Is it okay not to want to work hard?

"Oh."

It was just a daily joke between the two of them, but even though it was a joke, if Izumi Sojiro hadn't caught Higashino Kanade, Higashino Kanade would definitely call the police.

Because Higashino Kanade sincerely wanted to send Izumi Sojiro to jail. He didn't want to actually go to jail for ten or twenty years, but at least he could be detained for one day, three days or a week.

So that Izumi Sojiro, who was born in the Showa era but is not a Showa man at all and has become a Heisei otaku, can learn from this. I reflect on myself three times a day, so as not to really go down the path of breaking the law and committing crimes.

In this way, both the aunt on this side and the other side will be sad. If he says so... the sadness will flow like a river or like, should we open the champagne?

In the two-dimensional world, Izumi Sojiro can be said to be a gentleman, but in the three-dimensional world, he can only be said to be a pervert. Even if he is a perverted gentleman, he is still a pervert. Let him know that the police are watching what he does, otherwise who knows if he will become "The Wolf of ××".

After eating the pizza, Izumi Sojiro called Higashino Kanade's mother, reported on Higashino Kanade's condition, and then left.

He is a writer and he seems to be very idle normally. Actually, he is very idle. However, writers need inspiration to write novels, and his source of inspiration is games, so he goes home to play games.

If it was Xiaoling who was sick, he wouldn't mind staying with her a little longer. Xiaozou, it would still be Xiaozou who would call the police. Goodbye, we won't see each other today or tomorrow!

In the afternoon, Higashino Kanade continued to sleep. Editor Yoshida came to collect his manuscripts after school. In fact, he could have listened to Kotobuki last night and painted today. Anyway, he could have pretended to be sick and asked for leave.

But he felt that if he didn't finish the painting before dawn, he would lose. He couldn't even meet the requirement of drawing one chapter a week. How could he still want to be a cartoonist for Weekly Shonen Jump? Go home and raise pigs!

Although he failed to finish before midnight, since it was his first time drawing a weekly comic, he could set lower standards and would consider it a success if he could finish before dawn.

It has to be said that being a cartoonist is a high-risk profession, and many die young in their thirties.

Higashino Kanade believed that if he continued like this every week, he might not live to see the age of twenty.

This won't do. He will have to run a harem and have sex with his wives in the future, and it will be too late.

Please focus on drawing comics this week and don’t slack off.

After learning from his mistakes, Higashino Kanade decided to start writing a diary today to urge himself to work harder on his painting this year and not let the blue-haired fox confuse his mind again.

Well, forget it for today.

Dongye Kanade thought about it and realized that he didn't have a diary at home, but being lazy, he didn't want to buy one today.

Write tomorrow, he will definitely write a diary tomorrow.

Starting tomorrow, he will write a good diary, be self-disciplined, and work hard to let Konaka, Xiaoling and the others know how terrifying he is when he is self-disciplined.

One last time, he was going to write a diary.

That being said, Made in Heaven!

Chapter 60 Your Name is Delicious

It's getting dark.

While cooking dinner, Higashino Kanade was thinking about his pen name.

In the afternoon, Editor Yoshida took away his comic manuscript and name. After reading his comic and name, the editor was full of confidence in him. At the end, he asked him whether he would use his real name or a pen name.

Higashino Kanade doesn't want to use his real name, what if he becomes a professional cartoonist and is recognized by others?

He is a man who is going to take a break from publishing. If he is separated from the publication, he might be locked up in a small dark room and turned into a ruthless drawing machine.

This won't do. It would be worse than going to the Uma Musume world and being locked up in the emperor's chambers.

In the living room, there were the voices of Higashino Suzu, Izumi Konata, and the sound of animation playing on TV.

Izumi Sojiro was there too. Not wanting to see Higashino Kanade again today, he came to challenge her to eat for free and to not laugh.

The free meal challenge is simply to eat for free, and the don't laugh challenge is to not watch anime or the perverted laughter challenge of looking at the two loli Xiaoling and Konata.

Once he laughs and is discovered by Higashino Kanade, it will turn into a game of grabbing the phone.

"Tsk."

Dongye Zou cooked the dishes and served the rice.

Seeing the adults and two children having fun leisurely in the room, he, a primary school student, felt inexplicably tired.

Why, there are two freeloaders in the house. It's okay for Chifang to come and eat, because she's cute, but why did you come, Uncle Sojiro? Can't you just eat instant noodles yourself? Besides, I'm not talking about the patient, why do I cook, not you?

Higashino Kanade put the food on the table and sighed barely audible.

I can understand that a mother would get angry for no reason when she sees her children playing while cooking. It is inevitable that people will feel annoyed when they work hard but no one helps.

At the Higashino family, Izumi Konata and Izumi Sojiro followed the custom when they entered the house and did not express gratitude for the food before eating.

They used to do this, but they stopped after they found out that Tono Kanade and Tono Suzu didn't do it.

I always feel a little silly. I don’t feel anything at ordinary times, but I feel silly in the Higashino family. Maybe this is the atmosphere.

When he saw Higashino Kanade, Izumi Konata, not knowing what he was thinking, smiled a smile that looked very much like a certain anime character.

"Zou Zou, today's dishes are too salty. Green peppers, I hate eating green peppers the most. No green peppers, no green peppers."

This sound is...

An image of a kindergarten kid dancing the elephant dance emerged in Izumi Konata's mind.

He said with amusement and helplessness: "Can you please stop studying? Mom, I'm already, cough, I'm already very tired."

"Hey, I want to try it."

Izumi Konakata rubbed her head in embarrassment. When she saw Tono Kanade cooking, she thought of the anime she had watched since she was a child, and she couldn't help but imitate the tone of the protagonist in it.

"Eat well and stop making jokes."

Dongye Kanade sat down and rubbed his eyes, making his already sore eyes even more uncomfortable.

Damn, it’s so numb, my hands are not washed clean, there are chili peppers!

"I know." Quan Cifang smiled. Noticing that something was wrong with Dongye Zou, she teased, "Xiaozou, what's wrong with you? Are you so moved that you're crying?"

"It seems so. Your tears are so strange."

Izumi Sojiro was chewing rice and speaking incoherently.

Dongye Ling, who was concentrating on eating, raised her head and looked at Dongye Kan for a second with concern, then lowered her head and continued to eat like a pig.

For Higashino Ling, the only thing that cannot be missed is delicious food.

"I had chili pepper on my hand and rubbed my eyes and it burned me."

Higashino Kanade really wanted to show his strong contempt for the father and daughter, but unfortunately, one of his eyes could not be opened wide and he kept blinking to relieve the pain.

Coke is enough to make you full with rice.

After dinner, Izumi Konata was very tactful in cleaning the table, putting away the dishes and going to the kitchen to wash the dishes. Izumi Sojiro was not so tactful and leisurely lay on the sofa, cosplaying Ge You.

I have Jifang to cook at home, and when Jifang is not cooking, I can come to Higashino’s house for dinner. I don’t have to do anything myself. This lazy life is really comfortable.

There is a certain risk in eating at Higashino's, and gentlemen who expose themselves may be reported to the police.

Izumi Sojiro held his chin with his left hand, pretending to watch TV but actually listening to the quarrel between Izumi Konakata and Higashino Kanade in the kitchen.

This afternoon, he always felt that something was wrong with Xiaozou's words. Xiaozou said this.

"I can't even smell the flavor of this recipe."

He felt that there was something wrong with this sentence. What was the situation that made Xiaozou smell the scent of this place?

Talk about smelly topics, take a bath together in the bathroom, and sleep together in the bed?

Maybe he was overthinking it. After all, Cifang and Xiaozou often played together, and it was normal for Xiaozou to smell Cifang's scent when they were in physical contact. The problem was that as a father, he couldn't think too much about what he said.

Moreover, it was very strange that Konata came to Higashino's house more and more frequently. Higashino Suzu was so cute, and Konata liked to sleep with her so much. She went to Higashino's house almost every day. It was fine if she went during the day, but she didn't go back at night. Sometimes she would come back at night after going back.

Something is wrong. The more I think about it, the more it seems wrong.

Izumi Sojiro was getting more and more panicked the more he thought about it. Could it be that his daughter was going to fly away with another mandarin duck before her wings were strong enough? !

No, this is absolutely not possible!

After returning, have a good talk with Ci Fang and make sure she stops having such thoughts. Holding hands and kissing on the face are ok, and kissing is barely acceptable, but sex is absolutely forbidden!

That night, Dongye Zou lost Izumi Konata, and Izumi Konata also lost Dongye Zou.

The talented man and beautiful woman were a perfect match, but they were separated by jackals, tigers and leopards.

In the dark room, Dongye Zou curled up in the quilt.

I feel empty, lonely and cold. Without the girl to warm the bed, the quilt is not warm at all.

When I was young, I didn’t know the benefits of this method and mistakenly thought sleeping alone was a treasure.

After getting used to sleeping with Ci Fang, he couldn't stand the nights without her. Even if it was prickly, even if it was painful, even if he woke up with saliva all over his face, neck and chest, it was still better than the sadness of sleeping alone.

I don't know what time it was, but Dongye Zou fell asleep in a daze. He had a dream, a strange but real dream.

It was a gloomy room with no furniture, no door, but a window. The glass was hazy and I couldn't see what was outside.

A loli who looked down on hair color squatted in a corner of the room, muttering to herself.

"I really want friends."

"I really want friends."

"I really want friends."

I don’t know why, even though the loli’s voice was very soft, Higashino Kanade heard it clearly.

Higashino Kanade didn't know where he got the courage from, and he patted the loli's shoulder for some unknown reason.

The gloomy loli in the corner turned around and trembled when she saw Dongye Kanade.

"Woooa ...

The next second, the wax figure melted rapidly as if encountering high temperature, and for some unknown reason it turned into a pink wild hammer snake.

Looks familiar.

When Higashino Kanade saw the Nozuchi snake, he thought of someone. It seemed, it seemed, it seemed like Yakumo Yukari, but no, it was Sakuma Mian, but that wasn't right either.

He seemed to be able to grasp it, but the random thoughts kept coming into his head.

Ok?

At some point, the dim room turned into a green grassland with blue sky and white clouds, and the wild hammer snake was struggling to pupate on the ground as if trying to escape.

Just when Tono Kanade was about to catch the Notsuchi snake and remember who it looked like, a sudden urgent feeling in his lower abdomen made him stop.

Toilet, I want to go to the toilet.

Just as his wish came true, a toilet appeared in front of him. He walked into the toilet, unbuckled his belt and was about to pick up his gun when he suddenly realized something horrible.

He is dreaming!

On the bed, Dongye Zou suddenly woke up. He touched down and breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, it's still there. The grass, no, it's not wet. I had a weird dream and my brain is a little stupid.

Dongye Zou got out of bed and went to the bathroom. When he got to the bathroom, he pinched himself to make sure it was not a dream, and then he urinated with peace of mind.

Dream? He couldn't remember it. It was a messy dream. He could still remember a little bit when he just woke up, but he forgot it all in less than a minute. It was so scattered that he didn't know if it could be considered memory. It was hard for him to find it even with his super powers.

Forget it, just forget it, it’s not a wet dream.

Higashino Kanade went to bed.

Three minutes later.

Dongye Zou looked at the sign of Sheep Village, then looked at the monster that was wreaking havoc in the village and shouting "Friend, it's delicious". He immediately recognized who it was.

Isn't this Ichi Chiryou?

Damn, there’s something wrong with my dream memory again.

Looking up at the green leather monster, Higashino Kanade wanted to cry in his dream.

Your name, who is your name?

Chapter 61 Dream Link

Dreams are forgotten when you wake up.

Higashino Kanade woke up sadly, and outside the half-drawn curtains was the blue sky, white clouds and dazzling sunlight.