Is it okay not to want to work hard?

Rubbing his messy hair, Higashino Kanade sat up from the bed.

"Get up, this place."

"I can't eat any more."

"If you can't eat, don't eat. It's time to go to school, Benfang."

"Isn't it summer vacation? Xiaozou, don't add any more red flowers."

What is this guy dreaming about?

Dongye Zou patted Quan Qifang's face. He didn't wake Qifang up last night, so it was impossible that he couldn't wake Qifang up this morning.

"Don't stick that thing in my face."

Quan Konata waved his hand impatiently and opened his eyes.

There was a dazed look in her eyes as she spoke, which seemed strange or not.

"Eh?"

Quan Cifang was stunned when he realized that everything was a dream.

"Did you have a strange dream?"

Higashino Kanade keenly noticed that there was something wrong with Izumi Konata's talk in his sleep just now.

"no!"

Quan Cifang's face flushed and he gritted his teeth and refused to admit it.

It was impossible for her to have erotic dreams. How could a primary school student like her have such dreams? She had never had any erotic dreams at all.

"really?"

There was disbelief written all over Higashino Kanade's face.

If we interpret what Fang said from H's perspective, we seem to be able to guess what she was talking about and what incredible dream she had.

"real!"

Quan Konaka's face was very red, so red that it seemed like blood was oozing out.

That’s amazing. It turns out that people in real life can really blush as red as in animations.

Seeing that Izumi Konata was shy, Higano Zou decided not to ask any more questions. There was no point. Even if Konata was really having an inappropriate dream, what would it matter? Could he just go along with it?

It’s very difficult!

"Are you awake? If you are, get up and have breakfast. I've prepared it for you."

A word floated in quietly, and Higashino Kanade and Izumi Konata were startled.

"Mom, you scared me to death."

Dong Ye Zou saw the door opened at some point, and saw Ye Shu standing at the door, and he was about to have a heart attack. How come his mother was just like his junior high school and high school class teacher, walking without making any sound like a ghost?

"What are you making a fuss about? Eat your meal before it gets cold. You can also eat this recipe. I made it for you."

Ye Shu emphasized again that she didn't just make breakfast for her son and daughter, she also made breakfast for Ci Fang.

"Okay, thank you, thank you auntie."

The shy Izumi Konata felt embarrassed.

Is this how those girls feel when they stay over at their boyfriend's house and look into the eyes of his mother the next morning?

She was just an elementary school student, how come she seemed to have grown into a high school student in just one night?

Izumi Konakata has a lot of misunderstandings about high school students. The high school students in her impression are all those in the two-dimensional world, not normal high school students in reality, at least not most high school students in reality.

"We're all family, why thank you? I watched you grow up."

Ye Shu covered his mouth with his hands and laughed, and that laugh was as villainous as it could be.

family……

Izumi Konata and Higashino Zou didn't know what to say. Not only Izumi Konata felt embarrassed, but Higashino Zou also felt embarrassed.

Mom (Auntie), what are you talking about?

Chapter 11: Strength is temporary, but being handsome is a lifelong thing

Poor, poor, so poor that the cells are falling apart.

Higashino Kanade counted the small coins thrown on the table and felt so sad that he wanted to cry.

Painting is too expensive. You have to buy brushes, draft drawings, erasers, transparent plates, dot paper, and all kinds of drawing supplies, some cheap and some expensive.

However, no matter how cheap the things are, you will end up spending a lot of money if you have to buy them. Moreover, some painting supplies are not worth your attention if they are cheap, and those that you do like are expensive. And those that you particularly like are even more expensive, extremely expensive.

I want to buy a drawing tablet, but my family won’t let me. I want to work, but I’m in elementary school and can’t do that. I want aid... forget it, forget it.

The Higashino family supports Higashino Kanade's painting, but this support means providing everything except help.

The most important thing is to study hard, and drawing is just a hobby. You can use your pocket money to buy paper and pen, but you can't ask your family for money to buy a drawing tablet, paintbrushes, or comic paper.

"Poor, very poor, too poor, I have to find a way to make money."

Higashino Kanade bit his thumb in thought.

He has both legitimate ways of making money and illegitimate ways of making money.

The legitimate way to make money is to set up a personal website, accept exorcism commissions, and advertise on the Internet. The dishonest way to make money is to hang out outside after school, either going into alleys or dangerous places, and conducting fishing expeditions to find ruffians, hooligans, scoundrels, bad people, and perverts.

Don't ask why he doesn't ask for commissions online. If you ask, it's because he has no works. If you ask again, it's because he is not famous. If he has time to post his paintings on P station, he might as well draw more comics and strive to complete the comics for the Tezuka Award this year, and then stand out from the Tezuka Award and become a professional cartoonist of Shueisha.

First on Akamaru Jump, then on Weekly Shonen Jump, and when you become a popular manga artist, you can stop publishing and learn from Togashi. Not to mention mahjong, horse racing, ping-pong, cigarettes, alcohol, and foot massage parlors, you also have to play games, anime, sleep, eat chips, drink cola, play glue, and spend the day leisurely, eating and being lazy. Just thinking about this kind of life is wonderful.

Higashino Kanade didn't think of asking Higashino Ling and Izumi Konata for money. One was his sister and the other was his childhood sweetheart. Didn't he know whether they had money? Ling loved to eat, and basically spent all her money on it. Let alone lend him money, it would be good if she didn't pester him for snacks. Not to mention Konata, she was also a poor ghost. She didn't have enough money to buy BDs, comics, and games, so how could she have spare money to lend him?

Let's go ask Uncle Sojiro for help to set up a website to help people exorcise ghosts.

Be Shigeo Kageyama from today on!

Not many people know about his superpowers, except for his family members, including Konata and Konata's father.

The Quan family knew that he had super powers simply because he had limited control over his super powers when he was a child, and would leak super powers when he slept, like wetting the bed.

That’s right, super energy leak.

He has super powers, and he is like Shigeo Kageyama from "Psycho Psycho 100" and Kusuo Saiki from "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K." Although he is not as powerful as Shigeo Kageyama and Kusuo Saiki, if he tries his best, he can also become a human nuclear bomb.

In addition, his mental strength is getting stronger every year, which leads to his super powers becoming stronger every year. He has developed some uses of super powers that he did not have before. Maybe in the future he can become a Kami like Shigeo Kageyama and Saiki Kusuo.

probably.

Tono Zou came to Izumi Konakata's house.

"Here, I come to play."

As soon as he entered the house, Higashino Kanade changed into his indoor shoes at the entrance. His family had Konata's indoor slippers, and Quan's family also had his indoor slippers. Both families had some daily necessities for the other family's children, including but not limited to toothbrushes, towels, and slippers.

Higashino Sōu would stay overnight at Izumi's house, and Izumi Konata would also stay overnight at Higashino's house, but the former would sleep with Izumi Sojiro, and the latter would sleep with Higashino Suzu.

I have to say that sleeping with Jifang that night was really a disaster. Instead of eliminating my fatigue, I made Jifang even more tired. We were just sleeping together and didn't do anything, so why did he feel tired? If he did something, wouldn't he be even more tired the next day?

But even so, he still wanted to sleep with Konata.

Even if I feel backache and tired the next day, it is a wonderful thing to sleep with the lovely Konata at night. I just can't fall asleep at night, I have to feel the warmth and softness of Konata. I wonder if Konata will feel warm, soft and fragrant when I hold her.

Higashino Kanade didn't know that these three words were used to describe him by Izumi Konata, and he was still wondering whether Izumi Konata was suitable for these three words.

"Xiaozou, we are in the living room."

Quan Konata's voice came from the living room.

Living room? It seems that he is playing video games with his uncle again.

Higashino Kanade came to the living room and saw Izumi Konata and Izumi Sojiro playing fighting games. Izumi Konata, a little girl, played the role of a brother in the philosophy department, while Izumi Sojiro, an old man, played the role of a cute beautiful girl.

got used to.

This party's aesthetic for playing games is that the beauty of strength takes precedence over the beauty of appearance, while my uncle's aesthetic for playing games is that the beauty of appearance takes precedence over the beauty of strength.

Strength is temporary, but being handsome is a lifelong thing.

Izumi Sojiro is a person who likes bishoujo games, so it is normal for him to prioritize appearance. The same is true for Higashino Kanade, who also values ​​handsomeness or beauty over strength. What's the use of strength? No matter how strong the character you choose is, he still can't beat this person.

When he was young, he could still bully Jifang when she first came into contact with games. But when Jifang became addicted to games and couldn't extricate herself, and changed from a cute loli to a cute homely loli, he could no longer beat Jifang in games. He was beaten by Jifang in PVP games and was outclassed by Jifang in PVE games. The only game he could beat Jifang in was puzzle games, because he was slightly better than Jifang in terms of thinking.

However, Fang is quite talented. As long as there are rewards for studying, she will definitely do well in her studies. Even if she has to cram at the last minute, she will be able to make a name for herself.

People cannot be generalized. Some people watch anime, dramas, and play games every day but have poor grades, while others also watch anime, dramas, and play games every day and stay up all night. It seems that they are playing, but in fact they are really playing and their learning depends on listening to lectures. The former are junior college students, while the latter are from Tsinghua University and Peking University. Comparing yourself with others will make you angry.

Higashino Kanade is the former, and he knows people like the latter.

"Xiaozou, do you want to play together?"

Izumi Sojiro saw Higashino Kanade greet him enthusiastically. If he knew that his daughter slept with Higashino Kanade instead of Higashino Suzu that night when she stayed at Higashino's house, he would definitely not be so enthusiastic.

"No, Uncle Sojiro, can I ask you for a favor?"

Chapter 12: One day without astringency, epileptic seizure

"What is it? Don't tell me you want me to go to jail."

"No, although I would like to ask you for this as well, I have something else to ask this time."

"Really?"

"real."

Izumi Sojiro is a gentleman, and because he is a gentleman, he will do things that a gentleman should do. Of course, he will not do things that are particularly gentlemanly or particularly perverted. A gentleman should have the cultivation of a gentleman and cannot be like a pervert.

A gentleman is not a pervert, but a hypocritical pervert. Simply put, he is a pervert who pretends to be a gentleman. If he is hypocritical all his life, he is a gentleman. If his hypocrisy fails and his true colors are revealed, he is a pervert. Although a gentleman may do some perverted things, they are all legal and immoral at most.

Gentleman's behavior cannot be said to be perverted, but it is a bit perverted. It is this pervertedness that makes Higashino Kanade often threaten to call 110, and occasionally actually call 110.

Higashino Kanade did this for the good of Izumi Sojiro. Gentlemanly behavior is a joke in the second dimension, but it is a perverted crime in reality. Some of the uncle's behavior cannot be called a crime, but it is definitely perverted. Especially when wearing a mask and holding a camera to take pictures of beautiful high school girls, it is hard not to call the police.

"Then what can you ask of me? Either you ask me to go to jail, or you ask me to find a rope to go to the second dimension, or you ask me to find a dump truck to travel to another world."

Izumi Sojiro couldn't think of what Tono Kanade could ask of him.

Suddenly, his expression changed.

Wait, there is still one more person I can ask for help.

Izumi Sojiro slammed the table, shocked and unable to accept it.

"No, absolutely not. She is only 11 years old. She can't possibly marry you. I also can't accept your proposal to her."

"..."

"You're only 10 years old, you're all still young!"

"No, why do you think I want to propose to you, uncle?"

Higashino Kanade wanted to cover his face. Why did the father and daughter of the Quan family have such strange imaginations? One thought he was proposing, and the other thought he missed her so much that he couldn't sleep. Although he thought it would be nice to marry Konoha in the future, and he thought about Konoha before going to bed at night, it was impossible for him to eat Konoha at his age, and it was also impossible for him to think about Konoha day and night.

It was good enough for him to think of this place one night a week. This week, he often thought about Naoko at night. Not only was he thinking about being close to the gentle and lovely Naoko, but it seemed like it wouldn't be a bad idea to marry Naoko in the future. He also thought about sign language and Naoko's ear problem. He also fantasized about the future Yuzuru. Handsome girls are also nice.

All men are lustful, and Higashino Kanade knows clearly that he is particularly lustful.

It's astringent, it's a waste of youth if you don't do it well. It's astringent, astringent, it has to be astringent. If you don't do it for a day, you will have an epileptic seizure.

Higashino Kanade explained his purpose, and Izumi Sojiro, knowing that he was not here to propose marriage, became serious.

"Exorcism, is that okay? What's the level of your superpowers? Can you exorcise an evil spirit like Kayako?"

Izumi Sojiro frowned when he knew that Tono Kanade wanted to be an exorcist.

Xiaozou is a child, isn't it too dangerous for him to help people exorcise ghosts? Not to mention the danger of encountering a powerful evil spirit, the client might not be a good person. If Xiaozou is involved in some vicious (meow meow meow?) incident due to exorcism, he will be unable to sleep or eat.

"I don't know, I haven't seen the movie."

Higashino Kanade shook his head. He knew the famous name of "The Grudge", but he had never seen the movie.

It’s not that he doesn’t dare, he just has no interest in horror movies. Aren’t real ghosts scarier than the ghosts played by humans in movies?