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"What a tragedy!"

Azure stared at the nun in front of her. The chains she obtained through the contract could suppress the abilities of others. The nun's ability was to grow to enormous size, making her a sitting duck in front of such an ability.

"You evil female cadres, destroying the city and hurting others. Letting you off so easily would be too lenient." Azure's face contorted in despair as she yanked hard on the iron lock in her hands. "I need to make you realize you've done wrong! Don't worry, I'm a magical girl, I won't use violence against you. I'll just give you an unforgettable lesson!"

The nun had already realized that something was wrong.

Azure used an iron lock to wrap around the nun's ample bosom and then dropped her into the sky!

"Oh no!!! What a tragedy!"

"What a tragedy! These two pieces of flesh will pay for your crimes! You don't mind, do you? Hahaha!"

The child eventually went mad.

Chapter 528 (Main Text, 529) Good morning, Saitama-sensei!

new world.

"My Saitama is a hero who does things out of interest."

A bald man walks down a dimly lit street.

This is an ordinary-looking person who has no distinguishing features except for being bald.

His name is Saitama, and he is also known as... One-Punch Man.

No matter how powerful the enemy, he can defeat them with a single punch.

Three years ago, he embarked on the path to becoming a hero.

After three years of arduous training, Saitama not only became stronger, but also went bald.

He gained unparalleled power, but correspondingly lost the joys of being human.

It's hard to feel joy, anger, sorrow, or happiness anymore, except when there's a supermarket sale.

Today he suddenly wanted to eat hot pot, so he went to a nearby convenience store and bought some ingredients for hot pot. By this time, Genos should have already boiled the water, right?

Saitama thought to himself silently.

When Saitama got to his doorstep, he realized he had forgotten to buy seaweed.

Hot pot without seaweed is soulless.

Saitama was too lazy to make another trip.

Of course, the most crucial reason is that it was already past 8 PM, and the discount coupon had expired.

Because he hadn't worked for three years, he was very short of money. He was only fortunate that Genos had given him a large sum of money when he became Genos's apprentice; otherwise, he might not have been able to make ends meet.

"Being a hero is so hard." Saitama looked at the sky quietly. Although he said it was hard, he was not actually moved at all.

I don't know when it started, but Saitama has stopped feeling the emotions of normal people.

"stop!"

Just as Saitama was lost in his fantasies, a voice suddenly called out to him.

Then a huge clump of seaweed appeared in front of Saitama.

"I am the Seaweed Man who rules this neighborhood. If you don't want to die, you'd better hand over all your money." The Seaweed Man glared at Saitama, baring his teeth and brandishing his claws.

Saitama stared at the seaweed man and suddenly laughed.

The reason is simple: we don't need to buy seaweed anymore.

……

When they got home, Genos had already prepared the hot pot broth.

Genos is not only a powerful robot, but also a good family man.

"The teacher is back? And he bought so much seaweed? We can't possibly eat this much without a refrigerator at home," Genos said with a slightly complaining tone.

Saitama's eyes couldn't help but drift to the side: "The supermarket was having a sale, it was very cheap, so I thought I'd buy more."

There's nothing we can do about it; that seaweed monster has so much hair.

I hope it tastes exactly like seaweed.

And so, the master and apprentice ate hotpot while watching TV, with the news reporting which hero had subdued the criminals that day.

In this world, being a hero is a profession, not a title.

There's even a Hero Association whose daily mission is to defeat the monsters of the Monster Association, maintaining a very delicate balance between the two sides.

However, once something becomes an organization, unfairness is bound to arise, and the Hero Association is no exception.

Because the Hero Association was established with funds from a group of wealthy people, and heroes can only receive subsidies by obediently following orders.

Therefore, many people ridicule today's heroes, saying they are nothing more than bodyguards for rich people.

The heroes are no longer the heroes people once thought they were.

Of course, there are also many heroes who have always stayed true to their original aspirations, or perhaps they are too self-willed to care about those bastards.

For example, Saitama.

Or rather, most S-class heroes are like this, independent and unconventional characters. Heroes who reach this level simply don't care about a few coins.

Since there was no entertainment, the master and apprentice went to sleep early after finishing their meal.

And so, I hope for world peace tomorrow as well.

……

early morning.

Saitama suddenly woke up.

He felt a hand groping around on his chest.

"Huh~ Who's touching me? Could it be Genos? He finally couldn't resist starting to study my body?" Saitama tilted his head slightly and saw a man lying in his bed, smiling and greeting him.

"Good morning, young man."

"Good morning... Good morning my foot! Who are you? Why are you in my bed?" Saitama suddenly pulled back the covers.

"I have superpowers, and every day I find myself in someone else's bed. You're lucky today!"

"Lucky my foot! Who are you? If you don't tell me, do you believe I'll beat you up?" Even though Saitama has lost the joys and sorrows of an ordinary person, he was still terrified to find a man in his bed first thing in the morning.

The man reached out and gently tapped the system interface for today.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajin (Li Jing: from 100,000 Cold Jokes)

Gender: Unknown (Male)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (I feel this ahoge would be perfect for Nezha's head.)

Swordsmanship: 100% chance of being caught bare-handed (Conceptual skill: as long as the sword is drawn, any creature in front of you that can put its hands together in prayer position will be passively caught bare-handed. Of course, creatures without hands or whose hands cannot be put together in prayer position are not worthy of being your opponent).

Note: This system has stated many times that you should never compare combat strength with comedic characters. The basis for comparing combat strength is logic, and comedic characters don't operate on logic at all; humans won't thank logic.

Just then, Genos rushed in wearing an apron: "Teacher, I heard screams coming from your room... What's going on? Have you awakened some strange fetish? Cough cough, I apologize for disturbing you, I'll leave now."

"Come back! It's not what you think!" Saitama cried out in despair.

Then, he turned and stared at the man in front of him.

Although Saitama would never kill a human, it shouldn't be a problem to teach him a lesson.

"Is there anything you want to say before you pass out? Don't worry, I was just giving you a serious punch, it won't hurt." Saitama raised his fist.

"Hmph, young man, are you sure you want to be my enemy?" Yamabuki Hanajin put on his clothes with the back of his hand and drew the sword from his waist.

What weapon the opponent uses is completely irrelevant to Saitama; he's invincible, so do whatever you want.

Moreover, this area is an unfinished building, and I'm only staying here temporarily, so I don't have to pay compensation even if it gets damaged.

Thinking of this, Saitama's face broke into a sinister grin.

Uncle, pay for my virginity!

Yamabuki Hanajin slashed down with her sword.

"Activate skill: 100% chance of being caught by a blade bare-handed."

Saitama suddenly found himself out of control, being pulled towards the sword. He then clasped his hands together and passively completed the action of catching a blade with his bare hands.

"I can't move my body! You're... so strong! Incredibly strong!" Saitama suddenly became very interested in the man in front of him.

Chapter 529 (Main Text 530) 100% Caught Barehanded by a Blade

There was a time when Saitama was so powerful that he had no rivals and could only fight mosquitoes. Although he eventually lost, the only thing in the world that could fight Saitama to a draw and even gain a slight advantage in the end was probably a mosquito.

But now, Saitama finds himself unable to move his body and can only maintain the posture of clasping his hands together to catch a blade with his bare hands. How terrifying is that?

"What on earth is going on? Is it magic? High technology? Or some kind of special ability?" Saitama asked excitedly.

Yamabuki Hanajin calmly said, "This is my signature skill, a 100% guarantee of catching a blade bare-handed. As soon as I draw my sword, all the creatures around will come over and forcibly catch it bare-handed. How about that?"

Saitama was astonished. He couldn't believe such a strange technique existed in the world. Indeed, the world is full of wonders.

"And then what? After making someone catch a blade with their bare hands 100% of the time, what other special moves do you have?" Saitama asked curiously, a hint of anticipation even in his eyes.

Yamabuki Hanajin fell silent: "Isn't that powerful enough? This is a skill that guarantees you'll catch a blade barehanded, a skill the enemy can never avoid. You know how powerful you are, right? Can you even move?"

Saitama stared at Yamabuki Hanajin with his deadpan eyes: "So that's all you can do? You have no other tricks up your sleeve? How are you going to defeat the enemy like this?"

"Hmph! How arrogant! If you're so capable, try standing up from the ground." Yamabuki Hanajin stared at Saitama-sensei.

He had made up his mind that as soon as Saitama stood up from the ground, he would kneel down immediately. Kneeling down to Saitama was not shameful; many monsters wanted to kneel down but never had the chance.

Saitama tried and found that he really couldn't stand up, so the two could only remain in this stalemate, neither able to do anything to the other.

“You can’t beat me like this. People need to eat, sleep, and go to the toilet, right? How are you going to go to the toilet if you just stand here like this?” Saitama asked a very pointed question.

Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly said dismissively, "Going to the toilet is such a trivial matter. As long as I'm willing to put aside my pride, I can do it even standing up."

Saitama was once again shocked by the shamelessness of the person in front of him. Since becoming a hero, Saitama had seen many powerful monsters (although none of them could withstand a single punch from Saitama), but this was the first time he had ever seen someone so shameless.

This is no longer a matter of saving face; it's a matter of character.

"This is my home, this is my bed. If you dare to use the toilet here, I'll throw you to the moon."

This seemingly exaggerated statement is actually not exaggerated at all; for Saitama, it's just a simple statement.

Neither of them was willing to give in, and they remained deadlocked.

Just then, Saitama's little apprentice Genos came over and asked, "Master, is it time to eat?"

Saitama tried with all his might but found he couldn't get up.

Therefore, even the most powerful person in the world should never try to outdo a comedic character in terms of combat strength, because comedic characters don't follow any logic at all.

"This stalemate can't go on. Let's make peace, shall we?" Saitama stared at the man through gritted teeth.

"No problem!" Yamabuki Hanajin agreed without hesitation. She figured she should just quit while she was ahead. In the future, when people asked her, "What are your highlight moments?"

Yamabuki Hanajin could proudly answer, "I once fought Saitama to a draw."

I'm just asking you, isn't this record amazing? Rumor has it that Saitama's fighting power is comparable to Super Saiyan 3 Goku.

Rounding down, my Mountain Blowing Flower Ashes is roughly equivalent to Super Saiyan 3 Sun Wukong.

And so, after realizing that neither of them could do anything to the other, the two could only obediently sit there and eat.

"There aren't many people in this world who can fight me to a draw. Let's get to know each other. My name is Saitama, a hero I play for fun," Saitama said very modestly.

"My name is Li Jing. I live in Chentang Pass. It's a pleasure to meet you."

Genos never expected that this man who suddenly appeared could fight Saitama to a draw, and he was immediately filled with respect.

"However," Saitama suddenly said, "even friends can't eat and drink for free at my house. You have to pay for your meals, you know? Do you know how important a meal is to a man without an income?"

Yamabuki Hanajin silently took out a money pouch from her waist and placed it on the table: "I don't have that much money on me."

Saitama and Genos opened the money bag and found that it contained a type of currency they had never seen before.

Genos immediately demonstrated the power of his super robot; aside from never winning a fight, Genos was practically a genius.

“Teacher, after my appraisal, these coins are likely ancient antiques, and are extremely valuable,” Genos said.

How much could it be worth?

“Buying this unfinished building right here shouldn’t be a problem,” Genos said calmly.