Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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There are a lot of private messages and a lot of messages in the group.
Higashino Kanade rubbed his eyes, used his superpowers to give himself a warm buff, and then floated out of bed.
I'm a bit lazy, so I'm going to use my superpowers to become a useless person today.
Teleportation and taking objects with the power of mind, these two superpowers alone are enough to make him a useless person.
That’s great, it’s great to have super powers.
I'm alone at home, so just eat something casually. I haven't had instant noodles for a long time, so just have a cup of instant noodles.
Higashino Kanade sat on the sofa lazily, while the instant noodles and electric kettle in the kitchen floated out. One automatically filled the bowl and sprinkled the sauce bag, and the other automatically collected water, boiled water, and poured water.
If there were people here who didn't understand the situation, they would definitely mistake it for a supernatural phenomenon.
While playing with his phone, Higashino Kanade sent messages to each of his girlfriends, including Kikuri and Ichiri who did not send her any messages.
The message to Kikuri was asking her to come back quickly and stop torturing Hongxia. The message to Yili was asking her if she had time to go on a date, to go to the aquarium to see seals, and to go to a love hotel to express their feelings.
The main purpose is to see the seals, and the second is to go to the love hotel to communicate.
Well, it's nice to see how shy she was when she came to the love hotel. Ichiri is a kid who makes people want to bully her. Although you can't really bully her, it's okay to bully her a little.
This winter vacation is basically the last relaxing time for everyone. Next year, it will be the last semester for Liang and Hongxia, and the others, including him, will become senior high school students. When they reach the senior year, they will study hard and make progress every day.
He has no problem, but he is worried about Konata, Naoko and the others. Anyway, everyone should try to go to a better university. Although it is a dream, it would be perfect if all students went to Tokyo University. Then, as a Vtuber, Konata can raise the academic level of the entire Vtuber industry by himself.
Speaking of Vtubers, this one is a bit popular right now.
Higashino Kanade was originally worried that Konata would not be popular at all as a Vtuber, but now it seems that his worry was unnecessary. With Konata's ability to play tricks, she doesn't need to use a cover to become a virtual anchor to attract otakus and girls. She has a high chance of becoming popular simply by being a YouTuber with her face showing.
Some people like Cifang, who are good at making jokes, making fun of others, chatting, and have high emotional intelligence, are born to be anchors. The live broadcasts of people like them are interesting and make people want to watch them. The content of the live broadcast can be easily edited into interesting slices.
Nowadays, there are many clips of this party on YouTube, and there are also many imported live clips of this party on Bilibili. Judging from the number of clips and playback volume on Bilibili, this party seems to have quite a few fans on Bilibili. Even if not all of them are fans, at least many of them have the potential to become fans.
From this perspective, isn't it better to let this party settle in Bilibili, make money on YouTube on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, make money on Bilibili on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, and rest on weekends.
However, if this is to be done, it is necessary to appease the fans on YouTube. After all, this party is live streaming on YouTube almost every day. If half of the time is not on YouTube live streaming and goes to Bilibili, it will definitely cause trouble. In this way, this party's live streaming time per day can be appropriately extended, which should make the fans understand.
For Fang, extending the live broadcast is definitely no problem, after all, she plays games every day during live broadcast, and she still plays games after the broadcast. It's just that she plays games alone during the live broadcast, and after the broadcast, she pulls him or Ju Li to play games together.
We need to discuss this matter with Cifang to see if she is interested. If not, forget it. If she is, then transfer Cifang to Bilibili.
Although he is Japanese, his heart is still Chinese. This live broadcast is really interesting. How can such an interesting Vtuber only be watched on YouTube by people outside the wall? It should also be recommended to people inside the wall so that they can get to know him.
"Everyone, look at me. This is the veteran of the Vtuber world, Nekomiya Hinata. A very interesting Vtuber. Please pay attention to Nekomiya Hinata-nyan!"
Higashino Kanade touched his chin, thinking that if Chifang went to Station B to live broadcast, he could use his band account to promote it. Oh, yes, there is also his own cartoonist account. On Station A, Station B, Station N and other platforms, his band account is a band account, and his cartoonist account is a cartoonist account.
As for the account of Benzi Demon, his identity as Benzi Demon had been exposed long ago, so there was no need for him to pretend to be the Lord of Matryoshka Dolls anymore.
Quan Cifang is working hard to learn Chinese. She learns strange words very quickly, but learns daily language very slowly. If she goes to B station to live broadcast, she will definitely learn Chinese faster. If nothing else, she will definitely improve her swear words by leaps and bounds. For example, she can learn swear words and strange words like "knock your mother", "Gan Lin's mother", "Min Na I am your father", "Oli Gei, do it" very quickly.
Originally, this aspect was made a bit abstract by him, and it became even more abstract after the YouTube live broadcast. When he went to the B station live broadcast, he wanted to become a master of abstraction.
Well, let's just call it abstract. In terms of abstraction, this party can't compare with him. After all, the six virtues of the new gentleman, urgency, filial piety, music, clam, and victory have not yet appeared. He knows the six arts of the new gentleman, but this party doesn't. In terms of abstraction, he is far ahead of this party.
After a little thought, Dongye Zou sent a message to Quan Konakata.
【I'm here to play with you】
Since you want to talk to Cifang about joining Bilibili, then go find Cifang and discuss it with him in detail. Besides, she wants to play games, so it would be even better to go to her house and play PS4 with her.
Don't ask why everyone goes to B Station to enter the world inside the Great Firewall, and don't even talk about A Station. The answer is that A Station is not good. At this time, A Station is in a state where the website can only be maintained with difficulty and the management is a mess. Going to A Station is simply a waste of time.
Chapter 148: Small bridges and flowing water, grandma kills at five in the morning
“Go live in China?”
"Xiaozou, I didn't expect you to have such a hobby."
"He actually likes to give his girlfriend to others."
"Hey, hey, hey, please don't say such weird things to me, okay? I'm a pure love warrior, not a minotaur. I asked you to go to China to live broadcast, and chat on YouTube and Bilibili, how can you say that I have special XP? Girl, don't be too outrageous."
The Quan family, the elephant, oh no, Dongye Zou and Quan Cfang were sitting on the ground.
"hey-hey."
Quan just smiled but said nothing.
"Still hehe..."
Higashino Kanade rubbed Izumi Konata's head as if he was rubbing a dog.
No matter how many years have passed, the feel of this recipe is still fascinating and never boring.
"Hey hey hey."
Quan Chifang smiled even more happily.
I don’t know why, there is obviously nothing happy, but just talking and chatting with Xiaozou simply, I feel inexplicably happy and cheerful.
"Okay, stop laughing and get down to business."
Higashino Kanade held Izumi Konakata's face with both hands and asked her to stop laughing in the challenge.
"What's the matter?"
Quan Chifang blinked and looked confused.
"Live broadcast, live broadcast on Bilibili."
Higashino Kanade gently pinched Izumi Konakata's face. It felt good and soft, but not as fleshy as when he was a child.
"I listen to my master. I say whatever he says."
Izumi Konata suddenly started role-playing, his smiling face made his eyes narrow into crescents.
"Um, cough, cough, cough."
Suddenly, there was a cough outside the door.
Higashino Kanade and Izumi looked over and saw Izumi Sojiro walking past the door. The voice was getting farther and farther away, as if he was talking to himself.
"Young people nowadays don't know how to pay attention to their image!"
It sounds like what was originally meant to be said was shameless.
Izumi Sojiro was helpless about the relationship between Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konata. Although he knew that this day would come, it came too soon for an old father who was obsessed with his daughter. It was so soon that his precious daughter was kidnapped by another family's piglet when she was still in elementary school.
When he reached junior high school, it was even worse, even worse... It was outrageous and truly shameless!
During the holidays, when the two families had dinner together and the children went out to play, Izumi Sojiro often complained to Higashino Hong and Ye Shu. There was nothing he could do. He only had one precious daughter, and she became someone else's daughter. How could he accept this?
How come the game is over when the daughter hasn't even grown up yet? If this is the ending of the game, it must be a Bad End.
No matter how depressed Izumi Sojiro is, Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konakata will get married.
Getting married is a difficult thing for both of them, but if they must get married, they can definitely get married.
He used super powers to hypnotize the whole world, held a wedding ceremony without getting a marriage certificate, changed his nationality to a place where bigamy was allowed, was elected prime minister to amend the law, launched a coup, a mutiny to depose the emperor and establish a new dynasty...
As long as the mind does not slip, there are more solutions than difficulties.
Although some methods are outrageous, they are still methods, right? And they have a probability of success. As long as the success rate is not 0, even if it is close to 0, there is a successful world line in the myriad parallel worlds. If his superpowers are strong enough, he might be able to create such a new world line, such as the world line of Kami in the new world.
Well, most of the methods he thought of were a bit ridiculous, such as getting married without getting a marriage certificate or getting married and divorced, and then getting married and divorced again, or even having super powers to hypnotize the whole world. All of these were feasible options. What he hoped to achieve most was to hypnotize the whole world and make everyone recognize the fact that he could remarry.
In this way, his relationship with Thisfang and the others can be exposed to the sun and receive everyone's blessings instead of being scolded by everyone.
Although his behavior may seem like being a whore and trying to be a virtuous woman, that's how people are. Even if he is a whore, he still wants to be a virtuous woman. Not only that, he also wants to package himself to be glamorous and beautiful.
Of course, if he opened a harem and only scolded him, that's not a problem. He was just worried that he would be scolded by them, so it's better to build a memorial archway. Capitalists can build a memorial archway for people's entrepreneurs, so it's okay for him to build a memorial archway for the most innocent person in Ikebukuro.
Higashino Kanade was a bit busy during the winter vacation.
I have to clean up my house and studio, accompany Kanata to meet her, go to the shrine to pray for her to come to the upper world for the New Year, go to the Nishinomiya family, the Goto family, and the Ijichi family to meet my father-in-law and mother-in-law. And study how to make Kanata stay in the world for a long time, instead of staying for a week at most and then going back to the lower world.
For specific details, please ask the shrine's monster gods and the staff below.
If it's not possible, then it's not possible, unless his superpowers can grow to an invincible level, otherwise he can only obey the rules below. After all, he can't make a big fuss in the underworld if he is not strong enough. If the underworld makes trouble, won't he have to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace and repeat the old path of Sun Wukong?
This won’t work. If he really follows the path of Sun Wukong, he will study Cthulhu culture to see if there are any foreign gods and then bring them over.
The main point is that if he doesn't have a good life, then no one else can have an easy life either.
However, when reading the underworld forum to learn about the underworld culture, I found that the gods in the sky do not exist, but the underworld below does exist. I don’t know what the history of the underworld is like. If you have the opportunity, study it carefully and become an expert in underworld culture.
"What should we do during the Chinese New Year in a few years?"
On New Year's Eve, Higashino Kanade had time to rest. He lay on the sofa, waiting for his family to prepare the New Year's Eve dinner.
This winter vacation, he was quite busy. In a few years, after graduating from college, he would be very busy. Every year, where to spend the New Year was a problem. His family, the Konaka family, the Nijiga family, the Naoko family, the Ichiri family, and the Kikuri family, whom he had never visited.
"Go die, or something."
Izumi Konata was sitting next to Tono Kanade. What she said was not a curse, but just responding to Squidward's lines.
"I want to live a long life."
Higashino Kanade said with a smile.
He was serious about what he said. Although getting old is a sad thing, he is not someone who wants to die early and be reborn early. He even hopes that when he is 100 years old, he can still go to the graves of people he doesn't like and sing and dance rap and basketball music.
By then, I can still be an old bastard, beat naughty kids with a cane, snatch seats from fairies, kill people in "King of Glory" at three in the morning, have fun in a nightclub on my 100th birthday, sing the strongest wine, and order the most expensive princess.
That was true, but he was afraid that he would not be able to do it when the time came. After all, the others would definitely be there, and the ghosts would be by his side regardless of whether they had transformed or not. If he really did it, he would probably have to experience the feeling of fighting a divorce lawsuit at the age of a hundred.
Chapter 149 The desire to kill is rising
Under the deception or instigation of Higashino Kanade, Izumi Konata prepared to broadcast live to the world inside the wall.
As a Japanese, Izumi Konata has some interest in the simplified Chinese Internet. After all, early Japanese animations often had Chinese elements, and some of the main characters in the animations were Chinese people in China. Even the new animations now have Chinese elements such as pandas, soup dumplings, and mapo tofu, and some animations have supporting roles or extras from China.
With Higashino Kanade around, it is very easy for Izumi Konata to live broadcast on Bilibili without having to worry about losing the money he worked so hard to get from otaku.
Because of her many connections on Bilibili, her Vtuber name has been taken by a Bilibili user who may or may not be a fan, so she needs to talk to that Bilibili user and Bilibili customer service to see if she can get her name back. If not, then her name can only be "Nekomiya Hinata Official123" or "True Nekomiya Hinata Official".
Eh? It would be fine to use "Nekomiya Hyuga Official" or "True Nekomiya Hyuga Official", maybe it would attract more attention.
If the user on Bilibili who used the nickname Nekomiya Hinata Official is a fan, it's fine if he doesn't compete with others for the nickname. If he's not a fan? Then Red Bean Paste will be in private. It's not a fan who registered a nickname, it's a shrimp head, a real shrimp head!
It has been confirmed that Quan Cifang will go to Bilibili for live streaming, and the specific time of the live streaming will be discussed later.
Today is New Year's Eve, and I will not broadcast live for the next three days, but rest. I am resting, so I will not talk about work these days, but eat, drink, play games, and have a decadent and happy sex and a happy life.
You can avoid a decadent life, but you can have a happy life.
In the new year, Higashino Kanade hopes that there will be less exploitation on him. Even though he can hold on now, when everyone reaches the age of being as vigorous as wolves and tigers, he may not be able to hold on after he has passed the most vigorous age.
Well, not necessarily. After all, he is a person with super powers. Maybe when he is thirty or forty years old, his physical fitness is still very strong. Even if he faces Konata who has become very strong by then, they will not be at a disadvantage and can even suppress them easily.
In the evening, Dongye Zou slipped away after eating the New Year’s Eve dinner.
There is no activity in the LINE group tonight. Everyone is planning to stay at home and have no plans to come out and play together.
It’s too cold. This winter is much colder than last year.
After eating and drinking, Dongye Zou was standing on the balcony watching the snow, but Ci Fang came and dragged him away.
"What are you doing?"
Higashino Kanade asked as he was grabbed by Izumi Konata's hand.
He could guess why Ci Fang was looking for him. At this time and having just eaten, it couldn't be astringent. There was only one other answer other than astringent.
"Play games!"
Quan Chifang's eyes were shining when he said this.
For her, games are the meaning of life, in addition to animation and comics.
For Xiaoling, the only thing that cannot be let down is delicious food, while for Benfang, the only thing that cannot be let down is the two-dimensional world.
"I just ate. Can you let me rest for a while before playing games? And didn't I play games yesterday? Why are you playing again today?"
Higashino Kanade doesn't really want to play games. He watches TV shows, manzai, and variety shows.
"You ate yesterday, so why are you eating again today? Stop talking nonsense, let's fight until dawn today, first games, then games."
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