Is it okay not to want to work hard?
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I have to say that sometimes Izumi Konakata can be quite venomous. She learned most of her venom from Higashino Kanade, and a small part from the silly netizens on the Internet.
【be right back】
[You are arrogant now]
[When I come back, I won’t even have the energy to speak]
Higashino Kanade was not annoyed by Izumi Konata's provocation. Anyway, when he returned, Konata would know how powerful he was. Konata must have wanted Naoko to resist his firepower first, but it was useless, even if Kikuri was here tonight.
It takes a five-man team to deal with him, and even if a five-man team is organized, it can only open the dungeon. If you want to defeat the BOSS, it will be a protracted battle. This protracted battle does not mean one night, but a week or even longer.
After Higashino Kanade replied, he asked Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei to wake up Fujiwara Kenta and Yamamoto Shinichiro. Fujiwara Kenta was really drunk. He was slapped by Kitahara Iori, stepped on by Imamura Kohei, and finally had a cup of special oolong tea poured on his face by Nojima Gen. But he still didn't wake up.
He did wake up after hearing what Yamamoto Shinichiro said, but it was not because of a slap in the face that he woke up. Instead, he woke up after Imamura Kohei said in a falsetto voice into his ear, "Onii-chan, wake up." After that, he suddenly opened his eyes, hugged Imamura Kohei and kissed him without even seeing who he was.
Crime, undoubtedly a crime!
Then Shinichiro Yamamoto woke up and was knocked unconscious by Kohei Imamura.
Because he almost lost his innocence, Imamura Kohei was ruthless. Shinichiro Yamamoto could not wake him up by using the same method as before, no matter how hard he tried.
But it didn't matter if they couldn't wake them up. Kitahara Iori dragged Yamamoto Shinichiro, Imamura Kohei and Nojima Moto dragged Fujiwara Kenta. At the instigation of Higashino Kanade, they swaggered to KTV like the Eight Banners masters of old Beijing walking their birds.
Then, as expected, they were kicked out of the KTV before they even entered the door. To make matters worse, their hooligan behavior in the middle of the night was seen by passers-by, who called the police. Outside the KTV, they ran into two patrol officers who came after receiving the report.
There is nothing much to say, the cat and mouse chase begins.
However, these things have nothing to do with Higashino Kanade. He has to go home to accept the challenge of the brave team which lacks thieves, archers and magicians, and only has warriors and priests.
There is no suspense in this battle.
Chapter 69: Drive them all out, leaving no one behind!
When he woke up in the morning, Higashino Kanade opened his eyes and saw the familiar ceiling.
A strange smell filled the room.
As for these smells, friends who often do what adults like to do know very well that they are the smells of clouds and rain in Wushan.
What about this method?
Look to the left, and you will see Glass's beautiful sleeping face; look to the right, and there is nothing.
Oh……
Dongye Zou knew where Quan Kifata was. He reached out and touched his chest, and as expected, he touched a head.
Sure enough, taking advantage of her small stature, she could sleep on top of him like a cat.
This way of sleeping is definitely not comfortable for this person, and he is not comfortable either, but this person likes to sleep this way, and he feels good about it. It is physically uncomfortable, but the mental comfort can ignore the physical discomfort to a certain extent.
Higashino Kanade lifted the quilt and patted Izumi Konata's face.
This guy is drooling, and it’s fresh saliva…
But it doesn’t matter. He has to take a shower soon anyway. He didn’t take a shower after the battle yesterday. His body is sticky and there should be a strange smell. He has to take a good shower soon.
Otherwise it would be embarrassing if Xiaoling and Xiaoxian smelled it.
Although they knew what he, Konata and Naoko did in the room, knowing and smelling are different.
Today is the opening day of the Aojo Academy Festival.
Higashino Kanade, Kitahara Iori, Imamura Kohei and a few other scumbags agreed to meet at three o'clock in the afternoon.
The reason why it is in the afternoon and not in the morning is simple. They are college students who can sleep like dead pigs on holidays. They cannot wake up in the morning. Even if they can wake up, they may not show up on time. They are more likely to look at the time and think it is still early. They will either lie down for another ten minutes and travel until noon, or they will dawdle until noon.
So instead of meeting in the morning when no one can get up, it is better to arrange to meet in the afternoon.
That’s what they say, but what’s the reality?
The four scumbags, Nojima Hajime, Fujiwara Kenta, Mitarai Yuu, and Yamamoto Shinichiro, want to get rid of Higashino Kanade, Kitahara Iori, and Imamura Kohei.
According to their thinking, the reason is very simple, that is, the tickets are for four people, so there must be many girls coming to Qingnv in groups of four.
If there were five or six of them, there would be a fight again. Besides, both Higashino Kanade and Imamura Kohei are very handsome. Although one has a girlfriend and the other is a woman who is obsessed with the second dimension and has no interest in the third dimension, as long as they are there, they can easily attract the girls' attention, which will be very disadvantageous for them to approach people.
Therefore, Yu Mitarai made a false move and secretly went to Chencang. He made an appointment at 3 pm, and he, Nojima Moto, Fujiwara Kenta, and Yamamoto Shinichiro went to Aonome in the morning to look for his sister. If they were lucky, they might have become winners with girlfriends by the time they met Higashino, Kitahara, and Imamura in the afternoon, and they would be able to graduate from virginity in the evening.
Among this group of scum, only Dongye graduated. How abominable!
Young lady, heavy makeup in coffee shop.
The four scumbags had a good idea, but unfortunately they met Kitahara Iori, who, due to some reasons beyond his control, wore women's clothes and played the role of a waiter.
There was nothing else to say. After Kitahara Iori heard from the group's conversation why they came to Aoki early and discovered that they did not recognize him, he came up with a plan for revenge.
Expel them!
He wanted to drive them all out, leaving no one behind!
Tata is on!
At this time, Higashino Kanade was also in the store, and he and Naoko were here to help Aina.
There were too many people in the store, and he was a little overwhelmed, but he didn't wear women's clothes like Iori and Kohei, so he ground coffee and made latte art behind the bar. He learned both grinding coffee and making latte art on the spot, but fortunately he was a sports student, no, a superpower, so he got the hang of it quickly.
At this time, Konaka, Xiaoling and Xiaoxian were still dawdling at home. After they arrived, he and Naoko would take a rest, and Naoko would take them to visit Qingnv.
Qinghai Women's University, Higashino Kanade was quite curious about the women's school. However, he also knew that women and men were both human beings, and as long as they were human beings, there was not much difference in many things, so he did not have any beautiful fantasies about female college students, and he did not want to be like Nojima and his group of scum, who could look like a loser in front of Iori in women's clothing.
I have to say that Kitahara Iori looks really good in women's clothes. Although he is not as handsome as Kohei, he is also handsome, and he is really pleasing to the eye in women's clothes. It's a pity that he is a pervert, otherwise it would not be difficult for him to find a girlfriend in college with his face and emotional intelligence.
All I can say is that once you meet a senior, your life will be ruined. It was because he opened the door of the diving shop and met the students of PaB, and he was not strong-willed enough and drank.
Higashino Kanade quietly watched Kitahara Iori use various means to clean up the scumbags one by one. He used Mitarai Yu's phone to contact the yandere Ohashi Rie under the pretense of giving her contact information, slandering Nojima Gen for sexual harassment and saying that Yamamoto Shinichiro was a pervert.
Apart from Fujiwara Kenta, who escaped by luck because his presence was low and he was forgotten, Nojima Motoshi and Yamamoto Shinichiro were chased out by security guards, and Mitarai Yu, who was beaten half to death, did not escape the fate of being chased out. Kitahara Iori asked the security guards to drag Mitarai Yu out as well, on the grounds that he did not want the "corpse" to affect the business of the coffee shop.
Then, Kitahara Iori, who caused chaos in the coffee shop, was also driven out by the angry Yoshihara Mana.
"Why do they always do this?"
Nishimiya Glass didn't understand. She didn't understand why they were good friends but would hurt each other.
"Because they are all honest scumbags. They take revenge when they have grievances. Don't think they always hurt each other. In fact, they love and hate each other. The more they know what the other person is like, the less they need to be polite. Just like you and Cifang are always rude to me at night."
"Well……"
Hearing this, Nishimiya Naoko's face suddenly turned red.
If this happened at home, she would not have such a reaction, but this was at school, in a store with customers, friends and classmates, and she was embarrassed for fear of being heard.
……
Outside the gate of Qinghai Women’s University.
Kitahara Iori, Nojima Moto, Mitarai Yu, and Yamamoto Shinichiro looked at the iron gate with sadness in their hearts.
Ruined.
After knowing that the beauty in the coffee shop was Kitahara Iori, Nojima Gen and others did not hesitate to grab her hair and were about to attack her.
At this moment, someone temporarily saved Kitahara Iori's life.
"Ah, these aren't Kozou's perverted friends."
A blue-haired girl appeared, and behind her were a black-haired "boy" who was much taller than her and a white-haired girl.
At this moment, Kitahara Iori and the others saw their savior.
three people!
Chapter 70: There are many female college students in the Women's University, but there are also many gold bars in the bank
When it comes to Kitahara Iori and his friends, Izumi Konata is full of stereotypes that aren’t really stereotypes.
To sum it up in one sentence, he is a scumbag, but not that scumbag.
They are the same type of substitutes as Xiaozou. Xiaozou is a hypocrite, and they are real villains. There is a saying, oh yes, a bitch and a dog will be together forever.
"You must be Xiaozou's friends, right?"
Izumi Konata greeted Kitahara Iori and the others with a smile.
After all, she is Xiaozou's friend, so she should be polite. Although she was very rude just now, she is polite again now.
"Yeah, yeah, I'm Xiaozou's friend, and they're perverts."
Kitahara Iori greeted Izumi Konata with a smile, and he naturally removed himself from the perversion.
Nojima Gen was not happy with this, and he immediately said, "Nonsense, I am Xiaozou's friend, you and them are perverts."
Although he didn't know Izumi Konata, it seemed that this little loli knew Higashino. She was probably Higashino's sister, and the two people behind her were Higashino's girlfriend?
Higashino Suzu and Nishimiya Yuzuru are high school students, but they also look like college students. In this world, there are always some people who look young and some who look old, so a person's age cannot be judged solely by appearance.
The bald programmer you think is in his thirties may be just in his twenties and just entered the industry; the beautiful sister you think is in her twenties may be in her thirties, a divorced mother of two children.
However, Nojima Gen obviously could not have imagined that Izumi Konakata, who looked like an elementary school student, would be a college student.
Who would have thought that this little Loli who is petite and cute and has no problem wearing children's clothes but looks very serious from face to body is actually a college student. It's simply outrageous - it's outrageous to the extreme.
"Are there just three of you?"
Kitahara Iori looked at Izumi Konakata, Higashino Suzu and Nishimiya Yuzuru, with a light of hope flashing in his eyes.
One admission ticket can allow four people to enter, but there seem to be only three of them, so wouldn't the other spot be wasted?
"Well, Xiaozou didn't use the ticket."
Quan Konata nodded and said.
Higashino Kanade was asked to help by Nishimiya Shoko and Yoshihara Mana. He talked to the security guard when he entered, so he did not use the admission ticket. After all, this admission ticket is an entrance ticket and should be given to the security guard. Once given, it is gone.
The Aoki-chan school festival lasts for three days, but tickets are only required on the first day, not on the second and third days. This is because a super popular voice actor will be performing on stage today, and in order to prevent the school from being overwhelmed by fans, tickets are required for non-school personnel to enter the school.
This is the popularity of a super popular voice actor. Hiroi Kikuri's band also has such popularity, but the performance at Izu University was a spur-of-the-moment decision, otherwise Izu University would have to adopt a ticket system like Qinghai Women's University.
"Oh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Hearing this, Kitahara Iori and the others became excited.
Great, they can go back to Qingnv and chat up female college students again! Although they didn't chat up female college students after entering before, they will definitely be able to chat up one this time.
The problem is, there is one ticket left.
In the makeup coffee shop, the business mode of the shop has entered the second stage at this moment. A group of heavily made-up shop assistants have removed the scary makeup on their faces and returned to their usual youthful and beautiful appearance. At this time, by chance, a local TV station came to broadcast live and filmed this scene.
Outside the campus, Kitahara Iori and his friends saw the TV broadcast vehicle and watched the live broadcast on their mobile phones. Then they saw that the coffee shop was full of beautiful women.
Originally, they didn't really want to go to the store, after all, it was full of a bunch of weirdos with heavy makeup. As for chatting up female college students, they knew in their hearts that Aonome was right next to Izu. In the past, they couldn't chat up female college students when they were hanging around outside Aonome, and now they couldn't even do that even if they went in.
Female college students are like gold bars in the bank to them; although there are plenty of them, they are out of their reach.
World War Three, start!
Just when the scumbags started fighting among themselves again, Tono Kanade, who had already left the store for a break, sent a message to Izumi Konata.
【Where are we? 】
【School Gate】
[Do you want us to pick you up?]
[No, no, I'll be there soon]
After sending this message, Higashino Kanade saw a blue figure appear.
"Hello, hello, Xiaozou, Glass!"
The wild Izumi Konata appeared, and with her were Tono Suzu and Nishimiya Yuzuru.
"I hope you didn't meet any strange people on the road."
Higashino Kanade flicked the iconic alopecia on Izumi Konata's head.
"No, no, but I met your friends. They were fighting over my ticket, and then someone appeared. I think she was their senior and brought them in."
Izumi Konata briefly recounted his encounter with Kitahara Iori and the others.
It has to be said that she hadn't seen other people fighting for a long time. The fight between several people using fists and all kinds of weapons was really exciting to watch.
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