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If Yu Qi dared to tease her like this...she wouldn't mind making the so-called joke become reality~

"..." The corner of his mouth twitched again. Yu Qi glanced at Lei Dianzhen. Before he could say anything, a strand of ice-blue hair appeared in his sight.

Gan Yu slowly stopped in front of Yu Qi and looked up at him with a strange expression. Her soft voice seemed to have a hint of firmness: "Mr. Yu Qi, it's not good to joke with a girl like this!"

After all, even though she was a girl who had never felt in love in the past three thousand years, she had sometimes imagined herself wearing a wedding dress!

Looking at Gan Yu who shook her head and left immediately after finishing her words, Yu Qi was somewhat speechless. Why did he feel as if he had offended all the girls inadvertently? !

"Hehe..." Just as Yu Qi was thinking about it, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink. Then, Wendy's smiling voice rang in his ears: "Brother Yu Qi, you can't make such a joke just now. You've offended all these girls."

"Uh...but, I really don't understand, how did I offend them?!" Scratching his head, Yu Qi looked at Wendy in confusion, then looked at the people who were sitting together not far away and started discussing in a low voice.

"You really don't understand girls' minds! I really don't know why so many women like you like this!"

"..." Faced with this somewhat teasing remark, Yu Qi couldn't help but curl his eyes, looked at Wendy with a little contempt, and asked back: "Do you understand?"

If he remembered correctly, from the information he got from Lei Dianzhen, Wendy was the same as Zhongli, a thousand-year-old bachelor!

How can he have the nerve to say that he doesn't understand girls?

"Well, of course I don't understand!" Facing Yu Qi's contemptuous eyes, Wendy shrugged and frankly admitted that she was still single: "After all, I have never thought about dating, getting married, and having children."

"But at least I know how to do it so that I won't make girls angry!"

With a smug smile, Wendy stopped moving as if to show off, and then glanced at Yu Qi: "How about it, do you want to learn? If you want to learn, it's not impossible for me to teach you, all you need is a bottle of good wine as tuition..."

Glancing at Wendy, whose face had a hint of temptation, Yu Qi chuckled, casually took out the leftover drinks he had made for Lei Dianzhen and the others a few days ago from the inventory, and threw them to Wendy.

"Forget it. I don't want to become as careless as you while learning." After complaining casually, Yu Qi looked at Wendy who carefully opened the wine flask, took a sip of the wine, looked extremely intoxicated, and even began to moan faintly. He couldn't help but wonder.

"By the way, is this wine really that good? A few days ago, when I was drinking with Kitsaigong, it wasn't like you, right?"

"Haha, I said before, what really makes people intoxicated by this wine is not the taste alone, but the energy it contains, which is exactly the same as the energy on your stove."

With a slight smile, Wendy looked up at the Qi furnace not far away: "I don't know what kind of energy this is, but I can feel that this energy is the essence of nature."

"For ordinary people, consuming it may only make them feel somewhat comfortable, but for elemental life, especially for demons like us who suffer from wear and tear, it can replenish our life essence!"

"As for Baal and Kitsai Palace, they haven't been fully resurrected yet. With only their souls, drinking this kind of wine will only make them drunk more easily."

Wendy took another sip of the drink carefully, with a slightly intoxicated blush on her face, and continued, "Woo~Ah!!! Although it must be an extremely terrifying amount to have the effect of replenishing the essence."

"But if we just taste a little bit, we will feel extra satisfied from the inside out, from our mind to our body. If it weren't for the wrong time, I would really like to ask you to get more of this kind of wine so that I can get drunk!"

"Haha, you're thinking about Tao!" Yu Qi sneered, rolled his eyes at Wendy, and complained: "My furnace is used to refine pills and tools, not to make wine for you."

"I only brewed a little last time, and the smell of alcohol has not dissipated yet. If I brew more and make you drunk, I'm afraid all my future pills will have to become 'Drunken Immortal Pills'!"

"Hey, don't say that, I'm just saying." With a snicker, Wendy moved closer and said, "Besides, if you brew wine for me, I can introduce you to many girls in Mondstadt."

"Do you know Jean? She's the vice-leader of the Knights of Favonius, a beautiful girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. She also has a super cute sister, Barbara, who is petite and gentle. She is not only a pastor of the Church of Favonius, but also an idol singer in Mondstadt. How about it? Are you attracted to her?!"

"If you're not tempted, there's also the witch in the library, the arrogant captain of the guerrilla squad, and the enthusiastic and lively scout knight. If you want, I can introduce them to you!"

Wendy seemed not to notice Yu Qi's gradually darkening face as she spoke. She glanced at the alchemy array set up by Yu Qi and suddenly realized, "Oh, by the way, you are an alchemist, right? I can also introduce you to a beautiful alchemist girl!"

"Come to think of it, I've seen her work in your field before. Hmm, could it be that you two have been in contact for a long time? Oh, this is really, uh~ cough cough cough..."

"Drink your wine!" He raised his hand suddenly and stuffed the bottle into the mouth of this unscrupulous Fengshen who was talking nonsense and pimping. Yu Qi glared at him and said, "You don't need to worry about me. I'm not that kind of philanthropist!"

"Gulp, gulp, cough, cough..." Wendy tried hard to swallow all the wine in her mouth without wasting a drop. She carefully took the bottle out of her mouth and nodded with a blush on her face: "Yeah, I understand, I understand~"

"You know nothing~" Yu Qi couldn't help but complain with a twitch of his lips: "I really don't know, if the Mond people saw that the wind god they believe in looked like this, I'm afraid their faith would collapse immediately!"

"Hey, what does that have to do with me!" Wendy smiled nonchalantly and spread his hands casually: "Barbatos, the great wind god believed by the Mond people, and I am just a bard named Wendy who sings every day to earn some wine money."

"Tsk~" After understanding what Wendy meant, Yu Qi looked at him in surprise: "You're quite clean~"

With a subtle glance at the people who were discussing not far away, Yu Qi secretly curled his lips.

Unrelated? No one would believe it!

"Mr. Wendy, please come here!"

"Oh, here you come!" The two were chatting when Lei Dianzhen's voice suddenly came from not far away. Wendy shook her body, put down the empty bottle of wine in her hand, and staggered over there.

"What's wrong? Have you discussed how to modify the ceremony?" When talking about business, although the blush on Wendy's face had not faded, her eyes suddenly became clear.

Reaching out to take the honey water handed to him by Zhuzi, he looked at Lei Dianzhen and the others with some curiosity, looking forward to what kind of solution this team that brought together the top wise men and formation masters from Liyue, Inazuma, and Xumi could come up with.

"Almost." Nodding, Lei Dianzhen flipped through the information in his hand, frowning slightly.

"Speaking of which, Senior Wendy, is this really the 'ceremony' you mentioned? Why does it feel a bit crude?" Nashida frowned as she took the detailed information about the Fine Wine Festival and couldn't help asking, "Is it just these small activities?"

"Simple? Really simple?" Blinking in confusion, Wendy couldn't help but ask, "But this is how the Wine Festival was held in previous years! Isn't this how the festivals are held over there?"

"No, how can there be a festival without opera and dance?"

"Indeed!" Nodding, Raiden Shin also agreed: "In various festivals of Inazuma, there are also performances similar to opera, singing and dancing."

"Liyue's words..."

Looking at Master Liuyun Jiefeng, she coughed slightly and said, "In Liyue, festivals are mainly held at temple fairs. Of course, there will also be performances such as operas and storytelling. In addition, many important festivals will also have sacrificial ceremonies for the emperor and the immortals presided over by the Seven Stars!"

Chapter 151: Stitched God

After the people from the three countries finished speaking, they all turned their heads and looked at Wendy.

"And Mondstadt's Fine Wine Festival..." True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang hesitated for a moment, but in the end, out of consideration for Wendy's face, he did not say anything too extreme: "Perhaps in the passage of time, some heritage was lost, so everything had to be kept simple."

After all, it was really hard for them to imagine that an important festival of a country would not have solemn sacrifices or various special performances. From beginning to end, there were only a few small games, and then drinking, drinking, and drinking...

It's too...

"Ah, haha, maybe!" Wendy laughed awkwardly, but couldn't help muttering, "But I remember there was a performance by a bard at the beginning of the festival, right? Doesn't this count?"

"What's a bard..." He was about to sneer subconsciously, but when the words were on the tip of his tongue, Master Liuyun Jiefeng remembered that the Lord Wind God in front of him was also a bard, so he stopped talking in dismay.

After hearing what Master Liuyunjiefeng meant, Wendy did not refute it. In fact, no one knew more about the performances of those bards than him.

Those who can finish singing the whole song are considered qualified. Many people can't wait to start drinking halfway through the song, and end up being so drunk that the song they sing goes awry.

If this happened in countries like Liyue or Inazuma, it would probably be considered a serious crime of blasphemy and punished, but in free Mondstadt...

I can only say that it is a regional characteristic!

Seeing this, True Lord Xueyue Zhuyang hurriedly tried to smooth things over, explaining in a harmonious voice: "Mr. Wendy, we are not disparaging bards, but looking back at the past wine festivals, the bards' singing was mostly just to praise wine, harvest, or freedom."

"That's not to say it's bad. After all, the customs in Mondstadt are different from those in our countries. It's very appropriate to do this in normal times."

"But if you want to use this Fine Wine Festival to suppress the surging of the earth veins, such a casual singing will not work."

"At the very least, the songs must involve His Majesty Barbatos, the God of Wind, and Mondstadt. Based on the history of Mondstadt that I have read, we may be able to add some poems about His Majesty the God of Wind dispersing the wind and snow, splitting the mountains, and blessing the land of Mondstadt."

"Well, it would be best if you, the best bard in the world, could sing it yourself."

"Hmm? Is this okay?" Scratching her head, Wendy thought it was not a problem to write such a poem, but...

"I feel like if a bard like me were to sing this kind of poem, especially at a grand festival like the Wine Festival, the nuns in the church would refute me severely when I bring it up!"

As the God of Wind, Wendy naturally understood how stubborn the seemingly amiable nuns in the church would be when it came to the matter of the 'God of Wind'. She also knew how she, as a drunkard and bard, was perceived by them.

Therefore, even if this matter is supported by Bishop Simon Page of the Church of Favonius and Captain Falga of the Knights of Favonius, it is inevitable to go through some arguments if they want to make it happen.

Unless, he, the wind god, showed up on his own initiative, gave down an oracle, and specifically requested that the bard Wendy should compose poems praising the wind god at the wine festival.

But if you really do this...

Thinking that no matter where she went, she would be noticed by countless people, and might even be invited by the West Wind Church to take up a position, Wendy couldn't help but shudder. That would be too scary!

He would rather listen to the quarrel for a few more days than go through something like this!

"That's easy." As if he understood Wendy's worries, Lei Dian couldn't help but smile. His mind couldn't help but recall the scene at the gathering of the Seven Gods when Barbatos, the God of Wind, was scolded by his subordinate, the leader of the Knights of Favonius!

"I remember there is a nun choir in your church in Mond, right? Once you have composed the hymns, you can give them the songs to sing. When the time comes, you can just be in charge of the accompaniment."

"Yes!" Wendy's eyes suddenly lit up, and she looked at Raiden Shin with gratitude, and thanked him sincerely: "You are really smart, Miss Mei, why can't I think of such a way!"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense here." Rolling his eyes at Wendy, Lei Dianzhen couldn't help but complain: "If you can drink less and do more work, I'll thank you!"

"Okay, I'll leave the poetry writing to you. We still need to discuss other matters..."

Seeing Lei Dian really making a move to chase someone away, Wendy smiled awkwardly and raised her hand to dispel the strong smell of alcohol on her body.

"Haha~" Looking at Wendy who ran to the corner with small steps, took out a feather pen and started writing and drawing, and then looking at Lei Dianzhen and others who started a heated discussion over there, Yu Qi couldn't help but smile.

Sitting casually in front of the stove, Yu Qi held his chin, looked at the flames dancing in the stove, and began to ponder.

At that moment just now, he tried to measure the value of Wendy herself, just like he had tried to measure Zhongli's value before, and the result did not exceed his expectations.

no result!

Yes, just like Zhongli that time, he also didn't get any results.

Even though Yu Qi's power and status have changed tremendously compared to that time, the act of trying to measure the "value represented by a god" is still far beyond Yu Qi's current endurance limit.

Although it was not like that time, where he might have to pay the price of being overdrawn to the point of drying up, but considering that even if he exhausted his own elemental power and mental power he might not get much result, Yu Qi decisively stopped weighing.

But this does not mean that Yu Qi did not get any information.

'Just like Zhongli at that time, the sky looked like a whole at first glance, but if you look closely, you will find that it is also made up of three different essences. Only one of them belongs to it, and the others are just some kind of blessing brought by external objects.'

The only difference is that now Yu Qi can vaguely see what the three essences of Wendy are.

"The eternal sky that represents the unknown authority, the thousand winds that represent the power of the wind element, and..."

Recalling those blurry and hazy scenes that were completely unclear, Yu Qi let out a light breath and suppressed the horror in his heart.

'The power that represents 'turnaround and hope'? However, the images I saw definitely contained more than just 'hope' for the future, but a fragment of the power of 'time' that was composed of the determined past and the uncertain future?'

"Wendy, Barbatos is actually a life that was formed from a fragment of a greater existence?"

"This is really not funny~" Yu Qi grinned and couldn't help wanting to laugh, but he found that his face was particularly stiff.

He originally thought that there were only seven gods and the legendary Heavenly Justice in this world, but now it seems that beneath the seemingly calm surface of the continent of Teyvat, there are many unknown unknowns buried!

After sorting out his feelings, Yu Qi regained his composure, and then he couldn't help but think of Zhongli. Since Wendy might be a fragment of a certain existence, what about Zhongli?

Thinking of this, Yu Qi began to try hard to recall the situation of Zhongli that he had seen through the Eye of Truth. After comparing it with the situation on Wendy, Yu Qi narrowed his eyes.

"One of the heavy and vast feelings should be the power of the rock element, just like the power of the wind element in Wendy. So, is it their own power, or the power brought by being a 'god'?"

"There is another equally powerful force, similar to the power of rock element, but with an extra sense of expensiveness and discomfort. Is it... Mora?"

The moment this thought came to his mind, Yu Qi himself almost laughed. Although Morax did have the nickname "God of Wealth", that was because he created Mora, not because his power was Mora.

After thinking about it carefully and comparing it with the Mora he usually interacted with, Yu Qi finally discovered the hidden essence: "It's a bit like a mixture of rock elemental power and gold?! Can this kind of power also be used as one of the powers?"

After thinking about it carefully, Yu Qi discovered a blind spot that he had never noticed before - among the various metals in Teyvat, it seems that there is indeed no "gold"? !

To be precise, only Liyue produces the precious metal "gold", and Mora is made of gold, or at least contains gold.

Now that I think about it, this is probably one of the material reasons why Liyue has the sole right to mint coins.

In addition, if you want to get gold, only some alchemy masters with extraordinary skills can synthesize some through artificial means.

After all, even in Yu Qi's previous life, the natural generation of gold could only be achieved through a star whose volume and mass far exceeded that of the sun, exploding into a supernova.

"Tsk, I remember Morax was also called the 'Demon of Precious Gold', could that be the reason?"

Slightly shocked, and temporarily considering this as one of his guesses, Yu Qi continued to recall the power in Zhongli.

The last one is the power that once made Yu Qi feel like he was facing the world directly. Compared with the other two powers, it is not very strong, but its essence is closely related to the world of Teyvat.

"Just like the sky I saw on Wendy~"

After sorting out the situation of Zhongli and Wendy, Yu Qi couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and a playful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"The power of wind and rock, the wind of change and hope, the power of rock and precious gold, the earth and the sky... Haha, it's really interesting!"

Although he is a god, he possesses two powers that clearly do not belong to him, as if he were a patchwork monster deliberately put together by some being.

"Are all the seven gods like this? I remember that Shin also said that in addition to the power of thunder, he also controls the power of 'Moment', and Nashida, in addition to the power of grass and the 'Dream' she comprehended, also controls the authority of the 'World Tree'."

"Tsk, it looks like the water in Teyvat is quite deep!"

Shaking his head and organizing the information he got from Wendy this time, Yu Qi raised his hand and rubbed his temple.

Perhaps thanks to the act of once again 'analyzing' the essence of a god, he gained a lot of knowledge about alchemy from the Gate of Truth. After further study, alchemy should make great progress.