Come and connect with me!

"Replacement guaranteed."

Wuming looked at the Purifier's conspicuous forehead and spoke.

"Aren't you afraid of me?"

The Purifier blinked, moved closer to Wuming curiously, and looked at him carefully.

"I don't find you very scary for many reasons."

Wuming stretched out his hand and pressed against the Purifier's forehead, speaking in a tactful tone.

He can't say, who can you scare with your stupid look?

The Purifier's head moved restlessly, but Wuming's hands were steady, preventing her from making any progress, and only then did this humanoid siren, who was always moving around, calm down a little.

"Hmm, I feel like you've seen me before. Hey, human, have we met before somewhere?"

Seeing that he couldn't get closer, the Purifier had to step back and asked with a suspicious look on his face.

"If I remember correctly, this should be the first time we meet. Um, my name is Wuming."

Wuming felt a little embarrassed by the Purifier's silly expression, so he simply introduced himself first.

"Really... I always feel that your eyes are very familiar. The Observer often looks at me like this. Do you know the Observer? He is a very annoying guy. Not only is he mean, but he is also very stingy. She has so many tentacles, but she is not willing to eat one. She is really stingy..."

The Purifier said this, then looked at Wuming's slightly raised hand and suddenly realized.

"Do you know my name? Forget it. In order to avoid you giving me a weird code name, I will introduce myself. My name is Purifier. Humans are nameless. You are very special."

Akashi, who was standing by, looked at the two people chatting for no apparent reason and immediately interrupted and shouted.

"Me, me, me, and me, I'm here too, meow, don't pretend I don't exist, meow!"

The Purifier blinked, looked at Akashi, and suddenly hissed and took a breath.

"Is there something wrong with you?"

The Purifier clicked his tongue in amazement as his amber eyes stared at Akashi without blinking.

"How come after not seeing you for a while, the props on you have changed to a different level?"

Not content with just watching, the Purifier simply stood up and walked to Akashi's side, looking left and right, and even poked Akashi's green sleeves with his fingers. The proud little cat glanced at the Purifier's level of 85 with contempt, and let her look openly.

"Hehehe, I'm not from this world... um... can you say that, meow?"

Mingshi spoke proudly, but halfway through, he suddenly looked at Wuming with some concern.

"It's okay, it's okay. I can't hide this."

Wuming was also startled, but then he thought that there was no way he could hide from Siren's observation, so he simply waved his hand, signaling Mingshi to continue speaking.

"Eh eh eh?"

The Purifier looked at Akashi, then at Wuming, and a question mark seemed to light up on his forehead.

"Something's wrong. This world line is one where ships are strong. You actually want to ask for his opinion?"

The Purifier muttered with question marks in his big amber eyes and began to talk to himself again.

"This is weird. In this world, shouldn't the ships control the humans? Why is there a human superior? Something is wrong. This is so wrong!"

She muttered for a long time, and then there was a buzz on her forehead and an exclamation mark appeared.

"Hey, you just said that you are not from this world...Aren't you a ship from this world?"

The Purifier only then remembered what Akashi had said when he let the cat out of the bag, and was immediately horrified.

"You, you you you you...are not from this world?"

Akashi looked at Wuming silently, and the latter looked at her in return.

"That... um... that doesn't seem like a big deal..."

After being surprised, the Purifier scratched his head, reacted, and spoke calmly.

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"Hey, that black-hearted cat, how did you get here? Tell me!"

"Black-hearted cat? My name is Akashi-nyan!"

Being called a black-hearted cat on their first meeting, Akashi clenched his fists in anger.

The Purifier said with a curled lip.

"In the world lines I've seen, the probability of you becoming a peddler is 30%, the probability of you becoming a scientist is 35%, and the probability of you becoming a logistics worker is 48%. But no matter what you do, the probability of you cheating on others is 100%. You are a black-hearted businessman. In this world, you actually took the initiative to do business with us Sirens. If you are caught, you deserve to be hanged a hundred times!"

Akashi immediately retorted.

"So just don't get caught, meow!"

"Wait, so what you care about is not getting caught?"

Wuming silently pressed his temple, looked again and saw that the Purifier was still there, and immediately resisted the urge to hang this black-hearted cat on the street lamp.

"Humph."

Akashi snorted and said nothing more.

"Wow, hey, human called nameless, you are really amazing. You can actually tame this guy to this extent. That's not bad."

When the Purifier saw that Akashi was obedient, he looked at Wuming in surprise, as if he suddenly got enlightened and immediately knew who the guy who was really in charge here was.

She touched her chin and looked at Wuming and said.

"It seems that you, a human, are more familiar with us Sirens. Akagi was also called here by you, right? Well, tell me, what do you want to see Master Purifier about?"

"puff."

Seeing that the Purifier was still looking so silly, Akashi couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hey, hey, what are you laughing at? Don't just keep your laughter to yourself, tell me too."

The Purifier immediately tugged at Akashi's sleeve, but the latter completely ignored her and continued to laugh to himself.

This Siren is so stupid.jpg

"Well, I do have something to talk to you about. Or rather, I discovered something bad and I think it would be best to discuss it with the most reliable person."

Wuming said this and gave Akashi a look.

Isn't it bad that she is stupid?

Akashi immediately understood and stopped smiling, looking at the Purifier seriously.

"That's right, meow. This is something that only the Purifier-sama can do, meow!"

"Hehehe, then just say it out loud, Master Purifier is listening!"

The Purifier had no suspicion and didn't pay much attention to the little movements between the two. He waved his hand generously and put his hands on his waist with a proud look on his face.

Wuming opened his mouth, wiped away the subtle feeling of guilt in his heart, and then made a gesture of invitation to the Purifier.

"It's better to let Master Purifier take a look at this, Taijun...Oh no, Master Purifier, please come in!"

Chapter 422: It's incredible

What appeared in front of the Purifier was a huge projection screen, which showed the purpose of the fragment in full in a fast-forward manner, and clearly showed that the closer to the Siren, the more likely the Siren would fall into a coma. The Purifier looked at his peaceful self on the projection screen, and then looked at himself who was waking up involuntarily as the fragment moved away, and his eyes suddenly widened.

"Eh? What is this thing?"

She scratched her face, also looking incredulous.

Akashi yelled from the side.

"Are you stupid, meow? We figured this out less than a day after we got it, and you don't know?"

The Purifier looked at himself in the light frequency, babbled for a long time, and said with some confusion.

"That's not right. There is no record of this thing in my data at all?"

She frowned and stamped her feet nervously on the spot. After a while, she said with a look of sudden enlightenment.

"Oh, by the way, I think I haven't contacted the main network for several months. Maybe there are new information updated."

As he said this, the Purifier stared blankly ahead, his eyes gradually becoming empty. After staring straight ahead for a moment, he came back to his senses.

"Oh, yes, yes, there is information. Shouldn't this thing be handed over to the arbitrators? How come we encountered it in the experimental area..."

Perhaps because he usually stays alone, the Purifier just keeps talking to himself on the spot.

"Commander, this Purifier is so stupid. How could someone be offline all the time?"

Akashi said to Wuming on the side.

"Hey, I can hear you. Didn't you just call me Master Purifier in a very friendly way?"

The Purifier said with dissatisfaction immediately, but unfortunately her image had been fixed in the eyes of Wuming and Akashi, so even if she seemed a little angry, she could not bring any pressure at all.

"What Master Purifier? He is just a stupid Purifier!"

Akashi made a slight face at the Purifier, looking unconvinced.

To Akashi, the current Purifiers are both incapable of fighting and stupid, so there is really nothing to be afraid of.

“There’s a reason for all this!”

The Purifier said angrily.

"Connecting to the internet is so troublesome. Various tasks will be issued continuously. It's really exhausting. If I'm not connected to the internet, I can pretend not to see it. The tasks will be assigned to other [Purifiers] who are connected to the internet. I do this to avoid death from overwork!"

Having said this, the Purifier became proud again, very satisfied with his own wise operation.

"Um, other Purifiers?"

Wuming was also a little curious about the specific structure of the Siren, so he asked carefully.

Unfortunately, his caution was of no use. The Purifier did not realize that he was trying to trick her and explained immediately.

"There are basically many humanoids like me who have the same model, but we are all Purifiers. Generally, computing power is allocated according to the ability level of the current world line. However, apart from the difference in combat power brought by computing power, it is true that we are all Purifiers."

“Oh, I see…”

As Wuming said this, he suddenly discovered a blind spot.

"So what will happen if the Purifiers all have the same idea and want to slack off?"

The Purifier was stunned, then covered his face in pain.

"Ahhhhhhh, it's all your fault. I'm done!"

Before she finished her words, Wuming and Mingshi saw a frequency of light suddenly appear in front of the Purifier, and a page on it quickly enlarged.

Mission

Then a large number of words were quickly refreshed on the page, from top to bottom, and various expansion pages were continuously refreshed. After a while, Wuming saw that the number under each type of page changed from 1 to 999+.

"Assholes, those assholes, they are all slacking off, not a single Purifier is doing anything..."

The Purifier looked ashen. At first she could still cheer up and looked at the task list with a bitter face. But after a while, she gave up thinking and lay on the ground like a dead fish, not moving.

While the light frequency around the Purifier was still on, Akashi quietly... no, he peeked at the task content openly. After a while, his eyes began to spin around, and he felt the pain of a worker. However, this cat has the mentality of an entrepreneur after all, and he quickly adjusted his state.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Akashi turned his face away, stopped looking at the task list, squatted down and poked the Purifier's hot face with his finger.

"I'm not good... Don't you have that fragment? Throw it at me. I'll be disconnected for a hundred years first..."

The Purifier said with a blank expression.

"As for this... um... this is too exaggerated, meow."

Akashi caught a glimpse of the mission numbered [zsak-ada-csa-0116684] on the mission list, which clearly required the Purifier to go to a parallel world with a very long number and be responsible for guiding human technological innovation for a duration of thirty-five years. There were countless missions like this.

"...Originally, this was supposed to be a task for all the Purifiers to complete...Now it's all thrown to me. It's over. How long will I have to complete the task..."

Just like the Demon Pillar/letter/or other miscellaneous stuff that should have been dealt with by the uncle by snapping his fingers was handed over to one person, when seeing the eight-digit number of monsters, any hardcore gamer would naturally want to lie down.

"It doesn't matter, meow. If you are not efficient even if you work twelve hours a day, then you can change your working hours to twenty-three hours. In this way, your efficiency in completing tasks will be greatly increased, meow!"

Akashi hurriedly comforted the Purifier, who rolled her eyes at her. However, due to her current dead fish mentality, the Purifier just rolled her eyes. She was overwhelmed by the burden of work and felt that she did not have the strength to fight back.

It took a while for the Purifier to recover. He lay on the ground and asked slowly in a sleepwalking tone.

"That fragment...where did you get it from?"