People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

Author: The Cat in the Clouds

Summary:

My name is Shanchuihuajin.

I won’t pretend anymore. I’m going to be honest. I’m a time traveler, a systematic one.

My ability is that every day when I wake up, I will randomly appear in someone's bed, and I will transform into a two-dimensional character every day.

Today I woke up and found myself in Academy City. Misaka Mikoto was pointing a certain railgun at me. What should I do, brothers? Waiting online, it's urgent.

ps: Friendly reminder, please throw away your brain before reading this book.

Once again, a friendly reminder: the lack of logic is the biggest logic of this book.

Another friendly reminder... Have you lost your mind? Then click in.

Volume One

Chapter 1: Misaka Mikoto's bed is so warm

Academy City, Tokiwadai Junior High School.

5:21 am.

Misaka Mikoto was sleeping soundly in her bed. Today was Sunday, so she could sleep in.

In a trance, she felt a pair of hands gently touching her feet.

"Huh? Kuroko? Stop it." Misaka Mikoto said in a daze. She had a clingy and cute junior schoolmate, Shirai Kuroko, who seemed to have some bad ideas about her and often did some weird things.

However, the hands continued to move upwards, soon touching her calves, then her thighs, and finally hugging her waist.

"Kuroko! Stop it!!!" Electric sparks crackled on Misaka Mikoto's forehead.

But at this time, Shirai Kuroko's confused voice came from Kuroko's own bed: "Sister? Is something wrong? Did you dream about Kuroko? Kuroko is so happy, it turns out that we are a perfect match..."

"Ah? Not Kuroko? Then...then who is in my bed?" Misaka Mikoto suddenly realized something was wrong and immediately lifted her quilt.

There is a man in my bed!

No, to be precise, it was a boy who looked to be only six or seven years old, with blond hair and no clothes on. Although he was young, he was very handsome.

At this time, the child was hugging his waist, burying his face in his arms and sleeping soundly.

"Huh? It's cold! Where's the quilt?" The child closed his eyes and touched the quilt, but in the end he didn't find it, and he held Misaka Mikoto even tighter.

"Why... why is there a child in my bed!!! This is a crime! The police will be here soon! No, what's more important now is, why is this child in my bed?" Misaka Mikoto stared at the child in horror.

Shirai Kuroko exuded a dark aura like an evil god, and her hair moved like Medusa: "Onee-sama, I finally know why you rejected me! So you like this! Stop it! Onee-sama! You are mine! I must take advantage of this confusing opportunity to take you down! Let's exchange our first times here! Ah!"

Facing the completely broken Shirai Kuroko, Misaka Mikoto threw a lightning spear at her without any hesitation.

Heizi is completely rotten and cannot be saved. How can we change such a person?

There is only death!

The black boy who was electrocuted did not scream, but moaned in ecstasy.

"Today is supposed to be a beautiful Sunday, why do we encounter so many outrageous things so early in the morning? And you, kid, wake up right now!" Misaka Mikoto shook her child in her arms.

The boy finally opened his eyes and glanced at the alarm clock. He yawned, "My dear, stop making trouble! Sleep a little longer."

There are # all over Misaka Mikoto's forehead, whose child is this!!!

My beloved concubine? Have you watched too many costume dramas?

"Don't sleep, explain to me how you got in! Otherwise I'll use an electric current to wake you up!" Misaka Mikoto's forehead was crackling.

The boy yawned, then smiled a golden smile: "I am the king of ancient Babylon, Gilgamesh. So, come to bed with me, my beloved."

"Serve in the bed? Beloved? Gilgamesh? When did the age of onset of chuunibyou become earlier? If you don't tell me who your parents are, it will be a very uncomfortable feeling to be pierced by a billion volt of electricity!" Misaka Mikoto grinned.

"Eh? Such a fierce elder sister, actually so fierce to a seven-year-old child, it's obvious that she doesn't have a boyfriend. Otherwise, I will bear with it a little bit..."

"Stab!!!"

The electric shock gun passed by the child.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't do it again next time!"

A good man does not suffer immediate losses.

"Name." Misaka Mikoto glared at the boy.

"Gilgamesh..."

"I said my real name!" Misaka Mikoto raised her voice.

"You should just call me Shanchuihuajin!"

Misaka Mikoto continued to ask: "Why did you appear in Tokiwadai? Why did you appear in my bed?"

The child named Shanbuki Huajin said seriously: "My superpower is to teleport to a random person's bed every day."

"Ah? How can there be such a strange superpower?"

"Not only that, my appearance and abilities change every day," Yamabuki explained.

That’s right, my name is Yamabuki. I’m not going to pretend anymore. I’m going to be honest. I’m a time traveler, and I have a system.

My system is called the Fun People System. Every day after I fall asleep, I will be randomly teleported to a person’s bed. Not only that, I will also randomly transform into a two-dimensional character every day.

Today I am the ancient king, the first king in human history, the oldest king recorded in the Hippopotamus epic, Gilgamesh (childhood version).

That is the young Flash in Fate.

Click on today's page:

Name: Yamabuki Hanae (Gilgamesh)

Age: Unknown (7 years old: temporarily)

Gender: Unknown (Male: Temporarily)

Ability: The hair on the top of the head will never fall off (no matter what kind of attack it receives, the hair on the top of the head will not lie flat, unless it is bald.)

Noble Phantasms: King's Treasure, Heaven's Chain, Sword of Separation.

This is my attribute today, great!

"Transformation ability plus spatial ability? How could it be so outrageous?" Misaka Mikoto didn't believe it at all. There were no people with multiple abilities in the world, let alone an ability that sounded outrageous, such as being able to appear in someone else's bed at will.

"After daybreak, send this child to the guard team! Or give him to me." As a member of the discipline committee, it is also Kuroko Shirai's responsibility to help lost children find their parents.

"No! I want to be with my beloved!" Yamabuki hugged Misaka Mikoto tightly.

"Fuck you!!!" Misaka Mikoto punched Yamabuki on the head.

"It hurts! You actually used violence against a child."

"Since you know you are a child, just listen to me! Also, why are you not wearing any clothes?" Misaka Mikoto asked, hugging her chest.

"Because sleeping naked is the most comfortable. If you don't believe me, you can try it. It's still early now anyway." Shanchui Huajin lay on the bed again, patting the pillow beside her, looking coquettish.

"Anyway, Kuroko, find him some clothes first." Misaka Mikoto glanced at Yamabuki's Chibi-chan and her face turned red.

Shanchui Huajin opened his arms and said, "Don't be shy. There is not a single dirty spot on my body. You can have a good look at it."

Misaka Mikoto felt that this Sunday was over before it even began. Why should a pure girl like me have to do something like taking care of a child?

At this time, Heizi came over with two sets of sexy underwear: "Sister, which one do you think is better for him to wear?"

"What sin did I commit in my previous life to have met both of you at the same time!"

And so, the girl’s Sunday began.

Chapter 2: There is no chance that there are computer accessories in a beautiful girl’s wardrobe

My name is Yamabuki Hanajin, I am a time traveler, what should I do if I wake up and find myself in Misaka Mikoto's bed? Waiting online, very urgent.

By the way, my system is called the Fun System. Every day when I wake up, I will randomly travel to a world, randomly transform into someone, and then randomly travel to someone else's bed. In addition, I will not die. Even if I die in this world, for me it is just another travel, no big deal.

So, now my biggest hobby is to have fun.

"Why do you have girls' clothes here? Why should I need a skirt? I protest!" Shanchui Huajin raised his hand and said.

"The protest is invalid!" Misaka Mikoto threw him one of her spare school uniforms. Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the Tokiwadai school uniform, thought for a moment, and then put it on happily.

Even though wearing women's clothes is embarrassing, it's so exciting!

And it’s not like I haven’t been a girl before.

Finally, Misaka Mikoto handed over a pair of safety pants.

"Why should I wear something as old-fashioned and inhumane as safety pants? Sister Shirai Kuroko, you also think that something like safety pants should not have been invented, right?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.

Shirai Kuroko didn't say anything, just gave a thumbs up. If it weren't for these pathetic safety pants, I would have taken onee-sama down long ago!

Misaka Mikoto saw Shirai Kuroko's obscene eyes and reached out to pinch Shirai Kuroko's cheeks: "Don't look at me like that!"

Yamabuki Hanae had already opened their closets and looked carefully to see if there were any clothes he could wear. Suddenly, he saw a cardboard box at the bottom of Shirai Kuroko's closet with four words written on it: "Computer accessories."

"Ahhh! I found something incredible!" Shanchui Huajin reached out and took out a small medicine bottle, which contained a gorgeous pink liquid.

This is the most famous computer accessory in the entire two-dimensional world!

Because Misaka Mikoto was still punishing Shirai Kuroko, neither of them noticed that Yamabuki secretly hid a bottle of [Computer Accessories].

Just as the two were arguing, the door of the dormitory was suddenly and violently pushed open by someone from the outside.

Shirai Kuroko looked over with an unhappy look on his face: "How dare you break into my and my sister's love nest without permission..."

Before she could finish her words, Shirai Kuroko's face turned pale and the girl's delicate body trembled as if she had seen something extremely terrifying.

"Kuroko? Why aren't you talking?" Misaka Mikoto turned around and saw the LV6 dormitory supervisor standing behind them like a devil.

"Misaka, Shirai, loud noises are prohibited in the dormitory, right? What on earth could have caused you to use your super powers and make so much noise at five in the morning? And... why is there a foreign kid in your dormitory?"

Faced with the powerful oppression of level 6, even Misaka Mikoto, who calls herself the "strongest human", trembles.

"Hey, beautiful big sister, come and have a cup of hot tea!" Yamabuki handed over a cup of hot tea with an innocent and cute face.

Although the matron looks like a cold and violent woman, she is very kind to children.

"Little brother, why are you here?" the warden squatted down and asked, taking a sip of hot tea.

Hmm? Why does this hot tea taste weird?

Misaka Mikoto whispered, "It's possible that his superpowers went out of control and teleported him here. We're planning on helping him find his family or teacher."

The dorm supervisor felt that the temperature in the room was very hot, so he reached out and untied his collar.

"Um...dorm supervisor, are you okay? Your face is so red!" Misaka Mikoto asked in a low voice.

The dormitory supervisor also noticed something was wrong. Was what he had just drunk really just ordinary black tea?

"I found this thing in Shirai Kuroko's closet. Although I can't understand Japanese, it must be a good thing since Shirai Kuroko hid it so deeply! So I put it in the hot tea!" Yamabuki Hanajin took out the computer accessories with an innocent look on his face.

Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko were struck by lightning.

"Hey, Kuroko, could this be that thing?" Misaka Mikoto already felt that something was wrong.

Shirai Kuroko was about to leave on tiptoe.

The dorm supervisor looked at the words written on the small bottle: "Love and Chinese Herbal Medicine's Ultimate Aphrodisiac Company."

"Shirai Kuroko-san, may I ask why there is something like this in your room?" The dormitory supervisor's legs, which were tightly clamped together, were trembling slightly.

This is not a good feeling! This is not a good feeling!

"Please... please listen to me, I will definitely give you a satisfactory explanation!" Shirai Kuroko was trembling, he was doomed this time.

Misaka Mikoto watched helplessly as her beloved sister was about to fall into the hands of the dorm supervisor, and she was so frightened that she stood on the ground, not daring to move.

The warden's cold eyes emanated a terrifying murderous aura. Just as he was about to take action, his legs suddenly went weak and he knelt down.

"Door supervisor, are you okay?" asked Misaka Mikoto.