It's so uncomfortable, so uncomfortable that I want to die.
"Where is this?"
Hiroi Kikuri held her head and sat up from the bench. With her squinting eyes, she saw the blue sky, white clouds, and a bottle of mineral water.
"Here you go, the water you asked for."
Hearing the sound, Hiroi Kikuri noticed that there was a teenager squatting on his left, or rather a boy? Or was it a boy sitting on a small stool?
"Ah?"
Only then did Hiroi Kikuri realize that she was not in the izakaya, not in Shinjuku FOLT, and not at home, but in the park, sitting on a park bench.
Vague memories emerged indistinctly. The drunk angel of Shinjuku tilted his head and looked at Higashino Kanade's face seriously. After thinking for a long time, he still couldn't remember any memory of this face.
"Who are you?"
"..."
Higashino Kanade's fists hardened. This criminal actually forgot about the victim. It seemed that she had also forgotten the evil deeds she had done.
"It doesn't matter who I am. Think carefully about what you did after you came to the park."
In order to make Hiroi Kikuri remember, Higashino Kanade used a little bit of her superpowers to let her enter the environment, and used illusions to make her see in a trance what happened six hours ago.
Yes, six hours ago.
This woman slept here for six hours, from a little after eleven o'clock to about five-thirty in the afternoon.
With the help of Higashino Kanade's superpowers, Hiroi Kikuri seemed to remember some vague memories, and these memories, accompanied by the vague images in her eyes, formed memory pictures that seemed like real memories.
Hiroi Kikuri basically can't remember what happened when she was drunk. She thinks that the memories she remembers are the scenes that Higashino Kanade showed her.
Memories that are not there but are real increase.
"Eh?"
Hiroi Kikuri took out a box of wine from her pocket, inserted a straw and was about to drink it, but the straw was suddenly pulled out.
"Don't drink anymore. If you get drunk and then go to sleep, it will be dark."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry." Hiroi Kikuri touched her head, opened her eyes which had been squinting all the time, and apologized again, "I'm sorry, I made your painting props dirty, I will compensate you, little brother."
"My name is Tono Kanade."
Higashino Kanade frowned. He didn't like being called little brother, even though he was a little brother to Hiroi Kikuri.
"Okay." Hiroi Kikuri smiled and stretched out her hand to Higashino Kanade, "Hiroi Kikuri, hey, can you give me the wine?"
"..."
Damn, Higashino Kanade thought Hiroi Kikuri wanted to shake hands, but he didn't expect this guy was asking him for wine.
"No."
Higashino Kanade shook his head.
"Why? You are a minor, right? Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol."
Hiroi Kikuri reached out to grab it, but Tono Kanade hid the wine behind him.
No, we really can’t give this drunkard any to drink. If we let this woman drink, he’ll really starve to death if he gets drunk.
"I don't drink, but you don't have to drink either. You don't have to pay me. Just treat me to a meal. Ramen will do." Higashino Kanade inserted the straw into the box. He shook the wine in his hand towards Hiroi Kikuri and said, "Drink this. I'll give it back to you later."
"Hey, why is that? No girl will like you if you are too controlling."
Hiroi Kikuri reached into her pockets, and the playful expression on her face disappeared instantly. She suddenly stared at the wine in Tono Kanade's hand like a dog.
This is the last box.
"Mind yourself."
Higashino Kanade put on his painting bag, pulled out the backpack that was pressed down by Hiroi Kikuri from under her thighs without her knowing it, and slung it over one shoulder.
"well."
Hiroi Kikuri seemed to be still dazed, and her smiling voice sounded inexplicably doting.
Just as Higashino Kanade was about to leave, Hiroi Kikuri remembered what she should do after waking up. If she didn't do it now, it would be too late later.
"Wait a mininute."
"what's up?"
Still maintaining her bright smile, Hiroi Kikuri pointed to the public toilet in the park, and her meaning was self-evident.
In the park, children are playing happily after school.
Sitting on the bench, Higashino Kanade looked at the children playing happily, then turned around and looked at the things he was carrying.
How should I put it? Today is such a bad day. I didn't expect to meet Hiroi Kikuri in this way. Oh, think about his encounters with Naoko and Yuzuru, think about his encounter with Nijigasaki, and think about his encounter with Pochi.
Hiss, it seems that nothing is so beautiful.
Higashino Kanade suddenly realized that apart from a normal encounter with his childhood sweetheart Konata, he was not very good with Nijigao and Pochi. The former was uncomfortable because he used his super powers too much, and the latter was scared away in the dream link. In reality, he felt uncomfortable and sick because he used his super powers too much.
Today's encounter with Hiroi Kikuri was also terrible.
No way, does that mean that any two-dimensional beauties he meets in the future will be bad encounters?
If I meet Shana or Eucliwood, doesn't that mean I will either become Mistis or die once and be resurrected as a zombie?
If that's the case, it's better not to meet Shana or Eucliwood, because he might really die in their worldview. An ordinary everyday world is the best, but an extraordinary everyday world is a no-no. He wants to live an ordinary life, not an eventful life, a life full of adventures and challenges, where he could laugh and die at any time.
"So slow."
Higashino Kanade frowned. Is this a girl? She is so slow in going to the toilet.
Three minutes later.
Not right.
Dongye Zuo stood up suddenly. That guy, he wouldn't run away, would he?
When he arrived at the toilet door, he used his mental power to search for the person inside.
no one?
Sure enough, he ran away... Wait, this one lying on the ground is...
Higashino Kanade walked to the back of the toilet with a dark face. He pushed aside the bushes and saw Hiroi Kikuri lying inside, and also saw the Demon Slayer Sake in her hand.
Instantly, Dongye Zou got angry. This woman, he never thought that this guy would use the excuse of going to the toilet to buy alcohol. No, it may not be an excuse to go to the toilet. It may be that she really needs to go to the toilet, but she drinks before or after going to the toilet.
No choice, let's find Xingge. This guy is Xingge's junior, he didn't want to bother Xingge, but now he really has no choice. Of course, he can't just say that your junior is drunk here when he contacts Xingge, he shouldn't know that Xingge's junior is Hiroi Kikuri, so he will say that he met a drunk sister, he doesn't know what to do, and asks for support.
Adults are so annoying, pretty girls are still cute.
Whether it's Konata, Nozomi, Pochi, Nijiga, or Yuzuru who needs to be trained, they are all much better than the drunkard Hiroi Kikuri.
I really don’t know whether this girl can get married, and how much suffering her husband will suffer if she does.
Well, this matter has nothing to do with him anyway.
Higashino Kanade was making a phone call, completely unaware that he was like a tsundere character in a Gal Game, and accidentally raised a Flag.
Chapter 124 Mom’s Smell
Touched, so touched.
At Ijichi's house, Tono Kanade stuffed rice into his mouth. He was so moved by the white rice and delicious dishes that he almost cried.
He had been hungry all day and had not eaten a single grain of rice since breakfast. Now when he ate the meal made by Hongxia, he felt like he had returned home after many years of traveling and was eating the meal made by his mother after a long time.
Woo woo woo, the smell of mom.
It smells so good. The food cooked by Hongxia is so delicious.
Even so, Higashino Kanade still restrained himself and didn't let his eating manners be too bad.
Seeing that Higashino Kanade was about to finish her meal, Ichichi Hongxia asked, "Would you like another bowl?"
"Come!"
Dongye Zou nodded heavily, and without any hesitation, he handed the bowl to Hongxia who was about to help him serve the rice.
It’s so delicious. The food cooked by Hongxia is so delicious. If I marry Hongxia, I can eat the food cooked by Hongxia every day.
"You're so unlucky to have met that idiot."
Ijichi Hoshika found it funny to see Higashino Kanade looking so hungry. The idiot she was referring to was the drunk Hiroi Kikuri who was sleeping on the sofa.
"I didn't expect to see a drunk in the park in broad daylight."
When talking about this topic, Higashino Kanade's face was covered with a layer of gloom.
He really didn't know whether to say he was lucky or unlucky. Meeting Hiroi Kikuri was a good thing, but meeting the drunk Hiroi Kikuri who caused trouble for him was a bad thing. As expected, the drunkard in the animation was so cute, but in reality... I couldn't accept it.
It is difficult to understand people who are addicted to alcohol.
Higashino Kanade looked at Ijichi Hoshige. To be honest, Hoshige didn't look like someone who was in a rock band. She had no tattoos, no earrings, and even no dyed nails. She didn't fit his stereotype of people in a rock band at all.
"She wasn't like this before. She became more and more annoying after she started drinking regularly."
Ijichi Hoshika was Hiroi Kikuri's senior in college. In her memory, Hiroi Kikuri drank alcohol during college, but she was not drunk to the point of passing out. If Hiroi Kikuri was always like this, she would have been picked up and fucked by someone long ago.
I don't know if she was talking to Tono Kanade, Hongxia, or just to herself, but Xingge started talking about what happened between her and Hiroi Kikuri when they were in college.
Higashino Kanade didn't really listen, his mind was on the delicious food. Ichichi Hongxia didn't listen either, her mind was on Higashino Kanade.
It’s like having a childhood sweetheart.
Ijichi Hongxia didn't eat much of the food, but instead used the delicious Tono Kanade as a side dish.
Well, actually, she saw that Higashino Kanade was lost in thought and simply forgot to pick up the food.
After being hungry for almost a day, Higashino Kanade ate a lot of food.
No matter what, he is Dongye Ling's older brother. Ling is a good eater, and if he eats as much as he wants, he won't be weaker than Ling, he will only be stronger than Ling.
Satisfied.
After finishing the fourth bowl of rice, Dongye Zou was satisfied.
"I'm so full, I'm turning into a glutton."
Higashino Kanade patted her belly and sighed, "It's so terrible. Hong Xia got her pregnant by accident."
Hongxia, you are truly sinful.
Perhaps it was because of the desire for sex, after eating and drinking, some strange nonsense popped up in Higashino Kanade's head.
"Xiaozou, I bought Weekly Shonen Jump. I read your comics. They are very good!"
This morning, Ichichi Hongxia went to the bookstore to buy "Weekly Shonen Jump" before going to school. "False Hero" was the first manga she couldn't understand, but after Xiaozou's explanation during the long phone call, she had already understood it.
"Yeah, it's pretty good, right? I'm very confident in my comics."
Higashino Kanade is confident in his comics, but not particularly confident. It's just that in front of Hong Xia, no matter how unconfident he is, he has to pretend to be very confident.
You have to pretend, pretend well. It’s not worth being a young man if you don’t pretend, especially in front of the person you like.
"Hmm, ummm."
Ijichi Hongxia noticed the conflict between Higashino Kanade, but she cooperated well and praised Higashino Kanade, praising the comics and the characters in the comics. She was just right in her curiosity about the subsequent plot, and at the same time, she had a "so awesome" look on her face.
Ijichi Kouka is interested in Higashino Kanade's comics, but her interest in comics is far less than her interest in Higashino Kanade.
However, Xiaozou's comics are really interesting and funny. When you are in a bad mood, you can quickly get better by reading such comics. It's just that the male protagonist is too mean and too H. In this new episode, he even said that the reason for his struggle is lust, in order to fulfill the bet with the female protagonist and kiss her.
The protagonist of the comic is like this, so the cartoonist who draws such a protagonist will probably be like this too.
Ijichi Hongxia's eyes became subtle.
No way, Xiaozou, you are still an elementary school student, it is unlikely that you would have such a lustful desire.
Ok……
Ijichi Kouka thought of Tono Kanade's childhood sweetheart, Izumi Konata, and also thought of the maturity that Tono Kanade showed, which seemed more like that of an adult than an elementary school student. It seemed, it was hard to say.
The topic got off track as we were talking.
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