I, Laffey, am a good ship girl!

"Wow~"

A bucket of water was poured on Sheffield's head, and the maid looked at the haystack next to her expressionlessly.

Two little lolis suddenly jumped out from inside.

"Suffer to death!"

“Try the power of the big bluefin tuna!”

Balloons filled with water and toy gun bullets were shot towards Sheffield. Sheffield reached back and grabbed a Royal Ark in front of her, which became her shield.

Water balloons and toy gun bullets hit Royal Ark's body with a crackling sound, causing her to gasp and moan.

"Ah, it's the whipping that drives out the love of my sisters!"

After withstanding a round of attacks, Sheffield threw the useless Royal Ark aside and walked towards Bailey and the bluefin tuna with an expressionless face after being drenched like a drowned chicken by the bucket of water.

The moment the two little girls saw Sheffield, their bodies froze.

"Why, why is it Sister Sheffield?"

"How does the big bluefin tuna know?"

Rafi stood behind and observed a moment of silence for the two little girls shrouded in shadows.

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It's on the shelves, it's on the shelves. I heard that it will be sold miserably before it is put on the shelves, but when I think about the 23 updates I owe, oh no, it's the 25th update now, I'd better save the energy of selling miserably for writing.

The cumulative time of the bounty is from the 11th to today, the 14th. The monthly tickets have increased by 1000 (tears~), the bounty has increased by more than 3, the blades have increased by more than 600, plus the extra 5 updates mentioned before, the total is 25 updates (I am not a human being).

In addition to the basic two updates of 4,000 words, there will be an additional one or two updates every day. There is still half a month left until the end of the month, and I will be able to finish it before the end of the month (confident).

It will be updated tomorrow at about 12 o'clock and will be updated frequently. I hope every friend who can see this can support it. This is really important for Pujie.

According to my imagination, Laffite's journey will probably last until one or two million words. There are so many ship girls, but only a few have appeared now?

Compared with the big guys in the same industry, I am just an ordinary and failed author. No matter how hard I try, I can only write such ordinary stories.

However, I hope that more readers will like this ordinary work.

I would also like to ask for subscriptions. Although the editor of this flop is the kind-hearted Orange Mom, she gave this flop three such good recommendation positions. If I fail, I am afraid my life will be in danger.

Dear friends, please subscribe, 嘤嘤嘤～

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Chapter 53: The weekend when the adults are away (first update, please subscribe!)

As we all know, submarine girls are one of the few girls who can dive freely into the water.

Mackerel is no exception.

But during the few days when the adults were out, they were specifically told not to go to the beach to play, and the little girl's joy in life disappeared in an instant.

Fortunately, there is an inflatable home swimming pool at home. Although it is not big, it is still enough to give the little girl a bath.

However, Bluefin ignored the fact that she was just a novice ship girl.

The swimming pool was five meters long and wide. After the bluefin tuna's ship equipment was thrown into it, he failed to control the speed and knocked over the airbag along with the boat.

As a result, the bluefin tuna crashed into the wall of the yard with its own equipment, creating a large hole half a meter wide in the wall.

He rubbed his head, completely unaware that he had gotten into trouble, and went to look for his good friend Bailey with a pout.

On the other side, holding a fashion magazine taken out from the Sheffield cabinet, the little rabbit Bailey put on her favorite outfit and put on makeup with cosmetics that no one usually uses.

She is going to debut as an idol in the future. Although Bailey is super cute without makeup, she will not lose to her sister after putting on makeup.

Bailey thought confidently until Bluefin Snapper came running over and saw the heavy makeup on Bailey's face.

"Wow, monster, tell me where you hid Bailey! Watch out!"

"Monster? Where is the monster?"

Bailey looked around, then saw the big bluefin fry holding his big stick and giving her a thousand-ton hit.

The dressing mirror and the things on the cabinet were scattered all over the floor, and the two little girls rolled on the ground and hugged each other.

"What are you doing, Albacore?"

The floor made a "bang bang" sound and Bailey complained dissatisfiedly, covering his head.

Hearing the familiar voice, the bluefin tuna tilted its head.

"Hey, are you Bailey?"

"Of course it's Bailey, who else do you think it is?"

Bailey shouted, pumping his fist.

Then I heard the big bluefish burst into laughter: "Haha, Bailey, what did you put on your face? It looks ugly."

“Is it very ugly?”

Bailey asked hurriedly, trying to find a mirror, but found broken pieces all over the floor.

She was not the newly born bluefin tuna that knew nothing yet. Noticing the mess in the room caused by the impact of the bluefin tuna, Bailey's mind went blank.

“It’s over, it’s over!”

When Sheffield returns, he will definitely be hung up and beaten.

Patting his butt and standing up, Big Bluefish asked, "Bailey, what are we going to eat today? Sister Rafi and the others are not here, so we can only go buy food by ourselves, right?"

I temporarily suppressed my fear of Sheffield. No matter what time, eating is the most important thing.

If Sheffield is not at home, doesn't that mean the two of them can eat whatever they want?

The two little girls excitedly took out the money that Sheffield left behind before he left, one hundred, two hundred, three hundred... a total of two thousand Singapore dollars. Under normal circumstances, it would be impossible for the two little girls to spend so much money in a week.

When Lafei and the others left, they were warned not to go too far and could only eat at familiar restaurants nearby.

Bailey didn't care about that. As long as she didn't eat the food made by Sheffield, she was satisfied.

Cute little Lolita always attracts a lot of attention. In addition, Royal Ark and Sheffield are both beauties. Although the family has only moved here for less than a month, people around them basically know them.

It is always safer to eat in a familiar place than to go outside, although it is unlikely that anyone would dare to attack the ship girl.

The main body of the ship is a battleship of several hundred tons. Not to mention putting it in a sack, high voltage electricity is useless and it is impossible for a needle to penetrate it. Just learn about the million-ton boxing.

The reason why a book is a book is that some things that are not in line with common sense will only happen in this book.

Born from mankind's beautiful wishes for warships, as the embodiment of battleships, KanColle are the most sensitive to human emotions.

If you treat the Kanmusu with kindness, the Kanmusu will respond with kindness to you. If you treat the Kanmusu with malice, the Kanmusu will not only give you a combo punch directly, but will also stay away from you.

That’s why there are so few commanders, and there are only more than a thousand people who have ascended the throne and own port areas. You have to know that the world’s population combined has long exceeded five billion.

You will generally only see commanders with ship girls in coastal cities, whether they have a port or not.

As for the inland, since there is no need to be wary of Sirens and there is no profit at all, the commanders will not appear in the inland.

In fact, it is understandable to occasionally think about wanting to marry a ship girl or wanting to be close to her.

The ship girl has a good personality and is cute. Normal people are not like Fahai who doesn’t understand love, so of course they will be moved when they see her.

It's like when you see a super cute little Lolita on the street, and you say you want to kiss her, hug her and lift her up high, the people around you will at most laugh and call you a perverted Lolita complex, but as long as you don't put it into action, everyone will still be good friends.

But if they really dare to do that, then call the police, spit, or be shot to death.

As a reserve commander, Zuo Ning certainly would not do such a heinous thing. He would even advise his fellow commanders who liked destroyers.

Isn't the queen good? Isn't the daughter good? Is the bridge of the battleship sisters not good?

Is it firm enough, or is it that the decks of aircraft carrier mothers are not curved enough? Why do you like those skinny loli destroyers when there are so many other options?

He, Zuo Ning, is a staunch believer in big ships and big guns!

When he first came to Ningchuan City for internship, he heard that the commander of his internship site didn't even have a skinny loli destroyer at home. This made him believe that the other party must be a qualified mature woman control freak like him.

However, what no one expected was that the senior with five years of command experience actually failed against a destroyer.

Only at this moment did Zuo Ning realize that they were different.

Although they both built tall and handsome battleships, this senior was actually an evil lolita complex!

Damn it, even if that destroyer is really cute, it shouldn't automatically reduce its intelligence by 20 points the moment it meets the person, right? How is this different from an upright ape in heat?

What made Zuo Ning even more unbelievable was that his senior was actually arrested on charges of being a lolita complex when he went to the KanColle division the next day.

Shame! It was really shameful for their commander! It shattered all his beautiful fantasies about the commander.

After the senior commander left, in order to avoid being seen, Zuo Ning immediately moved his ship girl out of the other side's port area and rented a room in the old capital where the rent was cheap.

Before being assigned their own port area, commanders were very short of money, but they could still afford daily expenses.

When Zuo Ning was alone outside, he was not idle either. The senior was right about at least one thing: a commander who didn't want to save the boat was no different from a salted fish.

There are quite a few free ship girls in Ningchuan City, and the vanguard ship girls account for the vast majority. However, there is no future for commanders who only think about picking up loli ship girls.

He had asked around and found out that there were several free ship girls living nearby. Although he didn't know what kind of ship girls they were, one of them was a pretty girl, maybe she was from a battleship. As long as he persisted, he would definitely find a chance to chat her up.

"I always feel like you're stupid, Commander."

Beside Zuo Ning, the imposing and eye-patch-wearing sister said unceremoniously: “It’s not that easy to salvage a ship. If it’s a battleship like mine, it’s fine. I don’t think the aircraft carrier girls out there can have the same combat power as me, or even higher than me.”

"Scharnhorst, don't underestimate people. Aren't the Yorktown and Hornet captains of the Kanmusu Division highly trained Kanmusu?"

"Humph, that's because they rely on their high level of training. I won't lose to them at the same level of training."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Zuo Ning shrugged. When he saw two little girls walking out of the target house, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"Finally, I've waited for them. They should be the free ship girls living with the battleship. Scharnhorst, go and ask them about the situation."

"Why should I go?"

"Hurry up, you can ask for anything you want after this is done. If I talk to a child, what if I'm mistaken for a lolita?"

"Hmm~"

Pursing his lips, Scharnhorst strode in front of Bailey and Albacore, blocking their way.

Just like a gang leader who came to cause trouble, the tall, silver-pink-haired queen, wearing an iron-blooded black outfit, looked down at Bailey and Bluefin tuna.

"Hey, you two are the ship girls who live here, right? Do you know a main ship girl with black hair?"

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Chapter 54: The Royal Ark and Scharnhorst (Second update, please subscribe)

"You said you were ambushing here in order to drive away a terrifying ship girl?"

"Uh-huh."

Tied up like dumplings and hung on the clothesline, Bailey and the bluefin tuna had tears in their eyes and nodded their heads rapidly.

On the other side of them was a cold-faced maid holding a feather duster, exuding murderous aura.

"Then, can you explain to me why there is a hole in the east wall, the house is full of water, my room is in a mess, the table and chairs are all gone, and the curtains in several rooms are all torn down?"

"I know this!"

The bluefin tuna sold out his teammates without hesitation.

"It was Bailey who wanted to build a concert stage and used up all the stools and curtains."

Hearing the "slander" of the bluefin tuna, Bailey got anxious and started biting people.

"The wall in the yard was damaged by the big bluefin tuna!"

"That was an accident!"