Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

As soon as Germany spoke out, other countries also spoke out.

"The gold of our country must be returned!"

"Our Chinese gold must be returned!"

"We, the Bear Country..."

"Switzerland……"

President Cotton's scalp was numb and he quickly saved his life: "Everyone, don't worry... I think only a small part of the treasury was stolen..."

As a result, the representative of the Bear Country was extremely angry: "No, the gold of the Bear Country should be stored in the Central Bank of the Bear Country!"

German representative: "That's right! It's better for us to keep it ourselves!"

One after another, other countries have strongly demanded that it must be returned!

Many countries wanted to bring gold back decades ago, but the United States made excuses to delay it. Now that they finally had an excuse, how could they not seize the opportunity?

"return!"

"return!"

"Return!...Return!...Return!"

President Cotton felt that only the word 'return' was left in the world. At this moment, he felt dizzy and buzzing~~~~

Finished!

The dollar system is over!

A moment of despair!

He originally thought that the Secretary of the Treasury was just a little greedy, and outsiders wouldn't be able to tell it after a little handling, so he was not too worried about the Fed's opening of a position this time. However, he never expected that there would be a rat among the rats!

"Everyone who rides on a horse will die!"

"In the end, I was made to take the blame!"

"I will probably become a criminal in the United States from now on!"

At this moment, President Cotton wanted to show off.

……

On the other side, at the same time,

Somali pirates Puntland Guards.

A group of pirates were driving a ship and parked on the sea. They were originally planning to rob the cruise ship Argonauts.

As a result, half way through the ship, two days had passed, and they later realized that the cruise ship Argo had been kidnapped by the Titan Group.

A group of islands looked at each other.

"How to do?"

"Do you want to rob?"

As soon as the two younger brothers finished speaking, the boss slapped them twice on the back of their heads.

The boss cursed: "What the hell! How dare you offend the Titan Group? The one who stepped on the horse is the giant who provoked a national war. How can we afford to offend him?"

Other boys: "What should we do?"

Boss: "Let's go home, no more robbery!"

……

At the same time, the cruise ship Argonauts,

The more than 4000 tourists and staff on the cruise ship were all not in good spirits. Except for the restricted areas, they were not restricted by anything. They were still free to eat and drink as they should.

However, this feeling of facing death at any time makes them very anxious.

At this moment, the radio rang.

"Lady and gentleman!"

“I’m happy to tell everyone the good news: you are free!!”

All the passengers on the ship: “????”

Bewildered for a moment.

Wait, are we free?

Broadcast: "Just now, the United States has completed its commitment to the Titan Group, so you are free!"

"The Titan Group is very sorry for your bad trip."

"Gishen Group is a very warm-hearted company. Our purpose is not to bring disaster to people. This kidnapping is also a last resort for you!"

All passengers and staff on the ship: "…………"

Hey!

Do you want to clarify what you are talking about?

Kidnapped us!

Threatening our lives, threatening to blow up the ship at every turn, and saying that you are a very warm company?

Everyone is speechless!

Broadcast: "To express our apology... Titan Group will pay $1 to everyone on board within one hour, for a total of $10 million in mental damages."

All passengers and staff on the ship: "!!!"

What the hell!

$10 million!

Everyone couldn't help but be pleasantly surprised!

I... You are right about Jushen Group, you are indeed a very warm company!

praise!

Broadcast: "Ladies and gentlemen! Let's have fun! All the drinks and food will be paid for by our Giant God Group!"

Boom~~~~

"The Titan Group is mighty!"

"grateful!"

"Ulla~~~"

Soon, the cruise ship Argo was in a state of carnival.

(Simon, the owner of the cruise ship Argonaut, fainted in the toilet from crying!)

……

one day later,

The cruise ship Argonauts returned to the United States.

As one of the protagonists of this major event, its return attracted reporters from major media outlets across the United States, and it was broadcast live throughout the United States.

"Hello everyone across the country..."

"This is Fox TV frontline reporter Daisy. I am currently at the Aosta port to welcome the return of the cruise ship Argo..."

The camera focuses on the cruise ship Argo, slowly docking.

Soon, tourists disembarked one after another and were enthusiastically surrounded by a group of reporters.

"Sir, can you tell us how you were kidnapped this time?"

"Excuse me, ma'am, what are the casualties on the ship?"

"Kidnapping?"

"casualties?"

"No, no, no~~ How could the great Titan Group kidnap us?"

"You have misunderstood!"

"Gishen Group is a warm company!"

"I won't allow you to slander it!"

American media reporter: "????"

Audiences across the United States: "????"

What the hell?

Is there something wrong with these people's minds?

After a long time, a reporter finally found out the truth: "What? Each person was given $10?"

Audiences across the United States, at this moment: “………………”

Ten thousand grass-mud horses are running wildly in my heart.

The Frank family in the slums of Chicago's South Side ("Shameless"), at this moment, all turned sour.

"$10, oh my God!"

"If our whole family goes, it will be 70 US dollars..."

“I’m crying with envy!”

Everyone shed tears of envy.

(Countries are stunned: "..." This money was paid by us, but in the end, the reputation was taken by the Titan Group!)

……

With the return of the cruise ship Argo, the reputation of the Titan Group among ordinary people has actually increased instead of falling.

A warm company has become synonymous with Jushen Group.

President Cotton said: It is a terrorist organization, what a damn joke from hell!

……

In a blink of an eye, half a month had passed.

The turmoil in the Federal Reserve Treasury continues.

Under the coercion of various countries, the United States could only be forced to return the gold. The U.S. fleet and the fleets of various countries escorted the gold back to their respective countries one after another.

The whole process lasted for a month.

During this month, the U.S. dollar system began to gradually collapse.

Because of a series of turmoil in the United States, the U.S. dollar began to depreciate rapidly. In less than a month, the U.S. dollar had depreciated by half.

The depreciation rate is crazy!

President Cotton has naturally become the most scolded scapegoat in the country, and has been called 'the stupidest president in the history of the United States' by many media.

The streets of Victoria's capital,

Tourists Rachel, Monica, Phoebe and others from the United States ("Friends") have a particularly profound experience.

By this time, many people in Victoria had begun to refuse U.S. dollars.

The Friends team went to banks, hotels, and stores, and everyone looked at the dollars in her hand as if they were carriers of germs.

"Sorry, we don't exchange dollars here!"

"Sorry, we don't accept U.S. dollars here."

Even when they took a taxi, there was a sign on the taxi saying "USDs are no longer accepted."

What’s even more outrageous is that even beggars have “no dollars” written on their hats!

Friends team: "…………"

what the fuck! !

“President Cotton, shit!!”