a band was quite hard.
Besides, he was used to it. After all, his childhood sweetheart was such a lazy dog.
Not to mention that he has taken care of her since she was a child, but at least he was the one who took care of her when she was with him. So taking care of Kikuri is not tiring at all. It's just that he sees that she is too leisurely and wants to ruin her leisure in a malicious way.
"By the way, you're going to take the exam in a few days, are you sure?"
Higashino Kanade recalled that Hiroi Kikuri was taking the driver's license test and asked.
"I don't know." When talking about this, Hiroi Kikuri, who had a happy expression just now, turned pale. "Anyway, no matter what I do, I will be scolded by the coach."
"You can curse back and tell the coach that you were in the same car. Of course, if you think cursing is uncivilized, then just sigh. The coach will definitely not be able to stand you sighing all the time, and then ask you why. You can say that you were fired from your job, kicked out of your home, and owed an online loan, and you don't want to live anymore. Then pretend to realize that you said something wrong and immediately put on a fake sunny smile."
Higashino Kanade said quietly.
What he said was not illegal, but it was a bit immoral. However, his attitude towards life was like this: if someone offended you and you wanted to retaliate, then it was immoral, it was better than breaking the law, wasn't it?
“You’re so scary.”
Hiroi Kikuri said this, but a smile suddenly appeared on her face.
She still felt that Xiaozou's suggestion was good. It was okay to curse back, or to pretend to be disappointed with society and unhappy with life.
When the coach asks me whether I should press the accelerator all the way down, I will have a bright and sunny smile on my face.
Well, forget about the last one. The coach's life is not important, her own life is more important. If she stepped on the accelerator and didn't have time to brake, she and Xiaozou might be separated by the Yin and Yang.
"Eh? Xiaozou, you are a person with super powers, so can you do it with ghosts?"
Hiroi Kikuri suddenly asked a strange question.
"Ah?" Dongye Kanade was stunned when he heard the question, and then asked in confusion, "Why are you asking this? I haven't tried it, but it should work. What's wrong? Why are you asking this question? You didn't feel a ghost touching you when you were sleeping, did you? "
When Hiroi Kikuri asked this question, Higashino Kanade suddenly thought of a book about a ghost doing strange things to a beautiful girl.
No way, Kikuri won’t encounter such a thing.
He uses his super powers to drive away ghosts every day, so that no ghosts except Mrs. Ijichi dare to come here. It is unlikely that Kikuri will encounter such a thing, right?
"No, no, I'm just worried that if I get hit by a car and die, turning into a ghost will affect you and me..."
Hiroi Kikuri didn't finish her words, she just touched her head and smiled foolishly.
"No, you'd better worry about you getting in a car accident and being reincarnated into another world than worrying about that."
Higashino Kanade is not worried about Kikuri getting into a car accident, after all, it is a low-probability event, but he is worried about the even smaller probability of being transported to another world by a dump truck.
Although the possibilities are very similar, since he could travel through time, it is not impossible for Kikuri to be reincarnated into another world.
However, he hoped that this would not be possible.
Chapter 111 Car
“I got my driver’s license!”
Pushing open the door of the studio, Hiroi Kikuri shouted loudly into the room.
She, Kikuri Hiroi, finally got her driver's license after studying and practicing hard, and being scolded by her instructor.
"congratulations."
In the studio, Higashino Kanade is painting.
He stopped painting, gave Hiroi Kikuri a few perfunctory but not too perfunctory applause, then picked up the brush and continued painting.
In the game room, Izumi Konata came out after hearing the noise outside. Seeing Hiroi Kikuri holding her driver's license and facing Higashino Kanade, he immediately congratulated Hiroi Kikuri on getting her driver's license.
"Okay, we can go look at cars now. After buying one, we can go to the beach."
Izumi Konakata was very happy and she was still looking forward to going to the beach.
She has never been to the beach since she was a child. Even though her family has a car, her father never took her to the beach. Her father once asked her if she wanted to go to the beach, but she didn't want to go when she thought about it being just her and her father, and there were only three people at the beach.
Besides, there’s too much sun at the beach, and it’s crowded and hot, so it’s not as fun as playing games at home.
The reason why she changed her mind and was willing to go to the beach now was because she had many friends, including Kozo, Nozomi, Nijika, Ichiri, as well as Rin, Yuzuru, and Kikuri.
It would be too lonely for her to go with her dad alone, and it definitely wouldn't be much fun. But if she went with Xiaozou and the others, it would definitely be a lot of fun.
Going out with my dad and going out with friends are just as fun, but other aspects of my mood are different, and I feel more restrained and not as relaxed when I’m having fun.
"What car should we buy?" Higashino Kanade asked the question, "Kirie, do you have any recommendations? After all, it will be the equipment car for your band."
"I do not know."
Hiroi Kikuri shook her head. She didn't know what car to buy.
"Then just buy one at random?" Dongye Kanade asked, "Buy a cheap car and drive it first?"
Higashino Kanade has a lot of money in his bank account, but he can't use all of it to buy a car. He wants to save money and then live a carefree life without having to work. He also wants to buy a big house, and then he can have sex during the day and party every night.
"Yeah."
Hiroi Kikuri nodded.
She suddenly had a somewhat unreal feeling, as if her life had been in heaven since she met Xiao Zou. She didn't have to pay rent, water, internet or food fees, and she didn't have to do laundry, cooking or cleaning often. She only had to do it occasionally.
Now, after getting her driver's license, she can own a car immediately. Although the car is not bought by herself, the car is basically hers before Xiaozou turns 18. And when Xiaozou turns 18, he probably won't drive a car bought at this time.
This car was almost bought for her.
I am not just living off someone, I am being kept by someone.
However, generally speaking, isn't it the students who are kept by uncles? Why is it the other way around for me and Xiaozou? Although she is not an uncle, she can be considered an uncle in terms of age, and Xiaozou is indeed a student. It feels so strange that a mature lady is kept by a student.
Hiroi Kikuri's perception of herself is somewhat biased. She actually thinks she is a mature lady, not a legal loli.
All I can say is that people are like this. The way you see yourself is not the same as the way others see you.
Hiroi Kikuri doesn't think there's anything wrong with her life. After all, she plays rock music, so she can attribute all the weird things to rock music. Whether it's drinking, smoking opium, coming out and eating fried noodles (a kind of food), or being a sponsor or being supported, it's all rock music, isn't it? (Bushi)
People who don't understand rock music always have strange misunderstandings. Some people's misunderstandings are like this. Although I want to refute, some people who play rock music are indeed like this. I want to refute but I don't quite know how to refute.
This is just like the bass joke, both are stereotypes, and although the actual words exist, they cannot all be true.
Today, Konata, Naoko, Korin, and Yuzuru are all in the studio. Konata is here to play, Naoko is his manga assistant and comes when he is busy, Korin comes to eat and drink, and Yuzuru is here because he is bored at home and his grandmother went to play with other old ladies, so he had to come here to play.
Of course, even if her grandmother was at home, she would most likely come to the studio to play. Although she liked her grandmother very much, she had nothing to do with her grandmother. She couldn't go with her grandmother to chat with other old ladies, that would be even more boring. Topics about the elderly were not suitable for a young woman like her.
Higashino Kanade, Higashino Suzu, Izumi Konata, Nishimiya Shoko, Nishimiya Yuzuru, and Hiroi Kikuri were all in the living room. They opened the website on their computers and searched for cars suitable for beginners. They didn't know about performance, so they looked at the appearance first, and then studied the performance. The price should be within 150 million yen.
Dongye Zou decided to ask Hongxia about this matter, and then ask her to help ask Xingge. Because Xingge's band has an equipment car, Xingge may not know much about cars, but someone she knows may know about cars. He also decided to ask his uncle, but he didn't know if his uncle knew about cars.
But when he asked his uncle, he had to say that his friend wanted to buy a training car and he didn't quite understand. He couldn't say that he wanted to buy a car. He didn't really want to tell his family about buying a car. If he did, it would easily expose his relationship with Kikuri. At that time, there would definitely not be a situation of "one hundred million, leave my son behind", but there would definitely be other troublesome situations.
Kikuri's affairs cannot be exposed now. The best time to expose them is during his college or after graduation. It is not unacceptable if they are exposed in high school, but something bad will definitely happen if they are exposed in junior high school.
Even if he could convince his parents, it would be troublesome.
For cars, everyone chooses the color first.
Higashino Kanade doesn't care, any color is fine, even colorful black is fine, as long as the traffic police don't think there is a problem, then he will have no problem. The girls started discussing this very heatedly.
The girls were arguing about the colors, and he was asking for the opinions of his uncle, Hongxia and Xingge.
He is a game and anime geek, and he is really not interested in cars, so he can only ask his uncle and Xingge to recommend some good-looking, not too expensive, and decent cars.
As for the problem of Japanese cars having thin skin and large fillings, to be honest, you don’t have to worry about whether the skin of a cheap car is thin or not. If you buy a cheap car, you want it to look good, have good performance, and be thick and durable. You might as well go back to your room and lie down on the bed to sleep. In a word, dreams give you everything.
Chapter 112 Keep talking, I’m listening
I bought a car, a black diesel pickup truck, Qingling Isuzu T17, with five seats.
Originally, Higashino Zou wanted to buy a cool little car, but since it was going to be used as a band equipment car, the car couldn't be too small. After all, the drummer's equipment, and the most important drum, were quite large. So, at the recommendation of Xingge, he decided to buy this car.
Well, it’s a five-seater car. Although it’s not that good-looking, it’s still pretty good.
At least, Hiroi Kikuri was satisfied.
As Higashino Kanade couldn't drive, he couldn't say whether he was satisfied or not. As long as he could have a car to go to the beach and Kikuri was happy, that was enough.
"So, have you decided when to go to the beach?"
It was a night in the park, and the two of them were sitting on a bench.
Hiroi Kikuri was playing the bass, while Higashino Kanade was leaning back in her chair and looking up at the starless night sky.
"I don't know. I'll have to ask Xingge."
Higashino Kanade counted the number of people who would go to the beach. He, Xiaoling, Konata, Naoko, Yuzuru, Nijika, Hoshika, Ichiri, and Kikuri, a total of nine people. Kikuri's car seats five, and Hoshika's group seats four, just enough for everyone to sit down and play at the beach.
It would be a bit troublesome for Yili to invite Lai to the beach, but he felt that as long as he was tough enough, Yili would come.
He figured it out. If he wanted to conquer Yili, he couldn't be passive. It was impossible to wait patiently for Yili to attack him. He had to take the initiative and attack her like a domineering president to let Yili know, "Woman, I have you in my hands."
"See if the senior is free, right?"
"Well, if she's not available, then I'll have to take a taxi with Naoko and the others. You can take Konata, Suzu, Yuzuru, and Ichiri with you."
Higashino Kanade was thinking that if Xingge didn't come, then Kikuri would give Kotobuki and the others a ride, while he would take Nozomi and Hongxia in a taxi.
It’s expensive, but what else can he do? He can’t hypnotize Xingge to go to the beach.
He had already hypnotized Xingge, so wouldn't it be too stupid to just drag Xingge to the beach to play? No matter what... Never mind, he was not very interested in Xingge. This interest was just like his previous interest in Juli, which could be said to be no interest at all.
Juli was already an old girl, and Xingge, as Juli's senior, was even older. He had developed feelings for Juli over time, and in terms of personality, he and her really didn't have much of a bond, and even if there was, he wouldn't have any extra thoughts.
After all, she is Hongxia's sister, but she is just an old grass. He likes young paper-thin girls, not mature or immature older women.
He has no ambitions for Xingge, absolutely none!
"Aren't you worried that I might crash?"
Hiroi Kikuri was a little worried. As a novice driver with a driver's license, he was going to take people to a distant seaside, and he was scared without Xiaozou by his side.
"I believe you."
Higashino Kanade gave Hiroi Kikuri a thumbs up. Although with him around, Kikuri wouldn't get into an accident even if she stepped on the accelerator and didn't turn the steering wheel, but he didn't want to use his superpowers for strange purposes.
He believed that he could use his super powers to stop a runaway car, but it would be very hard and he might even feel sick and nauseous. If he pushed it too far, he might be so exhausted that he could only stop the car and then his eyes would go black. When he woke up, he would find himself in the unfamiliar ceiling of the Pokémon Center, no, the hospital.
"I'm touched. You trust me so much. I'll try not to hit big cars, but small ones."
Hiroi Kikuri took out a non-existent handkerchief from her pocket and wiped away her non-existent tears.
"Tsk, I hope you don't crash the car."
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