I, Madoka Kaname, am just a Kamen Rider passing by

"Are you a police officer or Bucciarati from somewhere?!"

"Listen carefully, you guy, I'm the one asking you questions, you just need to answer me and concentrate on answering the questions." After saying that, the pink-haired ball stood up, walked in front of Liu Moyan, and punched her in the stomach.

--puff.

"Do you understand? Don't talk nonsense and don't act rashly. Next time it won't be the stomach, but the eyeballs, and behind the eyeballs are the teeth. Do you understand?" Staring at Liu Moyan, who spurted out a mouthful of blood, her face was pale, but she nodded "obediently", the pink-haired ball nodded with satisfaction.

Of course, no matter how scary she is, Li Lin is not a devil, let alone a sadist, so she is too lazy to do such disgusting things.

"Answer me one by one, in order. Even if you are a pig, you can answer questions with such simple logic, right?"

I have to say, this time-traveling girl's face feels really good to poke.

It's soft and feels just like my younger brother.

The only pity is that Li Lin doesn’t know whether there is a dead fat otaku’s soul stuffed in her lovely appearance.

Time travel is like an online game with uncertain content.

The time travelers are like online game players with varying levels of skill. There are the European seals who are doing well, the hard-working saints who rely on their diligence, the system players who become stronger by spending money, the orphans who cause trouble by cheating and exploiting bugs, and the unlucky kids who go out with nothing and choose the hell difficulty.

Moreover, the real gender of the time traveler, or the cognitive gender of the personality, is like Schrödinger's cat, which cannot be confirmed by just a few words.

Who knows if the other person can act as well as you.

"name is?"

"Liu Moyan."

“Oh…” Wait, why is this name exactly the same as her grandmother’s?

Well, there are six billion people on the earth and 1.4 billion in China, so it's normal to have a few people with the same name. When Li Lin was in junior high school, there seemed to be a lot of people with the surname Nai in his class.

It's a coincidence, it's a coincidence.

That being said, Li Lin felt that this face looked more and more familiar the more he looked at it... No, it was impossible. How could there be Build and Magical Girl Kaname Madoka in his grandmother's generation? She died in 2005. How could she have seen those works?

"What is your origin?"

"136-1-3-6 Minglong Street, Minghai District, Longyue City. Seriously, are you a water meter inspector?"

pat.

Hearing this, the pink-haired girl who was chewing a donut was stunned for a moment, and even the donut in her hand fell to the ground.

Because that address was where he and Mo Bai lived after their grandmother passed away, before they moved away for the convenience of attending junior high school...

Who is this woman?!

Chapter 34 It's Really Grandma "Li"

PS: Starting today I will resume my normal three updates (the big bookshelf has been downloaded). I will return the rewards slowly, and I still owe about ten chapters.

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"Which do you prefer, sweet tofu pudding or salty tofu pudding?"

"...sweet."

“Do you drink iced coffee or hot milk before going to bed every night?”

"Well, it's better to have iced coffee while you're young, right?"

"Which one do you like, the witch or JK?"

"It's a bit embarrassing to say this, but I actually like JC. It would be nice if she had white silk... Also, I don't like witches or those charlatans, okay!"

"What's the quickest way to kill a dog?"

"Hey, chocolate... No, chocolate is so expensive. Let's use a mallet. My grandmother said that it is the Liu family's tradition to use a mallet to deal with mad dogs because it saves money. However, she didn't have chocolate at that time, let alone understand this... Wait, why are you asking this?!"

Didn’t you say you wanted to torture her and find out how many bad things Liu Moyan had done?

But why the hell do you only ask about personal hobbies and daily life?

Or is it that there is something wrong with my definition of torture, or is it that the big guy opposite me, although he looks serious, is actually a crazy and cheerful time traveler?

Absolutely amazing! What's wrong with you, a time traveler in the guise of a round god? There must be something wrong with your brain!

To be honest, if Liu Moyan could move, she really wanted to bang the table and yell.

Unfortunately, that was based on the premise that she could beat the pink-haired ball in front of her.

"Wait, wait a moment, let me be quiet."

The pink-haired ball looked like it had become autistic due to the stimulation, with lifeless eyes, and walked tremblingly to the corner.

Crouching, holding his head, turning black and white, all in one go! He is a hero among the shameless time travelers!

"..."

If you tell others, they may not believe it.

Just half an hour ago, Li Lin might have beaten his own grandmother.

Of course, this is just a possibility. After all, this cute black-haired girl has nothing to do with the impression I have of the kind (? ) old lady in her seventies or eighties who walks with a crutch.

Hmm? I remember my grandma mentioned that she had a butterfly-shaped birthmark on the back of her neck, and there seemed to be a scar on her butt from being scalded by boiling water when she was a child.

Thinking of this, the pink-haired ball, whose eyes had gradually lost their luster, suddenly regained her senses.

That's right.

Even though there were so many coincidences overlapping in the previous inquiries, this was just a little joke played by the God of Fate and her circle theory, and should not be taken seriously.

Those who know the truth will not be deceived by illusions.

The truly crucial piece of evidence.

Doesn't that thing exist right here?

Turning her head, the pink-haired lady looked at Liu Moyan, who was still confused, wondering who she was, where she was, and what she should do, and approached her step by step.

"Hey... wait, wait a minute, why are you taking off my clothes!" Liu Moyan looked at Li Lin who was pulling her collar in panic, with obvious fear on her face.

"Let me make it clear first! A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated! If you want to exude the scent of a lily, go find Homura! Although I have black hair, I am not a magical girl! I hate black stockings!"

Light purple butterfly-shaped birthmark.

After Li Lin ignored the girl's wishes and pushed aside her black hair, he found a mark on the back of her neck that was exactly the same as in his memory.

"Tsk..."

There is no doubt that this is a coincidence.

The pink-haired girl totally didn't believe it, or wasn't brave enough to accept the reality, and didn't frankly admit that this embarrassing black-haired girl was her grandmother.

Besides, she is clearly a Heisei era otaku!

Li Lin doesn't think that his grandmother would have a work called Kamen Rider Build.

Besides, there is still one last piece of decisive evidence that has not been proven, isn't there?

My grandmother said that when she was five years old, she had an accident and her butt was scalded by hot water, leaving a scar.

Thinking like this, the pink-haired girl took a deep breath and glanced seriously at the skirt of "Liu Moyan" whose face was slightly red, making it hard to tell whether she was shy or angry.

As she struggled, the ropes tightened continuously. Her faint gasps had soaked her thin clothes with sweat... Well, if it weren't for the high purity of her military steel plates, it would actually be quite uncomfortable.

The ultimate trial.

At least for Li Lin, this is a trial no less than defeating Takamiya Mio, killing the out-of-print human version of Amakusa Shiro, and solving Daguba.

What's under a girl's skirt?

She had to find out!

......

"Ah, ah, ah, I can't get married anymore, dear mother in heaven, your daughter's chastity, which she has maintained for 25 years, has been taken away by a pink-haired nympho!"

With a crying voice, Liu Moyan, who was still hanging in the air in the tortoise shell bondage position, made an embarrassing sound.

"Shut up! Asshole, it's just a breast removal...you're fat?! Don't make it seem like I did something to you. Besides, even if I would confess to a girl other than them, that person would never, ever be you!"

I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense.

At this moment, the original calmness and arrogance had disappeared from the pink-haired ball's face, replaced by intense despair and disbelief.

How is it possible? Why could it really be her?!

Now, no matter how much Li Lin didn't want to admit it, she had to admit that the black-haired military steel plate who forgot to switch the bottle to use the additional ability during the fight, with a face full of shame and anger, and spoke shamefully, was her grandmother who had passed away many years ago.

to be frank.

The most desperate thing in this world is that as a granddaughter, I beat my grandmother, tied her up with a tortoise shell, and took off her panties.

While my grandma was talking, I was beating up my grandson who was taking care of his filial piety. What am I, a scum of the world?

Oh my god...

If this bad thing were to be known by my hot-tempered old man...

Even if it was a granddaughter, she would be beaten to death, absolutely.

Therefore, I might as well just silence her. Anyway, she is now an independent existence on the timeline. Without any history, she is not afraid of the grandmother paradox, a law that constrains ordinary people.

However, if he did so, his younger brother Liu Mobai would definitely be in trouble, and so would Lian. The reason why she became their childhood sweetheart was also the fate that was formed when the two brothers witnessed the hit-and-run scene and called an ambulance in time.

More importantly, no matter how despicable Li Lin is, he would never lay hands on his own grandmother.

Even in childhood (?).

But the problem shouldn't be too big. As long as she doesn't know that I am her grandson, there will be no problem at all.

Otherwise, based on her understanding that her grandmother appears kind on the surface but is actually a sinister person, she might become a real girl before she even travels through time!

In short, Liu Moyan must never be let to know that Li Lin is his future grandson!