Come and connect with me!

Frederick the Great also said with a smile.

The bouquet handed to him was not actually anything valuable. From this distance, one could tell that they were fake flowers made of plastic. Otherwise, real flowers would be delicate and would wither quickly if placed in a metal cavity. But at this moment, it seemed that the question was no longer about the quality of the flowers.

Wuming's two hands were busy and his eyes were rolling around awkwardly.

The clown robot looked at Wuming in confusion, then lowered his head to look at the flowers in his hand, seemingly puzzled.

"Guest, don't you like flowers?"

"Well, it's not that I don't like it, but..."

The clown robot turned its rusty head, looked at Wuming, and then looked at the two ship girls who looked like conjoined twins.

"Ah, it looks like a Satyr."

It scratched the clown hat with its metal hand in distress, causing a creaking sound of metal friction and pieces of metal debris falling off.

"Then one bouquet of flowers is not enough."

The clown robot took back the artificial flowers and waved to another clown robot, which immediately came over and took out a new bouquet of artificial flowers.

"Unknown [Satyr], please accept it."

The so-called Sartre is not a thing, but a robot deeply loved by many mechanical life forms.

It considers itself a male, and is loved by many mechanical life forms that consider themselves female. There are countless robots that like it, and it seems that it is regarded as a synonym for a popular person here.

Wuming blinked and got the second bouquet of fake flowers with a puzzled expression.

Frederick the Great and Shinano looked at each other, then each received a bouquet of flowers. Both looked disgusted, but did not throw them away.

Wuming looked at the two people's childish behavior and couldn't help but chuckle.

“They are just fake flowers.”

What is the meaning of the word "Yiyi"?

"But oh, my husband never even gave me fake flowers."

Shinano carefully held the bouquet tightly and muttered quietly.

"Same as above."

Frederick the Great also said this.

Seeing this, Wuming felt a little guilty and asked his two wives to wait for a while while he hurried out of the amusement park.

Not long after, he came over with a relaxed look.

Where he left, Shinano and Frederick the Great both had gentle expressions, and had things given by the robots in their hands, including several hydrogen balloons and a plastic crown on their heads. Shinano also got a soft clown hat because of her ears. The faded red and blue hat was worn crookedly on her head, and she looked a little at a loss.

"Hey, guess what this is."

Wuming came over mysteriously and put his hands behind his back.

Frederick the Great pretended to think for a while before hesitating and saying, "What a flower!"

Shinano was more direct, rising quietly, wanting to see directly from above what was hidden behind Wuming.

“You’re half right.”

Wuming took out his hand, and in his hand were two woven wreaths. One was a morning glory wreath made mainly of purple and yellow morning glories, supplemented by delicate woven vines;

The other is a lily wreath composed mainly of white lilies dotted with light green clovers.

“Although I realized it late, these things did take me a lot of thought.”

Wuming said softly.

The locations of these two kinds of flowers are a little difficult to find, because Superman's super vision was used to the extreme. Then in less than three minutes, he crossed the long distance, picked the freshest flowers, and gave them to his loved one.

Chapter 328 Roller Coaster and Do It Again

The long-lost guests brought some life to this cold amusement park. The amusement park employees with rusty joints made creaking sounds with every step they took, and any bigger movements would leave a layer of iron filings on the muddy ground.

After Wuming and the other two came in through the gate, they had a lot of small miscellaneous items on them.

The jewelry was polished thoroughly. The rings that were supposed to be exaggerated in shape were polished so many times that they looked like metal rings. And because the customers were guys who didn't care about the touch of their skin, the inner ring of the metal ring also looked very rough. If an ordinary person put it on, a little force would make a finger fall off.

Or there was a small metal bucket with the word "popcorn" vaguely visible on it, but the popcorn machine had been abandoned for a long time, and no one knew what the corn had degenerated into because no one ate it many years ago. So, Frederick the Great and Shinano, who were very excited, each carried an empty metal bucket, which was piled with all kinds of things that looked similar to a normal amusement park but were not.

Compared with before, Shinano had a woven lily wreath on her head, but the strange hat was not thrown away. She stuffed it into a metal bucket. On the other side, Frederick the Great also put on a crown of flowers with a smile. Even though this was an extremely weird amusement park, it did not affect her good mood.

The robot employee in front walked with heavy steps, but its old eye lights seemed very smart. It spoke slowly in the hoarse tone unique to mechanical life forms - or poor mechanical life forms.

"Guest, in front of you is the roller coaster that we have maintained for a long time. It is in good condition. If you want to fully experience our amusement park projects, it would be better to start from here."

When it said that everything was in good condition, Wuming clearly saw machine parts constantly falling from the roller coaster, as well as several performance testing robots, which were thrown into the air and then fell heavily, making a deafening noise.

In the distance, perhaps because guests like Wuming are really rare, he can hear the sound of water filling up the pool quickly. The water park project has been reopened after who knows how many years, but at the same time, the rust on the bottom is also a big problem. The robot employees are busy plugging the gap, but the water has even spread here. Wuming can clearly see that the soil under the roller coaster is already wet. If he doesn't go up, this place will probably be flooded.

"I understand, Shinano, Frederick, let's go take a look."

The robot employee nodded slowly, then erased the red horizontal line under his face and re-drew a beautiful arc to show that his smiling service was excellent.

Wuming took Shinano and Frederick the Great's hands and came to a flying car that looked the most complete. Most of the seats were bumpy, but Frederick the Great had plenty of tricks. She integrated the reluctant Dragon Ship suit into the flying car, turning it into three seats side by side, which were fused and welded with the machinery below. Then, without waiting for the employee who was trying to clean the rust on the switch, she snapped her fingers, and the roller coaster under her started to move tremblingly.

"They are not quite the same as what I saw in the information, but these stupid guys are quite interesting."

Frederick the Great said softly.

"I have also read books about the present world. If I remember correctly, there should be employees wearing mouse masks. However, there are none here."

When Shinano said this, there was a hint of regret in his tone.

"That mouse is very powerful. Even robots don't have the guts to wear a mouse mask."

Wuming couldn't help but laugh.

As the speed increased, the roller coaster became more and more bumpy, but the three seats maintained amazing shock resistance. The car was shaking like a sieve, but the seats were as solid as a rock, always maintaining a fixed distance from the car, keeping the three people steady and preventing them from flying out.

"Husband, look, those fools are re-cleaning the lake."

Shinano's big tail rolled up into a ball, and a strong wind blew towards her. She opened her eyes and pointed excitedly at the water park not far away.

Behind the amusement park is an intact fairy-tale-style castle. Exposed to the wind and sun, and with the robots not caring about the change in color and simply repairing the house to keep it as it is, this plain white castle looks particularly cool, giving the illusion that it is half-painted. Beside the castle, a large number of robots are hurriedly cleaning the lake, scooping up the debris that has accumulated over the years, and then re-pumping the water to clean the bottom of the lake. The debris is carefully put aside, and then the water park is replicated on site according to the drawings.

It was clearly a semi-abandoned amusement park that had been out of fashion for a long time, but with the robots working busily, it actually showed a long-lost vitality.

Wuming followed Shinano's gaze and found that there was a haunted house by the lake. Robots with the ability to levitate clumsily put on ghost vests, or changed their lower limbs to stiffen, dressed up as zombies, and entered the haunted house through the back door one after another.

Just as he was about to say something, he felt a lightness beneath his body. He saw that the train had simply derailed due to the high speed and was rushing straight into the air!

At this time, the voice of the robot employee came to my ears.

[Guests, please don't worry. This is one of the fixed routes in the amusement park. Please hold on to the handrails or safety ropes beside you. If you can't find them, a special souvenir from the amusement park will be given as compensation later...]

The whistling of the strong wind woke Wuming up suddenly. Just as he was about to scream, he saw Frederick the Great beside him with an excited look on his face. On the other side, Shinano seemed to wrap himself with his tail, but in fact there was no fear in his round eyes. He was full of anticipation to welcome the bombardment that was out of operation.

"I....If you guys think it's okay to continue playing, then I can do that too."

No, if I scream my life will be over.

Wuming immediately clenched his teeth and pretended to be looking forward to it.

Anyway, I am strong and I won’t die if I fall from a height of less than 100 meters!

The derailed roller coaster fell through the clouds to the ground. The three people in a state of weightlessness looked at the earth with different expressions, and then there was a loud bang!

The car of the roller coaster rushed out of the amusement park and smashed into the mud. Wuming didn't feel any pain physically, but he was mentally disturbed. He looked outside in a daze and saw a towering pile of parts. A quick glance showed that they were all roller coaster parts.

The robot employee creaked over.

"Guest, do you like this roller coaster? According to our calculations, there are six landing points, and this is the closest one. If you feel it is not impactful enough, we can increase the speed a bit."

Wuming blinked and slowly looked around. Shinano and Frederick the Great both had strange expressions.

"How are you guys?"

Shinano looked around as if nothing had happened, with a thoughtful expression on his face.

"Husband, that was so exciting just now."

Frederick the Great said without hesitation.

"Let's play again!"

Chapter 329: A Passing Date

Half an hour later, the few remaining aerial tracks were all destroyed, and Frederick the Great and Shinano dragged Wuming down with a sense of reluctance.

"It would be better if the speed was faster."

Frederick the Great commented on the roller coaster experience in a cheerful tone.

"The track is also a bit short and a bit too low..."

Shinano spoke in a leisurely tone, and the conversation between the two was as relaxed as if they had just come back from shopping.

The employee robot stayed by his side, his eyes flashing as he looked at the ruins behind him. He said apologetically, "I'm so sorry, guests. There are too few facilities in the amusement park to satisfy you."

"It's okay. You've already provided us with an unexpected surprise. We can't ask for more."

"Yes, it's much better than expected."

Shinano also responded softly.

The employee robot twisted its rusty head joints, and surprisingly, one could hear a hint of curiosity in its flat voice.

"Guests, what do you think the amusement park will be like?"

In the written records left by mankind, amusement parks, as an entertainment project, have been almost hyped up by businessmen to the point that one’s life is not considered complete if one has not been to an amusement park.

In the beginning, the mechanical life forms were very interested in this type of architecture, and even copied many buildings in the human world. Unfortunately, the effect was mediocre. However, after the war, there were too many mechanical life forms that had difficulty finding their direction, and they tried all kinds of strange things. Just like it, after failing to find happiness, it decided to maintain this amusement park with its companions and provide services to the guests who came after hearing the news.

Shinano blinked blankly and said hesitantly: "Probably... riding on a slow artificial unicorn that can't exceed 15 kilometers per hour, with several people riding side by side in a circle..."

The employee robot's eye lights flashed and paused for a second, as if simulating this scene.

After a while, it asked slowly.

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"So where's the fun in that?"

"…At least this is safe."

Suddenly, an unknown and weak voice was heard between Shinano and Frederick the Great.

At this moment, Wuming's body was as soft as noodles, and there was no power in his voice.

The first roller coaster ride wasn't very fast, but by the second and third time, this simple little carriage with air leaking on all sides became fast and bumpy, and the violent shaking caused bad luck to a guy who still had a human heart.

"Indeed, sir, this speed can save a lot of money on repairs. If it were a human, their organs would not be as easy to replace as ours, and the cost would be higher than our repairs. But how can a slow rotation make a heart beat?"

The employee robot's eye lights flash.

[Heartbeat] is one of the most commonly used phrases when humans experience happiness.

But as we all know, the human heart beats all the time. If it stops one day, it means the owner of this body is doomed.

So how to make the guests who come here more excited is what the amusement park has always been considering.

The electric shock was too rough and difficult to control, while replacing parts to increase the heart rate was too expensive. It seemed expensive to scrap a whole track in one go, but in fact these parts could be thrown into an underground smelting furnace for recycling, which would only cost a little transportation cost. However, the employees of the amusement park all worked at their own expense, so the cost was naturally reduced to zero.

Wuming rubbed his eyes and sighed, "Why don't you just give the customer blood pressure medicine to make sure his heart beats fast?"

"Blood pressure medicine? Indeed, overdose of certain medicines can cause such problems... Ah, I see..."

The employee robot suddenly realized.

"Well, what do you understand?"

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Wuming felt a little uneasy after he finished speaking.

"Drugs. Maybe our amusement park can try to reduce the speed and danger of the rides by giving out drugs to the guests!"

The employee robot said in a tone of sudden enlightenment.

Wuming rolled his eyes silently.