I, Madoka Kaname, am just a Kamen Rider passing by

"Uh... nothing much. The Guilty Viper who was in charge of logistics embezzled public funds to buy GAL and the latest action figures, and the Guilty Pigeon who worked as a light bulb repairman died. As for the fighters, as you know, most of them were killed. Apart from the complicated cleaning tasks, we really can't spare the manpower." The one who said this was the Guilty Pigeon himself. Well, he died in front of him. After all, his attribute is the same as his appearance, a pigeon.

"quiet."

Just before the topic deviated further to the M87 Nebula, the leader of the transaction shouted, quieting the noisy environment.

"Since there is no traitor, I hereby declare the first Evolto peripheral auction in Edi Meikiel to begin!"

Yes, you heard it right.

The weirdos present here are holding a private auction of peripheral products and fan works related to a female cadre (reserve) of an evil organization.

Of course, none of the works in this auction were authorized by her.

Well, this is normal though.

Almost everyone in Edie Meikiel has a Red Ponytail figurine. It's impossible that they really got the "genuine authorization" from Red Ponytail herself, right?

Ah? Blue ponytail?

There are indeed figures and peripherals about her, but most of them are collected by freaks with flat breasts.

In fact, even Miss Pink-haired Dumpling, who has lost her twin tails in order to become stronger, is far more popular than poor Miss Blue Ponytail.

"I'm sure you all know that after being defeated by Red Ponytail, Miss Evolto continued to hone herself, even giving up the attributes of her twin tails in order to become stronger. How sad, but also how resolute she is. She can make such a decision and has such awareness. Although she is only a human, her spirit is something most of us cannot match."

hiss--

Following the revelation of the evil pigeon that hosted the auction, all the members of Aidi Meikiel present gasped.

no doubt.

Li Lin, who dares to give up the high-purity twin-tail attribute power that he possesses, is a wolf destroyer.

So far, they have never heard of anyone willing to give up the strongest twin tails in countless parallel worlds. Of course, this does not mean that the twin tails are absolute, but if you want to achieve the ultimate power, twin tails are necessary.

For example, the rumored strongman who betrayed the organization and raised the banner of rebellion with a group of monsters, the Sinful Phoenix, she does not have twin tails, but a single tail and rebellious attributes.

In other words, everything was purely accidental and coincidental. Even the pink-haired girl herself was confused and had a look of OVO on her face. Under the imagination of these gentlemen, she suddenly gave up her distant future and sacrificed her twin tails in order to win the battle with the red ponytail in exchange for temporary strength.

"What a strong and noble will this is."

"Not only that, I saw it with my own eyes before. As a human, she actually challenged the Transparent Amazon, one of the five ultimate trials!"

"!!!"

That’s right, it’s the ultimate challenge of buying all kinds of 18R shameful items and sending them in transparent boxes.

Although it is incredible and jaw-dropping, completing this trial is indeed one of the five options for a monster with attributes to be promoted from the warrior level to the cadre level.

The more gentlemanly you are, the more powerful you are. This is an ironclad fact among attribute monsters.

However, they were really overthinking all this. Li Lin just placed the order while she was dozing off. In fact, she had been forcing herself to take the package from the courier boy and kept a poker face all the way back to the room.

"Ahem, let's stop here with the praise for Miss Evolto..."

He pressed his hand to signal everyone that it was enough and he had to get down to business. After regaining control of the atmosphere, the Guilty Pigeon pulled out a dozen...notebooks from under his cloak.

And after he put the notebook on the table.

All the Aidi Meikiel present were stunned and took a deep breath again.

Because it clearly showed a picture of a restrained red ponytail and a pink-haired ball holding a whip.

Obviously, this thing is absolutely, definitely, and truly a work that cannot be authorized by those two people.

What a......

"What the evil female cadre and the red ponytail warrior have to say, well, as you all expected, it is a yuri book. Not only is the style of painting exquisite, but the content is also absolutely guaranteed. I have personally confirmed the content. It is indeed of the highest level and can be called a masterpiece handed down from generation to generation."

As he spoke, the sinful carrier pigeon sighed again.

"It's a pity that Miss Evolto's twin tails have disappeared. Otherwise, we could even see the scene of the two beautiful twin tails intertwining and entangled with each other. That would be a scene with true cosmic-level destructive power, right?

......

Meanwhile, Cafe · Youth Years.

"Young man, think about it this way. If you become a girl, no one will look at you strangely even if you wear pigtails every day."

goo-dong-

It was obvious that the sound of swallowing saliva came from the twin-tailed idiot's throat.

"You can touch the twintails anytime, any day, at any time." Sometimes the words of a devil sound like the voice of an angel.

It must be said that this is a fatal temptation for a complete twin-tailed idiot, and he simply...

Can't refuse.

The pink-haired boy who was trying to persuade Souji... to go to Thailand for castration shuddered subconsciously.

Chapter 27 Li Lin, use your invincible divine talent to think of a solution!

The biggest and worst incident in history.

The despair of Super High School took off its mask and stretched out its poisonous fangs towards the girl named Tsube Aika.

Aidi Meikir's "cadre", the guardian of another world who was suspected to have been captured and brainwashed, is seriously persuading her childhood sweetheart, well, that idiot with twin ponytails over there, to go to Thailand to cut off his black flame dragon.

Could it be that Edie Meikir has already discovered Souji's true identity and is planning to kill him? !

However, the most exciting thing is that my childhood sweetheart seems to be really interested in this and eager to try it?

Yami! Stop it! What are you going to do to someone else's intended husband?!

But seriously, even though they are childhood sweethearts, their relationship has progressed to the point where she would invade the other's bedroom from the balcony in the early morning to wake him up. Logically speaking, this kind of situation would probably be a wonderful CG recovery and a fatal kill event in a GAL, right?

However, the 15-year-old Kanzuka Souji is a high school boy who is obsessed with twin tails and possesses the strongest twin tail attribute in the world (= love). Because he puts all the sexual desires of adolescent men on twin tails, he has a very weak feeling for love.

Fortunately, despite his seemingly perverted obsession with twintails, he actually has a strong sense of justice.

"Hey, don't teach Souji weird things!"

Just think about it, when someone tries to cut off your childhood sweetheart, how would you respond?

Do you need to ask?

Of course, beat him up!

Aixiang's body reacts faster than her thinking. Having accumulated strong fighting skills, she is already accustomed to using her fists and legs to solve such troubles.

Ever since.

Jump up.

Rider kick!

Ai Xiang was still the same as always, showing no mercy even when she met her opponent for the first time... Maybe, at least until halfway through the game. She regretted it a little.

Because she was already accustomed to the white-haired idiot girl Duo Ai'er who could carry a hundred tons of flesh and blood without any problem, she subconsciously used all her strength. But she soon realized another thing: not everyone in the other world could be as tough as Duo Ai'er.

It would be troublesome if he was beaten to death.

Like Kanzuka Souji, she has never been ready to kill. Fighting against monsters with certain attributes and killing human beings with flesh and blood are two completely different things.

That being said, it is almost impossible for the human body to dissipate the force in mid-air without any leverage.

Just when she was ready to call an ambulance, the pink-haired girl who had been trying to fool Guan Shu Zongji with a lazy tone, saying "Women's clothes are more comfortable than men's clothes" and "Young man, go open the door to the new world and create miracles!" suddenly had a sharp look in her eyes, and even her temperament instantly condensed into a warrior-like feeling. Zongji, who was less than half a meter away from her, felt it even more clearly.

--boom.

"Took it?!"

"Okay, I'll take it." Pinching Aixiang's ankle, the pink-haired ball said expressionlessly.

A simple and unpretentious grab.

There were no fancy special effects or actions; Li Lin adopted the simplest method of response.

Apart from the pain in her wrist from the nearly 1T flying kick from the opponent's body, he was not a very difficult opponent.

"The white-haired girl over there, yes, I'm talking about the one with the obscene breasts. Just catch it. Don't blame me for not reminding you." As the words fell, Li Lin swung the girl in the air like a shot put twice and threw her towards Duo Ai'er. Then the two of them rolled into a ball like a bowling ball and a bottle.

"For a warrior, this kind of pure physical strength is quite remarkable."

It’s this kicking movement...it’s so similar to the blue ponytail from the Twintails Team.

Although she has never really fought against the blue ponytail of the Twin Tails Team, it so happened that Li Lin was the type of person with a very good memory. As long as she had seen any swordplay and fighting techniques, she could perfectly replicate them.

If you observe carefully.

The dark blue twin tails are almost exactly the same as the light blue twin tails, their voices are also very similar, and they both possess excellent martial arts skills.

The Twintails Team may have five colors in the future. Now the team only has two colors, red and blue, and these two colors just happen to perfectly echo Kanzuka Souji and Tsunabe Aika.

suspicious.

It's really too suspicious.

Why didn't I realize it before? Everyone in this store is extremely suspicious.

A coffee shop, a young boy and a young girl, a cute girl in a white coat who looks like a researcher, and an older proprietress.

This configuration really looks like the protagonist group that is just in the starting stages in a normal special effects film.

Maybe there is a secret base underneath this cafe.

"Want to give it a try?" The pink-haired ball narrowed his eyes and his expression became more serious.

In fact, not long ago, when Kanshu Souji was observing her, she noticed that this man had a strange look in his eyes, which showed that he cared about something other than the twin tails, and his true identity was exposed in the battle with the red ponytail.

When she came to this store for the second time, the proprietress Shu Weichun's eyes looked at her strangely. It was not the same as looking at an ordinary returning customer.

Although Li Lin did not intend to destroy a world and make the humans in this world inefficient, cold-blooded and heartless, turning them into carbon-based life forms similar to intelligent machines, the Sin Demon Dragon had done her a favor after all. According to the current development, the Sin Demon Dragon would sooner or later take the stage himself because he could not bear to see his subordinates die for nothing.

He is very strong, a responsible person, full of charisma, and cares about his subordinates. He has a large number of loyal subordinates and an independent fan club. He has crossed one of the five ultimate trials and is an elite commander recognized by the top leaders.

艹

No matter how you think about it, you're asking for death.

The death stars are shining in the sky!

Boss Demon Dragon, you have gathered all the elements to be the gatekeeper boss for the protagonist group in the early stages of a special effects film!

No! This alone is definitely not enough!

Even if everyone else died, the evil demon dragon must not die. If he died, who would Li Lin ask to repay his kindness?

This is not a debt that does not need to be repaid, but a bad debt that can never be resolved!

One billion, no, what Li Lin is facing now is a world problem of the order of 10 billion.

Think about it carefully, Li Lin, and use your invincible mind at the level of the Principle of Rings to solve this problem!

PS: I really can't write five more chapters, so I can only write four more chapters to make do, I'm autistic... I'm almost a pigeon! Ugh, ugh, ugh, I'm so desperate!

Chapter 28: The Silly Pink-haired Dumpling

Saving Private...ahem, the Sinister Dragon Plan must be implemented.

Unlike the knights of the Showa era who hated evil and would do anything to protect the world, even abandoning the last bit of tenderness in their hearts, Li Lin, who was born in the Heisei era and is far from being an orthodox Heisei knight, has a more vague concept of good and evil.

Repay kindness with kindness and revenge with hatred.

This has nothing to do with good or evil or stance, it is just about acting according to your own thoughts and wishes.

In a sense, it's like the concept of a knight-errant.

Even though the evil dragon who saved Li Lin's life was an invader of the world and a monster who took away the light of human soul, it still cannot deny the fact that he saved her.

Even though he knew that the world of new light in which his attribute power was taken away would become a miserable world where the other party would have no reaction to "pinching the breasts of a little girl", "lifting the skirt of a little girl" and "rubbing the cheek of a little girl", Li Lin still would not stop.

In her opinion, the evil demon dragon and others are the epitome of human evil.

The existence of EdiMekiel is a test for the human beings in every world, which determines the fate of the world.

Although leaking technology is part of the Sinister Pegasus plan to train local guardians and unleash all of their powers once the twin-tails attribute spreads throughout the world, this does not mean that humans have no chance of winning.

If she were the "ultimate" twintails fanatic, she would not be incapable of fighting against Edie Meikir.