Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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“You can watch a movie.”
Higashino Kanade pretended not to understand what Izumi Konata said.
"That's not what I meant. I meant, aren't we going to do something meaningful on Christmas Eve?"
Quan Chifang blinked his big eyes full of desire.
"Yes, be a good boy, go to bed early, and wake up happily tomorrow to see the gifts sent by Santa Claus."
Higashino Kanade said seriously.
In other words, there are ghosts and hell in this world, so there must be Santa Claus, right? Yes? Then why haven't we ever given him a present? No? If there are ghosts, how can there not be Santa Claus?
"Who wants Santa's gift? I want your gift. Besides, Santa really isn't trespassing or breaking into someone's house. Don't you think it's scary for an old man to sneak into a child's home at night, like a priest?"
Izumi Konata held his chin and said something very disrespectful to Santa Claus.
"Indeed, and I only work one day a year."
Higashino Kanade agreed with Izumi Konata's words, and he completely ignored Konata's words "I want your gift".
“Maybe it’s because Santa Claus wants to prepare gifts for children all over the world.”
At this time, Nishimiya Naoko, who had been quiet, spoke.
When she was a child, she had a great admiration for Santa Claus and even received gifts from him. Although she later found out that Santa Claus was actually her grandmother, who quietly woke up at night to give her and Yuzuru Christmas gifts, she still had a great admiration for Santa Claus who gave gifts to children all over the world.
"Really? In modern society, maybe it has already become a fully automated assembly line, that is, the delivery of express delivery, no, the gifts, are not delivered by Santa Claus himself. Maybe Santa Claus is the name of a logistics company, and the people who deliver the gifts are the couriers of this logistics company."
Higashino Kanade felt that no matter how good Santa Claus was at delivering express deliveries, uh, gifts, he wouldn't be able to deliver all the gifts to the bedside of a child who hung "stinky socks" on the wall in one night.
There must be more than one Santa Claus. Maybe Santa Claus is actually a black-hearted capitalist, and the one who delivers gifts is a moose, which is very similar to cows and horses. It delivers gifts when it is alive, and is made into fur and moose canned food after it dies.
All I can say is that he has grown up, and his mind is full of dark thoughts. He is still innocent, but in many things he thinks about the dark side first, and then about the innocent side.
"Your idea is so novel. Why haven't I thought of it this way? Santa Claus is definitely not Santa Claus. It's just the name of a logistics company."
Izumi Konata marveled at Tono Kanade's imagination. She only thought of Santa Claus from the perspective of the plot in the book.
"I feel like the topics you guys talked about could be drawn into a comic book."
Although Nishimiya Shoko really wanted to complain about Tono Kanade and Izumi Konata's "malice" towards Santa Claus, she felt that it would be better for her not to stop their nonsense because their conversation gave her a lot of creative inspiration.
"What are you drawing? A Santa Claus logistics company?"
Higashino Kanade was very curious.
"No, they draw the Christmas Moon (night) talk, and then draw the plot they imagined that Santa Claus is a criminal or the chairman of a logistics company."
Nishimiya Glass shook her head. She planned to adapt her daily life today and put it into the comics, drawing the conversation between Konoha and Kozou and the imagined scenes. The "they" she mentioned also refers to the characters in the comics.
The characters in the comics are basically based on real people, so she can make a chapter out of things that happen in daily life by making slight changes. If she adapts tonight's conversation well, she might be able to draw three chapters. In this way, she won't have to worry about the plot of the comics for three months.
Tonight was just like any other night, nothing happened, but not completely nothing. I just went to bed a little later than usual, but much earlier than when everyone else was here.
At night, Hiroi Kikuri slept peacefully. She didn't know what happened in the studio, but she knew that her dreams were full of scenes that were not suitable for children.
I'm having a bit of a writer's block, so I'll take a day off and update at dawn.
To be honest, this book has entered the middle and late stages. I will decide whether to finish it depending on the situation. Anyway, it must be finished before New Year's Day. As for Yuzuru, it's really hard to believe (scratching my head). I'll think about it. I'll just give up today and try harder tomorrow.
Chapter 108 Husband, please say something
Winter Comic Market, they are here again.
Higashino Kanade and Goto Ichiri were guarding the stall, while Izumi Konata, Nishimiya Shoko, and Ijichi Nijika started shopping after the comic exhibition began.
"so many people……"
Goto Ichiri shivered as she looked at the crowded crowd in the venue. Is this hell? It's so scary. Why are there so many people? There are more people than in the Live House or the gymnasium during the cultural festival. There are so many that she felt like the air she was breathing was being robbed and she was suffocating.
"It's okay, just treat them as potatoes."
Higashino Kanade patted Goto Ichiri's shoulder and comforted him.
Ichiri has suffered a lot. He didn't expect that Konata would take away Naoko and Nijima to join the holy war with her. When Yuzuru and Suzu expressed their unwillingness to suffer at the Winter Comic Market, he could only ask Ichiri for help.
He was too busy to handle it all by himself. Kikuli went back to her parents' home, Xingge had to look after the store, Eliza was at the stall next to him, and Shima was also next to him.
Hiroi Kikuri's bandmate and friend, Shimizu Elisa, is both a guitarist and a doujinshi artist.
Therefore, she could not miss the famous Comic Market. After knowing that Higashino Kanade was going to participate, she even moved her booth next to Higashino Kanade's booth. Just like Higashino Kanade, she could not take care of all the booths by herself, so she dragged Iwashita Shima along.
All we can say is that Kikuri ran away early, otherwise she would have been dragged over to look after the store. Even if she was drunk and couldn't look after the store, it would not be bad to be a drunken and asleep lucky cat.
"Potato……"
Goto Ichiri raised his head slightly, looked at the customers who came to buy notebooks and the people around him, and a forced smile appeared on his face.
I can’t do it. I can’t do it at all.
Where can you find potatoes that big and that move?
"It's okay. If it doesn't work, don't force yourself. I'll do it. You help me watch and prevent anyone from stealing."
Higashino Kanade rubbed Goto Ichiri's head without caring about the gazes of the otakus.
In a place like this, when else should you not show your affection? You have to show your affection. Not only do you have to show it, you have to show it hard, throw dog food in their faces, and force feed it into their mouths.
"Ah."
Goto Ichiri nodded slightly. Although she wanted to try harder, she decided to give up after thinking about it. There were so many boys, and many of the people who came to buy things were boys. She really didn't dare and didn't want to deal with them.
Higashino Kanade was very busy for the whole morning. Although he printed more books than the last time he participated in Comic Market, the books he printed were sold out very quickly. What happened next turned into a book signing event just like last time, but like last time, he could run away and have fun in the afternoon.
So what should he do in the afternoon? He would definitely need to go shopping in the afternoon. Glass and Hongxia would help him buy things, so it was hard to say whether they would be free in the afternoon. If they were not free, then he and Ichiri would be alone in the afternoon.
Should we go to the comic convention or go somewhere else?
Higashino Kanade had a good idea, but before he could decide where to go, Konoha came to grab him and Ichiri to help them buy things. Konoha had a lot of things to buy at this Comic Market, and they were all in triplicate, so he needed a lot of help, both to help with the buying and to help with the moving.
"Why, why should I do hard labor for you?"
Higashino Kanade didn't understand. He didn't want to be a porter. He wanted to go on a date with Ichiri, go to the amusement park, the cinema, the love hotel, and talk about life, philosophy, and the mysteries of the universe in bed.
"Because of love." Quan Qifang said with a smile, "Okay, stop complaining, I'll give you Cosplay tonight."
Cosplay at night?
When a passerby heard what Izumi Konata said, he looked at Izumi Konata and Higashino Kanade twice, and this look made people feel unpleasant.
Damn, I’m so envious.
We are all grown up as adults and we all know what to do when we Cosplay tonight.
"Tsk."
Higashino Kanade smacked his lips. He could ask Yili to do Cosplay, and Yili wouldn't refuse. He could let Yili wear any clothes, even an Ultraman suit and do weird things with him.
But would anyone really let his girlfriend wear an Ultraman suit and do things that are not suitable for children? He doesn't know whether others can accept it or not. He actually can't accept it. It's too weird. People can't do that, or at least shouldn't do that.
"Are you thinking that Pochi-chan can also cosplay? Pochi-chan can't do that. Pochi-chan can only act shy. I can act in any way. I can be shy, tsundere, and even a lecherous older sister."
Quan Qifang blinked her big eyes and painted a big pie for Dongye Zou.
"Oh, you lecherous sister."
Dong Ye Zou laughed.
Bie Fang had small arms and legs, and even though she was a little older than him, she was still far from being called an older sister.
If you want a big sister, she has to be as mature as Kikuri, or someone who looks like a big sister at first glance like Xingge.
Chi Fang, how should I put it, she probably will have nothing to do with the word "big sister" in this life, not even the slightest bit.
"What do you mean?"
Quan was not happy about this.
"nothing."
Higashino Kanade shook his head, carrying bags of things and hurried to meet up with Nishiko and the others.
At this time, he missed Kikuri. If Kikuri was here, he could just put these things in the car. Unfortunately, Kikuri was not here, so he and Konata could only carry these things back with great difficulty. Speaking of which, Uncle Sojiro should also come to the comic exhibition. Should he ask Uncle for help? But it seems that he may have a lot of things, so he decided to forget it.
"What do you mean nothing? Speak."
Quan Cifang chased after him and was very serious about it.
She refused to accept it. Xiaozou didn't believe she could become a big sister. Damn it, she was only in high school and could still grow. She must be able to. What if her genes mutated, right, right, right!
"..."
Dongye Zou remained silent, not wanting to pay any attention to Quan Konfang. Konfang was a person who liked to be around people, and the more she was paid attention to, the more excited she became. If she was ignored, she would calm down after a while.
"Hubby, please say something."
Since Izumi Konata was holding the thing in both hands, he nudged Tono Kanade with his head.
"What are you talking about? Are you saying that you are worthy of this with your skinny arms and legs, or that you will always be the dwarf beside Snow White, or that you are cute even though you are small?"
Higashino Kanade attacked Izumi Konata more than once with one sentence, and as expected, he was hit by Izumi Konata's head again, and it was a very fierce headbutt.
Chapter 109: This is not fun, that is not fun
Asked how worried you are, just like a group of eunuchs going up to the brothel.
After attending the Winter Comic Market, Higashino Kanade felt exhausted all over. He felt weak here and there, and he couldn't muster any energy. He felt lazy like a sloth from head to toe, inside and out.
Today is New Year's Eve, and Higashino Kanade has returned home, and he is the only one at home.
Dad, Mom and Xiaoling are all at Zifang's house. Tonight's New Year's Eve dinner is being eaten at Zifang's house. Zifang and his uncle are preparing dinner. The reason he is alone at home is very simple: he doesn't want to go over and listen to the nagging of his family.
During the Chinese New Year, his parents would talk to him about life, his ideals, and his interpersonal relationships. His harem was no secret to his family, and they often nagged him about it, hoping that he would keep himself clean and not become a scum of the world.
It's a pity that he can't do it, he really can't do it. He has already dated them. Who would date two-dimensional beauties and have a harem? How could he let go? The most he could promise was not to find new women and be a sea king who didn't have to fight seven days from Monday to weekend.
Now he is quite satisfied with his sex life, happy life, Monday is this square, Tuesday is glass, Wednesday is chrysanthemum, Thursday is one, Friday is rainbow summer, Saturday is party, Sunday is rest. This kind of life is very good, it is not polite to find girls again, they are not polite to this square, not polite to himself, and even more not polite to his own kidneys.
Human health is very important. One should not indulge in lust too much, otherwise one will not have a day off. If one has Ghs for 365 days a year, even an iron man, an iron kidney, or an iron Kun cannot stand it.
"Xiaozou, why are you home alone? Come and play games!"
Higashino Kanade's leisure time was soon broken by Izumi Konata.
"No, I want to rot and stink at home." Dongye Kanade lay on the bed, turned around to look at Quan Konakata who came into the room and said, "Close the door, close the door, why don't you close the door at such a young age, you have no manners."
"Why close the door? Not only do I have to open the door, I also have to open the window, turn off the air conditioner, lift your quilt, get up, get up and play games."
Quan Chifang wanted to play games, but she was bored playing games alone. Xiaoling was eating in the kitchen and didn't want to play with her, so she had to find Xiaozou to fight.
"I don't want to play."
Higashino Zou allowed Quan Chifang to open the door, open the window, and turn off the air conditioner. He didn't even cover himself with the quilt. What Chifang meant by lifting the quilt was just a metaphor.
"Let's play, it's the last day of the year, let's play one last game and end this year on a perfect note."
Izumi Konata came and sat on the chair, staring at Tono Kanade with cat eyes, and his mouth also turned into a cat mouth.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Why do we have to play games to end this year perfectly?"
Higashino Kanade sat up from the bed, used his superpowers to close the doors and windows and turned on the air conditioner.
"Wow!"
The sudden slamming of doors and windows and the hot air of the air conditioner startled Quan Chifang. She then reacted and complained, "Xiaozou, use your super powers to say it, it's like a ghost, so scary."
"Next time, next time for sure."
Higashino Kanade rested his chin on one hand while looking at Izumi Konata and asked, "What games do you want to play? Let me tell you first, dogs don't play League of Legends and CS:GO."
"Then let's go to Final Fantasy 14."
Quan Konakata said with a smile.
"Can we play some stand-alone online games?"
Higashino Kanade had a bitter face, he didn't want to play online games.
"So what do you want to play?"
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