People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

System, you've been going too far lately.

You turned me into a zombie, a ghost, or even a black mascot and asked me to do pyramid selling. I could tolerate that, but you turned me into an old man over a hundred years old, the kind that would fall apart when walking...

"You pervert, how the hell did you get in? And why are you on my bed?" Sakura Hibiki shouted.

Shanchui Huajin covered his chest with his hands in grief and said, "To be honest, I am an old man over 140 years old. My family saw that I was useless so they kicked me out. I really had nowhere to go, so I could only wander around in the dark night, cold and hungry. But don't worry, I'm definitely not a pervert."

"Hello, is this 1100?"

"I told you I'm not a pervert, and you still called the police!" Shanchui Huajin yelled.

"If you have anything to say, you should go and talk to the police." Sakura Hibiki nodded seriously.

Why are girls nowadays so hard to fool?

"Wait, I...actually I'm a martial artist. If you don't call the police, how about I teach you a set of boxing techniques? It can help you lose weight. Look at your belly." Yamabuki Huajin said, pointing at Sakura Hibiki's belly.

Sakura Hibiki's character suddenly became very scary, and at that moment it was as if she was possessed by Jojo.

"I... I'm called round, do you understand? Boys nowadays like girls with this body shape." Sakura Hibiki still wanted to struggle.

"Then from now on, I will call you little meat bun." Shanchui Huajin said.

"You are the little meat bun, your whole family is little meat buns. Oh no, we are going to be late. By the way, do you really have a method to lose weight?" Sakura Xiang asked mysteriously.

"Humph, who do you think I am?" Shan Chui Hua Jin said very proudly: "As long as you don't call the police..."

Perhaps it was too difficult for an old man over 140 years old to make a living by performing here, so Sakura Hibiki could only nod and agree: "Okay, I promise I won't call the police."

Successful.

At least I don’t have to be caught by the police and taken to the police station.

"The weight loss secret, two thousand yen. It's written on the last page of this book." Shanchui Huajin handed over a copy of "The Weight Loss Guide" with a serious look on his face.

Chapter 313: I am Guo Haihuang, what can I do for you?

Sakura Hibiki looked at Yamabuki Hanae with suspicion: "Two thousand yen is a bit expensive, can you give me a discount?"

"You are not willing to give me a mere two thousand yuan. It seems that you are not willing to lose weight, little meat bun." Shanchui Huajin snatched the "Weight Loss Guide" and prepared to leave.

Sakura Xiang gritted her teeth and could only take out two thousand yuan from her pocket money.

"There is one more thing. You must read this book carefully from beginning to end. If you turn directly to the last page, the book will not be effective. Your two thousand dollars will be wasted." Shanchui Huajin warned solemnly.

After saying this, Shanchui Huajin jumped out of the window directly.

"You see, it's because of this book that I, over 140 years old, can still... Shit, this is the sixth floor! Help!"

Sakura Hibiki stuck her head out to look, but the strange old man had disappeared.

However, with the weight loss guide, you will definitely have a perfect figure.

Sakura Hibiki excitedly turned to the first page, and the result was...

"Why is it blank?" Sakura Hibiki looked curious, and then continued to flip the pages quickly, one page, two pages, three pages... the whole book was blank, and Sakura Hibiki's face slowly turned pale. She was actually deceived by an old man over 140 years old!

That’s a full two thousand yuan, enough for me to buy a lot of food!

I turned to the last page and finally a line of words appeared.

"Eat less and exercise more, and you will have a good figure like me. Come on, muah!"

"Ah! You old man, I will never let you go until one day!" Sakura Hibiki threw the book to the ground and stomped on it in anger.

"boom!"

At this moment the door was suddenly kicked open, and Sakura Hibiki's mother looked at her daughter coldly.

"You said you would just sleep for five minutes, right? It's almost 7:30 now. If you don't get up to eat, I'm going to mash this food into a paste and pour it down your throat."

Under the pressure of her mother, Sakura Hibiki got up with a desperate look on her face to eat.

That damn old guy, I will give him a lesson next time I see him.

My right hook is very powerful.

After dinner, Sakura Hibiki went to school with her classmates.

When passing by the food court, Sakura Hibiki happily bought a lot of snacks, including barbecue, takoyaki, hamburgers, crepes...

While walking and eating, the classmate looked at Sakura Hibiki with a serious expression.

"Xiang, do you feel that... you have become a lot rounder than last year?"

Sakura Hibiki, who was enjoying the food, was instantly frightened and turned into a Jojo style character. The food in her hand no longer smelled good.

"You...don't scare me. I didn't do anything in this year. How could I suddenly become fat?" Sakura Hibiki shouted.

The classmate's face was full of helplessness. It was because you didn't do anything that you got fat.

And you eat too much, don't you? It seems that you eat all the time except during class time!

"How about doing some more exercise? I know a good gym." said the classmate.

Sakura Hibiki reached out and pinched her chin. What should she do? Should she exercise?

"If a girl doesn't keep in shape, it will be very troublesome. She might not be able to find a boyfriend."

Sakura Hibiki clenched her fists tightly and said, "Come on, I must become the coolest guy in the gym in order to find a random boyfriend."

Finally, the two girls arrived in the classroom on the verge of being late.

The head teacher is no longer surprised by such things.

"Dear students, our physical education teacher is on leave due to illness, so we will have a new physical education teacher today." said the head teacher.

Sakura Hibiki has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

When a 140-year-old old man appeared in front of everyone, all the students in the class were scared like JOJO.

"Teacher, are you sure? This old man is our new physical education teacher? He is sitting in a wheelchair! Something is very wrong no matter how you look at it. Could he have died suddenly?" The students looked at the old man in front of them with horror.

Shanchui Huajin greeted everyone very happily: "Hello, students. My name is Guo Haihuang, I am 146 years old this year. From today on, I will be your teacher. Hehehe!"

"It's you! You old liar! Give me back my pocket money quickly!" Sakura Hibiki suddenly jumped up from his seat and pounced on Shanchui Huajin like a hungry tiger.

"You old bastard, do you know how much delicious food you can buy with two thousand yuan? That was my pocket money that I saved with great difficulty, and you only bought such a sentence with it. Give my pocket money back to me soon!" Sakura Hibiki burst into tears and grabbed the old man's collar with both hands and shook him wildly.

The head teacher next to him was almost scared to death.

If this teacher suddenly dies in class, will I be held jointly responsible?

"Student Sakura Hibiki, please let go quickly. He is a 146-year-old man. He may die at any time. I don't want my student to become a murderer! Do you know how Mr. Guo Haihuang got this position? He lay in the principal's office and threatened the principal: If you don't give me the position of physical education teacher, I will die here on the spot. The principal is also helpless. We should understand each other!" The head teacher hurriedly pressed Sakura Hibiki's hand.

It turned out that the female student was incredibly strong. Even a middle-aged man like me couldn't pry open the hands of a 17-year-old girl.

Who do you think I am? I am a woman known as Xianggui!

"Stop shaking, or I'll be dead." Shanchui Huajin reached out and grabbed Sakura Xiang's hand. He didn't use any force, and Sakura Xiang inexplicably fell to the ground under this force.

"Am I that kind of boring liar? I won't let you waste the two thousand dollars. After school, I will find a place to teach you privately. Do you know how many people in the martial arts world kneel on the ground and beg me for advice but I can't do it?" Shanchui Huajin said.

This is indeed true in the world of Baki.

As the absolute ceiling of pure technology in the martial arts world, Guo Haihuang has basically reached the pinnacle of human technology.

Of course, aliens like Yujiro Hanma are not included.

That was a pure birth.

Comparing skills with ancient people, competing in strength with centenarians, beating up his own son, and being teased by the door handle.

I, Old Guo, have lived for more than a hundred years, and I have never seen such a beast.

"I don't care, just give me back the money first." Sakura Xiang shouted.

"I have no money. I've spent it all. Otherwise, why do you think I came to apply for the position of physical education teacher? Isn't it just to make money to live?" Shanchui Huajin said righteously.

Sakura Hibiki looked at the old man in front of her with despair.

Lao Deng, you explode the gold coins.

Chapter 314: Lose weight, girl

"Okay, classmates, let's start our first physical education class now." Yamabuki Hanajima came across a wheelchair, and the person pushing the wheelchair was none other than Sakura Hibiki.

"Why should I push a wheelchair here?" Sakura Hibiki asked unhappily.

"Why are you talking so much? Do you still want to lose weight?" Shanchui Huajin asked.

There was no way, this sentence had Sakura Hibiki in his control.

"I haven't weighed myself much in the past year. Maybe I haven't gained weight at all? Those people just misjudged me." A fantasy appeared in Sakura Hibiki's mind.

Girl, let me shatter your fantasy.

"As a physical education teacher, I need to understand your physical conditions. Go and weigh yourself for me." As Shanchui Huajin gave an order, all the girls present cried out.

Why is this old Deng so annoying? He asks me to weigh myself right away?

Can such a secret be made public?

Sakura Hibiki felt her calves cramping.

"Teacher, I suddenly remembered that I'm not feeling well today. Can I ask for leave..."

A skinny hand fiercely grabbed Sakura Hibiki, and Shanbuki Huajin's face was full of grim smiles: "Girl, face the reality!"

Just like that, all the girls came to the scale desperately and started weighing themselves.

Girls who are lighter can still breathe a sigh of relief, but those girls who are not confident about their weight are almost scared to death.

"Next, Sakura Hibiki." Yamabuki Hanajin read out the name with malice. Sakura Hibiki felt like she was not going to be weighed but to be executed.

Trembling, he came to the scale.

"No! Teacher!" Sakura Hibiki shook her head at Shanbuki Huajin with tears in her eyes. What you are doing is too cruel.

Shanchui Huajin kicked her onto the scale.

"Saakura Hibiki, 55... kilograms!"

When hearing the news, Sakura Hibiki felt like the whole world was about to collapse.

Compared to last year, I have gained ten pounds.

What is that concept?

Not only that, but I was the heaviest among all the girls in the class.

Sakura Hibiki could even feel her classmates' strange gazes wandering over her!

"Hahaha, it's fake! Everything is fake, let's just destroy this world, hahaha! It's impossible, I'm still wearing clothes, and the clothes are very heavy. I just ate so much in the morning, the weight also needs to be calculated, I have to take off my clothes and measure again!" Sakura Hibiki was already in a state of mental breakdown.

The two female classmates next to him immediately pressed the sarong.

"Xiang, wake up. It's just that your weight has increased temporarily. You will lose weight soon if you exercise more. You must have confidence in yourself."

"Yes! Xiang, don't give up on yourself. I believe you will succeed in losing weight."

Sakura Hibiki looked at the slender figures of the two female classmates in front of her and pounded the ground in envy.

"Girl, do you want to learn kung fu from me? You will definitely lose weight." Shanchui Huajin said calmly.

Sakura Hibiki seemed to have seen a ray of light in the darkness, and rushed over to hug Yamabuki Hanajin's hand.

"Is this true? You won't lie to me, will you?"

"I never lie to anyone." Shanchui Huajin said seriously.

Sakura Hibiki chose to forget that she was cheated out of two thousand yuan this morning. For the sake of her perfect figure, she will follow her physical education teacher from now on.

"Well, everyone, let's start the warm-up exercise now. Jogging... 50,000 meters."

Both male and female students vomited blood this time.

Teacher, do you know what 50,000 meters means?

Do you want us to run a marathon?

Only Sakura Hibiki was full of fighting spirit.

For your perfect body, keep going! Oli Gei!