In Douluo, infinite simulation life

"Oh? He actually dares to come at this time."

On the throne, Bibi Dong looked indifferent. She waved at the Spirit Paladin and said softly, "Then let him in."

"Yes, Your Holiness." The Soul Paladin responded respectfully.

The door opened and a middle-aged man walked in from outside.

He looked at Bibi Dong who was in the upper position with a wandering gaze, with regret, memories, and more of a sense of loss in his eyes...

"Bibi Dong, how have you been these years?" Yu Xiaogang transformed himself into an infatuated man and said gently.

On the throne, Bibi Dong's heart tightened when she heard Yu Xiaogang's words. She was looking forward to the master's next words. She hoped that this man just wanted to come and see her, and not want to cheat something from her again.

After all, Bibi Dong still remembers clearly how Yu Xiaogang stole the Spirit Hall information from her.

Over the years, Bibi Dong has never revealed all this to the outside world because of their past relationship.

"What's wrong with being above ten thousand people? As the supreme ruler of the Spirit Hall, even the emperors of the two empires have to show respect to me when they see me."

"You came here to find me, not just to ask me these, right?" Bibi Dong continued with a faint smile on her face.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang sighed and said, "Bibi Dong, I know how much pain you've been going through these years."

Bibi Dong did not reply. Seeing this, Yu Xiaogang knew that Bibi Dong was still nostalgic, so he continued to play the emotional card and recounted the past events between him and Bibi Dong.

After a while, Yu Xiaogang saw that everything was almost ready, and with a scumbag look, he said gently: "Dong'er, I came to you this time to ask for a favor. I hope you can see our past friendship and help me this time, just for the last time."

For the last time, classic quotes from a scumbag.

As soon as Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, Bibi Dong was extremely disappointed with this man. A huge sense of loss and disappointment surged in her heart. She knew that Yu Xiaogang had accepted a disciple named Tang San, who had a twin martial soul like her.

Bibi Dong had already guessed what Yu Xiaogang was going to say.

"Oh? What's the matter? Tell me about it." Bibi Dong held the scepter tightly in her hand, calmed down the loss and disappointment in her heart, and asked with the last glimmer of expectation.

Seeing that there seemed to be a chance, Yu Xiaogang said excitedly, "Dong'er, I have accepted a disciple. He has been practicing with me for seven or eight years. He is as lucky as you to have twin martial souls. I want to train him to be a powerful warrior, so I want you to tell me how you solved the problem of soul ring backlash when adding soul rings to the second martial soul."

After hearing this, Bibi Dong finally couldn't help it. No, it should be Su Xing who finally couldn't help it.

A few days ago, when the investigation team headed by Salas went to Shrek Academy to question people, Su Xing used the disguise of soul bones to blend into the team. The next day, he found Yu Xiaogang hurriedly leaving Tiandou City. Su Xing guessed that the old guy Yu Xiaogang was going to find Bibi Dong.

So, Su Xing used the Xuanyuan Water Control Flag in his third martial soul, the Chaos Green Lotus, to create an illusion of a martial soul city on Yu Xiaogang's way to the martial soul city.

Yu Xiaogang is now in an illusion, not the real Wuhun City.

“Yu Xiaogang, your fox tail is finally exposed, right? You just did so much preparation and reminiscing about the past just to get information about the cultivation of twin martial spirits, right?” Bibi Dong, who was transformed by Su Xing, said coldly in the illusion.

“It’s okay. For the sake of our friendship over the years, Xiaoang, come your head closer and I will tell you in secret.” Bibi Dong hooked her finger at Yu Xiaoang, motioning him to bring his ear closer.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang leaned closer with half belief and half doubt.

"Ah!" A scream came out.

In the illusion, one of Yu Xiaogang's ears was cut off by Bibi Dong with a knife. In reality, Yu Xiaogang's ear was also cut off by a knife, and bright red blood gushed out. He lay on the ground wailing and looked extremely painful.

"Ah....what are you crazy about? Bibi Dong, are you not crazy? Ah, I'm scared...I'm going to fuck...ah." Yu Xiaoong's eyes were red with anger as he wailed.

"Screw you."

"Pick up your ears, pick up your ears!"

"Did you hear me, Yu Xiaogang? I told you to pick up your ears."

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Chapter 146: The Jade Anus That Got Back to the Academy Through the Dog Hole

Yu Xiaogang covered his ears which were bleeding, then looked at Bibi Dong who was holding a sharp knife in the middle of the hall. His eyes widened instantly, his face full of disbelief.

Yu Xiaogang couldn't believe that Bibi Dong would actually attack him. He didn't even know that he was in an illusion.

The reason why the master dared to go to Wuhun City to find Bibi Dong was because he was sure that Bibi Dong still remembered his old love. Even if she would not persuade him to tell her how to cultivate twin martial souls, at least she would not harm her. This was also the greatest confidence in his heart.

Unfortunately, all of this had already been seen through by Su Xing who was hiding in the dark.

"Bibi Dong...you...are heartless and ungrateful." Yu Xiaogang looked coldly at the woman in front of him, thinking to himself that these twenty years have really changed her. She has become heartless and ungrateful. She is no longer the same Dong'er.

"Yu Xiaoang, when you left me to find your sister, have you ever thought about my feelings?" In the illusion, Bibi Dong approached Yu Xiaoang with a dagger in hand, scaring him so much that he trembled uncontrollably.

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"Dong'er, for the sake of our past friendship, please don't kill me!" Yu Xiaogang wailed in fear.

“Someone, throw this person who stole the Pope’s order and pretended to be an elder of the Spirit Hall out of the Spirit City.” Bibi Dong shouted coldly in the illusion.

Hearing this, the Spirit Templar Knight outside the door hurriedly opened the door, responded respectfully, then picked up Yu Xiao's anus and threw him out of the Pope's Palace.

Yu Xiaogang looked at the Spirit Temple Knights in front of him and covered his ears gently. Thinking of what Bibi Dong had just done to him, he was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He wanted to use his identity as an elder of the Spirit Temple to vent his resentment on these Knights who protected the temple.

"Damn it, you bunch of bastards. I'm an elder of the Spirit Hall, the son of the patriarch of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex family of the Upper Three Sects, and the number one theoretical master in the Douluo Continent. How dare you treat me like this? Believe it or not, I will let my disciple Tang San come and kill you all!" Yu Xiaogang cursed angrily.

As soon as Yu Xiaogang finished speaking, he was slapped several times. One of the Spirit Temple Knights shouted angrily, "Damn it! You are a Great Spirit Master who is less than level 30, and you dare to pretend to be an elder of our Spirit Hall. If you want to show off, you should find the right place. I will beat you to death."

After another round of punches and kicks, Yu Xiaogang's entire face was swollen, as if she had been stung by a bee, and she looked like she had gained at least several dozen pounds.

"Be gentle and don't beat this guy to death. I haven't made a move yet. I'm going to give him a few slaps too." One of the Soul Templar Knights came over and pleaded.

"What are you afraid of? We can just fight and heal him at the same time," replied the knight who had struck the hardest.

“Ah…Ah…Ah…”

There was another round of punching and kicking. One of the knights treated him, and the others took turns to beat him up. It was a horrible sight.

Although all this happened in an illusion, in the real world, the unconscious Yu Xiaogang was beaten a lot, because Su Xing was beating him and treating him at the same time.

……

After a long time, the illusion disappeared and Yu Xiaogang woke up quietly in the wild.

He wanted to rub his eyes in a daze, but as soon as his hand touched his face, a piercing pain swept over him. He wanted to scream in pain, but as soon as he opened his mouth, a mouthful of bright red blood spurted out.

Another wave of severe pain came.

"Cuckoo~"

My stomach suddenly made a strange noise.

At this time, Yu Xiaogang remembered that he had rushed to Wuhun City overnight for Tang San, and had not even eaten or drunk water. He was just about to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy his hunger.

However, he discovered that not only was his soul guide missing, but even the Pope's Order that Tang Hao had given him was missing. As far as he could remember, it must have been taken away by someone from the Spirit Hall.

"Damn it, my theory of invincibility is also in there." Yu Xiaogang frowned, tilted his head, and said with regret.

"Ow..."

Several noises similar to those of monkeys were heard.

"No, this voice is not from the ape, right?" After hearing this voice, Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly turned a little paler. This is a soul beast with an extremely bad reputation. Although this ape soul beast is not of high level, it is a social animal that is good at group fighting. And it is only interested in human men.

The next second, a group of strong monkeys slowly crawled out of the woods.

"No...no..." Yu Xiaogang showed a look of horror on her face. She covered her buttocks tightly with her hands, trying to make a final struggle.

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“Ah!!!” The master’s eyes were bloodshot and he let out a heart-wrenching roar. Waves of intense pain came from his abdomen…

The small jade anus directly turned into a large jade anus, unable to live or die.

…………

Tiandou City.

A week passed quickly, and the first six rounds of the preliminaries of the Continental Advanced Soul Master Elite Competition were successfully completed. Among them, Shrek Academy also completed six wins with great difficulty.

Somewhere in a corner of the Tiandou Soul Fighting Arena.

Shi Nian, who was wearing the white Canghui Academy uniform, had a gloomy look in his eyes. They did not expect that Shrek Academy would not only qualify, but also defeat the Elephant Armor Team.

Shi Nian's goal this time is to lead Canghui Academy to advance to the promotion round and the finals. If Shrek Academy continues to win like this, they will definitely not have a chance of qualifying.

So, Shi Nian put his hands behind his back, glanced at the seven idiots under his command, and comforted them, "You don't need to think too much, just play well in the second round. Now the Elephant Armor Team has been annihilated, I will deal with Shrek Academy."

As soon as Shi Nian said this, all the students in Canghui Academy were immediately cheered up. They knew the methods of their mentor Shi Nian very well, and a strange smile immediately appeared on their faces.

Shrek Academy, Dugu Bo’s residence.

This is a quiet courtyard with its back to the forest and facing a small river.

After Tang San obtained the fourth soul ring in the Sunset Forest, he made Dugu Bo the honorary elder of Shrek Academy, just like in the original novel. In order to make it easier for Tang San to detoxify Dugu Yan, Dugu Bo temporarily lived in Shrek Academy.

After Tang San learned that his Eight Spider Soul Bone could devour the vitality and soul power of others to improve his cultivation, he came here directly after returning to the academy with ulterior motives.

"Old Poison, Old Poison, are you there?" Tang San shouted.

"Little monster, stop shouting. I like quietness." Dugu Bo's lazy and old voice sounded in the room.

Inside the house, Dugu Bo slowly stood up, yawned, gently opened the door, and said, "Little monster, why did you come to see me? You don't want me to help you assassinate someone again? Then I tell you, you have found the wrong person."

Tang San shook his head and said, "Old Poison, don't worry. I didn't come to you this time to ask you to kill for me. Didn't I give your granddaughter the antidote last time? I asked you to find her a suitable spirit bone. Only by transferring all the toxins into the spirit bone can the snake venom in her body be completely eliminated. I wonder if you have found a suitable spirit bone?"

"Ah..." Dugu Bo sighed, his face darkened, and he said helplessly: "Soul bones are not so easy to find. I have been worried about this recently."

Hearing this, Tang San was secretly delighted and said, "Old Poison Creature, I came to you this time because I have a new treatment method. I will use the Eight Spider Soul Bones to suck out the accumulated snake venom in your body."

"What? Are you serious? The Eight Spider Soul Bone can be used like this?" Dugu Bo looked incredulous.

Tang San smiled and said, "Old Poisonous Creature, you are a Titled Douluo, but you don't even know this. If you don't believe me, I can try it on you first."

Tang San is not so kind. He only wants to absorb the vitality and soul power from other people to increase his own cultivation. He has begun to do whatever it takes to gain power.

…………

A few days later, Tiandou City.

A ragged middle-aged man appeared at the gate of Shrek Academy, his whole body filled with a pungent smell of urine.

At this moment, Yu Xiaogang hated Bibi Dong in his heart. He hated Bibi Dong for not only not telling him how to cultivate twin martial spirits, but also cutting off one of his ears with her own hands and taking back the Pope's Order that Tang Hao had given him.

Yu Dagang himself had never expected that after studying soul beasts for his entire life, he would end up being studied by the soul beasts instead.

"Bibi Dong, one day, I will destroy your Spirit Hall with my own hands." Yu Xiaogang's eyes looked a little creepy, like a devil from hell.

As soon as Yu Xiaogang reached the gate of Shrek Academy, he was stopped by the gatekeeper. "Hey, what are you doing? This is not a place for a beggar like you to come. Get out of here!"

Yu Xiaogang was beaten beyond recognition and was covered in dirt, looking exactly like a beggar. The doorman looked at him with a bit of disdain.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaogang frowned and said, "Open your dog eyes and see clearly. I am Yu Xiaogang, the vice president of Shrek Academy and the master of mainland theory."

The concierge was stunned for a moment, then pointed at the photo of Yu Xiaogang at the door and on the teacher's column, and said sarcastically: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, this is Master Yu, is he as fat as you?"

Yu Xiaogang's entire face was swollen, and she looked completely different from before.

"You are Yu Xiaogang, and I am Flanders. You stinky beggar, if you know what's good for you, just leave here quickly, otherwise, I will beat you out." The doorman rubbed his hands and said.

"You...you..." Yu Xiaogang was so angry that he was out of breath. He hadn't eaten for many days, and then he was besieged by the combined apes. He was so exhausted that he couldn't use his soul power.

If he didn't return to the academy, he would probably starve to death.

So, Yu Xiaogang quietly walked around Shrek Academy. It must be said that hard work pays off, as Yu Xiaogang found a place that was unguarded and could lead him into the academy.

dog hole!

Dog holes are usually built for small animals to pass through. When Yu Xiaogang saw this square hole that was neither too big nor too small, he actually hesitated. If others saw him, a great master, drilling through a dog hole, wouldn't he be laughed at?

"Cuckoo~"

His stomach growled inexplicably again. Thinking that he was about to starve to death and that he still had Tang San as his disciple, Yu Xiaogang was still prepared to crawl through the dog hole. After all, a real man can bend and stretch, so a mere dog hole was nothing.

Immediately afterwards, Yu Xiaoang curled up her body and crawled into the dog hole. Compared with the human body, this hole was very narrow. There was also some dog shit in it, which made Yu Xiaoang unable to open her eyes.

Moreover, he was stuck in the middle several times, unable to get in or out. In order to pass through the dog hole smoothly, Yu Xiaogang used up his last bit of soul power and summoned his martial soul Luo Sanpao.

Luo Sanpao tried his best to push Yu Xiaoang's butt from behind. After many efforts, Yu Xiaoang finally got through successfully.

With her soul power exhausted, Yu Xiaogang finally fainted.

A few hours later.

"Xiaogang, get up and take your medicine." Yu Xiaogang was drowsy when suddenly a woman's voice called out to her ear.

Hearing this, Yu Xiaoang slowly opened her eyes and found a young woman sitting beside the bed. She was crying and holding a bowl of hot medicine, with a strange light in her eyes: "Xiaoang, take this medicine, and your injury will not hurt."

"Erlong, I'm hungry... I don't want to take medicine. I want food, I want to eat..." Yu Xiaogang pushed away the medicine in Liu Erlong's hand and said stubbornly.

So, Liu Erlong brought a large table of wine and food for Yu Xiaogang.