I don't want to be a hero.

Level: Sporadic Hero

Character card slot: one (empty)

Skill card slot: one (empty)

Equipment card slot: None

Hero Points: None

Ye Ya’s character information is very simple, just a few lines of text, but there is no explanation at all.

But Ye Ya was not surprised. He knew that his system was a piece of junk and had no humanized settings at all.

Combined with the information given by the previous system, it is obvious that these so-called "card slots" are used to equip the drawn cards.

Moreover, there is actually a number displayed on the card slot, which means that the number can be increased.

As for how to increase it, Ye Ya guessed it should be related to his "level". He is currently a [zero-star hero], so it is likely that he will be a "one-star", "two-star" or something like that in the future.

As for how to level up, Ye Ya had no idea. And the final "hero points" Ye Ya also had no idea.

After thinking for a long time without any result, Ye Ya finally decided to draw the card first.

The operation of drawing cards is also very simple. When entering the card opening interface, Ye Ya saw three three-dimensional floating black cards.

At this time, all three cards are covered, and it seems that Ye Ya needs to turn them over manually.

Because this is a low-level system with no explanations, Ye Ya could only try everything. Fortunately, his guess was correct.

Ye Ya easily turned over the first card, a white light lit up, and the first card was turned over by him easily.

The pattern on this card is a person, so it is obviously a "character card". This makes Ye Ya overjoyed, because among the three types of cards, the [character card] is the best.

A character may possess several skills at once, or even a bloodline that provides the greatest increase in strength.

But when Ye Ya saw clearly who was drawn on the card, the smile on his face froze.

The character on the card is a little fat man wearing khaki wool, and he is showing off his biceps.

Character card: Fat Tiger (from Doraemon)

Skill: King of Children (increases the deterrent power to children by 50%)

Ps: I, Fat Tiger, have always won people over with my virtue!

Chapter 5 Character Card "Swordsman"

What the hell is "conquering others with virtue"! Isn't it said that [Character Card] is the strongest?

What the hell is this "Fat Tiger" now? And this funny skill. If I equip this card, will it increase my strength?

Does that mean that Ye Ya should be the leader of the kids and snatch the little Lolita’s lollipop?

"No, I have to stay calm. It's normal to be unlucky in the first round. I still have two chances. As long as I can draw a stronger [Character Card], my self-protection ability will increase significantly."

Ye Ya desperately told himself to stay calm, as the highlights were yet to come. Then he stretched out his trembling hand and turned over the second card.

The second card had a straw hat on it, which was obviously an item card. Yeya couldn't wait to read the introduction on it.

Item Card: Luffy's Straw Hat

Effect: Increased personality charm (from the One Piece world, Roger gave the straw hat to Shanks, and then gave it to Luffy.)

Ps: Wear this straw hat, you may be able to capture the heart of One Piece and become One Piece's "man".

After seeing the introduction and effect of this straw hat, Ye Ya almost wanted to overturn the coffee table of his heart, because it was full of "tragedies".

You are just kidding me, and you are still the "man" of the Pirate King. Damn, even if you want to be one, you want to be the Pirate King's woman. Ugh, you want to be the Pirate King yourself.

"No, there's no hope. This system not only looks low, but also quite tricky."

After two shots in a row, the things that came out were useless. Ye Ya began to give up his illusions about this third card.

When Ye Ya walked over and turned over the last card, a bright light almost blinded his eyes.

Based on this special effect, this one is definitely a hit. Ye Ya quickly looked at what he had won this time with excitement.

This time, the card shows a man with his hair tied up and sitting on the ground with a long knife in his hand.

Character Card: Yasuo, the Swift Swordsman (sporadic)

(The only swordsman in Ionia who learned the "Wind Sword Technique", was expelled because he was misunderstood as having killed an elder.)

Skills: Wind Swordsmanship

Ps: Death is like the wind, it is always with me.

"Oh my god, it really is a product, it's actually Yasuo!"

Ye Ya naturally recognized Yasuo. After all, he was also a otaku in his previous life and played a lot of games.

Although Yasuo's "Way of the Wanderer" is not in line with his "Way of the Coward", the system did not say that the [Character Card] would affect the personality, so Yeya quickly pulled "Yasuo" into the card slot.

With the "Yasuo" card embedded in the card slot, Yeya can also feel the changes in himself.

For example, he seemed to be able to feel the flow of the wind around him, his five senses became more acute, and his physical qualities also improved.

In addition, various moves of [Wind Control Sword Technique] appeared in Ye Ya's mind, as if these were originally his.

Various moves such as Steel Flash, Wind Barrier, Forward Slash, and Gale Instant Slash were clearly rehearsed in Yeya's mind, as if he could now use these skills with ease.

Moreover, Yeya's superpowers were not very strong to begin with, and now combined with Kiaso's "wind control" ability, they complement each other.

Previously, Yeya relied on second- or third-rate swordsmanship and his superpowers that were so weak that they were negligible, and his strength was probably in the upper-middle "wolf level".

But now that Ye Ya is equipped with the "Swift Wind Swordsman" card, his strength has at least reached the upper-middle "Tiger Level", which is a full level higher.

And Ye Ya just discovered that, unlike "Fat Tiger", the back of the "Wind Swordsman" card also shows the [Sporadic] sign, which obviously means there is room for improvement.

Although Ye Yai doesn't know the method yet, he will be able to figure it out one day.

When Yeya finished tidying up everything, Saitama, who had been out, also came back with a lot of vegetables and beef in his hands.

"Hey, Yeya, why do I feel like you give me a different feeling than just now?"

Should we say that he is worthy of being called the [Son of the World]? Even though Saitama is still a weakling now, he has keenly noticed that Yeya is different from before.

"Don't you know that everyone is changing all the time? Even though your hair is so thick now, you might become bald one day."

Because he drew "Wind Swordsman", Yeya's mood improved a lot and he started joking with Saitama.

"How is this possible! I still rely on my hair to pick up girls. Besides, I'm so healthy, how can I lose my hair?"

Saitama scoffed at Yeya's words. He was not a programmer nor a novel writer, so how could he become bald for no reason?

"By the way, Yeya, after what happened today, I plan to train myself. I want to be a hero out of interest. Do you want to come with me?"

Saitama took out a piece of beef from the hot pot. While grimacing from the burn, he did not forget to ask Yeya if he wanted to participate in his exercise plan.

"Your so-called hard training... doesn't it mean one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred squats, a ten-kilometer run, no air conditioning in winter or summer, and a banana in the morning?"

Yeya asked tentatively, but Saitama looked at him with a horrified expression.

"Can you read minds? I just made this exercise plan on my way to the supermarket. How do you know it?"

Seeing Saitama's surprised expression, Yeya had an expression of "as expected". Saitama did break his own limiter through such "hard training" and became the strongest in the world.

But it was useless for others to use Saitama's training method. Because not long ago, Yeya was one of the experimenters.

There's nothing I can do about it. After all, he is the [Son of the World], so he can use cheats as a matter of course. Others don't have this treatment.

"By the way, how on earth did you know about my exercise plan? Can you really read my mind?"

While Yeya was thinking, Saitama scooped all the meat in the hot pot into his own bowl, leaving a few floating pieces of vegetables for Yeya.

"There's no such thing as mind reading. I've just done this before."

Ye Ya naturally saw Saitama's little action, but he didn't care. After all, unlike poor people like Saitama, he had a good life at home.

"Oh, and how did that work out?"

Saitama looked at Yeya expectantly, trying to get the answer from his expression.

"The effect is naturally very good, and it's getting stronger every day!"

For the sake of his future thick thighs, Yeya could only agree against his conscience. Actually, he was not lying, after all, this set really worked for Saitama.

"Okay, then follow this exercise plan. As for the other exercise requirements, Yeya, you think the same as I do, but why can't we turn on the air conditioner in winter or summer?"

There is no such item in Saitama's exercise plan. It's okay in winter, but is it possible for humans to not turn on the air conditioner in summer?

When Yeya heard Saitama's words, he was also stunned. Didn't Saitama in the original work tell Genos that this could help him exercise his willpower?

Is there another hidden story? (Well, actually, Saitama can’t afford the electricity bill, so he saves as much as possible on air conditioning and other things. But now, due to Yeya’s intrusion, Saitama’s economic crisis has not yet reached that level.)

Chapter 6 It’s okay to be bald. How can you become stronger if you’re not bald?

The next day, the [Saitama Training Plan] started.

Saitama got up early, which was rare for him, and prepared to go for a ten-kilometer long-distance run.

"Yeya, hurry up and get up. Didn't you say last night that you were also interested in my [exercise plan] and wanted to participate?"

Yeya rubbed his sleepy eyes. He seemed to have promised Saitama yesterday that he would exercise with him.

After all, Yeya still refused to give up. He planned to train with Saitama, just in case he saw a ghost.

Maybe if he trains with Saitama for three years, he can also break his own "limiter". The reason he failed before must be because Saitama didn't exist.

But the situation is different now. Maybe influenced by Saitama's "protagonist halo", I will also succeed.

And even if the amount of exercise is not large, even if he doesn't exercise with Saitama, Yeya himself still needs to exercise.

time flies……

Saitama followed the training plan he had formulated for about a year and a half.

"ah--------!"

Ye Ya was awakened from his sleep by a high-pitched scream. In addition to revealing surprise and disbelief, the shout also carried a strong sense of unwillingness.

Fortunately, all the residents around here have moved away, otherwise someone would have come to complain again.

"Why are you yelling in broad daylight? Did you forget about the supermarket sale that day?"

Ye Ya covered his head with the quilt in dissatisfaction. He played games with Saitama Xiuxian too late last night. He was still screaming so early in the morning. Who the hell could stand it?

"Night! Night! Night! I'm really bald!"

Saitama ran to Yeya's bed at a speed faster than the speed of sound, grabbed his shoulders and shook him madly.

"Tell me, are you able to predict the future? Did you know that I would be bald one day?"

After being shaken madly by Saitama, Yeya finally began to wake up.

Looking at the shiny bald head in front of him, Yeya finally understood. It was probably because Saitama was washing in front of the mirror today and suddenly found that his hair had fallen out.

"I'm finally bald. It's a good baldness!"

Yeya touched Saitama's big bald head. He had been waiting for this day for who knows how long.

The fact that Saitama is bald proves that he has become stronger. The "limiter" of his body has finally been broken. From now on, he will be the [Monster Buster] Saitama teacher.

"Ye Ya, you bastard! You actually said that I'd rather be bald. I've long suspected that you were jealous of my handsome looks. Every time we go out for a run together, I'm even more annoyed by the fact that the beautiful girls along the way always flirt with me."

"But I didn't expect you to do anything to my hair. I was really wrong about you."

Yeya is speechless about Saitama's narcissism. Every time he goes out for a run, beautiful girls always look at him, okay?

"You're kidding me. With my looks, why would I be jealous of you and even touch your hair?"

Since it concerns his own dignity, Yeya naturally does not intend to give in, and starts fighting with Saitama.

"Then tell me what's going on now? Why am I bald?"

Saitama has been with Yeya for such a long time, so he naturally knows that his best friend is not this kind of person. Pointing at his big bald head, he asked with tears in his eyes.

"It's simple. You became stronger, so you became bald."

Yeya seemed to be speaking of something that was taken for granted. This was indeed the case. Is Saitama, who is not bald, still the One Punch Man?

"Is the price you have to pay to become stronger so painful?"

After getting the explanation, Saitama turned gray and crouched in a corner in frustration, unable to recover from the heavy blow.