I don't want to be a hero.
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Chapter 146: Ye Ya is a pervert in the street?
(The chapter order is wrong, this chapter is the original one...)
And when Sonic the Hedgehog appeared, the system that Yeya had been immersed in for a long time actually gave him another task.
Mission: Defeat Sonic the Hedgehog in a one-on-one duel.
Reward: Three random card draws
"Saitama, fight with me. I will avenge the last arrow I shot at you with."
As soon as Sonic appeared, he targeted the bald Saitama. As for Yeya beside Saitama, he was completely ignored.
But Saitama obviously has no interest in Sonic. He is busy looking for "criminals" to complete his mission.
"Saitama, how about letting me have this guy? I heard he's a ninja, which interests me."
Sonic, who had ignored Yeya before, became instantly dissatisfied when he heard what Yeya said.
He is "Sonic the Hedgehog", a well-known figure in the killer world.
The only opponent he wanted to fight was Saitama. As for the other random people, he had no interest in them at all.
"You have nothing to do here, so get out of here. My opponent is Saitama."
"Ding------!"
As soon as Sonic finished speaking, he saw a cold light suddenly flash in front of him.
Almost subconsciously, Sonic drew his sword to block. The two narrow samurai swords collided with each other, making a clear sound.
"Whether it is a small fish or not is not up to you to decide!"
Ice suddenly began to appear on Yeya's knife, and began to spread to Sonic's body through the knife that came into contact with Sonic.
Sonic seemed to realize that something was wrong and did a roundhouse kick towards Yeya's abdomen, taking the opportunity to create some distance between them.
"You are a ninja, I wonder if you know the legendary ninjutsu?"
Yeya calmly threw the knife down and looked at Sonic with a playful expression.
If Sonic were a hero, his strength would undoubtedly be at the level of an "S-class hero".
And compared to Genos, he is probably even stronger.
If it was the previous Ye Ya, he would probably have ended up defeated if he had met the other party.
However, this "journey to another world", especially the "Naruto world", has greatly improved Yeya's strength.
Now, Yeya has almost an absolute chance of winning against Sonic.
Moreover, the "ninjas" in this world seem to focus more on the cultivation of physical skills. As for "ninjutsu", there seem to be only techniques like "substitution techniques".
Thanks to the extremely inclusive rules of the "One Punch World", the abilities of the people here are also varied.
Therefore, Yeya's "ninjutsu" can actually be used freely in this world.
As for Yeya in front of him, Sonic's first reaction was "strong man". Although not as desperate as Saitama, the other party was undoubtedly also a good player.
But Yeya's words made Sonic think that the other party was a fool.
How could "Ninjutsu" exist in this world? Their so-called "Ninja" is nothing more than a profession that has honed speed to the limit and is proficient in assassination and hiding.
Just as Sonic was about to make a sarcastic remark, a scene occurred in front of him that made him drop his jaw.
"Water Release: Water Body Technique!"
The man holding a knife in front of him actually split into two!
Is this a real clone technique? No, it must be a trick that ninjas often use.
But when Yeya and his water clones started running together and began to attack Sonic, Sonic was confused again.
The so-called sleight of hand, can it cut his handsome face with a knife?
This is a real entity! And it has certain strength!
Moreover, Yeya's subsequent endless "ninjutsu" directly refreshed Sonic's three views.
The ability to summon large-scale water flows out of thin air, and the ability to slash out strong winds.
What's even more outrageous is that the ability to freeze an area of hundreds of meters in an instant is simply unscientific.
There is no doubt that Sonic was beaten by Yeya, and the only thing his opponent could use was "speed".
But this is useless in front of Yeya. Yeya's speed may not be as fast as Sonic's.
But when he split into dozens of "water clones" and swarmed over, no matter how fast Sonic was, he could not gain any advantage.
As for Sonic's various shurikens and swordsmanship, Yeya said that they were just what he had left over. It can be said that except for the advantage of "speed", Sonic is at a disadvantage in all other aspects.
"The world is huge. As a ninja, I don't even know ninjutsu. I'm such a failure..."
Yeya walked up to Sonic who was lying in the pit, left these words, and left with Saitama.
Sonic fell into deep thought, wondering if the "Ninja Village" he was in was not orthodox.
In this world, there is a ninja village that teaches "ninjutsu". Where is the person next to Saitama from?
"I actually forgot to ask the other person's name just now, but from now on, besides Saitama, there will be one more person to defeat."
In the past, Sonic always felt arrogantly that he was a strong man, one of the top strong men in the world.
But after having his eggs broken by Saitama, Sonic began to doubt his life.
Sonic was beaten by Yeya again today and was completely confused. Is he actually a loser?
Otherwise, how come just two people can crush me?
Yeya didn't know that his act of defeating Sonic had made him a target of the enemy, and at this time he was still helping Saitama find the criminal.
"What should I do, Yeya? I can't find my target at all. If I continue like this, I will become a homeless person again."
Honestly speaking, in this world, petty thieves are even rarer than "weirdos".
After all, the emergence of the "Hero Association" has indeed reduced the crime rate significantly.
Moreover, the number of "C-level heroes" is as high as several hundred, which is more than the number of "heroes" of other levels combined.
Their mission targets are all these "human criminals", and it is naturally difficult to find them when there are too many people and too little resources.
"How about we direct and perform it ourselves?"
Ye Ya knows the art of transformation, so he is more than capable of playing the role of a bad guy.
"Wouldn't this be a bad idea..."
The bald man is obviously interested, but still pretends to be serious.
Yeya: "Really? Then I'll leave. Anyway, my target has been completed."
Saitama: "Ahem, actually I think your method is great!"
Immediately afterwards, Ye Ya transformed into a handsome dude, scanning the street for suitable targets.
"Yes, she has fair skin, beautiful looks, a curvy figure, and long legs. That's her."
Ye Ya walked in front of a city beauty with a step that didn't recognize any relatives. He waved his hand and a gust of wind suddenly blew...
"Well, black hollow lace, tasteful..."
The beauty's skirt was blown up by a sudden strong wind. At first she was panicking and holding down her miniskirt. Then she was looking for the culprit with an angry look on her face.
Chapter 147 The Correct Way to Be a Pervert
(If you have read this chapter, please go back and read the previous chapters, because I got the order wrong, so I will just update three chapters today╮( ̄▽ ̄““)╭
And when the beauty turned around and saw Ye Ya raising his hand behind her, but hadn’t put it down yet…
The beautiful woman's reaction was a little strange. Her face was flushed and her hands no longer held down her skirt.
Instead, she looked at Yeya teasingly: "Handsome guy, do you want to be friends?"
Ye Ya, who was waiting for the woman to call for help, was dumbfounded...
The cat was in the corner, waiting for Saitama to save the beauty, but he fell down...
This is totally out of character!
Faced with the beautiful woman's behavior of sticking to him, Ye Ya fled in panic.
From a distance, I could hear the other party shouting to leave their contact information...
Did you start off badly? Never mind, the one just now was obviously a single white-collar worker who was hungry, and he was a special case.
For his next target, Ye Ya found a young woman with a child, thinking that a married woman would have a more normal reaction.
Ye Ya used the same method to lift up the young woman's skirt.
This time it's purple with patterns, um, it has a certain flavor...
When the young woman turned around angrily, she saw Ye Ya with an evil smile on his face.
Young woman: "I didn't expect that even though I already have a child, I can still attract young men. Look at his appearance. If he was five years younger, I might have married him."
The battle ended in failure again. Ye Ya never knew that being a pervert was so damn difficult.
"Yeya, I feel like you're not helping me, you're just enjoying the benefits!"
The bald man was dissatisfied. He paid a high price, but Ye Ya just did it like this?
Every time he hid, ready to wait for the women to scream for help so that he could jump out and fight the criminals.
But reality seems to be playing jokes on them.
Those women either ran away with blushing faces, or even more exaggeratedly, some of them teased Ye Yai instead.
"What can I do? The script is all yours. You wanted to be a hero and save the beauty, and attract some female fans at the same time.
I mean, I can just smash some shops and then you can catch me, it's so easy."
That’s right, all of this was caused by Baldy, who insisted on playing the hero and saving the beauty.
Ye Ya was asked to go out on the street to tease those beauties, but he failed to tease the beauties and was teased many times instead.
Now there are still a lot of contact information left by the target in his pocket. What can he do?
"Who made you so handsome? Is there any pervert who looks so handsome?"
Saitama pointed at Yeya's "Sasuke face" with great dissatisfaction.
"This is already much worse than my original face, okay?"
Yeya was not bragging. Thanks to the excellent genes of Tornado's family, Yeya looked like the idol of this world.
"Anyway, you just need to become a little more vulgar and have the qualities of a pervert, understand?"
"The qualities of a pervert? I think I understand..."
Ye Ya made seals again, and this time a middle-aged man with white hair and a forehead protector with the word "Oil" on it appeared.
Then Ye Ya put on a lustful horse face again and started looking for targets on the street.
This time, Ye Ya looked lustful, and just as he walked within one meter of a girl, the girl started screaming before he could make a move.
"Ah! There's a pervert! This old man has been staring at me with lustful eyes, and now he's even coming closer!"
Just as Yeya was waiting for the bald man to appear and sighing that this is indeed a world where looks matter, the "hero" appeared.
But the "hero" that appeared was not a bald man, but a muscular brother wearing a tiger-print vest.
"In broad daylight, you actually flirted with me... Ugh, you actually planned to molest such a lovely girl. I [Vest Tiger] will never let you do whatever you want."
The lines are too clichéd, and it's obvious that the character is cannon fodder and won't survive even one episode.
But the people around me seem to be quite fond of this.
"It's [Vest Tiger], great, the bad guy won't be able to escape this time."
"Yes, they are all very strong in the 'Vest Group'!"
Ye Ya looked speechlessly at the "Vest Tiger" who was being flattered by the crowd, turned around to look at the bald man and asked him what he was doing?
The bald man pointed to the banana peel on the ground, indicating that he had just slipped and was a step too late.
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