Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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"Will you not see tomorrow's sun?"
Before Higashino Kanade could finish his words, Imamura Kohei interrupted.
"No, be careful or you'll wake up with men on your left and right and your body all covered in dried white."
What Tono Kanade said was terrifying. If he was told that he would not see the sun tomorrow, Kitahara Iori would not feel anything, but if he was told that he would wake up tomorrow and find his butt hurt, that would be very terrifying.
After saying that, he turned to look at Nojima and Yamamoto who were staring at him, pointed at his face and said, "Sorry, there is no hypnosis. The reason why I can have five girlfriends is all because of my face, this handsome face."
"What do you mean, man?!"
"Yeah, Yamamoto aside, I also have a handsome face, let alone five girlfriends, I can't even find one."
"Hey, what do you mean I won't talk about it?"
"Look in the mirror, do you need to talk?"
For unknown reasons, Yamamoto and Nojima started a quarrel.
However, they reacted quickly and caught Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei who were trying to sneak away during their internal strife.
"Where do you two want to go?"
"We haven't helped you yet."
Kitahara Iori looked at Nojima and Yamamoto, whose faces were so gloomy that they seemed to be dripping with water, and said with a fake smile: "Haha, how can this be so embarrassing? No, no help."
"We can handle it ourselves. We appreciate your kindness."
Imamura Kohei also said at the right time.
These two people came to help in a fake way, but they really came to ask for the hypnosis that did not exist in the village.
Seeing this, Nojima and Yamamoto didn't know what to say, so they went back and whispered to the boys who were also jealous of Tono Kanade, Imamura Kohei, Kitahara Iori and others.
"They don't seem to be able to hypnotize."
"What should I do?"
"Isn't there a small hill behind the club classroom building? Not many people come there."
"Yeah, let's choose that place."
This group of people seemed to be whispering, but in fact their voices were only a little lower than their normal speaking voices. Their plan was not planned by Tono Kanade, Kitahara Iori, and Imamura Kohei, but by Nishimiya. Well, even a deaf person could hear it.
"Oh no, they're starting to look for a place to bury us."
"You turned hostile when you heard there was no hypnosis. But why did you bury me? You and Dongye should be the ones who are most guilty."
"What does it have to do with me? If Iori and Kotegawa weren't dating, there wouldn't be so many troubles."
Higashino Kanade is quite helpless about Kitahara Iori, the water ghost. Who would have thought that the superpower would suddenly fail? Well, it's not that it failed, it does work, but Iori seems to have resistance. As expected of a land god of war, he is resistant to superpowers. This guy is not suitable to be the protagonist of a daily show, but suitable to be the protagonist of an isekai show. His personality is quite suitable to match a mentally retarded goddess.
"Okay, you three, come play hide and seek with us."
A group of boys came over with ferocious expressions on their faces, walking with a heartless pace.
"What the hell, you guys are so scary!"
Kitahara Iori was frightened. This group of people seemed to have genuine murderous intentions to kill them.
"Why take me with you?"
Imamura Kohei didn't understand why he had to go. Higashino and Kitahara deserved to die, but he was innocent since he didn't have a girlfriend.
These people don’t really think that he would date a girl from the Aoki clan, right? He likes the magical girl Lalako, who is from the second dimension!
"Your face is enough!"
At this time, Yamamoto made a jealous sound.
"Listen carefully, let's not talk about Gengping for now. You have misunderstood me."
Kitahara Iori realizes that he will die if he doesn't explain clearly, and immediately tries to distance himself from Chisa.
"Oh huh?"
"Want to beg for mercy?"
"This is the first time I've heard someone use the word beg for mercy."
Imamura Kohei couldn't help but complain.
At this time, the famous scene of Kitahara Iori explaining and Imamura Kohei sabotaging began.
"The relationship between Chisa and I is not what you think."
“They’ve been playing together since they were little.”
"Just an acquaintance from the same school."
"But we're together all day long."
"We're not dating."
"Just living together."
In order to avenge Kitahara Iori for dragging him into this, Higashino Kanade added fuel to the fire and said, "And he often lets Chisa see his naked body. You are like this now, meticulous. And they had some very intense things happen in the room."
The so-called intense incident refers to the time when Kitahara Iori decorated the room for the first time and the room was full of H content. When she was discovered, Chisa Furutegawa attacked her severely (physically).
"Hey, bring me the shovel."
"And work gloves and towels."
“Understood!”×N.
He wanted to explain, but someone interrupted him. Kitahara Iori grabbed Imamura Kohei's face with both hands, and the horrified expression on his face seemed to want to kill someone. Don't ask why he only targeted Kohei and not Higashino Kanade. The reason is that Kohei's hatred is greater. After all, Higashino Kanade was just the finishing blow, while Kohei was the first to stab him, and he stabbed him eighteen times in a row.
"You are so naive, don't even think about running away alone."
Just like Higashino Kanade wished that Kitahara Iori would die, Imamura Kohei and Higashino Kanade, who were also dragged into the situation, felt the same way.
"That's not the case. Chisa and I are..."
Kitahara Iori didn't have time to deal with Imamura Kohei, so he quickly stopped talking and wanted to explain, but unfortunately he was interrupted before he could finish his words.
"Got it, got it, we'll talk in the back hills if you have anything to say."
At this moment, Nojima had already put on work gloves.
"You don't even intend to listen to our explanation."
Imamura Kohei was also getting anxious. He was going to die if he didn't explain things clearly.
"I am a flower among thousands of grasses, how dare you."
"Isn't Imamura also dating the beautiful girl from Aonome? Look, Tono has confessed his guilt without saying anything, so you should also grit your teeth."
Ok?
Higashino Kanade finished the last bite of his meal, looked at the group of noisy boys and shook his head.
Look at the way these people are longing for women. They say they are longing for love, but isn't that just longing for grass (a kind of plant). When they really fall in love, they spend money and time, and at most they play games, but they also have to do the hard work of shopping, and they will regret it.
"Kill us, you will suffer a great loss if you kill us."
Imamura Kohei doesn't want to die. He still has many anime to watch, many games to play, and many things to do.
"Humph, you want to beg for mercy again."
Nojima pushed his glasses up, determined to kill.
"No, no no, uh, that's it."
Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei racked their brains, and when they saw Tono Kanade playing with his mobile phone after dinner, they suddenly came up with an idea.
"Help you guys organize a social!"
As soon as these words were spoken, all the grudges, all the anger, and all the murderous intent disappeared.
"From now on we are best friends!" ×N.
Chapter 44 A Girl Suitable for Scumbags
"I beg you!"
"Just consider it as saving our lives."
Higashino Kanade leaned back on the sofa, watching Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei kneel down before senior Hamaoka Azusa, just so she could help them find someone to socialize with.
Don't ask why he didn't join them even though he was threatened by that group of boys. The answer is that he didn't agree to help them get together. To be honest, with Iori's fighting ability, and if Kouhei exploded, that group of people would not be their opponent.
However, if they do that, not only will they lose the right to choose a spouse during their four years in college, they will also lose the right to make friends during their four years in college. Their bad reputation will spread not only among the girls, but also among the boys, and they will not be able to make friends anymore.
For Higashino Kanade, he could accept having no friends. Anyway, he had few friends since he was a child, but many harems. But for Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei, Kohei was okay, but Iori was a little bit unacceptable.
You can't just hang out with seniors for all four years of college. Besides, during classes and activities, you always have to deal with classmates in the same class or major. You'll see them all the time, and if the relationships become strained, many things will become troublesome.
Originally, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei hoped that Higashino Kanade could ask his girlfriend to help him find someone to socialize with, after all, he had a girlfriend who was a college student at Aono University and must know other female college students. However, Higashino Kanade refused and said that he would definitely not die, and if they died, he would burn incense and paper figures for them.
Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei don't know where his confidence comes from, but he wants to die and they don't want to die, so they are trying every possible way to hold a social gathering.
Facing the requests from Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei, Hamaoka Azusa was a little embarrassed. She asked, "How about asking Xiao Qian for help?"
"This one……"
Now it was Imamura Kohei's turn to be in trouble, and Kitahara Iori quickly ran to find Chisa Kotegawa and kneeled down.
"Chisa, please!"
"Go to hell 20,000 times!"
Chisa Furukawa looked disgusted.
This is why Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori did not ask Chisa Furukawa to find someone to socialize with, but asked Hamaoka Azusa. This happened because of Chisa. If they had asked Chisa Furukawa for help, things would not have turned out like this in the end, but Chisa Furukawa would have agreed to "break up" with Kitahara Iori early on.
"That's it. She's been in a particularly bad mood lately."
Kitahara Iori ran to Hamaoka Azusa and knelt down to explain.
Until now, Kitahara Iori still doesn't know why Chisa Kotegawa was angry, and even less why Chisa Kotegawa lied that they were dating. What is the point of this other than getting him murdered by the boys in the school?
Although Hamaoka Azusa was in a dilemma, he couldn't refuse seeing that Kitahara Iori had already taken his seat, so he said helplessly, "I can't help it. If you agree to my terms, I will introduce you to someone."
"really?"
“We’re willing to do anything.”
Both Imamura Kohei and Kitahara Iori were very excited, but what Kitahara Iori didn't expect was that he would soon regret saying "I'm willing to do anything".
"OK, then..."
Hamaoka Azusa put down the wine can in his hand, put one hand around Kitahara Iori's neck and said jokingly and softly, "Iori, you have to continue to pretend to be Xiaoqian's boyfriend until she is satisfied."
"What? Sister Zi, what exactly is this condition..."
Kitahara Iori was stunned. He never expected that Senior Azusa would offer such conditions.
Hamaoka Azusa interrupted Kitahara Iori and asked with a smile like a fun person: "Why is that? Do you agree?"
"As long as it can save our lives."
"Very good, very good, then I will bring the girl who is most suitable for you."
Hamaoka Azusa was very satisfied with Kitahara Iori's answer, but her words shocked Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei.
"what?!"
"Ah this..."
"What's wrong with the two of you? You look like you've seen something shameful."
Higashino Kanade couldn't help but ask when he saw that Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei's expressions suddenly became strange.
"Because wouldn't a strong, muscular man be the best fit for this guy?"
"The only thing suitable for Gengping is a low-quality inflatable doll."
"You, that's not a woman at all!"
"What you imagined to me isn't even a living thing!"
Because they both imagined that the most suitable woman for each other was not a woman, the two guys started fighting like kittens again.
"You two are a perfect match, aren't you? You two must be happy."
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