Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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The King of Hell wants him to die at three o'clock in the morning, so he can't die at the first o'clock and catch the King of Hell off guard.
This world is very beautiful, and he has never seen many of the beautiful scenes. It is not a good idea to go down there early to see the scenery. Moreover, although he has never been down there, he has underworld software like TikTok and Bilibili on his phone. How can he describe the scenery down there? It can't be said to be beautiful, it can also be said to be a wasteland doomsday.
He was not worried about the places below, because there were large patches of red spider lilies in bloom in many places, or there were many strange plants he did not recognize. There was no sun, and he did not know where the light inside came from. Anyway, the ambient light in many places made him feel light pollution. If he really got down there, he was worried that his eyes would go blind.
Higashino Kanade and Hiroi Kikuri went out to buy things for the celebration party. Of course, they bought a box of beer, a few bottles of shochu and sake that Hiroi Kikuri liked to drink, and then they bought vegetables, cakes, and all kinds of delicious food.
At the celebration party, Higashino Kanade prepared Sukiyaki, which was more convenient and everyone liked to eat. With more concubines in the harem, it was troublesome to make home-cooked meals. After all, not everyone had no dietary restrictions, like Xiaoling, who ate everything. As long as it was edible, she would accept it. Even if it was stinky tofu with fermented bean curd, watercress mixed with coriander, and salty and sweet rice dumplings, she would still be a man and cute.
In the past, Xiaoling would be picky about the sweetness or saltiness of the rice dumplings, and would not eat some of the animations. But after growing up, she became less picky, and would eat anything that was edible. She was just like the "zombie brother" who jumped onto the table, did a 360° Thomas spin, swept a circle of dishes, and then pounced on the boss and bit him over.
To the celebration party for Nishimiya Glass, Higashino Kanade invited everyone.
Even Goto Ichiri, who lived far away, came.
Although Goto Ichiri didn't want to come, she knew that it was a celebration party because Nozomi had signed a contract with Houbunsha and became a professional manga artist. Even though she was too lazy to come, she still had to swallow her laziness and come.
It would be so awkward if she was the only one missing from the celebration party when everyone was there.
Although she is not a person who can read the atmosphere very well, she is a person who knows how to fit in. People with personality like to be unsociable, like to have some time alone, and although she also has a strong personality, she is not the kind of person who can stand loneliness.
The reason why she could endure loneliness at home was purely because she was immersed in the world of guitar, and she couldn't help being lonely even if she wanted to. After all, she didn't have many friends, at least in Yokohama. If she wanted to have friends, she had to travel thousands of miles to Shimokitazawa or go to Ikebukuro.
Chapter 41 Dowry
The studio is crowded with people.
Higashino Kanade and Nishimiya Naoko were preparing sukiyaki, while Izumi Konata, who was bored, pulled Goto Ichiri, Ijichi Kouka and Nishimiya Yuzuru to play mahjong together.
Sparrow Soul, activate!
Well, there was no Mahjong Soul at that time, but Japanese Mahjong did exist. After all, there was an animation in Japan called "The Genius of Mahjong Girls". After watching this animation, Izumi Konata honed her mahjong skills.
Higashino Kanade doesn't know how to play mahjong. The reason is that he and gambling and drugs are mortal enemies. Although there is nothing wrong with playing cards and mahjong without gambling, he is not willing to gamble on other things, and he is not very interested in playing mahjong.
There are so many games to play, why does he want to play cards?
When everyone was either preparing dinner or playing mahjong, Dong Yeling sat on the sofa, eating snacks like a pig. Cricket's little snacks would not delay her meal, for her the stomach for eating and the stomach for snacks were not the same.
Soon, Higashino Kanade and Nishimiya Naoko prepared Sukiyaki and called everyone to come and eat.
Although Higashino Kanade prefers red oil hotpot to Sukiyaki, it is still good to eat Sukiyaki occasionally. After all, eating red oil hotpot all the time will make you feel too spicy and become a toilet warrior. It is okay to squat in the toilet, but you don’t feel anything when squatting in the toilet. It is very uncomfortable to have difficulty in exerting force when you feel something.
It’s time to eat, so let’s not talk about this. Not everyone’s taste is as strong as Lao Ba and Ma Niubi.
"Eat, eat!"
The happiest person was Dongye Ling. This guy's head seemed to be empty, with nothing in his mind except a big meal.
At this time, Ichichi Hongxia won and was about to push down the cards with full confidence, but Quan Ci stood up instantly and pushed down all his and everyone else's cards.
"Okay, okay, eat, eat, eat!"
"Ah? My cards!"
Ijichi Hongxia was shocked and looked at the mahjong on the table in disbelief, which had been messed up by Izumi Konata.
"Huh? What cards?" Quan Chifang pretended to be confused and said righteously, "Hongxia, it's not good to be addicted to mahjong. It's time to eat."
"I'm not addicted to mahjong. Don't think I don't know. You must be doing this on purpose."
Ijichi Hongxia knew that Quan Konaka was playing dumb. Although she hadn't said anything yet, everyone knew from her behavior of pushing the cards down that she must have won. This Konaka was so despicable that she actually used such a bad method.
At this moment, Ichichi Hongxia used the famous saying that Izumi Konata often used.
"Kishita, you are being mean right now!"
"Hey, I'm a cute and charming villain, and mean is a compliment to me."
Izumi Konata knocked his head with his left hand and stuck out his tongue to act cute like the Fujiya logo.
"Stop messing around and eat."
Higashino Zou passed by and flicked Izumi Konata's tongue with his hand.
"Hey, what are you doing!" Quan Cifang retracted his tongue and spat out the salty taste on his tongue, "Did you not wash your hands?"
"I didn't go to the toilet, why should I wash my hands?" Dongye Kanade said indifferently, "What are you complaining about? At night... uh..."
Higashino Kanade wanted to say that it was not like Konoha had licked his hand before, but he shut up after noticing that Xiaoling and Yuzuru were listening attentively. These were topics for adults, and children were not allowed to listen.
"Well, come on, why don't you say anything?"
Quan Chifang narrowed his eyes and smiled, looking like a fox that had successfully stolen some meat.
"I'm mute."
Higashino Kanade made a perfunctory excuse and started using sign language.
[Stop making trouble]
【It’s time to eat】
[I'll spank you if you keep making trouble]
"Humph."
Quan Cifang smiled and responded with sign language.
【OK】
"..."
Higashino Suzu rolled her eyes when she saw the sign language of Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konata.
I can’t bear to watch it! I don’t want to watch it! It’s so ugly!
Does her brother think that she can’t understand sign language or that Yuzuru and Sister Nijika can’t understand sign language?
There are a total of eight people in the studio, and only two of them, Hiroi Kikuri and Goto Ichiri, do not understand sign language. The sign language communication between Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konata is equivalent to broadcasting to everyone that they are talking about H things.
Higashino Ling pretended not to see it and went to the table. She picked up a piece of beef roll and started eating without any hesitation.
Eat, people are born to eat!
After Higashino Suzu came to the table, others followed suit.
Unlike Higashino Ling, who didn't say a word and concentrated on eating after sitting down at the table, everyone ate their food slowly and chatted enthusiastically.
You can skip the meal, but you must chat on this day, you must brag about what you are doing, and you must pretend to be awesome.
After drinking, Hiroi Kikuri couldn't help but start bragging about her income from her last performance.
Just as Hiroi Kikuri was getting more and more excited, Higashino Kanade said quietly, "Since you are so rich, you should pay for the meal and drinks tonight."
"Gah!"
Hiroi Kikuri made a sound like someone was choking her neck. She was a little drunk and suddenly sobered up. She smiled innocently and said, "Ah, this, that, I have to save my money for my wedding dowry. Although I make a lot of money, it's still not enough for my dowry."
"The dowry is okay."
Quan Konakata imagined her dowry after marrying Xiaozou in the future. If nothing unexpected happened, it would probably be her figures, comics, books, and games. She wanted to let Xiaozou appreciate her treasured yellow books, small H books, and teachers.
Ah, there is no need to appreciate this after marriage. She had dragged Xiaozou to appreciate it together a long time ago, and many of the postures and knowledge she learned have been put into practice.
"Dowry..."
When Goto Ichiri heard this, she ate in silence and looked up at Higashino Kanade. There was a piggy bank in her room, which was a relief fund prepared by her parents for her in case she fell into poverty in the future. It was called relief fund, but it could also be considered a dowry.
Although there is a lot of money in it, if you really calculate it, it should not be enough to make a qualified dowry.
"No need. You don't need a dowry to marry me. Just come here." Dongye Kanade said indifferently, and then said, "So this meal..."
"I'm sorry, but I obey!"
Hiroi Kikuri clasped her hands together.
No kidding, her money was really going to be used for her dowry. She hadn't told anyone about this, she wanted to save money well, both so that she could buy the things she liked in the future, and also to prepare a considerable dowry so that she could marry Xiaozou in style.
By the time she reaches the age to marry Xiao Zou, she will be an old aunt already. Since she is an old aunt, how can she marry him when she is poor? If she cannot become a rich woman by that time, her life will be a failure.
In the studio, the girls who dated Higashino Kanade were more or less preparing dowries. Although they might not necessarily get married in the future, they could still prepare dowries even if they didn't get married. At most, they were not married legally, but they were married in fact.
Anyway, you can have a wedding without getting married, and the certificate is just a proof, a symbol, so it is not impossible without the certificate. Status is not given by others, but possessed by the lovers themselves.
If you don't want to love anymore, what's the use of status? Even if you want to fight for money, you can still snatch a child away even if you don't have a status.
However, no matter what, Higashino Kanade definitely hopes to use a marriage certificate with everyone. Otherwise, it would be too despicable for him to do nothing but live with everyone without getting married.
Chapter 42 Go sing, go dance, go rap, go play basketball
October is one month older than September and one month younger than November. He is September's elder brother and a member of the Black Moon Cavalry. (Bushi)
Higashino Kanade looked at the two-dimensional peripheral calendar on the table and saw that it was October. For some reason, he first thought of "Non-Humans" and then "Stealing the Stars in September".
I always feel like these are just distant memories.
It was twelve o'clock in the afternoon. Although it was not night, he felt like having sex for a while, probably because he was completely full from lunch.
However, just as Dongye Zou was lying on the table and preparing to take a nap to relieve his mood of wanting Yu Yu after eating, the sound of footsteps came closer from the game room.
"Xiaozou, Xiaozou!"
A familiar playful voice sounded, and Higashino Kanade didn't even raise his head.
"say."
"Playing games?"
A big face appeared in Higashino Kanade's eyes, blinking its big eyes maliciously and cutely with a look of longing.
"Do not hit!"
Higashino Kanade shook his head.
He is too busy to play games.
"Hey, why? Come and play games. I'm so bored alone."
Today, if Izumi Konata didn't come to play, Higashino Kanade would be alone at home. To be honest, Izumi Konata didn't expect that, as Kanade's assistant, Naoko wouldn't come, and Kikuri wasn't at home either, but went to a friend's house to practice a new song.
"If you are bored, go to sleep. Sleep is not boring."
Higashino Kanade said lightly.
"Well, sleeping is boring when you're not sleepy, okay!"
Quan Konakata said dissatisfiedly, her cheeks slightly puffed up, and she angrily butted Higashino Kanade's body with her head.
"Then find a way to sleep, sing, dance, rap, play basketball for two and a half hours, and soon you will be tired, and then you will sleep."
Higashino Kanade said something serious that sounded like something from Xiao Heizi.
It's a pity that there is no Cai Xukun in this world, at least not this year. He may appear in the future, but he will not respectfully call him Brother Ji by then. After all, he has not forgotten why this guy was blackened by the entire Internet.
The traffic stars should die soon. It is because of their increasing number that TV dramas and movies are getting worse and worse. Even the Spring Festival Gala, which was already getting worse and worse, has stepped on the accelerator and become worse and worse.
I'm just a passerby and I have to say that some stars' works and acting skills are not even as professional and good-looking as those on video sites like Tik Tok and Bilibili.
"No, I don't want to sing, dance, rap, or play basketball. I want to play games! Play games!"
Quan Chifang was like a child addicted to the Internet, clamoring loudly for playing games.
"Stop making trouble, be a good boy, and play as you like tonight, okay."
Higashino Kanade helplessly patted Izumi Konata's head and coaxed him like a child. However, only his tone was like coaxing a child, not his words.
This is only said to the legal loli here. If it is said to the loli from other families, they will sound the alarm.
"You're not talking about playing games."
Hearing this, Quan Cifang became excited, but she was a little unconvinced, so she looked suspicious.
"It can be."
Higashino Kanade felt that playing games with Konoha was much easier than letting Konoha play him.
"Can't!"
Quan Cifang shook his head desperately.
Playing games is not as fun as playing with Xiaozou. Playing games may not be fun, but playing with Xiaozou will definitely be fun. Although it will be tiring, it is tiring and fun.
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