Zongman, the harem life of the healing wizard

Emilia seemed a little restrained, imitating her father clumsily. Looking back, she knew nothing about her "father's" past and thought that Roswaal was really a retainer of Nangong.

"Ding--"

The twin maids stood on both sides of Nangong and rang the bell. They used a small cart to deliver food - Western food covered with metal covers to keep warm - which could be said to be a perfect match for people's imagination of aristocratic life.

Roswaal smiled and said, "Master, please try it. Rem's cooking is the best."

Nangong Xin said: If possible, I hope the object of the master-servant game is not a hermaphrodite.

Beatrice, who is proficient in Yin-attribute magic, saw through the "illusion" that Roswaal was under at a glance.

“I see, a spell similar to the Curse? Even the most powerful human magician himself is… wuwuwu!”

The golden-haired girl was about to say something, but Parker blocked her mouth with a piece of bread.

"Just eat yours, Betty."

"We are big elves, we don't need to eat!"

Beatrice took several gulps of juice to recover. She stretched out her hand towards Roswaal, only to find that she couldn't even remove the curse.

This is totally not a technique from this dimension!

Nangong Xuan did not stop her, but just gave her a teasing look, which made Beatrice feel frustrated.

"It's better not to waste your efforts. Otherwise, even we, the artificial elves, will be taken in as followers by that demon god. Look at what happened to the Mediator." Parker lowered his voice.

Beatrice was stunned and said, "Why would my sister help the tyrant..."

"If I have to say, it's because he's family." Parker smiled, "Even if he does bad things, I can only indulge him."

Nangong said seriously: "Yes, we have a daughter."

"Really, father...Eat more, won't that stop you from eating?"

The gentle and considerate silver-haired daughter forked the steak and placed it on Nangong's plate.

"Lady Emilia doesn't seem to be very good at using a knife and fork." Ram noticed this keenly.

Seeing the girl blushing, Nangong said bluntly: "Can you help us get two pairs of chopsticks?"

In the days of seclusion in the forest, it is of course more convenient to eat with wooden chopsticks made of branches. The silver-haired girl who hedged against the Chinese special attack had long been trained to be the daughter of the Celestial Empire.

Roswaal crossed his hands on the table and said, "It will take a long time to train Lady Emilia into a qualified heir to the throne. Including the history of the kingdom, the etiquette of the nobles... Starting with dining etiquette, you will be responsible for it from now on, Ram."

"Okay, Roz... Deacon."

The well-trained Ram quickly changed her tune and taught the silver-haired girl step by step.

"Lady Emilia, let me teach you. Fork on the left, knife on the right, use the knife and fork from the outside to the inside, and the blade should not point outward, otherwise it is very impolite. When putting down the knife and fork during a meal, they should be placed in an 'eight' shape, on the side of the plate. The blade should point towards you, indicating that you want to continue eating. Putting the knife and fork together on the plate means that the meal is over..."

"Well, this is so complicated!" Emilia was in a panic.

Beatrice muttered, "Humans are such troublesome creatures."

"No, it's the fault of the nobility."

Nangong Xuan used chopsticks as if no one was around. Unexpectedly, Rem took the initiative to help him cut the food.

"Thank you." Nangong praised, "Rem's cooking is really delicious."

The blue-haired Loli said calmly: "Thank you for the compliment, Master Nangong."

Nangong changed the subject: "But it's better to put away your hostility. Otherwise, you will die."

For a moment, everyone was shocked.

Rem's hand holding the knife trembled slightly. The girl, who was suffering from the dark past, relied on her excellent professional qualities as a maid and endured the strong nausea to help the "master" she met for the first time.

It is absolutely impossible to call it this.

"Rem lost her composure. I'm sorry, Master Nangong!"

The red-haired loli quickly held her sister's head and bowed together.

"It doesn't matter."

Nangong thought to himself: It’s all because of the “Witch’s Remaining Fragrance”, the favorability was negative from the start.

"Our master is Lady Emilia's beloved father." Roswaal said with a smile, "You can't be disrespectful to the head of the family."

"That's right, Nangong is my...man." Emilia blushed.

“Excuse me.” Rem lowered her head in shame.

This eliminated the suspicion. Given their relationship, it was impossible for him to be a spy sent by another candidate for the king's election.

Nangong smiled and said, "It's okay, Rem, Ram."

At this moment, the handsome face of the black-haired young man was deeply imprinted in the sisters' minds.

With such a sunny smile, could this man really be related to the Witch Cult?

Beatrice ignored him and slurped the juice. It tasted like citrus, like her mother's. She missed it so much.

It turns out that human food also has its merits.

Parker smiled and said, "People in the world call this citrus juice."

Sitting with her sister like this and eating like a human was a new and novel experience she had never had before. The little girl suddenly understood Nangong's intention, and her eyes became more pleasing to her eyes when she saw his black hair and black pupils.

After dinner, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

Beatrice covered her stomach and muttered, "I drank too much juice, toilet..."

Naturally, the artificial elf did not need to release water, and this was the first time I felt my stomach was bloated.

"Squeak-"

When Nangong Xuan opened the door to the room at the end of the corridor, he saw the golden-haired Lolita struggling to climb onto the magic toilet. Her striped socks were pulled down to her knees, and they were white.

Parker is teaching his "younger" sister how to drain water mana.

"Nangong, you came at the right time. Just like when you held Liya when we were little, help Betty..."

Do sisters usually stick together when they pee?

"You're already hundreds of years old, do you still need adults to help you pee?" Nangong kindly reminded, "Remember to use paper towels, not cat towels. Otherwise, Parker will stink."

Beatrice blushed at a visible speed.

"You pervert! And you, Ona-chan!"

The four hundred-year-old Lolita elf reacted like a little girl, throwing out a bunch of messy things, and finally the little gray cat flew into Nangong's arms. He grabbed the only roll of paper and looked at Parker in surprise.

"Now, I can only shake it dry myself."

There was a wave in the space, and the corridor seemed to have no end. Beatrice, who was shy, hid herself.

"The [Endless Corridor] connects the corridor we are in from beginning to end, turning it into an infinite looping maze." Nangong pondered.

This trick can be used in the [Dungeon] that you carry with you.

"You can't get out unless you find the right door." Parker said with a smile, "Then I'll clean up my sister's butt... No, let's play hide-and-seek."

The next second, Nangong Xuan opened the only correct door and stared at the loli on the toilet.

"Why, you always find me..."

"Betty, I caught you again." Parker couldn't help but smile.

This kind of hide-and-seek is too cruel.

"You don't have a passive ability that can kill with a 100% chance of opening the door, do you?" Nangong said calmly, "I'll give it back to you."

As he said that, the black-haired young man threw Parker in and closed the door. The next second, the door opened a little, and Beatrice showed her red face, pointing at Nangong's toilet paper.

"Give me that back, too!"

"Give."

After such a commotion, the little homegirl who was over 400 years old went back to the [Forbidden Library] and refused to leave the room no matter what.

Whenever she thought of the most embarrassing moment of being caught by a man, she couldn't help but cover her face with the banned book.

"Master Nangong, you can take a bath now."

Led by the twin maids, Nangong Xuan walked into the magnificent bathing area. Unexpectedly, someone was already taking a bath.

"Hey, Master."

Roswaal was naked and smiled as he greeted him. Nangong couldn't help but feel strange when he saw his well-developed "chest muscles".

"Your body..."

"She is my granddaughter from who knows how many generations ago. She always wears men's clothes, and I almost forgot about it."

As he spoke, Roswaal was rubbed by both hands on his chest, which was unbearable to watch. Nangong Xuan recalled that in the plot, he had taken over the body of a female descendant and also fell in love with the [Sword Ghost].

Damn it.

How come Rose, whose name is L, was reincarnated as a woman?

No wonder the androgynous voice is so feminine... No TS!

"What a shame, why doesn't my letter correspond to my cup size?"

Seeing their master's abnormal behavior, Ram and Rem could no longer remain calm.

"Sister, the 'new butler' is using a woman's obscene body to seduce Lord Nangong."

"Rem-Rem, good boy, don't look."

As she said that, the red-haired loli covered her sister's eyes.

“…You are obviously enjoying it!” Nangong said unhappily.

Roswaal leaned against the pool wall, his heart open.

"Ram, Rem, please serve our master well and help him bathe and change clothes."

"Huh?" The red-haired loli was stunned.

Even Lord Roswaal has never served...

"No, I like to take a bath alone or with my family." Nangong said hurriedly, "Thank you for your hard work, you all should go out. Especially you, Ross!"

"Sister, I'm being disliked."

"Rem, we are being disliked."

With a tacit understanding that only belongs to twins, the sisters sing in unison, a standard double act.

“No one will dislike you.”

Nangong Xuan had no choice but to rub their heads one by one. The feel of the blue hair and the red hair, even the texture of their hair, were exactly the same.

The witch's aura was so faint that it was unnoticeable.

Rem was surprised to find that she was no longer repulsive to this man. Seeing her sister's red hair become messy and the scar on her forehead looming, the blue-haired Lolita's face changed instantly.

"do not look……"

Ram covered his forehead in panic.

"The scars that my elder sister got from protecting her younger sister are the pride of the ghost tribe. They are not ugly at all." Nangong smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm a healing magician. Not to mention scars, I can even [restore] my horns for you to see."

what? !

Both sisters were shocked.

“As expected of you. Whether you can get the master’s reward depends on the performance of Ram and Rem.”

God assists.

The blue-haired woman stood up from the water and dried her pectoral muscles as if no one was around. She only wrapped a bath towel around her waist, a lifestyle left by men.

"I'll leave Beatrice in my care as well," Roswaal said solemnly, "After all, she is a precious 'relic' left by our teacher."

"I would do it even without you telling me."

When Nangong Xuan returned to his room after washing up, the door next door opened. The silver-haired girl cast a resentful look at him.

"It's your turn to wash, Aimi. Parker has already washed himself." Nangong said gently, "Rum and Rem are still waiting for you."

"I also want to take a bath with my father..."

"Will have the opportunity next time."