Why do you always want to be my Taoist partner? Author: He Xue
Hello, I am Jiang Li, the 37th ranked sword cultivator of Hidden Sword Peak. Because I am in financial difficulty recently, I wrote this play script. You only need to buy one copy. I will teach you how to capture those beautiful sisters and junior sisters within a year, how to make the Iceberg Sword Immortal love and hate me, and how to make the leader of Xuantian Daoji Sect treat me as his sweetheart.
I am Jiang Li, a ruthless swordsman.
Chapter 1: Chapter A cat who doesn't work hard will become a woman's plaything
Jiang Li bid farewell to the third senior sister of this month.
Although both of them knew very well that after this separation, they would probably be strangers when they met again, the senior sister was still willing to hug him before leaving, and leaned close to his ear and whispered in his ear, "Senior sister doesn't blame you. After I leave, don't flirt with other junior sisters. If you don't practice sword well, Hidden Sword Peak might expel you."
Senior sister had a graceful and curvy body, and it was very warm to hug her. Jiang Li hummed softly and loosened his hand. Then senior sister left his hut. Jiang Li waved at her back, sighed softly, and then turned back to the house.
Last night, Senior Sister rested in his cabin, but nothing happened between the two of them that would cause outsiders to imagine anything. They just lay on the soft big bed, looking at the stars outside the window, chatting for half the night, and then Senior Sister hugged him and fell asleep peacefully. Until this morning, Jiang Li woke up early and cooked a bowl of noodles for her, and then gently reminded her, "Senior Sister, the time we agreed on has come."
The agreed time meant that this ambiguous relationship should end. Fortunately, because the senior sister was gentle and generous, there was no entanglement and no complaints. Perhaps she was indeed a little reluctant, otherwise she would not have hugged him again before leaving.
Jiang Li returned to his desk, opened his booklet, and found the page about that senior sister. That page recorded her interests and hobbies, practice habits, favorite colors, favorite food, practice goals, wishes she wanted to fulfill, and the type of Taoist partner she expected. It was a complete record. It was a pity that he tore it off, crumpled it into a trash can and threw it into the trash can.
Sure enough, if he wanted to take advantage of the situation in the future, he would have to find more senior sisters. If it were those junior sisters, they would probably cry and tug at his sleeves, unwilling to leave. He still had to maintain his gentle and friendly personality, and he couldn't tell the junior sisters to get out with a cold face. He could only coax them slowly until they were willing to leave. It was so troublesome that it was suffocating.
"Capacity has been replicated through embracing: painting."
"Since the host's painting skill has reached the maximum level, the stealing ability will be converted into experience points and sent to the host's backpack in the form of experience scrolls. Please check it carefully."
Jiang Li sighed softly and shook his head helplessly.
He originally thought that he could steal this time, no, copy, copying cannot be called stealing.
He originally thought that he could copy the opponent's exquisite snow-walking skills, but unfortunately the low-level system can only copy skills by extraction, so his eight days of hard work were once again in vain.
Jiang Li stood up, glanced at the morning light outside the window, stretched, and then picked up his booklet again.
This booklet is his treasure. It took him nearly a year to search for all the information about the 142 beautiful sisters in Xuantian Dao Ji Sect. Now, 99 of them have been torn off the booklet, leaving 43.
Because there were so many women, he made a special booklet in case he forgot.
The road is long and the road is approaching.
Jiang Li began to randomly flip through the pages of the booklet, looking for his next target.
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Jiang Li, one of the five inner sect peaks of Xuantian Dao Ji Zong, a disciple of Yinjian Peak, ranked 37th in the Yinjian Peak competition three months ago.
Counting on his fingers, today was the twentieth year since he traveled to this world. In his previous life, because he owed too many debts of love, he was stabbed three times and died despite rescue efforts. But Jiang Li thought about it carefully and felt that this was a worthy death.
After all, scumbags deserve to die.
Unfortunately, his life did not end there. Instead, he came to this world called Canglan Realm.
When Jiang Li was six years old, there was a famine at the foot of the mountain. He happened to meet an elder from the Xuantian Dao Ji Zong who was down the mountain looking for promising talents to cultivate immortality. So he was taken to the mountain with several other children. Because he possessed an innate sword body, he was able to enter the inner sect at the age of ten and became a disciple of the Hidden Sword Peak.
Because of the peculiarities of his innate sword body, he already had the potential to become the successor of Hidden Sword Peak. Unfortunately, his performance in recent years made all the elders who had placed high hopes on him grit their teeth and feel heartbroken.
It’s not that there’s something wrong with his practice.
To outsiders, four years ago, he confessed his love to one of the two fairies of Xuantian Dao Ji Zong, but was coldly rejected. Since then, he has been depressed and no longer focused on cultivation. Instead, he began to flirt with girls in Xuantian Dao Ji Zong. He hooked up with countless girls and became a love-broken, fallen playboy.
But even so, every girl he hooked up with basically had no complaints about him. Although the time they spent together was always short, it was always especially good and they parted ways in peace. Jiang Li was also very particular about getting along with girls. The most out-of-bounds behavior was to kiss her on the cheek. As for more out-of-bounds behavior, he would never do it even if the girl was naked and standing in front of him.
This is a matter of principle.
After all, when she stabbed him to death three times before she died in her previous life, every cut drew blood and hit the flesh. He never thought that the girl would have so much strength that she really stabbed him six times.
However, Jiang Li deserved it.
Jiang Li told the girl a long time ago that if he cheated on her one day, she should stab him three times and she would never run away or hide. Unfortunately, he started crying bitterly after the first stab, and it was useless to beg for mercy. After the three stabs, he was already on his last legs and died.
Jiang Li’s life motto at the time was, I will live a good life in the next life.
Now that he really has a next life, Jiang Li must cherish it.
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After flipping through the booklet, Jiang Li then set his sights on the picture album.
The woman in the album had a figure of a young girl and was only eighteen years old. Her name was nice, Bai Sheng, and her cultivation was in the late foundation building stage.
Jiang Li began to look at her other information carefully. According to the information he got from those senior sisters and junior sisters, she had a gentle personality, was a little submissive, and liked small animals. Jiang Li vaguely remembered that a senior sister had said to him, "You little troublemaker, don't try to seduce Junior Sister Bai Sheng. Junior Sister Bai Sheng is still young. If she falls in love with you and you abandon her, I wonder how you will end up."
Jiang Li took a serious look at the portrait. He had painted this portrait himself. After all, his painting skills had already been maxed out. Such a realistic style of painting perfectly outlined the woman's appearance. Jiang Li held his cheek and looked at it for several seconds. After thinking about it carefully, he couldn't help but refute in his heart what the senior sister had said.
In this portrait, Bai Sheng is wearing an autumn dress. The plain white dress can hardly hide the curve of her chest. Is it small? Not at all! Senior sister, you are talking nonsense!
Perhaps because Bai Sheng's waist is too slender, the curve created by her full chest appears even more upright.
Jiang Li continued to look at the information he had collected at the beginning. Bai Sheng was introverted and was born with a bad body. She had to endure the pain of spiritual energy gnawing at her heart every month. There was also a rumor about this physique. Anyone who stayed around her for a long time would more or less encounter some misfortune, but this was ultimately a rumor and could not be verified.
But because of this, Bai Sheng doesn’t have many friends, even just one. But when Jiang Li saw the name of her only friend, his pupils shrank slightly.
Then he smiled.
Bai Sheng’s only friend is Mu Bingning.
Four years ago, he pursued Mu Bingning for a month and confessed his love to her at the end of the month when peach blossoms were in full bloom. Unfortunately, when Mu Bingning raised her hand, the peach blossoms fell to the ground.
Jiang Li remembered that she also said, "You are not worthy to be my Taoist partner."
Just refuse if you want to, why humiliate others?
And he looked at me with disgust and disgust!
But she happened to be the only disciple of the master of Xuantian Daoji Sect. Her cultivation had already reached the late stage of foundation building. She must have reached the stage of Dan formation now? Or even Yuanying. Jiang Li had no way to humiliate her back, so he had to retreat in disgrace.
But in the eyes of outsiders, it was from then on that he began to be hurt by love and to drink all day long to drown his sorrows.
...Although Jiang Li wanted to refute this argument at first, he gave up after thinking it over.
It seems that the character of being hurt by love is not bad. After all, the junior and senior sisters in the sect are more or less jealous of Mu Bingning. Jiang Li fell into trouble with her, but he was comforted by many junior and senior sisters. They secretly cursed Mu Bingning for being so unkind and having a cold and stinky face all day long. She seems to be aloof and untainted, but who knows what she is like behind the scenes?
Jiang Li was able to unite on one side and share the same hatred for the enemy with his fellow junior and senior sisters.
So this is all thanks to Mu Bingning.
Jiang Li couldn't really tell whether he loved or hated Mu Bingning at this moment, but seeing that Bai Sheng was Mu Bingning's only good friend at this moment, he couldn't help but feel a bit of evil taste in his heart.
Take away your best friend and then isolate you. Anyway, you are cold and indifferent all day long, so you should continue to be an iceberg female swordsman who is detached from the world.
Jiang Li began to seriously draft a plan to capture Bai Sheng.
There is a purpose for attacking Bai Sheng. Although she has a body of misfortune, she is also a peerless swordsmanship genius. Although there is nothing much swordsmanship information that can be obtained from her, exchanging the information for experience scrolls would be a huge reward.
All of this comes from Jiang Li's lowb system.
But this system is too weak and not serious, so it is better not to mention it at this moment.
"I like small animals..." Jiang Li murmured to himself.
He blew a whistle, and the silver, chubby fat cat outside the door quickly ran over, then jumped into Jiang Li's arms, looking at him eagerly.
Jiang Li took out a small dried fish from the system backpack and fed it to the cat. The cat even licked his palm.
This cat is called Dabai and has been with Jiang Li for three years. It is a rare item that does not exist in this world. It is a reward given to Jiang Li for completing fifty A-level goals in the lowb system's Embrace. It is said to have the blood of some ancient mythical beast and can devour everything in the world when it reaches adulthood.
But... this hook is just a silver shaded one!
I raised you in my previous life, don’t lie to me!
Jiang Li reached out and rubbed Dabai's head, then began to whisper, "Okay, the dried fish has been eaten, and now it's time to work."
Upon hearing this, Dabai fell directly on Jiang Li's body, as if his soul had been drained out all of a sudden, and he was unwilling to move at all.
There's no way around it. There are many senior and junior sisters who like cats. In the past year, Dabai has become a plaything of women many times.
Chapter 2: Chapter : Take Care, Senior Sister
It was spring, and the Yinjian Peak was in full bloom, with peach and plum trees in full bloom.
Jiang Li changed into a clean white Taoist robe and looked at himself carefully in front of the mirror. The young man in the mirror had red lips, white teeth, sword-like eyebrows and bright eyes. At first glance, he did not look like a sword cultivator, but more like a scholar.
But to be honest, he really can't be considered a sword cultivator now. When he used his sword to conquer his previous junior sister, he gave it to her as a parting gift, so he has no sword now.
Without a sword, you cannot be called a swordsman.
The mountain where Bai Sheng practiced is called Jijian Mountain. There are twelve peaks on Jijian Mountain, and she practiced at the top of a peak. The swordsmanship of Jijian Mountain emphasizes the word "speed". The fastest sword is the best sword. This is their concept of sword training, and Jiang Li does not agree with it.
Today's destination is Jijian Mountain. There is a peach blossom forest on Jijian Mountain. Jiang Li still remembers the last time he saw Bai Sheng, which was last year, also in that peach blossom forest. She was sitting alone under a peach tree, staring at the falling petals in a daze.
But that was already a year ago. Jiang Li went there today mainly to collect more information. After all, his information was a bit outdated, and if there had been new changes during this period, it would be easy for mistakes to occur.
After all, if you know yourself and your enemy, you will be victorious in every battle.
Although Dabai was very reluctant, he was bribed by Jiang Li with two dried fish and jumped onto his shoulders. Then the man and the cat barely rode on a broken iron sword that Jiang Li had searched for a long time and set off.
Jiang Li's cultivation level at this time is the initial stage of foundation building. In the initial stage of foundation building, he can barely fly the sword, although he can't fly the sword for a long time, but he can cross two mountains. In the past two years, Jiang Li has also gained some reputation in Xuantian Dao Ji Sect, but it is hard to say whether it is a good reputation or a bad reputation.
At least after he climbed up Jijian Mountain, the male disciples passing by were all disdainful of him, while the female disciples mostly either looked at him with disdain or tenderness in their eyes, which was quite extreme.
Jiang Li didn't care about these. He came to the peach blossom forest on Jijian Mountain. There were many peach trees planted in the peach blossom forest. These peach trees were the treasures of Jijian Peak. Every summer, the spiritual peaches they produced could be sold for about one spirit stone.
There are many women admiring the flowers in the peach blossom forest at this moment, and there are also many monks who have become Taoist couples, sitting under the peach trees and whispering. This is a lively and good place. Many monks who study painting have set up easels here to paint a picture for the female monks, leaving a beautiful memory.
And this is also the purpose of Jiang Li’s coming today.
He found a slightly open place, under a big peach tree. At this moment, a breeze blew, and the petals fluttered in the air. Jiang Li took out his easel and set it up.
His painting skill is at the maximum level.
The proficiency of stolen skills can be increased by stealing again, or by continuous use. Because Jiang Li has painted portraits of many women over the years, his proficiency has reached perfection without him realizing it. If he has to say it, he is now the Saint of Painting.
Dabai was lazily leaning against his side and taking a nap. Cats are such lazy creatures, but there was nothing to do at the moment, so Jiang Li let it sleep. He put the easel there, and soon a fish was hooked.
But unfortunately, it was not the fish Jiang Li wanted.
"Junior Brother Jiang, you are flirting with Junior Sister here again!"
Jiang Li looked at the woman in front of him who was wearing a pink spring dress. The thin gauze covered her round shoulders. Jiang Li looked at her slightly reproachful eyes and was shocked.
Oops, is she Yueyue or Qingqing? !
Jiang Li couldn't remember who she was for a moment, so he pretended to recognize her and smiled innocently, "No, I've been having a hard time financially lately, so I thought of coming to Jijian Mountain to paint some paintings to earn some money for my living expenses."
The pink-dressed lady in front of him didn't believe it. "Your words may fool other girls, but not me. Tell me, which girl from Jijian Mountain do you like? Let me check it out for you."
Jiang Li breathed a sigh of relief.
He has always been popular with women, and every ambiguous relationship he had over the years basically never ended in a bad mood, because in those relationships, he never owed the girls anything. He always cared about the girls and made them laugh, which eventually earned him a warm hug. This deal can be said to be a win-win situation.
"How about I draw a picture for you first?" Jiang Li was in no hurry to reveal his real purpose.
The two most difficult creatures to please in this world are cats and women. If he told the senior sister in front of him that he wanted news about Bai Sheng, she would probably just give him a cold look and turn away.
Women need to be coaxed.
"But Senior Sister has recently spent a lot of spirit stones on buying hairpins and skirts. The Qiyue Pavilion is really a gold mine."
"Given my relationship with Senior Sister, how could I accept half a Spirit Stone for painting for her?" Jiang Li looked innocent and gentle, and then he saw the corner of the woman's lips curled up, "Junior Brother Jiang is still sensible."
So she stood under the peach tree, and Jiang Li began to paint for her seriously.
To be precise, Jiang Li doesn't like realism. Being too realistic won't please the girl. Since he wants to paint, he naturally wants to make the girl prettier than the real person. So Jiang Li dare not neglect it. He takes every painting very seriously.
At least he looks serious.
In fact, he looked up frequently just to see the snow-white long legs of the senior sister in front of him that were faintly visible under the gauze of her skirt. After two incense sticks of time, he put away his paintbrush, looking exhausted.
The pink-skirted senior sister came in front of Jiang Li and looked at herself in the painting. Her eyes suddenly became starry. She turned her head to look at Jiang Li, who seemed weak at the moment, and there was a little more emotion in her eyes, "Am I really that beautiful?"
"My senior sister has always been like this in my mind." Jiang Li blinked at her and watched her impatiently put away the painting. But when she got closer, Jiang Li stretched out a finger and put it in front of his lips.
"Senior Sister, I sell my art but not my body." Jiang Li said innocently.
The senior sister was not annoyed, nor did she feel shy. She just snorted and sat next to Jiang Li. "Tell me, which girl in Jijian Mountain do you want to tease this time?"
Now Jiang Li could ask as many questions as he wanted.
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