Then he died.

"Very good. Although Tai is a dungeon newbie, he didn't lose his mind when facing such a low-level monster." Leos gave a thumbs up happily, as encouragement to the newcomer.

However, Yamabuki Hanajin could see that he couldn't stop drooling.

“We’re out of food right now, how about we use this mushroom as food? Look at its plump body, it would make great soup,” Leos said, drooling.

"No! I don't want to eat this kind of food. Can't we eat something proper?" Malu said, looking utterly devastated.

At this moment, Yamabuki Hanakami suddenly let out a cold laugh.

"It's time for me, the chef, to get back to normal. Let me make you a delicious breakfast." Yamabuki Hanajin skillfully pulled out a knife and cut open the mushroom monster's belly. She really didn't know whether this mushroom was an animal or a plant.

If it's a plant, why can it move? If it's an animal, even its internal organs are exactly the same as a mushroom's.

Yamabuki Hanajin turned his hands inside the mushroom's belly.

Mustering his courage, Ma Lu asked, "Excuse me... what are you looking for?"

Yamabuki Hanajin smiled brightly: "I'm looking for this monster's large intestine to make large intestine sashimi."

"Large intestine... Large intestine sashimi?" Ma Lu's face turned green. Was the large intestine sashimi that this boy was talking about the same thing as the large intestine sashimi she understood?

Is this thing edible?

"No! Even if I die, am swallowed by a fiery dragon, or jump off a cliff, I will never eat any pork intestine sashimi! Absolutely!!!"

Chapter 545 (Main Text 546) Deer: What a sin! It smells so good!

The deer was so terrified by the food made from mushroom monsters that it turned into a meme.

Are you sure these things are really safe to eat?

Can I watch you eat?

And what is that long, sticky thing? Could it really be the mushroom monster's large intestine?

You didn't actually make something like pig intestine sashimi, did you?

Sin!

What terrible things did I do in my past life that I have to be your teammate in this life?

"As a second-rate archer and a top-notch chef, I can confidently tell you that the more premium the ingredients, the more essential the cooking method should be. Nothing reveals the true flavor better than the ingredients themselves. After removing the mushroom monster's intestines, I simply rinsed it with water, then sliced ​​and plated it. Miss Baka, please try the delicious meal I've prepared for you." Yamabuki Hanajin's face beamed with a bright, sunny smile.

He's clearly a sunny and cheerful young man, so why would he say something so outrageous?

That was genuine pork intestine sashimi! How could you bear to let me eat that?

I'm a half-elf beauty, don't I have any dignity if I eat this kind of thing?

"I...I suddenly don't feel hungry anymore..." Ma Lu immediately turned his gaze to the side.

Although she said that, her rumbling stomach betrayed her true condition.

How could I not be hungry? I fought the Flame Dragon in the dungeon for so long, my stomach has been growling for ages.

But I would rather starve to death than eat this kind of thing.

“Miss Baka, don’t worry, I’ve washed the large intestine sashimi very thoroughly, and I guarantee there won’t be any strange taste. Plus, here’s a special sauce I made. Dip it in the sauce and savor it slowly; I guarantee you’ll get addicted.” Yamabuki Hanajin kept recommending the large intestine sashimi in her hand to Baka.

"If you don't like large intestine sashimi, there's something else here. A broth made with mushrooms and my offal, I don't blame my limbs and body, I braise them. There's also a dish of raw mushroom brains, I pour boiling hot oil over them, just add a little soy sauce for seasoning." Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the mushroom feast in front of her with a proud expression.

The deer slowly shook its head, its expression incredibly solemn.

"No! Absolutely not! I can't even put my mouth to it. Please, please spare me!" Ma Lu looked at the cheerful young man in front of him with a terrified expression.

Then, to her astonishment, the boy actually picked up a piece of pork intestine sashimi with his chopsticks and dipped it in the sauce.

The deer looked at the boy with the eyes one would use to look at a warrior.

Is this boy going to be the first person to eat the mushroom monster?

Then, with lightning speed, Yamabuki Hanajin shoved the chopsticks into the deer's mouth.

Of course, there was also that piece of pork intestine sashimi.

"Ugh~~~" Malu was in despair. She was filled with despair for the world. I treated the world with a smile and kindness, so why did the world treat me this way?

What's inside the large intestine is...

I can't think about it; it makes me feel even more disgusted.

You have to spit out what's in your mouth.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and pinched Mashiro's mouth, then looked at her with a smile: "Miss Mashiro, you don't want to spit out your precious food, do you? I can understand if you say my food is bad, but if you dare to waste food... I'll use an enchanted fire arrow to stab you in the anus and then pull it out of your mouth. That's what happens when you waste food."

Where are my teammates?! Teammates, please help me!

Ma Lu was even more desperate to discover that his two teammates were actually staring at the mushroom soup and braised mushrooms in front of them, drooling.

You guys are really hungry; you can eat anything.

It must have taken a lot of determination for the deer to gently chew on the large intestine sashimi with its teeth at noon.

She had already resigned herself to death, but as the large intestine sashimi mixed with the sauce and fully blended with her tongue, she suddenly discovered that it actually tasted quite good.

At least it wasn't as disgusting as I had imagined.

It's crunchy with a strong mushroom flavor, and the aroma of mustard and chili blend together, just like dipping mushrooms in mustard.

"Hmm~ It doesn't seem so unacceptable..." The deer began to chew and savor the food.

Then, without anyone forcing her, she ate a second piece of pork intestine sashimi.

"Who would have thought that something so disgusting could actually... smell so good?" The deer's eyes began to light up.

"You may not believe in my fighting prowess, but you cannot doubt my culinary skills." Yamabuki Hanajin was extremely grateful that she had inherited Emiya Shirou's superb cooking skills today.

"Then there's braised mushrooms. I used special soy sauce and oyster sauce as ingredients, which I'm sure will satisfy everyone's appetite." Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smug look on her face.

No wonder Shirou Emiya enjoys cooking; he feels a great sense of accomplishment watching others eat the food he makes.

What? What if the other person doesn't like it?

You think my Unlimited Blade Works is just for show?

The deer took a bite with skepticism, only to find that it tasted surprisingly good.

The flesh on the mushroom monster is somewhere between a mushroom and meat; it's neither a mushroom nor meat, and its texture is smoother and more tender, making it perfect for braising.

"If only I could have a bowl of steaming white rice!" Ma Lu covered his face.

"The white rice is here. I'm sorry to have kept you all waiting." Yamabuki Hanajin served everyone a full bowl of rice.

Malu suddenly realized that surviving in the dungeon wasn't impossible.

"Oh right, I just found this thing while I was cooking, so I caught it to give everyone an extra meal." Yamabuki Hanajin held a projected knife in her hand, with a giant centipede stuck in the knife holder.

Ma Lu had just taken a delicious bite of rice when he saw the giant centipede and immediately spat it out.

"You...you're not going to cook this for us, are you? I remember this stuff is poisonous; one bite and you'll die in no time! This won't do, this really won't do!" Ma Lu shook his head while showing off the food. "Leos, don't just stand there watching, you have to persuade him..."

When the deer turned around, it realized that its captain, Leos, was staring intently at the intelligent centipede, his mouth drooling.

"No way! Have you all lost your minds? I know losing your sister has been a huge blow to you, but you can't give up on yourself! Wake up, this is really not something you can eat!" Ma Lu shouted.

Yamabuki Hanajin had already pressed the centipede onto the cutting board, and with her hands projecting Gan Jiang and Mo Xie, the food preparation officially began.

Chapter 546 (Main Text 547): Sashimi of pork intestines or deep-fried centipede, choose one, Miss Baka.

Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and used Gan Jiang and Mo Xie to cut off the giant centipede's head. Generally speaking, the head of a giant centipede is poisonous and cannot be eaten. Then, she removed the giant centipede's legs.

In this way, only the body of the giant centipede remains, which should be edible.

The giant centipede is about two meters long.

About the thickness of a human thigh, Yamabuki Hanajin cut the giant centipede into sections, coated it with an egg and flour, and then fried it in oil.

Finally, I found a recipe for crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, which I then dipped in a sauce.

The deer trembled: "I'll just eat mushrooms, I really can't bring myself to eat this!"

The half-elf girl, who loved to complain, looked at her captain with pleading eyes.

To everyone's surprise, the captain had already prepared his knife and fork to eat.

Their captain was beyond saving.

This person is beyond saving!

The deer looked at Captain Leios with despair.

Judging from the books he had hidden on his person, this man had been wanting to do this for a long time.

That's it, this person is beyond saving.

The idea of ​​raw pork intestines as a sashimi dish was already quite unusual, but compared to the giant centipede in front of me, it was utterly insignificant and incomparable.

"Miss Baka, why aren't you eating? I prepared this especially for you. Eat it! It must taste delicious." Yamabuki Hanajin had begun to enjoy teasing Baka.

The deer cried as it ate a bite of the fried centipede.

She had prepared herself to be poisoned, but after taking a bite, she discovered...

"It smells so good!" Ma Lu never expected that a centipede that looked so disgusting would taste so good.

It's like opening the door to a whole new world.

“However, there are settlements in the underground city. Let’s eat something normal after we get to the trading location,” Malu couldn’t help but whisper.

This shouldn't be difficult; they are all experienced adventurers who can easily exchange monster materials for a lot of food.

But his captain's eyes were starting to look strange.

Upon discovering for the first time that the underground monsters tasted so good, he was already in a berserk state.

“Mr. Emiya Shirou, I’m so honored to have you as my teammate. It’s wonderful. Are you sure you can only stay in my team for one day? Can’t you stay for a few more days?” Leos asked with a disappointed look.

"No, because I have other things to do." Yamabuki Hanajin refused without hesitation.

Leos looked disappointed.

It seems my dream of eating my way through the entire dungeon is not going to come true.

After enjoying a delicious meal, everyone began to venture deeper into the maze.

Leos hadn't forgotten his mission to save his sister, and hoped she wouldn't be digested before he arrived.

A group of people silently walked deeper into the maze. Because it was a local maze, they occasionally saw some novice adventurers, which reminded them of when they first started their adventures, when everyone started as a newbie.

Yamabuki Hanajin held a bow and arrow, and never missed.

While dealing with all sorts of monsters, they also gathered ingredients for lunch.

For example, leeches the size of a human head, spiders with twelve legs, slimy slimes, and some undead creatures.

Yamabuki Hanajin was fiddling with the undead creature that had been smashed into a pile of broken bones.

"It's a pity these are all human bones. If they were animal bones, we could use them to make soup," Yamabuki Hanajin muttered to himself.

The deer shook its head frantically. This world is so hopeless. I just want to eat something normal. Why is it so hard to achieve?

"But these things shouldn't be edible, right?" Leos looked curiously at the ingredients that Yamabuki Hanajin had collected.

Yamabuki Hanajin revealed a strange smile: "In my dictionary, there is nothing in this world that cannot be eaten, there are only useless chefs."

Upon hearing Yamabuki Hanajin's words, Leos was filled with awe.

I never imagined there were such dedicated chefs in the world; it's truly exciting.

"So... which cooking method do you plan to use?" Leos asked, his mouth watering.

"I've already tried deep-frying and braising sashimi. How about steaming for lunch?" Yamabuki Hanajin gently stroked her chin as she looked at the ingredients in her hand.

"Steamed spider? Or steamed leeches? Are you sure you can put this in your mouth? I'm begging you, if we walk a little further, there's a temporary market where we can exchange for some normal food." Malu tirelessly persuaded Yamabuki Hanajin.

As a result, the thief Zilcak lightly patted the deer's arm: "These two men are already out of their minds. They won't listen to anything you say to them now. Just wait patiently for lunch."

The deer cried while clutching its magic wand.

This world is so cruel.

How could such a cute and innocent girl like me have to suffer like this?

"Why are you crying? I saw you eating quite happily just now," Zircchuk said indifferently.

"I want you to take care of it!"

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