My XX deal with Sister Nero

At that time, Xiao Mo was still a student, while Lao Gao had been working for several years and had some savings. During the time they lived together, Lao Gao took good care of Xiao Mo, bought her bags, cosmetics and so on, and even when Xiao Mo came up with some completely whimsical ideas, Lao Gao would accompany her and make fun of her, until... three months later.

Dogs who lick people are pitiful and deserve sympathy, so we all felt sorry for Lao Gao at that time and were comforting him, saying something like, Lao Gao, don't be sad, you are so handsome and outstanding, right? How can you not find a girlfriend?

What? Xiao Mo? Forget it. Do you think she's good enough for you?

Then, Lao Gao took the chat records of us comforting him, ran to Xiao Mo, and said, "Look, this is what they said when you broke up with me. Think about how wrong you were to break up with me."

Because of this stupid operation, Xiao Mo spit on us.

It was because of this incident that almost all of our friends blocked Lao Gao.

Maybe Lao Gao thinks he is a lone hero, which is very cool, but because of this incident, he continues to be with Xiao Mo, and Xiao Mo is also happily spending Lao Gao's money and being Lao Gao's boyfriend.

The dog licks until he has nothing left (Part 3)

I forgot the exact time, maybe it was the first half of last year or the second half of the year before last, but anyway, I heard about something.

Maybe Xiao Mo felt guilty and thought that she shouldn't exploit Lao Gao like this, or maybe it was for some other reason. In short, one day, Xiao Mo suddenly said that she wanted to make money, and she wanted to make quick money. However, she didn't have the means to make quick money. What should she do?

Simple, Xiao Mo came up with a good idea, which was to lend money at high interest rates.

That’s right, loan sharking!

The most outrageous thing is that Lao Gao, relying on his previous experience in society, took the initiative to take on the loan business, and then they ran into a tough guy.

The man borrowed a loan and also understood that usury is illegal, so when Lao Gao came to collect the debt, this man was ruthless enough. Not only was he not afraid of the machete in Lao Gao's hand, he simply splashed sulfuric acid on Lao Gao's face.

Lao Gao was disfigured, and most importantly, the money they lent was Lao Gao's last savings.

Eventually, Xiao Mo's father found out about this. After suffering a socialist-style beating, Xiao Mo used the money given by his father to pay for Lao Gao's medical expenses.

After that, I never heard from them again.

Oh yes, I heard a conversation between Lao Gao and my friend in the middle.

My friend asked Lao Gao about Xiao Chu, and this was Lao Gao's answer.

"Xiao Chu, I was studying Buddhism back then, and Xiao Chu liked me, but I rejected her. After all, I couldn't like her."

Oh my god. I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. I really wanted to look up the chat records between me and Lao Gao and let him take a closer look. How could Xiaochu, such a cute and pretty little girl, be so blind to take the initiative to like you? Do you really think she can't find a partner?

Forget it, I don’t want to bother with you guys. Just let me live my life in peace.

After a period of silence, something happened again in the second half of last year.

I overheard a friend of mine mention that Xiao Mo was going to get engaged. At that time, I was still thinking, what a great bootlicker, Lao Gao didn't spend so much money in vain, he actually got Xiao Mo. Although I don't want to recognize this friend anymore, I still wish him a happy and harmonious life.

I originally thought that the matter was completely over, until the beginning of this year, when I had an argument with Xiao Mo again for some reason, and then I learned something.

Xiao Mo is indeed engaged, but the person she is engaged to is a foreigner, not Lao Gao.

Lao Gao, a humble bootlicker, likes Xiao Mo, but when he was in bed with Xiao Mo, he found that he was not Xiao Mo's first man, nor even the second or third. At the same time, when Xiao Mo was with him, Xiao Mo also made it clear that she liked another boy. If liking Lao Gao is 1, then liking that boy is 100.

For Xiao Mo, Lao Gao spent his savings of many years to buy her various gifts. For Xiao Mo, he fell out with all his friends. For Xiao Mo, he was eventually disfigured. He really did everything a bootlicker should do.

However...Xiao Mo is engaged to another boy.

Licking the dog until there is nothing left.

Complaining about my dad (Part 7)

I didn't expect that there would be an update to this series.

First of all, because of the stupid situation of Shuke, the "Author's Notes" that should have been at the end of the text is gone. I am too lazy to write a PS in the text and let you spend more money, so I might as well say it here.

Because I have to get up early to go out tomorrow, I will only update once tonight. It's a good opportunity to adjust to the time difference today, and try to update three times a day starting the day after tomorrow.

Okay, let me tell you about my dad.

I’m not quite satisfied with the ending of the chapter I just updated, but I really can’t think of a good ending, and I’m not in the mood to think about it. One reason is that I had a meal out and drank some wine in the evening, and the other is that my dad just told me to jump off the building.

Well, no kidding, my dad asked me to jump off the building.

The reason was simply that he was drunk and took off his pants in the living room. I reminded him that the balcony door was open and he should be careful of the impact, and then he said he was going to jump off the building.

My dad and I have been having conflicts these days, all because of my love life.

As I said before, my great-grandfather died before my father was born, and my grandfather died before I was born, so I took it for granted that if I didn't get married quickly, he wouldn't be able to see his grandson.

Everyone can understand the desire to hold grandchildren. Although I don’t really want to fall in love for some reasons, if I put myself in my father’s shoes, I can understand his feelings.

But the thing is, even if you want to fall in love, there has to be a process, right?

My dad called me yesterday and scolded me, asking me if I had a girlfriend or not. If not, he should find me a blind date.

My dad found a date for me last year, and then... I won't go into the details of the process, but we didn't date anyway. Plus, my second aunt had previously said she would find a blind date for me, which made me a little disgusted with blind dates, so I casually replied that I already had a girlfriend.

Then my dad asked me a question.

When are you getting married?

Not to mention that the phrase "I have a girlfriend" is a lie, even if it is true, it does not mean that you can get married, right? From dating to marriage, it is a process of mutual adjustment and adaptation. When both parties can tolerate each other, they will naturally talk about marriage.

So I said, how do you want me to answer this?

My dad said you can’t date for ten or eight years, right?

Yes, no, but I can’t give you a specific time. My dad wants me to ask people when they will get married.

???

How should I ask? Should I ask: "Hey, on what date do you plan to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get your certificate torn up?"

If the other party can give a specific date, then why bother dating? Can't you just wait until that day to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau?

Even further, there is no need to talk about love. When you see a girl, you can go up to her and ask her if she is willing to marry you. If she is, we can get the marriage certificate right away, and then we're married, right?

How fast.

Then he scolded me, and even tonight when we were coming back from dinner, he was drunk and asked me to call my girlfriend out on the way.

It's past nine in the night, why do you think I asked someone to come out?

Complaining about my dad (Part 8)

Let’s not talk about whether you have this “girlfriend” or not. Even if you do, what’s your excuse for asking someone out in the middle of the night? To have sex or to have a family?

This is bullshit.

Then he started shouting and yelling all the way.

Then I returned home and what just happened happened.

Oh yes, he is treating everyone to dinner tonight and asked me to go along.

Then my dad saw me wearing a thin sweater and started scolding me.

To be honest, I feel this sweater is okay. It's not that handsome, but at least it's not embarrassing. Because this sweater is meant to be worn outside, the collar was designed to be similar to that of a shirt, which looks pretty good. Then my dad thought, at my age, why don't I dress up?

OK, dressing yourself up to make yourself look more handsome is fine, no problem.

But generally speaking, what do we mean by dressing up? 【%

First go to the barber shop and ask the barber to take a look at what kind of hairstyle is suitable for your face shape. After the hairstyle is done, go to the mall and pick out a few clothes that suit your body shape. Depending on the occasion, the emphasis of your choice of clothes will definitely be different.

If it is for work, then you will definitely wear a suit and look smart and capable. If you are going out for dinner or a party, then you will definitely dress a little more casually. After all, it is not a formal occasion, right?

But in my dad’s eyes, no matter what the occasion, wearing a suit and tie is handsome.

???

When I was working in sales, I seldom wore my suit jacket and tie. Except for the one time when I first started working and had to wear my ID card and took a photo, I never wore it like that again. Wearing a suit and tie, maybe only sales people would do that now?

Or employees of some financial companies.

I have always felt that different clothes are suitable for different occasions. How can one suit be suitable for every occasion?

...Forget it, I'll stop talking. I drank some wine and want to sleep. I'll rest early today. I'll try to come back early tomorrow to write, and then... adjust my work and rest schedule. I'll try to post three updates a day starting the day after tomorrow. Bye.

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