Hong Kong Variety Show: Infernal Affairs undercover? I am no longer a human being!

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“Ah~~~”

On the stairs, Ma Zhichao sneezed while holding a handful of fresh food.

"Which beautiful lady is talking about my handsome self..."

Ma Zhichao rubbed his nose and knocked on the door of Fang Siwei's house.

"Who?"

Fang Siwei opened the door.

Then he saw Ma Zhichao, he became so angry that he glared and quickly closed the door.

"and many more……"

Ma Zhichao stepped in and held the door.

"Really? So heartless? They say a husband and wife will be grateful to each other for a hundred days after they meet. How many days have we been together? Why don't you invite me in and have a seat!"

Fang Siwei was furious and kicked Ma Zhichao.

"Asshole! How dare you come to see me?!"

"Don't you want to not hook up with that vixen? Go find her!"

Fang Siwei was jealous.

Ma Zhichao cried out in injustice: "I didn't do it, it's unfair!"

Fang Siwei was annoyed: "Unfair? What's the story behind the interview with the vixen on TVB news at 18:00 today?"

The news at 18:00 today caused ATV's ratings to drop.

Fang Siwei got angry after seeing Le Huizhen's interview with Ma Zhichao. Ma Zhichao clearly promised that he would no longer have any contact with that vixen, but he accepted the interview again?

Women are so stingy!

"I really didn't do that." Ma Zhichao protested.

Fang Siwei gnashed his teeth and said, "How could the interview be fake? And it's the Cointreau Hotel? Room 708, do you think I can't recognize it?"

I wish I could eat Ma Zhichao alive!

Ma Zhichao embarrassed.

Fuck, forget about this!

Damn, it turns out that 708 rooms alone are not enough, we need to book a few more rooms.

Fang Siwei's eyes turned red with anger: "Why don't you just die! Bastard!"

"Go! Go find that vixen!"

Then he punched Ma Zhichao's muscular chest like a gangster.

"Hey……"

Ma Zhichao sighed, looking depressed:

"Actually, I did all this for you!"

"For me?" Fang Siwei was stunned.

Ma Zhichao looked sincere and melancholy: "That's right... How much can I earn as a policeman in a month? So I thought about opening a company with my friends to make more money and support you and my family in the future..."

Your home and mine?

Fang Siwei blushed suddenly and her heart beat like a deer.

Got a critical hit!

Ma Zhichao continued to deceive: "The company has just started, so of course we need all kinds of publicity? So when that woman surnamed Le came over, I took advantage of the situation and tried to curry favor with her first. After I got to know her, I went to her every day to promote my company..."

Fang Siwei: “Really?”

Ma Zhichao nodded seriously: "Of course it's true. Just think about it. When my company makes money, I will be like you, living in a high-end villa, eating delicious meals. And think about the credit of that surname Le. He can only be jealous. When you think about it, don't you feel excited? Thrilled? Stimulated?"

Hmm, when I think about it this way, it does feel a bit exciting!

Fang Siwei's anger immediately dissipated.

"Wait...that's not right!"

Fang Siwei quickly realized that the logic didn't make sense!

What publicity company? There is no publicity company in today’s news.

Damn, I almost got cheated by Ma Zhichao.

At this moment, Ma Zhichao had quietly climbed up to her weakness.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

"you!"

"Wait...you scumbag...ah...die!"

2 minutes later……

Fang Siwei's struggle was in vain and he completely gave up.

Since you can't resist, just try your best to enjoy it.

The cat on the balcony looked at the two humans, cried out, and ran away.

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the next day,

Sun rise,

Ma Zhichao just woke up.

Fang Siwei was already making breakfast in the kitchen, saying cruel words, but she was still willing to make a loving breakfast for Ma Zhichao.

At this time, the TV was broadcasting the news.

"Good morning, dear citizens!"

"This is TVB."

"Last night, my TV station received a video recording containing a breaking news..."

Ma Zhichao is happy.

Needless to say, this video must have been done by Dadong.

“The following is the specific content of this video:”

The screen switched to show Dadong wearing a hood:

"...I am Johnny Wang's top general, nicknamed Huo Yuanjia, and I am the robber who robbed the HSBC Bank this time..."

"HSBC, these bastards, have been sucking the blood of us Chinese..."

Although he is wearing a mask, Dadong still makes people feel a sense of positive energy through his voice!

This is outrageous!

At this time, citizens across Hong Kong eat breakfast at home or in breakfast rooms and watch TV news as usual.

There have been so many explosive news recently that they have developed the habit of watching the news on time.

Sure enough, the news this morning did not disappoint them.

Another explosive news!

“Wow, this robber is indeed Johnny Wang’s men!”

"Pfft~~ So cute!"

"This is the first time I've seen a bank robber go on TV to clear himself up."

"Nickname Huo Yuanjia? It's so funny, hahaha~~"

"It was all thanks to Wu Shaoxiong that he started this well..."

"No, it was Ma Sir who first clarified himself through a video, and then Wu Shaoxiong followed suit."

"Ma Sir or the Grandmaster? I'm sweating!"

"I think there's nothing wrong with his nickname 'Huo Yuanjia'. HSBC wasn't a good bank to begin with. What is this? Revenge for the country! What is this if not being a hero?"

At this time, Dadong said the last point: "We only robbed 3000 million this time, not 8000 million... Obviously, some people in the bank secretly stole 5000 million? I have to say, I, Huo Yuanjia, am inferior to him!"

this moment,

The breakfast room was quiet: "…………"

The office was quiet: "…………"

All the major police stations fell silent: "…………"

Thousands of households fell silent: "…………"

My jaw dropped to the floor.

Stunned!

Then the frying pan!

The entire Hong Kong, including subways, buses, shopping malls, and residential buildings, was in an uproar.

"Oh my god, is it so dark?"

"The robbers only stole 3000 million, but the bank itself stole 5000 million?"

“It feels like the robbers are working for the bank!”

“Outrageous!!”

"There's such a thing? Damn, I'm like a knife stabbing me in the ass. I'm really enlightened!"

"I didn't expect the bank guys to be so evil. In comparison, these robbers really are heroes of justice!"

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“Bang~~~~~”

At HSBC's headquarters, the board of directors held an emergency high-level meeting.

A small shareholder on the board of directors slammed the table, extremely angry: "Are there any more rules and regulations? Ah? 5000 million! 5000 million! You actually want to swallow it like this! Aren't you afraid of choking to death?"

Small shareholders are angry.

He was not angry because some people were too dark, but he was angry that no one was given the time to share.

The eldest classmate also looked angry.

He was not angry that someone embezzled 5000 million, because he himself embezzled 1500 million. He was angry that the robbers actually exposed this matter. Is there any justice? You are just a bunch of robbers, why don't you just take the blame? Why resist? What made him even more angry was that the robbers insisted that the bank embezzled 4000 million, which was clearly 5000 million. This is a frame-up!

In short, there are 20 people in this meeting with 2000 minds.

After the meeting, the HSBC boss called the governor directly to express his strong dissatisfaction with the robbers' slander.

The Grand Admiral became even angrier and called his elder brother Charles and scolded him.

Charles was so angry that he pulled William over and scolded him.

William: “I…”

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Ma Zhichao finished Fang Siwei’s loving breakfast and went downstairs.

"Mr. Ma, would you like to buy a newspaper?"

The newsstand owner spotted the handsome and charming Ma Zhichao at first sight and greeted him.

Ma Zhichao maintained his great and upright image, smiling kindly: "Thank you, but no thanks."