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"Ms. Yamabuki! Please ravage me as much as you want! Don't show any pity to me! Just show pity to my wallet." In order to save more food expenses, Kamijou Touma is ready to sell his body.

Shanchui Huajin took a few steps back with a disgusted look on his face: "I don't want to lie on a man's neck and suck his blood, especially from a high school boy with a head full of xx thoughts..."

Kamijou Touma seemed to have suffered a critical hit and fell to his knees wailing.

She is pure and innocent, why isn't she worthy of your blood sucking?

In the end, under Kamijou Touma's threat of "threatening to commit suicide", Yamabuki Hana Jin had no choice but to settle for the second best and choose a dessert shop that looked more ordinary.

"Excuse me, waitress, what is the most expensive dessert here? Listen carefully, it's the most expensive, not the best. The gentleman over there pays." Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at Kamijou Touma.

Kamijou Touma’s face was frozen.

Even though I just escaped from a top-notch restaurant, this dessert shop looks very expensive. Is the money in my pocket enough?

"Dear little sister, would you like to try our new gold foil cake? It may not taste good, but it is definitely the most expensive." The clerk took advantage of the situation without any hesitation.

Kamijou Touma immediately raised his hand to protest, "Excuse me, is a cake with gold foil tastier than a regular cake?"

The saleslady was also a very honest child, she said with a smile on her face: "Of course not, it's just that it's more expensive this way."

Kamijou Touma looked at Yamabuki Hanae with a pleading look on his face: "Can't we choose something more substantial? Look at the small cakes over there, they're very cheap. As a girl, aren't you afraid of growing fat on your belly if you consume so many calories at night?"

"Not afraid."

"Don't you have the word value for money in your mind? In fact, gold foil is not worth much. This is just a hype."

"I know! But it's not my money."

Kamijou Touma looked at Yamabuki Hanajin with despair.

Now that people have said so, what else can I say?

"Excuse me, how much is this gold foil cake?" Kamijou Touma still had a glimmer of hope in his heart.

Hopefully this cake isn't too expensive.

After the shop assistant said a string of numbers, Kamijou Touma felt unwell.

It’s not that I can’t afford it, but after buying it, I can only eat instant noodles for the rest of the month.

"Young people need to be more open-minded. I saved your life twice, how can you be so reluctant to give me even a piece of cake? Pay me now."

Kamijou Touma watched the money in his pocket fly away, it was more painful than killing him!

And just like that, Kamijou Touma staggered back to the student dormitory with the gold foil cake in his hand.

Index came back at this time. When she saw Kamijou Touma holding a cake in his hand, her eyes sparkled with stars.

Looking at the smiles of two such cute girls, Kamijou Touma felt that the money was worth it!

Isn’t it just eating instant noodles for half a month!

After returning home, Kamijou Touma lit the candles.

This is a cake that I bought with half a month’s living expenses, so I have to feel a sense of ritual when eating it.

Kamijou Touma first cut a piece and handed it to Yamabuki Hanajin, then cut another piece for Index, and finally carefully cut a small piece for himself and took a bite with a heavy heart.

"..."

"Isn't this just an ordinary cake? What's the difference? Why do I feel like I've been cheated? It's half a month's living expenses! I have it so hard!" Kamijou Touma ate a small piece of cake with tears in his eyes.

"Touma Touma! Why are you crying?" Index asked curiously.

"It's okay! Don't worry about me! I'm just too happy! Wuuuuu! Half a month's living expenses are gone!"

After eating and drinking, Yamabuki Hanae lay on the bed and gently patted the pillow beside her: "Index, come on! Have fun!"

"No, as a clergyman, we must never compromise with the devil!" Index shouted.

"That's all. Today's trip is worthwhile. Good night! Hiss~~~"

Chapter 47: I slept an incredible thing today

Shanchuihuajin was sleeping soundly.

But it soon found that it was having trouble breathing.

"Feeling a little uncomfortable? What's going on? Did I get into the bed of some plump girl?" Shanchui Huajin thought of this and touched her casually.

As a result, Shanchui Huajin was horrified to find that he had no hands!

"Ahhhh!!! What on earth have I become today!" Shanchui Huajin opened his eyes with horror.

"System interface open!"

The system interface appeared in front of Shanchui Huajin.

Name: Yamabuki Hanae (Shin Godzilla, Shinchan)

Age: Unknown (Unknown)

Gender: Unknown (Unknown)

Current status: This is the second state of Zhenjiang, the big-eyed cute Godzilla. Please work hard to evolve to a new state and bring a little shock to the world.

Ability: As the most perfect creature, Shin-chan will never die and will continue to evolve into the most perfect creature.

Current location: Tokyo.

Current world: ...

Shanchuika Jin knew that he was in that world without even looking.

Because it finally knew whose "bed" it was crawling into.

In front of him was Unit-01.

"Neon Genesis Evangelion, bah, it's Neon Genesis Evangelion." Yamabuki Hanajin looked confused. Something was wrong. According to the system's description, I should have traveled through time and space to someone's bed, but why did I appear next to Unit-01?

Now Unit-01 is placed here, in an unmanned state.

"Wait, I get it. I didn't travel through time to Unit-01. The soul of the protagonist Shinji Ikari's mother is in Unit-01. I traveled through time to the protagonist's mother, Yui Ikari! So that's it!" Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly realized.

Watch Unit-01 again after you have gained enlightenment.

Commander Ikari Gendō, your wife is awesome!

Mecha is a man’s romance, but now his wife has turned into a mecha, the romance is doubled!

You actually want to change your wife back.

Are you a man or not?

Just when Yamabuki Hanajin wanted to take a closer look at Unit-01, a woman's scream suddenly came from the distance.

"Ahhh! There's a monster!"

Shanchui Huajin looked back, and originally wanted to say: "Please don't misunderstand me, I have no hostility."

But when it comes to the mouth...

“Ahhhhhhhh!!!”

The roar was so loud that the woman fell to the ground in pain.

The next second, the entire base sounded a red alert.

"Alert! Alert! Unknown creatures are invading! Alert! Unknown creatures are invading."

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at her own small body and thought that Shin-chan's second form was still too fragile. Even if it could withstand the bombardment of modern weapons, it might not be able to withstand the attack of EVA.

Although I can only stay in this world for one day, I can't be sliced ​​into pieces!

Shanchui Huajin took two steps back and then slammed his head against the wall!

"boom!!!!!"

A big hole was knocked directly into the wall of the base!

The base is built on the mountain, and the sea is not far away. Feeling the sweet breath of the sea breeze, Shanchuihuajin prepared to go to the sea first.

At this time, the armed personnel of the base had arrived. When these people saw a monster several dozen meters tall crawling on the ground, they were shocked.

Commander Ikari Gendō came over with a cold expression: "What happened?"

He had always been calm, but he lost his composure when he saw Shinchan running into the sea.

"Set up a combat team immediately. What is that thing? Is it an apostle?" Ikari Gendo sat on a chair, crossed his hands in front of him, and immediately entered command mode.

But scientists immediately gave up the data analysis.

"Commander, this creature is not an apostle, but a completely unknown creature. What should we do?"

Ikari Gendou said indifferently: "Now I want to know more about how such a large creature entered the base?"

It is outrageous that a monster over thirty meters tall and over fifty or sixty meters long could enter the base silently.

The technicians immediately retrieved the video footage.

The time was twelve o'clock in the morning. At this time, there was nothing around Unit-01. Suddenly, the surveillance camera stopped working and the lens was covered with snow.

When the snow disappeared and the surveillance camera started working again, Zhenchan was already there.

"I'm sorry, Commander. This creature may have some kind of magnetic field interference. When it appeared, all the cameras were out of action. So we don't know how it appeared next to Unit-01."

"Then what is it doing next to Unit-01?" asked Gendo Ikari.

Unit-01 is the most important thing to him. The soul of his beloved wife is in Unit-01.

In order to revive his wife, Gendo Ikari used everything he could.

The high-level officials of the Human Instrumentality Organization Committee, the scientist Akagi Ritsuko and her son, and even his own biological son were all targets of exploitation.

He even secretly created a second "Human Completion Plan" and would never allow any other variables to appear at this time.

Ikari Gendou looked at Shin-chan's back indifferently: "Send out the army and kill it. This creature is of no benefit to humans."

NERV is a subsidiary organization of the Human Completion Committee, responsible for fighting against the Apostles and has great power.

In the setting, the Human Completion Committee controls the entire earth.

The mountain-blooming crayfish pupa ran into the sea with its own short legs.

Shin-chan's second form is not suitable for activities on land, nor for breathing oxygen. In short, it is very uncomfortable.

At this moment, two bombers appeared above Shanbuki Huajin's head.

"A bomber! Can you help me get back to the sea?" Shanchui Huajin looked happy.

Then, a bomb was dropped.

Shanchuihuajin is so numb, I just slept with your wife, and you actually dropped a bomb on me? You are more or less a little ungrateful!

"Boom boom boom boom!!!"

The bomb fell on Shanchuikajin, which was basically no different from tickling him.

"Do you know who I am? I, Yamabuki Hana Jin, have been in so many worlds, and no one dares to be so disrespectful to me. If you don't believe me, go ask Misaka Mikoto from Academy City, or go ask the Demon King Muzan from Demon Slayer World... You... don't throw it away! Wuuuuu!"

This sentence translates into Godzilla's language as follows: "Ah-woo-woo! Ho-ho-ho! Ah-woo-woo-woo!"

"What does this mean?" asked Gendo Ikari.

The corners of NERV's chief scientist Ritsuko Akagi's mouth twitched. How could I know what she meant? "She must be scolding us, right? And her scolding was quite filthy."

"What's the target's situation?" asked Gendo Ikari.

Akagi Ritsuko whispered: "Although it was hit by the latest bomb, the target seems to be completely undamaged and is moving towards the sea. Hmm? It seems that this creature cannot move on land for a long time."

At this moment, Shanchuihuajin finally returned to the sea after much hardship.

"Just wait for me. If you don't seek revenge, you are not a gentleman. When I evolve to the fourth form, I will have a BBQ in Tokyo today!"

Chapter 48: Evolution, evolution at all costs!

In the second form, Shin-chan looks cute but has no attack power.

Facing human planes and cannons, they can only run away. Humph, things change over time. Don’t bully the poor young people, don’t bully the poor middle-aged people, don’t bully the poor old people, the dead are the greatest... The main focus is on poverty.

After much hardship, Shanchuihuajin finally reached the sea and soaked in the sea water, which was so comfortable.

Akagi Ritsuko was checking Shin-chan's data and said to Commander Ikari Gendō, "The monster's defense is extremely high. Although it was hit head-on by many shells, it did not cause an effective attack. Now the target has been embedded in the sea. Should we continue to pursue it?"