Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

"........."

Long Jiu didn't expect Ma Zhichao to be so direct.

That’s it, and you’re still the crime-killer of Hong Kong?

How outrageous!

Ma Zhichao: "Why? Are you hesitating? Didn't you say you wanted to find a reliable man? Aren't you determined to find me?"

Long Jiu said quickly: "Sir Ma, I didn't hesitate. I was just so happy and excited that I almost couldn't speak..."

Ma Zhichao stood up and said, "Let's go... take a shower..."

Long Jiu: “…………”

too fast!

She couldn't accept it for a moment.

But when I think of “long live our queen!”…

She forced herself to be strong and followed Ma Zhichao to leave!

At this time, Tian Yangsi was taking Zhang Rongkeng into the nightclub at the door. Zhang Rongkeng just happened to see Long Jiu's back as Ma Zhichao hugged Long Jiu's waist and went upstairs.

Good news, Long Jiu wasn't hurt!

The bad news is that Long Jiu is going to be hurt!

Zhang Rongkang: “…………”

I couldn't help but burst into tears again.

Tian Yangsi: "Why are you crying again?"

Zhang Rongqing: "I was so excited that I cried."

Tian Yangsi sneered in his heart when he heard this and said, “I just like watching you bunch of idiots in the Political Department acting.”

Tian Yangsi took Zhang Rongkeng upstairs and came to Ma Zhichao's special room.

"Where's the boss?"

"The boss is inside, it's best not to disturb him." said a waiter.

"Okay, then we'll wait outside the door." Tian Yangsi said.

Dennis Cheung: ???

Waiting outside the door?

Doesn't this mean I have to listen to the whole thing?

Sure enough, not long after, Zhang Rongkeng heard a weeping voice coming from inside. That voice belonged to Long Jiu.

"She seems to be in pain..."

"She seems very happy..."

"Will she be hurt?"

Zhang Rongqing was standing outside the door, worrying about everything and gritting his teeth.

half an hour...

Zhang Rongkang thought to himself: "It should be almost over, right?"

One hour……

Zhang Rongkeng cried: Why did it take so long? Long Jiu's voice seemed even more painful.

2 hours…

Zhang Rongqing felt like he was about to collapse. How much damage had Long Jiu suffered?

Finally, after two and a half hours, a high-pitched female voice was heard from inside, and then it stopped.

Another 20 minutes passed, and Asi knocked on the door, which finally opened.

Zhang Rongkeng secretly peeked inside, and saw Ma Zhichao being helped by Long Jiu to put on his clothes. His exposed upper body had muscles that made him feel inferior.

"boss……"

"Asi...is this the man you think is suitable?" Ma Zhichao glanced at Zhang Rongkeng, well, he looked like a bad guy at first glance.

"Hello, Mr. Ma..." Zhang Rongkeng said respectfully, then stole a glance at Long Jiu. He felt that Long Jiu at this moment looked like a delicate girl who had been beaten by wind and rain.

Look at the trash can again...

It turned out to be the safety helmet that he and Du Ze bought. They didn't even use it and just threw it into the trash can.

Useless?

Isn't that right?

Zhang Rongqing felt like a bolt from the blue, and his head was buzzing!

He couldn't imagine that scene any more. Damn it, they were actually using real swords and guns!

Tears flowed again.

Tian Yangsi was laughing to death on the inside, but on the surface he looked unhappy: "Zhang Rongkeng, what's wrong with you? This is the third time you've cried!"

Ma Zhichao had a look of disgust and disdain on his face: "A grown man who cries at every turn, what is the purpose of such a man?"

Tian Yangsi nodded: "Yes, boss... Such a man is really too bad."

Then he turned to Zhang Rongkeng and said, "Go away. From now on, we are no longer friends."

Zhang Rongkang: “…………”

I almost had a breakdown!

I worked so hard to get close to you, and even witnessed the goddess being stabbed with real knives and guns, deeply hurt. Now all my efforts are wasted?

No matter how dissatisfied Zhang Rongqing was, he was still kicked out of the Tianxia Renjian nightclub.

The misery of life!

As for Long Jiu, he did not sympathize with Zhang Rongqing at this time. Instead, he felt that he almost ruined his plan to get close to Ma Zhichao.

Ma Zhichao took out one million from the insurance and threw it to Long Jiu.

"From today on, you are my woman!"

"No morning-after pills allowed, give birth to a child and get a reward of 100 million."

Long Jiu: “………………”

No morning-after pills allowed?

What the fuck if I get pregnant?

The nine dragons are numb!

I just want to be an undercover spy, and now you want me to get pregnant and have a baby?

Long Jiu quickly came up with an idea. It's okay. You said you don't allow me to take the emergency medicine, so I can't take it? Can't I buy it secretly?

however……

Ma Zhichao said to Tian Yangsi: "She escaped from Fenglou. Lianhe Society may cause trouble for her. You arrange two female bodyguards to protect her closely..."

Long Jiu: “…………”

How else can she operate if she is being protected closely?

Next, Tian Yangsi reported on his work and Long Jiu listened beside him. Ma Zhichao did not let Long Jiu out, which made Long Jiu a little happy. She felt that Ma Zhichao trusted her.

Long Jiu's mood was up and down like a roller coaster.

Soon Long Jiu became disappointed again, because Tian Yangsi's report was normal and did not involve any illegal content.

……

after an hour,

Long Jiu limped away from the world.

Two female bodyguards followed behind him closely.

Long Jiu: “…………”

I can't even go buy medicine.

After returning to the big house that Ma Zhichao had arranged for her, Long Jiu hurried into the bathroom to take a shower, turned on the faucet and sprinkled, then called a colleague and asked him to buy some emergency medicine.

By the way, the person on the phone was another colleague - Du Ze.

At this time, Du Ze was talking to Zhang Rongqing on the phone.

"You don't know how perverted Ma Zhichao is. He's a donkey. He lasted for more than two hours..."

"My heart is broken..."

"And I later found out that she didn't use the protective cover I didn't buy...real guns and real knives..."

"Woooooo~~~~~"

Listening to Zhang Rongkeng's crying, Du Ze couldn't help crying himself.

The pure love warrior has fallen.

Ring ring ring~~~

"Wait, George, the goddess is calling."

"What? Buy the morning-after pill?"

"Okay, I'll go buy it right away... Don't worry, I'll be careful..."

After hanging up the phone, Du Ze called Zhang Rongqing.

Both of them breathed a sigh of relief: At least, the goddess won’t be pregnant with that hateful Ma Zhichao’s child!

……

After Long Jiu finished giving his instructions, a phone call came in.

"Long Jiu, I'm Dao Zai..." (God of Gamblers)

"Do you know where I am now? I am following my master and have defeated the American gambling king in Las Vegas... I have won 2 million US dollars... I will be back soon..."

Because of the butterfly effect, Long Jiu in this time and space was two days earlier and met Chen Daozi because of his brother Long Wu.

Chen Daozi is also a scumbag. After seeing Long Jiu's noble beauty, he began to dislike his country girl girlfriend Azhen (Wang Zuxian), broke up with her directly, and pursued Long Jiu. However, Long Jiu is more difficult to pursue, and he has not caught up with her yet, but he is indispensable to lick her every day.

Long Jiu felt something flowing down his legs. He looked at the phone, was silent for a moment, and then said, "I've said before, the two of us are not suitable."

Chen Daozi was anxious: "How can it be inappropriate? I am the apprentice of the God of Gamblers, and you are the sister of Brother Long Wu. What a perfect match."

Long Jiu: "No need to say more."

Then just hang up the phone.

……

Las Vegas Casino,

The gambling god Gao Jin looked at his apprentice Chen Daozi like this and said with a smile: "Why? Is it so difficult to pursue a woman?"

Chen Daozi said to Gao Jin: "Master, I need to go to Hong Kong Island to find Long Jiu."

The God of Gamblers Gao Jin shook his head and laughed.

Chen Daozi is still too young.

If you only know how to lick a woman, you will never win her heart.

However, he did not stop Chen Daozi. He hoped that Chen Daozi could grow up as soon as possible, and feelings were a necessary booster.

Gao Jin: "You go back... You must come back in 10 days..."

Chen Daozi was happy: "Thank you, Master!"

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