Is it okay not to want to work hard?

Higashino Kanade used Chinese to say this, but as he was not fully aware of the rules of dreams, he obviously did not realize that if you cannot understand the language in the dream, you cannot understand it, and if you can understand it, you can understand it even if it is an alien language.

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Chapter 69 Bad Apple

"Sex..."

At night, in a dim room, a pink-haired loli was lying on the bed.

It was getting late, but she didn't know whether she should go to bed.

She had no friends in reality, but she made friends in her dreams. Even though she was an imaginary friend in her dream, she still cherished her friendship with him.

It's just that, Sex.

Goto Ichiri rubbed her hot face with both hands. She thought about how she foolishly asked her mother what sex was not long ago, and she wanted to kill herself at that time.

It cannot be said that she did not attend the health and physical education classes at school at all, but she can also say that she did not listen completely.

She had no curiosity about sex, and she had no use for the precautions the teacher taught her about dating the opposite sex. Not to mention friends of the opposite sex, she didn't even have friends of the same sex. Since she had no friends of the opposite sex or the same sex, what was the point of learning these health care knowledge? She wouldn't use them anyway.

Having said that, Goto Ichiri did listen to a little bit of the health and physical education knowledge that his teacher taught.

But she didn't know much, just a little bit. She knew the general differences between men and women, knew to protect privacy, and knew not to kiss anyone casually, whether it was a boy or a girl. But she didn't know what to do when facing sexual harassment or sexual assault, what to do when having her menstrual period, and what to do when she got pregnant.

Her mother taught her a good lesson, which made her understand a lot of incredible and embarrassing knowledge.

So this is what Sex means.

Goto Ichiri hesitated whether to go to bed or not. She wanted to play with her friends in her dreams, but her friends had different ideas about her. She was worried that her dreams would become strange tonight.

She is 10 years old this year and will be 11 next month.

My mother said that girls usually have their first menstrual period at the age of 12, but she also said that for some people it can come as early as 10 years old, and they may have erotic dreams when their first period comes.

illusion……

Goto Ichiri was worried because she wanted to make friends, not a boyfriend.

She is still young, she is still a child. Isn’t it too early for her, a primary school student, to have a boyfriend?

Goto Ichiri, who was not a guitar hero, was a pure child. But after she started learning guitar and had a computer to surf the Internet, she might not be as pure as she is now.

In order to avoid mugwort (a kind of plant), Goto Ichiri resisted the urge to sleep.

The problem is that she can't suppress her sleepiness even if she wants to.

The girl lying on the bed told herself not to sleep, but her eyelids became heavier and her consciousness became more and more blurred.

No, I can’t sleep. I can’t fall down. How can I, a hero, fall here?

Just like the protagonist in a classic hot-blooded comic who encounters a major crisis, in order to protect his purity in his dreams, Goto Ichiri sat up in shock from his dying illness.

Having tea at home can refresh you!

Goto Ichiri is not a very active person, but sometimes her ability to take action is inexplicably terrifyingly strong.

For example, now, she was about to fall asleep in order to avoid sleeping, so she immediately forced herself to make tea. What she didn't know was that she was torturing herself to stay awake, and her friend in the dream was also not sleeping, but she didn't want to sleep, while the other one was immersed in painting and forgot the time and didn't realize it was time to go to bed.

Inspiration is a strange creature. It often does not appear when you are free. It only flashes occasionally when you are busy, appears quickly in front of you, and then quickly slips away when you are not paying attention or have not reacted.

Even if you catch up in time, the inspiration will run away when you want to write it down. You will find that you forget the words when you pick up the pen. You can still remember the good idea in the previous second, but find that you have forgotten what the good idea was when you just sit in front of the computer in the next second.

Tomorrow is Monday, but Higashino Kanade is staying up late. He finished the fourth chapter of "False Hero" before New Year's Eve, and now he is drawing the fifth chapter of "False Hero". He is still thinking about the pen name. If nothing unexpected happens, he will use Ahn Jung-geun. If this one doesn't work, he will be more normal and use the pen name "Bad Apple".

In fact, he wanted to use Dong Xuelian, but after thinking carefully, he realized that he would use this pen name for the rest of his life. Now he thinks Dong Xuelian is okay, but he believes that he will regret it in the future. If Ahn Jung-geun is not okay, he will just use Bad Apple.

Bad Apple, the reason for this pen name is that he is lustful and likes the game "Touhou Project" very much, and secondly, he wanted to use a name for a bad person, and then he thought of the failed man, so he thought of Bad Man, and then the next connection became Bad Apple.

To be honest, he got into Touhou Project not because of the game, but because of the Fantasy Paradise Project. What he liked about Touhou was not the bullet-hell game, but the characters, the girls, the world view, the girls, the songs, and the girls. The beautiful girls and beautiful girls (?) in Touhou were very attractive to him.

"Bad Apple, bad apple, well, let's call it Bad Ringo."

Higashino Kanade decided on his name. Since they would all go to Shimokitazawa to find Nijixia in the future, there was nothing wrong with calling him Ringo, and there was even less problem with calling him Bad Ringo.

Okay, it’s happily decided, Ahn Jung-geun is just called Bad Ringo.

"Mmmm, hmm, Aa ...

Higashino Kanade put down his paintbrush, stretched his body, and made some strange, meaningless noises from his mouth.

It's another empty, lonely and cold night.

Looking out the window, at the window of Izumi Konata's room across the street, Shota's wonderful mood was no longer wonderful without the loli who warmed his bed. Although it was true that there was Pochi in his dream, he felt that it was a long way to go before he could be as close to Pochi as he was to Konata.

After all, the dreams between him and Pochi were too jumpy. Not to mention the times when he didn't realize he was dreaming and couldn't control himself, even when he was aware that he was dreaming and could control himself, even if he wanted to hug Pochi, the environment in the dream might not give him the opportunity to do so.

He needs to be aware that he is dreaming, be able to control himself, find Pochi, and be able to approach Pochi and communicate with him. If any of these is not achieved, he will not be able to develop feelings with Pochi.

That night, Higashino Kanade had a vague memory of his dream. He vaguely remembered that he turned into Squidward, leisurely enjoying the sunbath at the doorstep, while a yellow sponge and a pink starfish kept making noise beside him. He finally drove the two guys away, and soon they ran towards him chasing a pink glittering slime.

Hmm? Isn't Glitter Slime pink? Why does this color look so much like Pochi?

Hey, Pochi?!

When Higashino Kanade realized that the shiny stinky mud seemed to be Pochi, he woke up for some reason instead of running away, and was awakened by the Pochi stinky mud that looked like a dump truck.

The morning sun shone into the room, and the boy woke up with a sad look on his face.

At the end of the dream, he successfully stuck to Pochi, but the sticking was too stimulating, so stimulating that he felt phantom pain when he touched his face.

Chapter 70 Trick or treat

In February, the spring breeze is like a pair of scissors.

The cold wind is like dog food slapping at the faces of single people, causing pain on their small, medium, big, and extra-big faces.

The wind was roaring, but there was not a single chip left in the supermarket next door.

Higashino Kanade and his wife Goto Ichiri don't get along very well. Maybe the honeymoon period is over, and he and his wife are in a cold war. Ever since he was injured by Pochi, Pochi has been avoiding him. The day before yesterday, he was a rabbit digging a hole, yesterday he was a running deer, and today he melted into a puddle of water.

Pochi-chan, it's flowing out.

Watching Goto Ichiri evaporate like the water of life in less than three seconds, Tono Kanade, who was having a rare lucid dream and could control himself and even barely control his dreams, fell silent.

Hmph, want to escape!

This time he can control dreams, so he can easily catch Pochi.

"Show me your face!"

The surrounding scene turned into Tono Kanade's room, and sitting on the chair in his room was Goto Ichiri who had just turned into water vapor.

"Can we have a good talk?"

Higashino Kanade didn't know whether Goto Ichiri's dream tonight was a lucid dream, nor did he know whether she would be able to remember it after waking up, but he had to tell it regardless of whether she could remember it or not.

If he can't remember it this time, he will remember it next time. If he can't remember it the next time, he will remember it the next time. If he still can't remember it the next time, he will remember it the next time. In short, as long as he can catch Pochi, there will always be a night when Pochi is in a lucid dream or can remember his conversation with her after waking up.

Goto Ichiri wanted to shake her head, but when she saw Tono Kanade's sunny and boyish smile, she nodded from the bottom of her heart.

very scary.

Higashino Kanade thought that he had a warm smile, but in Goto Ichiri's eyes his smile was a terrifying smile with a dagger hidden in it (physics), like the yandere in the two-dimensional world. If she disagreed, she dared not imagine what would happen next.

"Why are you avoiding me? Did I do something wrong? Aren't we friends?"

In order to win over Goto Ichiri, Higashino Kanade pretended to be pitiful.

To use a word he hated, he was pretending to be a puppy.

This word is an internet slang, a classification given by Japanese girls to boys, referring to puppies that have not been weaned. It now refers to a general term for young, clingy, cute, and sunny boys. It was later introduced into China and became a word that many girls like to use. There is an evolution of this word, called little wolfdog.

Higashino Kanade feels physically uncomfortable with these two words. The reason is that when watching hot-blooded anime, there are always fujoshi who ship CPs, and such words often appear in their barrage or comments. Also, who wants to be a little milk dog or a little wolf dog? Why would anyone like to be a dog? If you want to be someone, just be a wolf.

A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit.

Be a wolf! Be the big bad wolf that eats Little Red Riding Hood! Be the wolf on the train that attacks young girls and married women! (Bushi).

Goto Ichiri felt soft-hearted when he saw Tono Kanade's look.

Was she going too far? They were obviously friends, but she was worried about herself and avoided him. This was her dream. He was a person she had imagined in her dream. What he said was actually her true thoughts.

Goto Ichiri didn't automatically ignore the words "Please don't use my dream material." This sentence said by Higashino Kanade was not that she simply ignored it, but she simply didn't remember or forgot this sentence. She cared more about it than this sentence "If it's your family, can we both have sex as adults? I want to have sex with you, not to escape."

It was true that she didn't understand the word "Sex" at that time, but her intuition and the context told her that this unfamiliar word was not pure.

Goto Ichiri thought that Higashino Kanade only existed in her dreams and that this person did not exist in reality. She believed that what Higashino Kanade said was her true thoughts.

The one who wants sex is not Tono Kanade, but her!

Why did she know the word Sex when she didn't know it? It must be because she heard the teacher talk about it and her brain remembered it, but she didn't remember it. As we all know, the brain is the brain, and the self is the self, but the brain is not equal to the self.

Could it be that I am essentially a bad kid? !

Goto Ichiri was terrified by her own thoughts. Was she really like this deep down in her heart? Or was she just an elementary school student who was eager to enter the adult world and want sex?

"Hey."

"Goto."

"Goto Ichiri."

In the dream, Goto Ichiri was immersed in her own little world and was completely deaf to the calls from the outside world.

"Moshimoshi, makabaka, waibibabu."

Higashino Kanade walked up to Goto Ichiri and waved.

What happened to this kid, why did it stop running.

Higashino Kanade squatted down and looked up at the expression of Goto Ichiri who was looking down.

His eyes were dull, his face was solemn, his brows were furrowed, and it was unclear what Pochi was thinking about.

Cute, think...

There was no idea of ​​the sun, kissing was too much, kissing the face seemed a bit criminal, he would be treated as a lolita control and brought to justice. So he wanted to poke and rub Pochi's face, poke with his fingers, rub with his face.

With this thought in mind, Higashino Kanade poked Goto Ichiri's face with his index finger.

It feels soft, but the soft touch seems a little fake.

Real, yet not so real.

No response, Pochi.

Higashino Kanade pinched boldly, but Goto Ichiri still didn't react. He involuntarily moved closer to Pochi's face, and by the time he reacted, he could feel Pochi's breath.

"I understand!"

Suddenly, Goto Ichiri raised her head and was shocked to see the big face in front of her.

Eh?

Eh!

In an instant, a dragonfly touches the water.

Goto Ichiri and Higashino Kanade were both stunned.

What is this? This is it! This is it!

Goto Ichiri and Higashino Kanade both opened their eyes wide in disbelief.

Their lips accidentally touched, and they haven't separated since then. Because they were so shocked, they didn't realize that they were still touching each other, physically touching their lips.

Goto Ichiri wanted to escape, but she didn't even have the courage to run away. Not to escape from the house, but to escape and end the kiss.

Woo woo woo, stop.

Goto Ichiri let out a scream, and her neck, face, and ears quickly turned red like a steam girl, with white smoke constantly coming out of her head.

It did not turn into a puddle of water, nor did it turn into a wild hammer snake, nor did it turn into a monster that destroyed everything.

The sudden accident made Goto Ichiri have no extra thoughts. Her heart and mind were filled with shame and embarrassment, as well as the feeling of the kiss. The more she didn't want to care about the touch of the kiss, the stronger the feeling of the kiss became in her mind.

By the way, this is a dream, why should I be afraid? !

What you think about during the day you will dream about at night. Dreams are what I want to do, what my heart wants to do. I will have such a dream, it is because I want to have such a dream, I will kiss a boy, it is me, it is me, I want to... Woo woo woo, so embarrassing, it turns out that even if I know I want to do it, I still feel embarrassed.

However, the idea of ​​escaping in another way convinced Goto Ichiri herself. Instead of thinking about escaping again, she closed her eyes and moved a little closer to Higashino Kanade's face with a little more boldness.