Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

"Hello everyone... I am Huo Yuanjia!!"

As soon as these words came out!

The entire news department was shocked!

Everyone shouted excitedly!

"Fuck!"

"Damn, that's awesome!!"

"The great master Huo Yuanjia has come out!"

"Fuck, this is crazy, this is crazy, the gangster world is going crazy!!!"

“Quiet, quiet!!!”

"Don't talk, let's see what Huo Yuanjia has to say!"

After finally calming down the excited emotions of all the staff, the news department became quiet.

Huo Yuanjia's voice spread throughout the news department:

"I saw the news about Hong Kong today and realized that there is such a big misunderstanding about Hong Kong in the United States, which is far away in the ocean."

"I, Huo Yuanjia, would like to apologize to all the citizens of Hong Kong. My original intention of kidnapping and extortion was to punish those who brought disaster to our country, which then caused many gangsters to learn and imitate. I was wrong, and I set a bad example."

"However, no matter how evil we bandits are, we are far inferior to the banditry of those big countries. They call themselves the world's police, but they stir up disputes all over the world and make money from wars."

"I saw the news about the foreigners today and I was furious. I decided to lead my disciples to make a comeback. The foreigners vilified China and objectified us. As men of blood and blood, we are proud and will never allow our country to be humiliated. In the past, the foreigners plundered our land wantonly, and now, the foreigners are openly vilifying us. I, Huo Yuanjia, call on my ambitious colleagues to go to the United States to eat big meals. What was taken from us in the past must be returned a hundredfold..."

The entire news department: “……………………”

Quiet!

You can hear a pin drop!

Everyone opened their mouths wide and their jaws almost dropped to the ground!

Shocked to the point of being stunned!

The news director's hands were shaking with excitement.

"This... is actually a declaration of war!"

"Oh my God!"

"Crazy, really crazy!"

"That's the United States, the world's number one overlord!"

"So brave!"

Every employee was shocked and felt that Huo Yuanjia was so brave and they were worried about him.

But they couldn't help but get excited. They were all angry at the American newspapers for vilifying them. And now Huo Yuanjia stood up and declared war.

"broadcast!"

“This video must be broadcast!”

"Broadcast the noon news!"

the head of the news department shouted excitedly.

……

As for ATV,

The News Department also received Huo Yuanjia's package. After seeing the video in the CD, the entire department was also shocked.

"It's on air at noon!"

"Broadcast all of them!"

The head of the news department shouted excitedly.

All staff members had a hunch that this would be a huge piece of news that would shock the whole of Hong Kong and would definitely be ranked as the No. 1 most explosive news of the year!

……

The news has not been broadcast.

Radio stations come first.

Several major radio stations in Hong Kong Island soon received television news preview orders from TVB and ATV.

then,

Tens of thousands of taxis and numerous radios throughout Hong Kong began broadcasting the news.

"Big news, big news!"

The radio host shouted in an extremely excited tone:

"Because of the news this morning, the famous century's greatest gangster, Huo Yuanjia, announced his comeback! He called on all the gangsters in Hong Kong to point their swords at the United States!"

"For details, please tune in to ATV and TVB news, which will broadcast Huo Yuanjia's comeback announcement in detail!"

As soon as the radio station came out,

Passengers and citizens were shocked.

Then excitedly started calling other people.

This is such explosive news!

They can't wait to call their friends and family.

"What? Go to work? What kind of work? Something big happened!"

"Fuck, big news!"

"I just heard the news that Huo Yuanjia, the founder of gangsters, is coming back and going to the United States!"

“Be sure to watch ATV News at 12 noon!”

quickly,

The news was like a Category 15 hurricane, sweeping across the entire Hong Kong Island.

More and more citizens learned the news.

work?

What a shitty class!

I'm going to skip work!

Then, a shocking scene similar to history happened again. At just 11:30, many office employees began to leave work early.

The bosses saw this scene...

So angry!

"You idiot! Why don't you wait for me!!"

Then run to the tea restaurant with a TV!

If you go too late, there might be no seats left!

At this moment, the whole island of Hong Kong is boiling!

……

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(ps: I copied the comments, hahaha~~~~ Thanks to my book friend "An Zhai"!)

Chapter 338: The bandits gather and head to the United States!

Hong Kong Island at noon today looks completely different.

There was no one on the street.

Canteens of various companies, tea restaurants downstairs, police stations, every household, schools, shopping malls...

And all those wealthy people in Hong Kong...

Millions of citizens across Hong Kong turned on their televisions.

Everyone is waiting for the TVB and ATV news to start at 12 o'clock.

12: 00,

The midday news finally started.

ATV News host: "Hello, fellow citizens of Hong Kong Island..."

"Today I received a very important video from the century's gangster Huo Yuanjia. He has set many kidnapping and extortion records in Hong Kong Island, many of which have not been broken to this day..."

"No more nonsense, let's start recording now!"

"My name is Huo Yuanjia, I believe everyone knows me."

"I saw the report from the United States today..."

"I, Huo Yuanjia, would like to apologize to all citizens of Hong Kong first..."

"At the same time, I was also very angry and decided to lead my apprentice to make a comeback..."

"Back then, the foreigners plundered our land wantonly, and now they are openly vilifying us..."

"As a man of blood..."

"I, Huo Yuanjia, call on my colleagues with aspirations to go to the United States to have a good meal..."

this moment,

All over Hong Kong, in major tea restaurants, schools, company canteens, shopping malls...

Millions of citizens were outraged!

It's boiling!

Exclaimed!

"Holy shit, shit!"

"Did I hear correctly? Huo Yuanjia is going to return to the martial arts world and go to the United States?"

"Crazy! Crazy to kill!"

"Now all the gangsters in Hong Kong are going to the United States!"

All the citizens of Hong Kong Island thought of the same picture: one gang of gangsters after another, as if they were called by their ancestors, rushed to the United States.

Then in the United States, bang bang bang~~~ they bloomed everywhere!

This picture is so touching!

You, the United States, not only plundered us, but also vilified us. Now we retaliate against us, is that okay?

At the Grand Commander's Mansion, Robinson was stunned as he watched Huo Yuanjia's declaration. He didn't even notice the coffee cup falling from his hand. He couldn't help but wonder, is this the purpose of Ma Zhichao's promotion of the news? To lure the gangsters over? If the gangsters leave, Hong Kong Island will be safe. Is this Ma Zhichao's purpose?

After watching the TV, the wealthy people in Hong Kong could not help but feel ecstatic. Great! The gangsters went to the United States, so Hong Kong Island would be safe, and they would no longer have to worry about being kidnapped and extorted every day.

All the major police stations in Hong Kong, tens of thousands of police officers, breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Sir Ma: Awesome! It turns out there is such a method, if you can't catch the gangster, you can lead the gangster to the United States, it should work. Sir Ma is awesome!

As for the United States?

Didn’t the damn United States describe us as the Manchus with pigtails and evil people?

Not only do they not sympathize with the United States, but they hope that the gangsters will make the United States as chaotic as possible!

……

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at this time,

Rick's team is still in Hong Kong Island and has not left yet.

Today, Rick's team received a salesperson from the Giant God Group.

Salesman No. 10: "I wonder if you guys, Mr. Rick, are still available to do business with us again?"