Is it okay not to want to work hard?

When the teacher touched her shoulder, Goto Ichiri woke up instantly. She wanted to say that she was fine, but she shut up when she heard the teacher say that she would be sent to the health room.

Although it is shameful to escape now, it is useful.

The death that escaped for a minute and a half introduced itself, Long live, long live, long live!

In her heart, Goto Ichiri was cheering, but on her face and body she pretended to be in pain.

She opened her eyes weakly, weakly let two girls support her, and weakly went to the health room. After dealing with the teacher in the health room, Goto Ichiri lay on the hospital bed.

Lucky!

I am so lucky, super lucky!

Goto Ichiri, who was lying on the bed, no longer looked as weak as before. She smiled as if she had mastered her plan, and was glad that she avoided the need to introduce herself.

As for her fantasy of meeting Higashino Kanade and being ruthlessly rejected, she chose to forget it and chose not to go to Higashino Kanade to say hello. It would be better to avoid him to prevent him from misunderstanding her and hating her.

Chapter 3 [Remember... don't use Russian sign language]

Opening Ceremony.

Higashino Kanade looked around restlessly.

In the gym, he seemed to see a familiar pink guy.

If he was not mistaken, it seemed that a wild hammer snake had sneaked into the school.

After a quick search, Tono Kanade easily found the girl with short pink hair, Goto Ichiri, in the class next door.

When he saw Goto Ichiri, Goto Ichiri was looking at him.

Subconsciously, Higashino Kanade smiled and used sign language to greet Goto Ichiri.

【Good morning! 】

Higashino Kanade hadn't even finished his sign language yet, and when Goto Ichiri noticed that Higashino Kanade saw him, he immediately turned around, as if he didn't know him.

Ruined!

Goto Ichiri never imagined that Tono Kanade was in the class next to hers.

Before, she wanted to hide from Xiaozou and not let Xiaozou know that her plans to go to school had all gone wrong.

What should I do? What should I do? ! What should I do!!!

Goto Ichiri's brain was working frantically, and suddenly she came up with a good idea. Didn't she have a younger sister? She could pretend that she was not Goto Ichiri, but Goto Jiri.

Oh my God, this is a great idea. I can actually come up with such a brilliant idea. Maybe I am a genius!

In reality, Goto Ichiri is timid and humble, but in fantasy, Goto Ichiri is proud and arrogant.

After thinking of a countermeasure, Goto Ichiri decided to pretend that she didn't know Higashino Kanade and pretend that she was Goto Ichiri's sister, Goto Jiri. If Higashino Kanade came to greet her, she would pretend to be energetic and cheerful to make Higashino Kanade believe that she was Jiri.

Genius, genius plan, he is simply the reincarnation of Kong Ming.

Feeling very pleased with himself, Goto Ichiri couldn't help but reveal a smug smile on his face.

This smile looks like Shin-chan.

When Higashino Kanade saw the smile on Goto Ichiri's profile, she also laughed. Ichiri must be daydreaming about time again, otherwise he wouldn't be so happy.

What are you fantasizing about? You look so happy. Are you going to marry him?

Goto Ichiri was immersed in fantasy time, and Higashino Kanade also fell into fantasy time.

The principal's speech at the opening ceremony is like the leader's speech at a company meeting. It is like the black tea of ​​the ancestors and the snow in Shimokitazawa.

Listening to the principal's eloquent speech with great interest, Quan Cifang had already entered a state of being very knowledgeable, that is, shaking his head, dozing off and drooling.

Wow, this guy.

On Izumi Konata's right, a girl named Hiiragi Tsukasa was looking at him in shock.

In the first row, dozing off in front of the principal and all the teachers.

This person is not simple. Could he be the legendary bad guy?

Hiiragi saw a teacher looking over and staring at the sleeping Izumi Konata. She was so worried that she couldn't help but call out to Izumi Konata in a low voice.

"Student, wake up."

Quan was sleeping soundly at this place.

Seeing this, Hiiragi pushed Izumi again.

"Classmate, wake up."

Quan Cifang was still sleeping soundly.

"Classmate, wake up!"

Hiiragi's voice became louder, and the principal suddenly stopped talking, and the head teacher of Grade 1 came over with a dark face. However, Hiiragi didn't notice this, and she called out to the dozing Izumi Konata again.

Now, Izumi Konakata heard Hiiragi's voice in her sleep, but when she opened her eyes, what she saw was not the cute girl with a sweet voice that appeared in her head, but the shining eyes of her homeroom teacher and his face as black as an old cotton harvester.

Why, it turned out like this, why, wuwuwu...

Hiiragi stood next to the homeroom teacher. She wanted to cry. She had been kind enough to tell the sleeping classmates to stop sleeping so that they would not be punished by the teacher. She did not expect that not only did she fail to save her classmates, but she also ended up getting herself hurt.

"This idiot."

In Class 2 of Grade , a girl with purple hair and blue eyes and twin ponytails shook her head helplessly when she saw her younger sister being dragged out of her seat by the teacher and made to stand in the corner as punishment.

If you can’t wake someone up, stop shouting. Let go of the desire to help others and respect their fate.

"Laughing to death."

Higashino Kanade didn't expect that Izumi Konata would be taken away by the teacher. Konata didn't stay up late last night, so how could he fall asleep at the opening ceremony? Although the principal's speech was indeed meaningless, as if his brain was underdeveloped and his cerebellum was completely underdeveloped, he was talking nonsense, but sleeping on the first day of school, isn't this too arrogant? He was a good boy and didn't sleep at all.

If they were to stand in the corridor as punishment, he would accompany Si Fang, since there was no one watching them and they could chat. But it would be fine if they were to stand in the opening ceremony, since there would be a teacher watching, and it was just pure punishment.

Higashino Kanade took out his cell phone from his pocket and secretly took a photo of Izumi Konata standing in the corner as punishment.

Then, he discovered something extremely horrifying, the photo captured something horrifying.

This horrible thing was coming towards him.

Dangerous!

"Mmmm-mmm!"

When Izumi Konata saw Tono Kanade, who was caught taking secret photos by the teacher and was dragged out like her, she couldn't help laughing.

It's so funny, haha, it's really so funny, how come someone secretly took a photo of her making a fool of herself and the teacher found out and made her embarrassed too?

"Hi!"

Higashino Zou came to Izumi and greeted him with a smile.

"No talking."

The bald teacher had a serious expression.

【laugh】

Higashino Kanade uses sign language.

"what are you doing?"

The teacher was puzzled by Higashino Kanade's actions.

【Do sign language】

Higashino Kanade didn't say anything.

The teacher frowned, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and said, "Speak."

"Do sign language."

Higashino Kanade said this and made another sign language sentence.

"Pfft, haha."

Quan Cifang understood the sign language and couldn't help laughing again.

Xiaozou is so bad. He actually used sign language to say bad things about the teacher. He is such a bad boy.

Seeing Izumi Konofata's reaction, although the teacher did not understand what Higashino Kanade's sign language meant, he knew that Higashino Kanade did not say anything good.

"You, write a self-review and give it to me after school."

The teacher frowned and increased the punishment for Dongye Zou. Standing in the corner seemed to be the wrong way to deal with this kid. He needed to write a self-criticism and do ideological work. He dared to speak ill of the teacher in sign language on the first day of school. He didn't dare to imagine what this kid would do on the second and third days.

"Also, no sign language is allowed in front of me."

It was at this time that the teacher remembered that there was a student with hearing and speech impairments in the class, and the two people in front of him were the ones who took care of that student.

"it is good."

Higashino Kanade did not provoke the teacher again, but agreed obediently.

Provoking the teacher is an unwise option. The country has its own laws, the school has its own rules, and there are still three years of junior high school life. It would be foolish to go against the teacher.

He felt that the teacher was quite nice. He looked serious, but he didn't confiscate his phone. He just arrested him. The self-criticism didn't specify how many words to write. It seemed that as long as the number of words was not too small, he could pass it easily.

"By the way, what did you mean by the sign language just now?"

The teacher was a little curious about what Tono Kanade meant by his sign language just now.

"Stupid baldhead."

"..."

Chapter 4: The Nodame Snake of Shimokitazawa

After the opening ceremony, the next step is to clean the classroom.

When students are needed, the school is their home; when students are not needed, the school is a prison.

Higashino Kanade doesn't like cleaning, but because it's often just him and his sister at home, he has developed the habit of cleaning every day.

Who can blame him for having busy parents, a sister, a house, childhood friends, a girlfriend, a dream lover, and an angelic senior schoolmate? He is a winner in life, like the protagonist of a romantic comedy light novel, and the king of the harem.

Since he is the male protagonist of a harem light novel, it is natural for him to be a qualified househusband.

In addition to being a bitch, the male protagonist of a light novel must be both a good hostess and a good housewife. A bitch alone cannot completely capture the hearts of girls.

When cleaning at home, Higashino Kanade is definitely dedicated, and when cleaning at Schrodinger's home school, he is also dedicated. When the teacher is there, he cleans seriously, and when the teacher is not there, he slacks off seriously, either chatting with Gaozi or chatting with Konata.

If you just look at the cute and silly Hiiragi Tsukasa and the even cuter Miyuki Kora who cleans for three minutes, accidentally turns on the light once, accidentally bumps into the table once, and falls to the ground once.

In reality, there are people who can really fall flat on the ground, and fall hard. If it weren't for a pair of cushioning on the chest, they would probably fall badly.

"What are you looking at?"

Quan Cifang, who was sweeping the floor, saw Dongye Zou, who was also sweeping the floor, slacking off and came over.

"Look at the girls."

Higashino Kanade said frankly.

"Are you excited?"

In an instant, Quan Konaka's eyes became sharp.

"No, I just think it's cute."

Higashino Kanade shook his head. He had few friends but many harems. Although he thought he would be unfaithful in the future, he was still a hard-core single pusher. He pushed Konata, Naoko, Nijika, Ichiri, and Yuzuru one by one every day. He pushed one from Monday to Friday, and DD on Saturday and Sunday.

Adhere to the eight-hour single push system, five days of single push a week, and two days of DD.

After listening to what Higashino Kanade said, Izumi Konata observed Kora Miyuki and found that when she was wiping her glasses, the broom placed next to the table fell and hit her feet. Then she bent down to pick up the broom and hit the table again. Then her glasses were on the table and she searched for them for a long time but couldn't find them, so she couldn't help it.