My XX deal with Sister Nero

If that still doesn't work, change one until you find the one that wakes you up.

That’s right, the Isis cult is a cult that likes group sex.

It is also because of this that the Roman citizens are not very averse to this religious order.

PS1: As everyone knows, I am very poor, but even though I am poor, I still dare to browse Taobao to look at action figures, right? I cannot afford action figures that cost more than or yuan, but I firmly believe that one day I will be able to pay off my debts and have money again, and one day I will be able to afford action figures.

And now, I don’t even dare to put figures worth 700 or 800 yuan in the shopping cart. Now I only dare to look at the prizes, and the special prizes are more than 70 yuan.

PS2: Historically, believers of Isis initially simply believed in this goddess of fertility and simply performed various prayers. However, after arriving in Rome, somehow, group sex suddenly became a regular feature of the culture. Of course, there is currently no recognized explanation in the historical community as to why there was such a regular feature. I am just talking nonsense, so don't take it seriously.

Chapter 330 I suspect you are doing something pornographic, but I have no evidence

"Holy marriage between blood relatives?" Inside the Senate Hall, a senator subconsciously raised his eyebrows and looked at another senator with some surprise.

"Yes, a holy marriage between blood relatives." Another elder nodded seriously.

"Holy marriage between blood relatives... I remember it seems to mean that you have to marry your biological brother or sister of the opposite sex, right? It seems that the pharaohs of every dynasty in Egypt did this." An elder with a cross scar on his left cheek touched his chin and said after thinking for a while.

"Yes." An old elder nodded and said.

"Holy blood marriage... why would someone in Rome suddenly mention this?" Vanore frowned. His Majesty's coronation as Pharaoh had led to many people in the city discussing Egypt-related matters in recent times. This was understandable, after all, His Majesty's coronation was a topic... But what customs you mentioned were nothing strange, but why would someone suddenly mention the holy blood marriage?

"Not very clear..." said the elder who first mentioned this topic, shaking his head.

"Forget it, just mention it. After all, our Roman Empire has not yet reached the point where people are convicted for speech." Vanore shook his head and prepared to move on to the next topic.

"But..." The elder suddenly looked up at Vanore and said, "But, Second Senator, colleagues, someone in Rome is spreading this news."

"What news?" Vanore looked at the elder and suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.

"My dear colleagues, there are rumors in the city that... Your Highness and Your Majesty are a match made in heaven. And now that Your Majesty has become the Pharaoh, so... why not let Your Majesty follow the example of the Egyptian Pharaoh and perform a holy blood marriage."

???

Vanore opened his eyes wide. He originally wanted to ridicule this statement, but then he changed his mind and thought, our Emperor Nero... seems to be pampering his younger brother a little too much?

Think about it carefully. His Majesty has said more than once that he would pass the throne to Your Highness. He also went to the Anatolian Peninsula in person and brought Your Highness back because Your Highness suddenly appeared on the Anatolian Peninsula. Also, after the Decianus incident, His Majesty arranged administrative officials and generals for Your Highness... All of these express one thing without exception.

Your Majesty, you are pampering His Highness too much!

It has far exceeded the love that an older sister has for her younger brother!

If it were any other time, it would be fine. Vanore would at most think that Nero wanted to compensate his younger brother. After all, Nero took good care of Tony when Tony was very young, and his younger brother had been missing for so many years and finally came back. It was also expected that Nero would compensate his younger brother.

But! It was Nero who proposed the idea of ​​becoming Pharaoh. Not long after he became Pharaoh, rumors of a holy marriage spread in Rome. In addition, Nero had favored his younger brother so much. All these signs showed that these things... were probably a trap set by Nero!

A scheme to marry her own brother!

Having said that, however... I suspect you are doing something pornographic, but I have no evidence.

Well, no matter what, no matter whether this was a trap set by Nero in order to marry Tony, one thing is certain, that is... Nero must not marry Tony!

Because His Royal Highness the Prince is so resourceful!

When he initially gave up the throne, everyone mistakenly believed that this little prince was just a "smart kid" who had no vision for the overall situation, which led the Senate to initially trust him.

However, what Tony did later... the veteran who was previously said to be a little clever but without a sense of the overall situation, come out for a moment, I have a treasure to show you!

Your Majesty has inherited the glorious tradition of the Claudius family, which is to exclude the Senate, and our Prince... God knows what he has experienced in the past. He is usually okay, but once he gets serious, he seems... quite disgusted with the Senate and the Guards?

Your Majesty, that is the fine tradition of the Claudius family, but Your Highness, for some unknown reason, is very disgusted with the Guards and the Senate. If Your Highness and Your Majesty are together, let alone anything else, the best outcome for the Senate is that within a hundred years, it will be impossible to see the dawn of the restoration of the republic!

"Holy marriage between blood relatives... who was the first to spread it?" Vanore thought for two seconds and asked with a gloomy face.

"It seems... it was spread by the believers of Isis." An elder answered cautiously.

"The followers of Isis..." Vanore frowned. If it was someone else who spread the news first, it would be fine, but the followers of Isis... this is really difficult to solve.

Because Isis was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, and her followers had the habit of group sex, this cult was quite popular in Rome. Many noble knights joined the cult and became followers of this god.

That's right, if it was any other cult, the worst that could be done would be to ban it directly, but that's not the case with the Cult of Isis. Due to various reasons, this cult has made the relationships of many aristocratic families very complicated. If you want to touch this cult... it's not easy.

"In short, we must first find a way to kill the idea of ​​holy marriage between blood relatives and never let His Majesty hear it." Vanore said, "Whether His Majesty has similar ideas or not, the most basic point is that we cannot gamble. We cannot gamble that His Majesty does not have such ideas. If His Majesty has such ideas... you should understand what this means to our Senate."

"Senate Vanore, I do have a suggestion." A standing senator in a white toga said, "Let's... just assume that this is His Majesty's intention, and that His Majesty is using public opinion to build momentum for his marriage to Your Highness. Since the other party is using public opinion to build momentum, I think it's not easy for us in the Senate to take direct action. The only solution is that we also use public opinion to guide the public and refute the idea of ​​holy marriage by blood relatives. At the same time, we can find someone to make some big news and find a way to divert the attention of the citizens."

"That makes sense." An elder wearing a toga with purple edges nodded and said, "This is a good idea. By then, even His Majesty... will probably be attracted by other events, right?"

"But..." Just as everyone nodded, Elder Pasu suddenly stood up and said with some doubt: "All our assumptions now are based on one point, that is, the person who proposed the holy marriage of blood relatives has nothing to do with Your Majesty, but... What if this is what Your Majesty proposed? What if Your Majesty really wants to marry His Royal Highness the Prince? Everyone, what should we do then?"

PS: Basically, starting from this chapter, the plot will enter a new stage, that is, Tony and Nero are engaged (don’t ask why it is engagement, the protagonist is still young, and marriage and other things will come when they grow up, well, grow up in various senses). I was thinking, what if... I coo at this time, what will happen [funny]

Chapter 331 If you want to live a decent life, you must have some green on your head

"What's the situation?" Almost at the same time, in the study of the palace.

"Your Majesty." Looking at Nero who was sitting at the desk reviewing the report, the captain of the guards, Evebia, lowered her head and replied, "The plan is going smoothly. General Finius and I have sent people to spread the news in the city..."

At this point, Evebia paused and continued, "However, Your Majesty, I heard that it seems that the followers of Isis are also actively promoting the holy marriage of blood relatives."

"Isis's followers?" Nero was stunned for a moment, frowned and said, "Isis... seems to be an Egyptian god, right? Why would her followers actively promote holy marriages between blood relatives?"

"This...I don't know." Evebia shook her head.

"Hmm." Nero nodded and did not make things too difficult for Evebia.

Even the knowledgeable Emperor Nero didn't know why, so how could Evebia know?

Well, forget it. We'll deal with this matter later. As for now... Nero turned his head and glanced at the window next to him. Next, let's see how the Senate will act!

"It would be embarrassing if my brother ended up crying and rejecting me." Nero suddenly sighed and whispered to himself.

She is different from Tony. Tony knows that his sister likes him and wants to marry him, and Tony doesn't care about it. But Nero doesn't know that Tony also wants to marry him. After all... Tony disguised himself too well. Except for Zero who saw this, no one else could see it.

"The followers of Isis..." A few days later, Tony received information about the city of Rome. He originally wanted to say that the holy marriage was done by Nero, but he did not expect that it was the followers of Isis who spread it.

In fact, this can't be blamed on Tony's intelligence gathering ability. Think about it, Nero was indeed promoting the holy marriage of blood relatives, but what kind of people did she send? The Guards and the Royal Guards, these people spread the news in a habitual way, hiding themselves in the dark and quietly spreading the news, unlike the followers of Isis, who spread the news in a big way, and these people also promoted the holy marriage of blood relatives.

Therefore, the spies of almost all forces, big and small, in the entire city of Rome were deceived.

"Why did the followers of Isis suddenly come out and interfere?" After thinking about it for a while, Tony roughly understood the reason.

Isis is the Egyptian goddess of fertility, and Isis's followers are good at group sex. Holy marriage happens to be related to Isis, so it is possible that the followers of Isis suddenly jumped out and made trouble when Nero became the pharaoh.

However, the problem is that the news of this holy marriage will definitely reach the ears of the Senate. Regardless of whether Nero is behind it, the Senate will definitely find a way to suppress the news. After all, if Nero really takes this opportunity to play a holy marriage... that would be troublesome.

The Senate cannot allow such trouble to exist!

"Since you want to play a public opinion war... then I'll play with you!" Standing in front of the window, Tony's mouth curled up and he sneered twice.

Public opinion war? I have never given in in my life!

In his previous life, Tony was a small moderator of a forum with more than 200,000 members. He was very good at using public opinion to fight against some strange guys and never lost. In the end, how bored was he? That's right, he set up a small vest, gathered together those who hated him and disliked him and were beaten up by him using public opinion, and madly blackened himself.

Finally, he felt that such behavior was too immature and silly, so he revealed his identity to this group of die-hard fans who were almost his fanboys, and then ignored them.

So putting aside other things, if we really want to fight a public opinion war, let’s not talk about whether we can win, but at least one thing is certain: Tony is really not afraid!

Since my sister has taken the lead, it’s my turn to perform next.

Taking a deep breath, Tony returned to the table, found a pen and paper, and began writing frantically.

During the following period of time, all kinds of melon-eating dramas were staged in the city of Rome.

First, Nero was announced to be the Pharaoh, followed by rumors of divine marriage, and then all kinds of strange gossip and the great harm of marrying close relatives revealed behind these news. Tony, who was far away in Britain, almost thought he had returned to modern society.

But not long after, new news came out, such as a pair of siblings in a certain family got married and gave birth to a genius, or a certain elder had a not so clean private life and was often seen going in and out of a certain bathhouse and doing happy things with the lady of a noble family.

Surround Wei and rescue Zhao!

As early as the end of the battle with Sefalu, Tony had thought about finding some small flaws in the veterans' affairs, but he had few men, and the people he hired temporarily could not find any real small flaws. In the end, Tony's desk was filled with gossip about the veterans.

Originally Tony said that these things could only be used for fun, but he didn't expect that they would be used now.

It is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone! Anyway, I enjoyed watching it and even watched it for a while. I think the citizens of Rome who are not well-entertained should also watch these news and watch it happily.

Then... the elders were left banging their tables and cursing in the meeting hall in embarrassment.

"Damn it! Who on earth is this! Who on earth did this! What do you mean I can't satisfy my wife?" Vitori slammed the table and shouted angrily.

"Vittori, calm down, there must be a conspiracy behind this." Wendex, who was sitting not far from Vitori, said calmly.

"Shut up!" Hearing Wendex's voice, Vitori subconsciously turned his head to look at Wendex, his eyes almost spitting fire: "Last weekend, you actually took advantage of me going out to be with my wife secretly? Huh? Wendex, you are quite courageous!"

"Cough cough." After coughing twice in embarrassment, Wendex subconsciously shrank his neck.

In fact, among Roman nobles, their wives were keen to wear a very healthy hat for themselves. This was not a big deal. You can have an affair with other men, but similarly, I can also have an affair with other women.

But this kind of thing was done secretly by everyone and could not be put on the table. For example, when Windex went to see Vittorio's wife, he did so when Vittorio was not around. This was a kind of "tacit understanding" among the nobles, a tacit understanding of covering one's ears and pretending to be deaf.

But now, these things have not only been exposed, but also spread wildly in the city of Rome. The entire Roman Empire, from the Emperor to the foreign slaves, knows that Vittorio could not satisfy his wife, which led to his wife having a good time with Windeiks.

You told me that if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little cheating on your wife, that's fine, but! But! What right do you have to say that I can't satisfy my wife? ! And you even used this matter to make a fuss in the whole city of Rome like a broadcast to the whole server!

What a shame! What a shame! ! !

Why can’t I satisfy my wife?! That boss said that?! Stand up! Do you believe I will eat you alive?!

Chapter 332: Public Opinion Contest

Tony's strategy of attacking Wei to save Zhao can be said to have made the Senate very angry, and the most crucial thing is that because of these gossips, the elders were forced to fight on their own and find ways to stop the spread of these rumors that were unfavorable to themselves, so they temporarily had no time to target the holy marriage of blood relatives.

In addition to opening up melon fields to provide the Roman citizens with a variety of popular melons, Tony was also quietly spreading something in secret.

Crazy self-aggrandizement.

The people responsible for spreading the news were the mercenaries temporarily hired by Tony, and mercenaries were only good at two things: fighting and bragging.

For example, in the Battle of Apamea, there was actually nothing outstanding about the entire battle. Whether it was in terms of manpower or equipment, Tony had an absolute advantage. If he still couldn't win, then Tony would really have to pack up and say goodbye to the command job.

But it is undeniable that Tony was only twelve years old at the time. Compared with other twelve-year-old children... emmmmm, His Highness WDNMD is really a genius!

Therefore, the Battle of Apamea and the pacification of the British province became the few things Tony could brag about.

And these mercenaries are very good at bragging in various ways.

"Have you heard? Back then, His Royal Highness single-handedly recaptured the city of Apamea with only a short sword. Because His Royal Highness was so powerful, in order to hide his incompetence, he announced to the public that it was His Royal Highness who led the army to recapture Apamea."

In a tavern, a young man in a toga took a sip of beer from his cup and spoke to a companion next to him.

"I've known about this for a long time." The young man's companion first burped for a long time, then approached the young man with a mysterious look on his face and whispered, "I heard that when Your Highness put down Boudica's rebellion, Your Highness only had more than 40 guards and cavalrymen, while the rebels had more than 200,000 troops. Guess...how did Your Highness win?"

"No way, two hundred thousand?" The young man was stunned. Although His Highness could slay dragons and recapture Apamea City single-handedly, the Pontic rebels in Apamea City were essentially just a group of armed peasants who would collapse at the first touch of a battle. They only needed to be scared a little and these bastards would flee in panic.

But the rebels under Boudica are different!

That was an army in the true sense. Although their combat effectiveness was not as good as that of the Roman Legion, they were well-trained and their combat effectiveness was far higher than that of the Pontic rebels. Two hundred thousand regular troops surrounded Your Highness. Your Highness... did you win?

how did you do that?

"Let me tell you..." The young man's companion looked around cautiously for a few times before whispering, "Your Highness once slew a dragon, did you know that?"

The young man nodded. After the bards exaggerated the matter, almost the entire empire, even the Parthian Empire, knew that His Royal Highness Prince Tony of the Roman Empire was a great dragon-slaying hero.

"Our Prince..." Having whetted his friend's appetite, the young man's companion continued in a low voice, "It is said that after the dragon was slayed successfully, all the dragons in Britain were convinced by your Highness and were willing to obey your orders. So when your Highness was surrounded by 200,000 rebels, your Highness summoned his dragon army without hesitation, destroyed the enemy in one fell swoop, and put down the rebellion."

Is there such operation???

The young man scratched his head, looking incredulous.

Well, but then again, this is really possible, isn't it? After all... His Highness is a living legend! A descendant of God with the blood of God!

Similar remarks were not only circulated in this tavern, but similar stories were also circulating in almost every street and alley in Rome.

However, as for His Royal Highness's bragging behavior, because the citizens had spontaneously organized themselves to brag several times before, the Senate did not pay too much attention to it this time even if they knew about it. After all, creating a hero is also part of strengthening the cohesion of the country. Even if the Senate disliked the Claudius family, it had already created such a hero before... It couldn't just push someone off the altar for no reason again, right?

So... the Senate didn't care about this.

"Your Highness, I have already let the mercenaries spread rumors in the city as you requested." Zero said expressionlessly, standing beside Tony.

"Thank you for your hard work." Tony said as he lowered his head and reviewed the documents.

It has to be said that although Zero, who used to be a mercenary, has now become Tony's personal bodyguard, she has traveled all over the country for many years and still has several familiar mercenary friends. When preparing for the Nero Festival in Rome, Tony asked Zero to contact her mercenary friends, hoping to hire them to do something for him.

For example, collecting intelligence and spreading rumors.

The mercenaries were adept at doing these things, so this time the mission was completed quite successfully.

"Your Highness..." Seeing Tony reviewing the documents with a serious face, Zero suddenly said: "Your Highness, your plan... should be to marry His Majesty, right?"

"Ahem." Although Tony already knew that Zero knew his purpose, when Zero said it very bluntly, he still felt like he almost suffocated.