My XX deal with Sister Nero

Well, after all, she is my sister, and my wife in my previous life... one of them. Considering that I bought a lot of Nero figures, well, I will forgive my sister for the time being~

So, on the fourth night, Tony, who was enjoying Nero's leg massage, finally sighed and said with a helpless expression, "Sister, you have been squatting here for several days to massage my legs... Aren't you tired?"

"Not tired, not tired. How can I be tired when massaging my brother's legs?" Hearing Tony's words, Nero looked up at Tony with a look of surprise and said quickly.

...woc! That expression, that sentence, no way! You've already started to become a dog licker!

Ahem, seeing Nero's increasingly dog-licking expression, Tony quickly said to Nero: "Well... I think, sister, you are busy with government affairs during the day, and you have to massage my shoulders and legs at night. It seems a bit tiring, right? How about this, you... well, don't have to massage my legs."

Huh? Nero was stunned for a moment, and then his mind started to work at high speed.

My younger brother doesn't want me to massage his shoulders and legs, which means that he thinks I'm not massaging him well enough. To put it simply, my younger brother thinks he dislikes me.

Why would he despise me? This shows that someone has done better than me, and only by comparison would my brother despise me.

Thus, a very simple equation formed in Nero's mind.

My younger brother doesn’t let me massage his shoulders and legs = My younger brother has another dog outside!

"Brother... do you really have another woman outside?" When Nero thought of this, he looked aggrieved and about to cry.

???

What kind of magical statement is this? Tony looked at Nero with a MMP expression and asked, "Sister, what's wrong with you?"

"Brother, are you going to abandon your sister?"

Nero continued to look at Tony aggrievedly and asked.

???

I'll abandon you, you big head ghost! Originally, he wanted to scold him directly, but seeing Nero's aggrieved expression, Tony finally sighed, put on a friendly look and said, "I think my sister has to work during the day and is too tired and too hard, so I want her to relax a little."

"Really?" After listening to Tony's explanation, Nero asked with some concern: "Brother, you really don't have another woman outside?"

How can I get a woman from outside? How come you have the same strange train of thought as that yandere I knew in my previous life who wanted to buy a sea view house in Lujiazui?

"I've been either in the palace or in a villa in the suburbs recently. Sister, where did I get another woman?" Tony scratched his head, bent down to help his sister who was half squatting on the ground to sit on the bed, and then said, "I just felt that my sister was too tired, so I didn't want her to go on like this. Besides, I've been angry with my sister for so many days, and I feel... it's about time."

"Almost? What do you mean almost?" Nero looked at Tony with some vigilance. She always felt that... there was something else behind Tony's words.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Tony coughed twice and said, "Sister, we are siblings, right? Sister will get married, and brother will get married, right? Think about it, when brother grows up..."

"Can you marry my sister?" Nero subconsciously interrupted before Tony finished his words.

???

"Ahem, what I mean is, when you grow up, and when I grow up, we will each have our own family... Anyway, you can't do this. Anyway, I'm very angry about what happened a few days ago!" Tony's thoughts were a little confused after being interrupted by Nero. He coughed hard and forced the topic back on track.

"In short, the death penalty can be avoided, but the living punishment cannot be escaped. Although I don't plan to stop talking to my sister like I did a few days ago, but... I still have to punish my sister!"

PS: I don’t seem to be suitable for playing PUBG. I first picked up a sister control, but I know I am not suitable for sniping. I saw an airdrop while running away from the poison, so I went up and took a bite with great interest... an AWM with no bullets? ? ? What the hell? Then I was poisoned to death in the river...

Chapter 271 Wow, this feels...

Lying on the comfortable big bed, Tony looked at his right hand through the moonlight outside the window, and a very devilish smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

Ah~ You are worthy of being the Emperor of the Roman Empire~ The feel of this is really amazing!

Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be avoided.

That’s right, of course you can be spared the death penalty of ignoring your sister from now on, but as for the living punishment...it’s time to take revenge for the previous blow!

Tony couldn't help but feel excited again as he thought back to the evening.

"Get down, lie on the bed." Just when Nero didn't quite understand what the "living sin" meant, Tony suddenly stood up and said to Nero.

"Ah?" Nero was a little confused and followed his brother's instructions. He took off his boots, climbed onto the bed, and lay down on the bed very obediently.

As we all know, our Majesty is very charming. Unlike the poster girl who wore more and more clothes and finally wrapped herself in a quilt five hundred years later, this Majesty's taste in clothes is... at the forefront of fashion.

For example, the dress your majesty is wearing, in addition to the gauze skirt design in the front that allows people to see the pure white panties, the back also uses a very bold design, not only can you see your majesty's smooth back, but also can see half of it... well, we all understand.

Looking at His Majesty's exposed skin, Tony swallowed his saliva unconvincingly, and then said: "Ahem, well, next, I'm going to spank your butt!"

"Huh?!" Nero was stunned for a moment. Just when he raised his head and was about to say something to Tony, he felt a small slap landed accurately on his butt.

I don't know if Tony finally felt guilty and held back on his strength or if his strength was really limited, but in any case, Nero really didn't feel any pain from Tony's little slap.

But...I feel so ashamed, what should I do?

Nero subconsciously buried his head in the pillow, not wanting his brother to see his blushing face.

She is worthy of being His Majesty, worthy of being one of my wives in my previous life... Such a feel, such elasticity, such... Forget it, I can’t go on like this.

After coughing twice in his heart, Tony took his hand back with a sense of unfulfilled desire and said calmly, "Ahem, well, the punishment ends here."

Hearing that the punishment was over, Nero rarely continued to play tricks on his brother. Instead, he stood up obediently, lowered his head, put on his boots, and then walked out of his brother's room quickly with his head lowered.

Ahem, thinking back to that evening... well, punishment, Tony's mouth couldn't help but twitch. This feeling... was great!

It seems that my sister usually does physical training. This tight feeling...

Forget it, I can’t say any more. If I continue, this book will probably be censored.

After finally falling asleep, Tony woke up early the next morning.

"The triumphal ceremony is over, and the vacation time for Generals Leonius and Vespasian at home is almost over. Next..." Tony patted his cheek lightly and looked towards the distant south through the window: "Next, it's time to deal with Sefalu!"

Unlike the fight against Parthia, Tony could not send troops to deal with Cefalu in a high-profile manner. He even had to avoid letting the public know about the fight against Cefalu as much as possible. After all, Cefalu was different from Parthia. Parthia was a country. In the minds of the Romans, no matter how strong Parthia was, they were just like themselves, a country made up of humans. They knew that the opponent's strength lay in their archers and armored cavalry, and they knew how to defeat them on the battlefield. They knew that even if they lost, they could still bite off a piece of the enemy's flesh if they risked their lives.

But Cefalu was different. To the Romans, she was an unknown creature, a being that could kill gods, a terrifying being that had killed the god of war Mars and seized the sword of the god of war. Even if the ancestor of the gods had not resurrected this time and recognized Nero's bloodline, if the Senate had not known the seriousness of the problem, some of the senators with sharp minds would probably have begun to prepare to refute Nero on the sanctity of his bloodline, and after pulling Nero off the altar, they would be ready to seize the throne and bring Rome back to the Republican era?

However... Nero's supporters now include Caligula, Caesar and Romulus in addition to Vitellius and others. In order to ensure that he can focus on dealing with Cefalu when he is on the front line, Tony plans to... plan a drama.

"You said... let the God Ancestor appear in front of everyone?" After listening to Tony's narration, Nero touched his chin, pondered it for a while, and felt that this idea... is completely feasible!

As mentioned before, the Roman Empire had always kept the public in a state of information blockade regarding the resurrection of the dead. Not to mention the resurrection of Solomon in Jerusalem, even if Caesar's tomb was blown up in Rome, few people knew about it.

Mars is dead. If the Senate really wants to, they will most likely make a fuss about it. After all, the gods are dead. No matter whether they are dead people or dead gods, they cannot speak. The right to speak will always be in the hands of the living. Then the Senate can say whatever it wants. What can Nero do to them?

Instead of engaging in intrigue with the Senate, it would be better to be direct and let the God Ancestor come out to show himself. As the son of Mars and the founder of Rome, the value of his words must be higher than that of your Senate, right?

"Then I'll go call Vitellius and the others." After thinking it through, Nero said to Tony.

"Well, go ahead, sister, call them over and tell them... I have something to discuss with them." Tony nodded.

"Yes." Nero nodded, called a guard standing at the door, and after saying a few words to her, the guard retreated.

Not long after, Vitellius and others came to Tony's bedroom.

"Your Majesty, Your Highness."

Seeing that everyone was present, Tony didn't bother to talk nonsense and went straight to the point: "You should all know, right? A godslayer named Cefalu appeared in the southern desert. She defeated Mars and seized the Sword of the God of War. You all... should understand what Mars means to my Claudi family."

Everyone present nodded. Because of their ancestors, they had an inseparable relationship with the Claudius family since birth. Mars, the ancestor of the Claudius family, was also the source of the Claudius family's royal power and bloodline.

"It seems... you should know what the God of War Mars means to the Claude family." Tony shrugged and continued, "Now that Mars is dead and the Sword of the God of War has been taken away, in a sense, the source of the Claude family's royal power has been taken away."

PS: I feel like I'm a moron! Because it's about to involve the plot of Sefalu, so I thought, why not just play Fate/EXTELLA, anyway, I played halfway through it before, and after completing Xiaoyu's line, I can play the King's line to understand the setting, but... I couldn't get through the last level last night, and when I quit the game, I got excited and pressed the delete record... I have to start over from the Flame Poetry... I'm fucking...

Chapter 273 Give Me a Reason Not to Kill You (Additional Update 55)

Compared to the sad faces of the senators in the Senate Hall, most of the residents in Rome were still quite excited.

After all, in addition to some original gods in Roman mythology, there are also some who were promoted from mortals, such as Augustus and Romulus.

Of course, according to mythology, Romulus, the ancestor of gods, originally had the bloodline of Mars and was a demigod, so if you say he is a god... there is nothing wrong with that.

So to some extent, the resurrection of Romulus can basically be understood as the coming of a god.

A god descended to earth, a person... I'm afraid that even if you go back four or five generations, you won't see a real god, right? How can everyone not be excited?

Anyway, if you could see God with your own eyes, you would probably be able to brag about it for the rest of your life.

Under Tony's control, on the morning of the third day, the gate of the Pantheon opened, and the ancestor of the gods, Aloprus, slowly walked out of the Pantheon and waved to the people passing by on the street.

The action was exactly the same as the first one standing in the Hongqi car.

"This... is this the God Ancestor?" One of the passers-by took a closer look at the figure slowly walking out of the Pantheon and said in surprise.

The Roman Empire had a good habit. Some nobles would erect a stone or bronze statue of themselves in order to show off. Others thought that they had a particularly powerful ancestor, and in order to let everyone remember what their ancestor looked like, they simply erected a statue to commemorate their ancestor. As the founder of Rome, statues of Cyprus... can be said to be everywhere in the city of Rome.

However, Tony probably couldn't see how much shock the appearance of Cyprus would bring to the city of Rome. After all, at this time, Tony had already boarded the ship and marched towards the province of Africa.

"Your Highness, is that Sefalu... really that strong?" On the deck, Weipaxian stood beside Tony, bent down and asked in a low voice.

"Being able to kill gods and destroy the civilization of the previous era, do you think it's powerful?" Tony glanced at Vespasian and said.

"Kill all the gods? Didn't they say that only Mars died?" Vepasian looked at Tony in shock and asked in disbelief.

You know, the fall of a single god and the fall of multiple gods are two different concepts. If Cefalus can only make one god fall, then the Roman Empire might be able to fight it with all its national strength. But if it can make all gods fall... I'm afraid that the Roman Empire and the Parthian Empire will not be enough for the other side to deal with it.

Such an existence... Your Highness is actually sure to destroy it? It's really... incredible!

Looking at Weipaxian's awe-filled expression, Tony could guess what Weipaxian was thinking with his big toe.

Are you sure you can kill him? What a joke! Tony basically used all the cheats that Heroic Spirit Tony had prepared for him this time! But even with the cheat bonus, Tony doubted whether he could survive under the hands of Cefalu, so now Tony could only gamble, betting that his allies included not only Heroic Spirit but also Zhu Yue and Bao Shi Weng!

If I can get these two to be my allies, then... my side will at least be 50-50, right?

After all, Sefalu has the bonus of "special attack on the world". All creatures and gods on this earth will be restrained by Sefalu.

In a sense, the holy swordsman who defeated Sefalu with the Star Sea Holy Sword was really ridiculously strong.

This holy sword user...I'm afraid it's not Liu Xiu!

At almost the same time, at the foot of the Alps, Rosa held a knife in one hand, staring quietly at the black-haired young man standing in front of him, who was wearing wide black sleeves that almost exposed his entire chest. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth nonchalantly, then suddenly smiled and said, "I say, is it that serious? You... I almost doubt whether you like Attila. You are so keen on making trouble. This time, you helped her kill quite a few gods with the concept of stars, and left some gods who do not have any concept of stars for Attila to play with slowly. I say, brother, what... do you want to do?"

"What I want to do... doesn't seem necessary to tell you?" The black-haired young man smiled elegantly and said to Rosa, "Traveler from another world, I have a piece of advice for you. Go back to your original world. I have seen your abilities. I think that if most people in your world are as powerless as this one, then you should be the strongest one, capable of ruling the world, right?"

"What a coincidence, it really is." Rosa shrugged, his tone very frivolous: "In the world where I am, if I want, I can really unify the world... although it will cost a lot."

"If that's the case, then why do you still want to interfere in this world?" The black-haired young man asked in confusion, "Your ability... or the superpower you mentioned, is a kind of ability I have never seen before. To be honest, your ability makes me feel very difficult. I can't do anything to you, but you can't do anything to me either. Otherwise, are we even?"

"Draw?" Looking down at the bloodstains on the tip of the knife, and then at the shallow cut on the black-haired young man's chest, Rosa smiled and said, "No matter how strong Sefalu is, she is just a brainless creature now. She has the concept of death and can be killed in theory. However, Tony... this idiot obviously forgot how to kill her. But it's okay, even if he forgot, I have a backup plan that can make him remember."

"Backup? Are those your three rings? Honestly, based on the information I have, you should also be the destroyer of this world. Why would the restraining force give you this thing?" The black-haired young man said curiously.

"We are just united against the outside world." Rosa casually swung the knife in his hand, then raised his right hand horizontally, pointed the tip of the knife at the black-haired young man, tilted his head and looked at him in a very rogue manner, and said: "Weren't you very curious just now? Curious about why I would interfere in the affairs of this world."

The black-haired young man nodded.

"It's very simple actually." Rosa smiled slyly and said, "There are only two reasons. The first one is that I have my eyes on Tony, but I didn't expect a guy with a hole in his brain to tell me that Tony will die in the future because of me. I had no choice but to cooperate with this guy to modify my plan and summon the heroic spirit Tony. But I didn't expect your Cefalu to appear and kill the heroic spirit Tony, which made me very unhappy. As for the second one... that's even simpler."

At this point, Rosa swung the sword in his hand in a beautiful arc, pointed it at the ground, and said to the black-haired young man with an unhappy face: "The second reason is that your father has hated physics and mathematics since he was a child, and you... happen to be a pioneer in physics and mathematics. So, how can I not want to kill you! Archimedes!!!"

Chapter 274: The Concept of Stars

Archimedes, an ancient Greek philosopher, mathematician and physicist, has the most classic line: "Give me a fulcrum and I can move the earth."

This physicist, the discoverer of the principle of lever and the principle of buoyancy, caused Rosa a lot of trouble back then.

Although Rosa ruled a huge empire, he was not good at science when he was a student in his early years. In particular, his physics teacher was quite combative and would beat and scold students at every turn, which left a very deep impression on Rosa at the time, causing Rosa to hate this subject very much. Now Archimedes appears in front of him, and this Archimedes is very good at making trouble. Do you think Rosa will let him go?

The answer is of course... No!

As Rosa finished speaking, he suddenly stepped on the ground, swung the sword in his hand, and smashed it directly on Archimedes' forehead with a simple force.

"Heh." Archimedes chuckled, quickly stepped back two steps to avoid the attack, and said to Rosa: "I know you haven't used your full strength yet, but you should also know that as a heroic spirit, I haven't used my Noble Phantasm yet."

"So? How about you try using your treasure?" Rosa sneered and said, "Or, do you want to catch a blade with your bare hands?"

"I don't have those weird interests." Archimedes stretched out his index finger and shook it gently, saying, "Mr. Rosa, the time I have to play with you... Unfortunately, it's time to end here. I still have my work to do next, so, sorry, I'll take my leave first."

As he spoke, Archimedes snapped his fingers lightly, and in a mosaic, this great ancient Greek philosopher disappeared out of thin air in front of Rosa.

"Tsk." He ran pretty fast. Rosa spat disdainfully, looking at the direction Archimedes left, and fell into deep thought.

Unlike Tony, Rosa actually knows how to kill Cefalu.

Apart from the conventional method of winning by brute force, the simplest way is restraint. For example, Attila has the attribute of "special attack on the world". In theory, all people and things on this earth, including gods, will be restrained by her, and they will not be able to exert more than 80% of their full strength. However, there is an exception to this type of people.

That is the symbol of alien creatures, or the gods and servants who symbolize the stars.

"Over the past year or so, I have traveled around and killed so many gods that symbolize stars. The purpose is to create the invincibility of Sefalu. In addition to the war 12,000 years ago, there are not many people in this world who can really defeat Sefalu. However... Fortunately, I am well-versed in history and very smart. I let the restraining force bring out the one in the Far East. If the battle power is fully unleashed, under the self-destruction of that person... Sefalu may really not be a match."

Rosa chuckled. According to the time, the visitor from the Far East should have arrived in Rome, but... he didn't know if he was in the state of a heroic spirit. If he was, and if he still retained his previous memories... then Nero would probably be very uncomfortable.

"So, I have decided. I will lead the army loyal to me, together with Lord Caesar, to fight against that Cefalu." In a small town in Upper Egypt, Cleopatra VII stood beside Caesar and said to the three pharaohs in front of her.