I, Madoka Kaname, am just a Kamen Rider passing by

PS: There will be a collaboration, but it is still in the preparation stage and will be released within a month. It is being planned (working on the outline)

Chapter 66 Kaname Madoka has seen through everything

Dating can save the world.

Shidou felt that if his good friend Hiroto Tenmachi dared to say such things in public, he would definitely pretend not to know him and keep his distance.

It’s okay to play the 2D world and read comics. Even if you become an idol otaku, the nice old Mr. Dao will not discriminate against you like he does with other people.

Shidao will respect his friends' personal hobbies and interests, but please consider the occasion and not cause trouble for strangers and friends.

However, today, Mr. Shidou is doing his usual training to save the world through dating.

Although it sounds stupid, making an elf shy or something, the fact is that until now Shidao really hopes that everything he has experienced is a dream, and then suddenly his eyes go black and he is woken up by Kotori, who is wearing black stockings and dancing samba on his belly.

Moreover, there is more than one elf. According to the data recorded in Ratatoskr's database, there are at least ten elves currently in the world. In other words, Shidou may end up having multiple relationships at the same time. If not handled properly, it will lead to the tragic ending of the "ten equal brides".

However, since Shidou has been pulled into this black car and the door has been welded shut, Shidou can only muster up his energy and get in.

Well... let's start with confessing my feelings to Sister Yuan. Although the other party is not an elf, this can also be considered a "trial" given to Shidao.

By the way, the idea of ​​having Shidou confess his love to Madoka Kaname was suggested by Ratatoskr's analyst, ah, the one who claimed that he hadn't slept in 30 years, Reine Murasame.

After all, Shidao has never talked to this kind of gentle older sister-like female who is full of maternal love. Considering that there may be individuals with this kind of personality among the elves, Reine made this proposal.

Although it looks quite suspicious, Commander Itsuka Kotori also looks reluctant, because Madoka takes care of her a lot. Although they have no actual blood relationship, she is like a sister to her.

However, Murasame Reion is Kotori's best friend and right-hand man whom she deeply trusts and relies on. After a little thought, Kotori still agreed to this plan.

Anyway, it's just a simulation training. Afterwards, just say it was an ordinary prank and find any excuse to get away with it.

Ever since.

In the early morning, under the reflection of the warm sunlight, Shidou pretended to be serious and tried his best to suppress the guilt and anxiety in his heart.

"Sister Yuan, um...your outfit today...is very cute, huh."

It's very stiff, both in tone and expression. To be a bit harsh, Shidou's current performance is not even as good as that of a third-rate voice actor.

"Oh, then Shidou you really have terrible taste."

A black shirt and loose-fitting jeans.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like an outfit that can be described as cute. If I must say something, wouldn't it be better to praise the girl herself at this time?

Looking at Shidao's awkward body movements, pressing the headphones from time to time and his panicked eyes, the girl said that she had already seen through everything.

"So, just say what you want to say. I hate people who beat around the bush, young man."

Pretending not to notice that Shidao was talking to his mother and capable sister who were somewhere assisting him through headphones, the girl, feeling inexplicably tired, just shook her head helplessly.

"Sister Yuan!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm listening, boy."

The girl who was trimming her nails paused for a moment, made a gesture of invitation to Shidou, and continued to polish her nails absentmindedly with her head down.

"I have liked Sister Yuan for a long time. She treats me so gently, just like a mother."

Hmm...is it an illusion?

I had the feeling that Miss Lingyin was smacking her lips just now.

However, it would be better to focus on reality now. Thinking this way, Shidou turned his gaze back to the girl, who raised her head at some point and looked at Shidou speechlessly.

"..."

She didn't refuse immediately, nor did she agree right away, nor did she show the almost crazy attitude of an older single female teacher. If there was anything to say, it was only scrutiny.

Yes, it was a cold gaze that was tinged with a hint of malice, as if licking every inch of Shidou's skin, making him feel sick.

The pale golden eyes were calm and expressionless, and no emotion could be read at all.

Shidou knew that feeling. It was like when he failed the exam in junior high school and was stared at by a strict and rigid old Mediterranean uncle. The atmosphere then was no different from now.

"seriously?"

The girl let out a long breath, her tone sounding a little impatient.

"Hmm, that..."

Perhaps because he was too flustered, Shidao gestured in the air with his hands with an awkward expression, and his immature appearance as a novice lover was exposed to the girl without reservation.

"Young man, you are really useless. Although this is just my personal insignificant suggestion, I will give you a piece of advice for the sake of you."

"...Sister Yuan, please, please speak."

Stumbling and stumbling, Gokawa Shidao, can you do it?... Although I want to complain like this, forget it, the girl has had similar experiences before.

"In the neighboring Celestial Empire, a certain great leader once said that love that is not for the purpose of marriage is hooliganism. Young man, do you understand what I mean? If it were you, I wouldn't mind it too much... but..." The girl smiled evilly, with a look of trouble on her face. She took advantage of Shidao's busyness to quickly chase, "How long do you plan to get married? Have you prepared the gift? Have you purchased the property and car? Do you plan to get married immediately after graduating from high school, or wait until you finish college? Besides, by the time you reach the legal age for marriage, I will be over 30. Is it okay even so?"

Of course, all of the above was just to tease Shidou.

Marriage? Not happening.

If you were Gokawa Shiori, the girl would be reluctant... Well, I always feel that you will be locked up in the basement by Madoka. It is better not to increase the number of lovers. To be honest, the girl can't understand how the male protagonists of harem novels with hundreds of harems can keep the harem harmonious and not get angry.

"..."

Unable to answer, facing the girl who did not play by the rules at all, Shidou was already showing signs of his brain overloading.

Your Sister Yuan is still your Sister Yuan.

"You can't answer that, right, young man?"

"……Um."

Sitting obediently on the chair, Shidou lowered his head silently.

“Also, remember to be more cautious next time. You didn’t hide the presence of your headphones well… Hmm, are you playing truth or dare with Kotori?”

The girl, laughing softly, came to Shidao's side under his curious gaze, gently peeled back the hair by Shidao's ear with her fingers, and took out a white Bluetooth headset.

"Hey, zaima, Kotori?"

Smiling nonchalantly, the girl put on headphones and gently called out a girl's name. There was indeed a burst of chaotic noise coming from the other side of the headphones. Maybe something was knocked over?

Chapter 67: Homura Akemi: I am the one who guides the savior

"You're too young, boy."

Looking at Shidou, whose face was filled with embarrassment and who didn't even know what to say, the girl could not only laugh in her heart but also felt a little helpless.

How can I describe it better... It's probably like the feeling of an old mother looking at her good-for-nothing, stupid son.

But it's just a resemblance. The girl is not so idle as to compete with Takamiya Mio for her son and husband. Even though her interpersonal relationships are indeed a bit messy, at least she is much better than Shidao, whose girlfriends are all orthopedics in a sense.

"Can you do it, boy? If you really can't, then give up as soon as possible. Knowing how to let go is something a man must learn to mature... Oh, there's also the invisibility function. Seriously, Shidou, aren't you and Kotori members of some special organization? Like in the comics, where they drive a floating battleship to protect the world and fight alongside beautiful girls with special powers?"

The invisible function of the Bluetooth headset was accidentally triggered. The girl who had read the script used a teasing tone to madly expose the past of Shidou and Kotori. But from the other party's perspective, "Kaneme Madoka", who was just an "ordinary" coffee shop manager, guessed the truth by coincidence at best.

It was just a pure coincidence.

To give a simple example, randomly write down a few ways that humans think about dying on a piece of paper, and then wait for a minute. In this world where a life dies every second on average, there will inevitably be people who die in the same way as you just wrote down. It is just such a pure coincidence.

"Hahaha, Sister Yuan, you are really good at joking. That kind of thing would never happen in real life, right?" But I was already doing this kind of thing!

Although Shidou wanted to complain in shame, considering that Sister Yuan in front of him was just an ordinary person, in order not to get her into trouble, he could only smile and wave his hand.

"Don't do it again, young man. I already have someone I like. I will never accept your confession. Please remember this."

The feelings of three people plus one stone are a heavy burden for the girl. Just having to bear the love of Xiaoyuan alone is already a little too much for her.

Just imagine, if you have four girlfriends at the same time, that would mean three meals a day and holiday gifts for four people. If it were Shidou, even with the support of Ratatoskr, he wouldn't have to worry about money, but he would also be responsible for providing three meals a day to all the elves, including the out-of-specification elves like the glutton Shaxiang.

In addition to that, there are school courses... Well, as a rule, whether you are driving a giant robot to save the world or participating in the Holy Grail War to fight for the chocolate cup, as a student, you still have to go to school obediently.

"Eh?! Someone you like? Could it be the one from before..."

Hearing this, Shidou couldn't help but recall the handsome boy with a melancholic look who was as elegant as a nobleman and had lazy eyes.

If that's the type of person that Sister Yuan likes, then his appearance can only be described as neutral and handsome. Shido Gokawa, an ordinary high school student from a mediocre family, does not have even the slightest bit of competitiveness.

As for eloquence... well, no matter how bad what a handsome man says is, it always makes sense. A handsome man is being a hooligan, which is called being uninhibited, while an ugly man is really just being a hooligan. When a handsome man chats up girls, he will be called humorous and witty, while when an ugly man chats up girls, he will most likely be considered ungrateful.

Well...if Mio had a brain injury and all the elves she picked were "cute girls" who smiled like a 500-pound Trump, I guess an organization like Ratatoskr would not exist. I'm afraid that old man Woodman would have already taken the initiative to reconcile with Isaac and prepared to destroy the elves.

"That's right. I'm not saying you're bad, Shidou. It's just that I already have someone I like. Well, be optimistic. If you dress up as a woman and change your name to Shiori, you might be even more popular than you are now. If you're willing to cut it off, I can help you contact the Thai... Hey, why are you running?"

what……

Ran away.

When Shidou saw the girl waving a fruit knife with a wicked smile, he turned pale and said that he was not feeling well today, then grabbed the headphones on the table and ran away like the wind.

"Oh, young people these days really can't stand being scared."

Looking at the figure disappearing at the door, the girl said this while the corners of her mouth turned up high, revealing a smile without any B-level meaning.

……

at the same time.

In the deserted campus, Tohka, dressed in purple spiritual clothes, was aimlessly looking towards the atrium on the rooftop, as if she was waiting for someone.

Itsuka Shido.

Even though it was their first meeting, he said something strange like he would never deny her with a serious look on his face, and even gave her the name Tohka.

The first human who was willing to talk to Tohka, who was an elf, was not like the mechanical army who started fighting as soon as they met. Instead, he sat down calmly and communicated with Tohka.

To be precise, the two met twice in total, but they haven't seen each other for a week since then.

He's a weirdo and a fool, but Tohka doesn't hate him because he recognizes her.

"So, can I be the second human to talk to you?"

As if seeing through Tohka's thoughts, with the sound of footsteps, a black-haired girl in black clothes appeared not far from Tohka. When Tohka noticed her, she also summoned her angel - Aosako.

The transparent sword blade released murderous intent, and the girl's stern eyes were filled with hostility and distrust, but even so, the black-haired girl did not show any dissatisfaction or timidity.

There was no doubt that the black-haired girl was none other than Homura Akemi herself.

"who are you?"

Perhaps it was because of the kindness shown by Gokawa Shidao that Tohka slightly changed her view of humans, or perhaps it was because Homura Akemi did not have any weapons similar to the "mechanical corps", so Tohka just faced off with a sword and did not make any substantial attack.

"Me? I'm just a Kamen Rider passing by, and someone who helps the Savior-sama save the elves."

Under Tohka's astonished gaze, a dreamlike scene appeared at Homura Akemi's fingertips. Countless light blue light particles condensed in her hands, and the Whispering Volume gradually changed from an illusion to a solid entity.

"Angel?! Are you an elf too?"

"No, Princess, I am not an elf. I am the only one who has gained the trust of another elf named Honjo Nia, so I can summon this Whispering Annunciation. The reason why I appeared before you this time is to guide you to the savior."

Chuckling and shaking her head, Homura Akemi denied Tohka's idea.

"Savior? Who?"

Although Tohka's vigilance decreased after seeing the affidavit in Homura's hand, she still did not trust Homura.

"Itsuka Shido, that evening, under the afterglow of the setting sun, the young man who risked his life to meet you was the savior I mentioned."

"Can I really meet Shidou?"

Raising her delicate eyebrows, Tohka asked with some excitement.

"Of course, but your clothes may not be suitable for meeting the savior. You need to change. Anyway, with your strength, I am no threat at all."

As she said this, Homura Akemi pulled out a photo of a female high school student's uniform from her scarf.

"How about that? Are you willing to give me some tiny bit of credit?"

PS: As usual, three updates. Good night everyone.

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In this volume, a third knight who is both an enemy and a friend will appear, so stay tuned.