Kamijou Touma: “Don’t make such a horrible noise, you bastard!!!”
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Chapter 31: Demon Slayer, but Jotaro Kujo
Demon Slayer: World of Warcraft, Butterfly House.
At four o'clock in the morning, Shanchui Huajin woke up from bed.
Where did you go today?
Because of the habit developed from traveling through time every day, the first thing Shanchui Huajin did when he opened his eyes was to reach out and touch around to see what he could touch.
As a result, when he stretched out his hand, he found that he touched something very plump.
Although there was a thin layer of cloth between them, he felt that he had made a lot of money today.
"Zheng!"
Suddenly, the sound of a sword being drawn was heard in the bed, and a sharpened samurai sword was already against Yamabuki Hanajin's neck.
"Moses Moses! Sir, may I ask how you got into my bed?"
A girl's voice that sounded very gentle came.
Shanchui Huajin saw clearly the girl in the bed.
Shinobu Kocho, it’s a great profit.
Then I clicked on today's system page to check my information.
Name: Yamabuki Hanae (Jotaro Kujo)
Gender: Unknown (Male)
Age: Unknown (17 years old)
Ability: Never-fading aho-hair (even the invincible Jotaro may have aho-hair)
Stand: Star Platinum (A-level King version. Can stop time for up to five seconds. Can strike the target at the speed of light. Based on the kinetic energy formula, please calculate the destructive power of a punch.)
Life motto: At seventeen, I was afraid that the world was not violent enough.
Friendly reminder: Please treat girls gently.
"Mr. Pervert, can you hear me? Can you explain why you appeared in my bed?" Although the Butterfly Man still had a gentle smile on his face, there was a hint of anger in his eyes.
"Shut up, you bitch!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Shinobu Kocho with an invincible look.
Although Shinobu Kocho still had a smile on her face, her forehead was already full of blue veins.
"If you refuse to answer properly, I can only teach you a lesson." Although Shinobu Kocho is the weakest among all the pillars, she is proficient in medicine. The knife is coated with poison. Even if it is not fatal to humans, it will cause pain for a long time.
"Star Platinum, smash Varudo!" Shanchui Huajin stopped time directly, and when time started to flow again, he had already picked up his clothes from the bedside.
Shinobu Kocho couldn't understand what had just happened. The person was clearly under her sword, so why did he disappear in the blink of an eye?
Shanchui Huajin put on the clothes slowly, without hiding her strengths.
"Wife! You... are very moist." Shanchuihuajin said seriously.
Shinobu Kocho could no longer bear it and slashed with her knife.
Where the hell did this bastard come from?
The Butterfly House is a very hidden gathering place. Not to mention outsiders, even members of the Demon Slayer Corps may not be able to find it.
And...what does that "very smooth" mean just now?
Explain it to me clearly!
As the knife was about to come down, Star Platinum suddenly appeared and reached out to grab the blade.
Because Shinobu Kocho is not a Stand user at all, she cannot see the Stand.
She only felt that an invisible force was holding her knife, and she couldn't pull the knife back by its strength.
But even so, Shinobu Kocho continued to fight back, holding the hilt of the knife with both hands and pulling it back fiercely, her little face turning red.
Just then a girl's voice was heard outside.
"Teacher, is it time to eat... huh?"
Kanao looked at Jotaro Kujo with curiosity. Why was there a man in her teacher's room?
"Hello, eat. We can talk about anything after dinner." Shanchui Huajin controlled the stand and let go of his hand.
"Ah!" Shinobu Kocho sat down on the ground due to the huge inertia, and looked at Yamabuki Hanajin angrily.
Just like that, Shanchuihuajin shamelessly came to the dinner table and started eating.
Shinobu Kocho carefully observed Yamabuki Hanae. First of all, since this man could walk under the sun, it was certain that he was not a ghost but a human being.
But how did he get in? Why did he appear in front of me...
Shinobu Kocho had now returned to her gentle smile, but murderous intent appeared in her eyes.
It's better to kill this bastard.
"Mr. Jotaro Kujo...right...may I ask why you are here?" asked Shinobu Kocho.
"I am a person with super powers. I will travel to a random place every day. Don't worry, I will travel to another world at twelve o'clock tonight." The main theme of Shanbuki Huajin is sincerity.
Other time travelers hide their identities for fear that others will know they have traveled through time. Shan Chui Hua Jin is completely different. As long as he is happy, that's all that matters.
Because she was very angry when she woke up early in the morning, Shinobu Kocho kept drinking water.
Even children wouldn't believe this kind of nonsense?
Shanchui Huajin didn't consider himself an outsider at all and ate five dumplings in one go.
When I was about to eat the last one, I realized that Shinobu Kocho and Kanao hadn't started eating yet.
"Actually... girls can maintain their figure by eating less... I'm helping you..." Shanchui Huajin laughed awkwardly.
Shinobu Kocho showed a gentle smile on her face and said, "You said you can talk."
"According to scientific research, when a girl loses weight, her breasts are the first part to shrink!" Shanchui Huajin discussed this topic with a serious face.
The smile on Shinobu Kocho's face froze instantly.
"Teacher? Do you eat?" Kanao asked.
"No, you're still growing. You eat first. I'm not hungry." Shinobu Kocho felt that she was about to get full.
Just as Kanao was about to eat, Yamabuki Hanae said, "According to scientific research, when girls overeat, the first place they gain weight is their belly! Isn't that weird?"
Chanao suddenly lost her appetite.
"Mr. Kujo Jotaro..."
"Call me Shanchuihuajin."
Butterfly Shinobu???
"Then, Mr. Yamabuki, has anyone ever told you that you are annoying?" Shinobu Kocho added with a smile on her face.
"No, the most annoying thing is women who are obviously angry but pretend to be gentle and elegant, right?" Shanchui Huajin asked back.
Click!
The girl's sanity finally collapsed.
Shinobu Kocho slowly pulled out her sword and said, "Mr. Yamabuki, can I cut you?"
"No. Aren't the Demon Slayer Corps forbidden from harming ordinary people?" Yamabuki Hana Jin immediately asked back.
Shinobu Kocho narrowed her eyes and said, "Mr. Yamabuki, you just said that you came from another world. How do you know about the Demon Slayer Corps? Who are you? Please don't keep saying that you came from another world. We won't believe it, right, Kanao?"
Kanao chose not to speak and silently tossed coins nearby.
Butterfly Shinobu: “…”
Why does this child always sabotage the teacher at the most critical moment?
"You should have received the news that the Demon King Muzan Kibutsuji was seriously injured by someone in the mountains not long ago, right? In fact, the person who seriously injured him was me. That's right, I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to reveal my cards." Yamabuki Hanajin's face was full of invincibility.
Chapter 32: Do you want a natural birth?
If before this, Shinobu Kocho had always thought that this man was very annoying, but after Yamabuki Hana Jin revealed his true identity, there was a hint of shock in Shinobu Kocho's pupils.
This happened several months ago. The Demon King Muzan appeared in a small village and had a battle with a strong man. It was said that the Demon King Muzan was beaten to ashes. However, judging from the fact that there have been ghost actions in the past few months, the Demon King Muzan did not die, but found a place to hide.
The one who witnessed this battle was a young man named Tanjiro Kamado.
According to Tanjiro Kamado, the strong man left a prophecy: "If you want to completely kill the Demon King Muzan, in 1945, lead the Demon King Muzan to Hiroshima or Nagasaki. There will be a passionate little boy to deal with him."
The Demon Slayer Corps began to speculate what this fable meant.
At the beginning, the Demon Slayer Corps speculated that a new strong man might appear in Hiroshima or Nagasaki, powerful enough to wipe out the Demon King Muzan.
But 1945 was still many decades away.
How did that powerful person accurately predict what would happen decades later?
Why these two cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
What does the enthusiastic little boy refer to?
All of this is a mystery to the Demon Slayer Corps.
But now, this annoying-looking person in front of him said that he was the strong man.
It was he who defeated the Ghost King Muzan into ashes.
Kocho Shinobu looked at the man with suspicion: "Uncle, how old are you?"
"Seventeen."
“……” Shinobu Kocho looked up at Yamabuki Hanajin who had transformed into Jotaro Kujo.
You call this seventeen?
"But... according to the eyewitnesses at the time, the one who defeated the Demon King Muzan was a high monk... no, to be precise, a bald man." said Shinobu Kocho.
"It's been several months, can't you let my hair grow out?" Shanchui Huajin asked back.
What he said seemed to make sense, and I was speechless.
Shinobu Kocho refused to believe that the person in front of her was the top master who defeated the Demon King Muzan.
"Believe it or not. But I can't just eat your food for free. How about if I eat one of your buns and help you kill five ghosts within one day?" Shanchui Huajin asked.
Shinobu Kocho smiled with one eye and said, "If you can really kill five ghosts in one day, I will reluctantly forgive you."
"It's a deal." Yamabuki Hanajime turned around and prepared to walk out, but halfway through she turned back and said, "Ms. Kocho Shinobu, has anyone ever told you that you have a body type that allows for natural childbirth? You might be able to have many children in the future. If you don't believe me, I can help you try, for free."
“#” kept appearing on Shinobu Kocho’s forehead.
"Mr. Yamabuki, please go and find the whereabouts of the demon right now, okay? Otherwise I will really be angry." Shinobu Kocho narrowed her eyes and put her hand on the hilt of the knife.
"I didn't lie to you, you really have a body shape that you gave birth naturally..."
Shinobu Kocho drew her sword instantly.
"Star Platinum, smash Varudo!"
When time stopped flowing, Shanchuikajin had disappeared from the spot.
Shinobu Kocho sighed and wondered why there were such disgusting men in the world.
Just then, Shanchui Huajin poked his head in from the doorway and said, "Kanameo, come here, I have something to ask you."
Kanao pointed at her nose obediently, then looked at the teacher next to her.
Seeing that her teacher was drinking water out of anger, Kanao approached her cautiously.
"I'm asking you, what time is it now?" Shanchui Huajin asked.
Kanao did not answer directly, but took out a coin and gently threw it into the sky.
Prepare to use a coin to answer Yamabuki Hanajin's question.
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