I wonder what would happen if the commander got drunk.

At this time, Yamabuki Hanajin and Kurumi were already sitting in the barbecue restaurant, happily waiting for the whole roasted lamb to be served.

"Let's build a good relationship first. The spiritual power of two elves is still not enough. Wait until she devours a little more, then I can..." Kuang San looked at Yamabuki Hanajin as if she were looking at food.

Shanchuihuajin was happily waiting for the roasted whole lamb to be served.

"No, that will make the atmosphere awkward. What topic should we talk about?" Kuang San thought for a moment and prepared to bring the topic to pets.

There are few girls who don’t like cute little cats.

"Does Yamabuki like pets? I like kittens very much." asked Kurumi.

Shanchui Huajin nodded: "My family used to have a cat, and it was a black cat."

"Really? Although I like kittens, unfortunately I can't raise one due to special reasons. Can Yamabuki raise a kitten? I can play with the kitten when I come to play with you in the future." Kuang San said with a smile.

"Although I also want to have a kitten, unfortunately, I am not from this world. I occasionally travel to other worlds, which you can understand as parallel time and space. In fact, my true identity is a visitor from another world." Shanbuki Huajin explained seriously.

There was a big question mark floating above Kuang San's little head.

Do you think I'm stupid and naive?

Will you remember such messy words of yours?

By the way, are you playing cosplay today?

Not only does he have such an exaggerated hairstyle, but he is also holding a big sword?

Kuang San didn't know how to complain for a moment.

"Then... in the parallel world... is there anyone with the ability to change the past?" Kuang San suddenly asked.

"No. What happened in the past has already been determined. Even if one is omniscient and omnipotent or can control time and space, he cannot change what happened in the past. You must believe me, these are all my personal experiences." Shanchui Huajin said seriously.

Question marks continued to float in Kuang San's head. The topic was inexplicably interrupted. What should she do?

At this awkward moment, the waiter finally brought the roasted whole lamb.

Shan Chui Hua Jin started drooling when he saw the roasted whole lamb.

Actually, I'm not a big foodie normally, but Altria's stomach is a bottomless pit, so let's eat to our heart's content today.

"You should eat more too. Don't worry about getting fat. After all... this is just your clone now." Shanchui Huajin tore off the lamb leg and took a big bite.

The smile on Kuang San's face froze instantly.

She can use her time ability to create unlimited clones. These clones are her past selves, but their strength is less than one tenth of her original self.

How did this kid see through it?

"Don't look at me like that. Maybe it's because I often travel through different worlds that I am sensitive to time and space abilities. By the way, aren't you planning to seduce me? How about using a clone? Or... let your real self come out and let me see him?" Yamabuki Huajin stared at Kuang San in front of him.

"What an unlovable child!" The City of Time Eating suddenly appeared under Kuang San's feet.

The most evil elf in history, Tokisaki Kurumi, officially debuts.

Chapter 448: Kuang San, let’s... become sworn brothers!

"I didn't expect that you could actually recognize my clone. Now I'm standing in front of you, and we can talk about any conditions." Kuang San looked at Shan Chui Hua Jin calmly.

"Conditions? Of course you have to have a full meal first. Is there anything more important in this world than having a full meal?" Shanchui Huajin looked at the sizzling roasted whole lamb in front of him and started eating immediately.

Kuang San smiled at Shan Chui Hua Jin: "I know your identity, and I also know that you can seal the power of the elves. Don't you want to have a sweet love with me? And then seal my spiritual power?"

"I don't want to." Shanchui Huajin said very decisively.

"Why? Isn't this your job?" Kuang San looked at the girl in front of her curiously.

"Because you are different from other girls. Whether it's Tohka or Yoshino, they are inexperienced and more easily impressed. But you are different. Your level is much higher than theirs. I can tell at a glance that you are a woman who is focused on your career. In this respect, we are very similar." Yamabuki Hana Jin said while eating a leg of lamb.

"Why? If you are also focused on your career, shouldn't you go on a date with me? Why do I feel like you are more interested in lamb legs than me?" Kuang San never expected that it was not the woman but the lamb legs that defeated her emotionally.

After swallowing the meat in his mouth, Shanchui Huajin said seriously: "You may have some misunderstandings about me. I only have one career, and that is to have as much fun as possible."

"I feel like we two seem to get along pretty well." Kuang San looked at the girl in front of her helplessly.

"You have this feeling too? In fact, I had this feeling the first time I saw you. We both have obsession in our hearts. Since we both like each other so much... why don't we..." Yamabuki Huajin suddenly stared at Kuang San in front of him.

Kuang San raised a smile, "To put it bluntly, you still want to pursue me, right? I have seen through your tricks."

"If you don't mind...how about we both drink chicken blood wine in front of Master Guan and become sworn brothers?" Shanchui Huajin looked at Kuang San excitedly.

Kurumi: "Wang~De~Fa~"

Girl, you don't play by the rules at all.

Do your family members know that you are so outrageous?

"Why do you think of sworn brotherhood?" Kuang San really couldn't figure out the other person's train of thought.

"Just become sworn brothers if you feel like you're compatible? What's the big deal?" Shanchui Huajin looked at Kuang San with a confused look on his face: "Just tell me whether it's possible or not, but we agreed before that you have to pay for this meal."

Kuang San was silent, but when she thought about it carefully, she seemed to be quite happy to have such an unreliable sister to play with her.

"I don't have any problem with that, but were you serious about worshipping Lord Guan?" Kuang San couldn't help but complain.

"That's probably what it means. Anyway, as long as the intention is there, I believe Master Guan will understand us." Shanchui Huajin happily hugged Kuang San's arm.

Kuang San sighed helplessly. After all, this world has gone crazy and become something I don’t recognize.

A few minutes later, the two completed the swearing-in ceremony.

Fortunately, there was no one else in the store except the staff at this time.

Any girl with a more thin skin would have wanted to dig a hole in the ground and bury herself.

"Let me tell you, I have a godson. She is older than both of us, maybe hundreds of years old. She is very beautiful, and she gave me her son as my godson. By the way, I now have three sons and a daughter. One is still in the egg, one is the godson given by my godson, and another is an adopted son, who is the son of the Demon King. I also have a super tsundere daughter. I will introduce them to you when I have the chance." Shanchui Huajin patted his chest proudly.

Kuang San felt like her CPU was about to smoke.

Does the above paragraph contain too much information?

Why is the baby in the egg?

Is this some kind of horror fairy tale?

"Eat the roasted whole lamb first, and then I'll take you to hotpot." Shanchui Huajin said, patting his chest.

"Sister? You seem younger than me, right? Judging from your appearance, you are at most fifteen years old, which means you are a junior high school student. But I can go to high school, so of course I am the older sister!" Kuang San said seriously.

"Hmph, I am the king of Great Britain today and I am more than a thousand years old. Of course I am the elder sister." Shanchui Huajin was unyielding.

"Today? That means your appearance will change randomly? I've heard about this before. So how old is your original form? Do you dare to transform and let me see it?" Kuang San glared at Shanchuika Jin.

Shanchui Huajin suddenly felt very guilty, his eyes darting around: "This... actually... actually it's not small... but I will definitely be your sister."

Kuang San suddenly sneered: "In this case, we can only use the traditional method to decide the winner."

"The traditional way?"

"I'm 36D, how big are you?" Kuang San looked at Shanchui Huajin with pride.

When Shanchui Huajin lowered his head, he could see his toes directly.

Although my king's body was also perfect, he was too petite and only fifteen years old. He pulled out the sword in the stone before he had fully developed, and his body stopped growing from then on.

"This... this... is probably C? No, why do we have to use this method to decide who is the older sister? Isn't it a bit too outrageous?" Shanchui Huajin shouted.

Didn’t you see that the waiter next to you was covering his face in embarrassment?

"It's settled. Sister will definitely protect you from now on." Kuang San straightened her plump chest, and I'm proud!

Shanchui Huajin could only puff up his cheeks helplessly.

"Then should we continue our date later?" Kuang San asked curiously.

"Dating?"

"Dating your own sister will give you a kind of immoral pleasure. Let your sister press your petite body on the bed and do something unspeakable... It's exciting just to think about it!" Kuang San held her cheeks with both hands.

"...I suddenly remembered that the quilt at home has not been folded yet. I'll go back and fold it first!" Just as Shanbuki Huajin was about to run, she was hugged by Kuang San.

"Still want to run?" With a grim smile on his face, Kuang San dragged Shanchui Huajin and left the restaurant and walked towards the park.

"What fun places are there in the park?" Shanchui Huajin's belly was bulging.

Even the king of Great Britain would feel a little full after eating a whole sheep in one meal.

Kuang San took out her handkerchief and took out some cat food from it.

After a while, a few kittens jumped out from the bushes nearby.

"Although I don't know how to raise a cat, I will come here occasionally to feed the cats. Do you want to try it?" asked Kuang San.

How bad can a girl who likes cats be?

It was just killing ten thousand people.

Chapter 449: Go to the underworld to sue me? System, take out my Zanpakutō!

The two of them petted the cat for a while, and Shanchui Huajin suddenly said, "Do you want to drink something? You ate a little too much just now."

"I want iced apple juice." said Kuang San.

Yamabuki Hanajin touched her pocket and found some change in it, which was lent to her by Gokawa Shiori just now. Although it was not much, it was enough to buy two bottles of iced juice. She took the change in her hand and walked towards the vending machine in the distance.

Kurumi put the kitten on the ground: "Go play! Come back to me if you're hungry."

The cat meowed twice, then ran to the bushes in the distance. Kuang San looked at the running kitten reluctantly.

However, just as she turned around, she heard the sound of an air rifle not far away, and at the same time, the scream of a cat came from the bushes.

Kuang San frowned and looked into the bushes, and saw three boys holding air rifles and shooting at the kitten.

This type of air rifle poses no threat to humans, but it is still very painful when it hits the body, and it may be fatal to young cats.

"It ran over there! Don't let it run away!" A young man shot at the cat continuously with an air rifle in his hand.

The other two teenagers were waving flags and cheering nearby.

The kitten was soon forced into a desperate situation. Its fur stood on end, its body arched, and it kept shaking, probably because it was too frightened.

"Dah-maa! Dah-maa!" Kuang San stretched out her hand, and the cat jumped into her arms.

Three young men came over with unhappy faces and said, "Woman, is this cat yours? If not, don't meddle in other people's business."

As he spoke, the boy raised the air rifle in his hand and shot Kuang San in the arm.

Kuang San smiled happily: "You may have misunderstood me. Although I am a girl, I am still very good at hunting. Can I join in? Of course, the prey needs to be slightly changed~"

......

Shanchui Huajin was walking back with iced apple juice in her hand when she saw a young man covered in blood rushing towards her screaming.

"Help! Help! There's a madman! Please save me!" the young man screamed crazily.

We agreed to hunt small animals, why did we become prey? And that crazy woman actually took out a real gun. No, even if it was a real gun, it couldn't be that powerful.

Yamabuki Hanajin tilted her head slightly and saw blood everywhere in the park, with many body fragments on the ground. Kuang San walked towards them elegantly with a pistol in one hand and a cat in the other.

"Oh! My dear sister actually saw it. I had planned to clean it up before you came back!" Kuang San smiled sickly.

The young man's face became even more frightened. It turned out that the two women were in the same group.

"I'm warning you, don't do anything rash, the police will be here soon! If you kill me, I will not let you go even if I become a ghost! I will definitely go to the underworld to sue you." The young man shouted.

Shanchui Huajin was stunned for half a second, and suddenly covered his mouth and laughed. No, I can't hold it back anymore. One day I was actually threatened by someone.

If you were still alive, I might have some reservations about you, but...

Do you know what kind of world people enter after they die? The world after death is more cruel than the world of this world.

That is the beginning of the law of the jungle. People like you who abuse cats may go to hell after they die!

"boom!"

Kuang San shot through the man's chest. Perhaps she didn't feel satisfied, so she kept pulling the trigger at the man's body before he fell down. The bullets riddled the young man's body with holes.

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