"Cult! This thing is a cult! It must be sealed!" Shanchui Huajin's face was full of horror. Even if I escaped to another world, can't I get rid of the brainwashing of the Divine Comedy?
"There's no other way! I can only use my most powerful attack to seal it. Get away from here quickly. I don't even know what will happen next!" Shanchui Huajin stretched out his hand and pulled out the Guaili Sword: "The world is separated, the beginning..."
Misaka Mikoto punched him on the head.
"pain!"
"The question we should discuss now is whether you are Saten-san's son!" Misaka Mikoto asked.
"Don't talk nonsense, there's no way I can have a son this big!" shouted Riri Saotome.
"Now that things have come to this, I won't hide it from you. I am indeed your son, but I traveled back from the future..." Shanchui Huajin said solemnly.
"If you don't tell the truth, I'll let you see real thunder." Misaka Mikoto pinched Yamabuki Hanajin's face.
Saten Ruiko looked excited: "If you really came from the future, can you tell me the winning numbers for this lottery?"
Did you accept this setting so quickly? I think you can still salvage it!
"Well... let me reveal a little bit. In the future you will meet a cute girl named Fu) (Randa..." said Yamabuki Hanajin.
"Will that girl become my good friend?" asked Ryoko Saten.
"No, she will be dismembered." Shanchui Huajin said this with a smile on his face.
All the girls' eyes suddenly lost their luster. Why would a cute girl be dismembered? Is it really okay for a child to say such words?
"In addition, regarding the Fantasy Hand, I can give you a little clue, but isn't it time for the meal now? I'm hungry! I want to have a full banquet." Shanchui Huajin patted his belly.
Chapter 5: Plastic Sisterhood
In the end, Shanchui Huajin certainly didn't get to eat the banquet she had been craving for, but was instead stuffed with a crepe.
"This is quite different from what I imagined. Can you please stop lying to children like this?" Shanchui Huajin said with disgust. He only took a bite of the crepe in his hand and then curled his lips. This thing was too sweet and full of cream. It was choking when he took a bite.
The four girls actually enjoyed their meal very much.
"If you consume too much sugar, you will grow fat on your belly." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out and gently poked Saten Ruiko's belly.
Saten Ruiko's belly was suddenly stimulated and couldn't help shaking: "Humph, I won't get fat if I eat this little."
"You just said you knew about the Phantom Hand, is that true?" asked Misaka Mikoto.
Although the person she was asking was Yamabuki Hanajima, her eyes were completely focused on the sticker in her hand, which was a lottery ticket similar to a scratch-off lottery ticket, and one of the prizes was a large-sized Quata doll.
After scratching the ticket, there are four big words written on it: Thank you for your patronage.
"I come here to eat crepes every day, but why don't I win a prize every day!" Misaka Mikoto looked frustrated.
Shanchui Huajin looked at the lottery ticket in her hand, which was given as a gift when she bought crepes just now.
Gently scratching a corner, Shanchuihuajin discovered that there was a "prize" written at the bottom of the ticket.
"I think I won the prize?" Shanchui Huajin looked surprised.
Misaka Mikoto ran over as fast as she could and stared at Yamabuki Hanae with longing on her face.
"Don't look at me with those pitiful puppy eyes. I would feel guilty if I didn't win the third prize." Shanchui Huajin couldn't help but say. He slowly scratched the ticket and saw the first prize written on it.
"I remember the first prize is 500,000 in cash, right?" Shirai Kuroko looked shocked.
"Tsk, useless thing." Shanchui Huajin threw away the 500,000 cash vouchers casually. This thing was of no use to him. The king's treasury also contained the treasures of a country. How much could he spend in a day?
Hatsuharu Shiori and Saten Ruiko reached out at the same time and each grabbed half of the lottery ticket.
"Saten-san, can you please let go? I should have caught him first!" The Constant Temperature Grim Reaper smiled.
"No, no, no, classmate Hatsuharu, how can you say that? That was lost by my son, and as a mother, of course I have to take it back." Commander Storm said gently.
Neither of them wanted to let go, but they didn't dare to tear the ticket apart with force, so the stalemate continued.
As expected, friendship can break down at any time. A mere 500,000 yuan in cash turned the two sisters against each other. What a pitiful human nature! Shan Chui Hua Jin sighed.
"By the way, did you say just now that you wanted to know about the Phantom Hand? I don't know much about this matter, but I can be sure that the Phantom Hand is related to an urban legend, that is, the stripper. Have you heard of this terrible legend? A poor, weak and helpless elementary school student was walking home from school, and met a ferocious, ugly and tall woman at the corner. Then, this woman took off her clothes with a gloomy face..." Yamabuki Hanajin hadn't finished speaking.
The four girls complained.
"Why does it feel like this urban legend has been exaggerated and changed so much?"
"Saten-san, didn't you say earlier that a senior's boyfriend met a stripper?"
"That's what the urban legend says. The boyfriend of that senior really met a stripper. Also, can you let go of the fingers holding the lottery ticket?"
"No."
Only Misaka Mikoto looked solemn.
Because she was the only one who had actually seen a stripper.
To be more precise, she was an adult woman named Haruo Kiyama, and she was not as scary as the legend said. She was just an older sister with a rather confused personality.
I can't even remember which parking lot I parked my car in!
If clothes get dirty, they are taken off immediately, regardless of whether they are in public or not.
The most important thing is that this kind of person is actually a brain expert, which is really not reliable at all.
Wait, a brain specialist?
Misaka Mikoto suddenly realized something.
"No way! How could that person possibly develop the Fantasy Hand!" Misaka Mikoto's expression became more and more serious: "Sorry, Kuroko, I have something to investigate, so I have to leave for a while."
"sister!"
Search
Misaka Mikoto left as soon as she said she would, and disappeared around the corner in the blink of an eye.
Uiharu Shiori looked curious: "Misaka-senpai seems to be in a hurry, is there something important?"
Although her eyes were fixed on Misaka Mikoto's back, the strength of her fingertips holding the lottery ticket did not diminish at all.
Almost at the same time, Shirai Kuroko's cell phone rang. It was the discipline committee member on the other end of the phone. Similarly, Hatsuharu's cell phone also rang shortly afterwards.
The two people immediately started making phone calls, and they both said the same thing, that is, people who used the Fantasy Hand were losing consciousness one by one and becoming vegetables.
This matter was of great importance, so two discipline committee members set out immediately.
Hatsuharu Shikiri was unwilling to give up the lottery ticket.
"Saten-san, how about we each take half?"
"I want them all." Riri Saotome said with a smile. Seeing victory in sight, of course she had to keep persevering.
"If that's the case, there's nothing we can do!" Hatsuharu Shikiri suddenly said to Shirai Kuroko, "Shirai-san, let's split the 500,000 in cash in half."
Shirai Kuroko looked proud: "I don't want to get involved in such a stupid fight, let's go quickly!"
Suddenly, Shanchui Huajin snatched the lottery ticket away: "This is obviously mine, right? Why are you two fighting over it?"
"But you clearly lost it!" said Hatsuharu Shiki cutely, clenching her fists.
"Yeah, yeah!" Riri Saotome also nodded continuously.
"Even if it is something I have discarded, I will not allow others to possess it. This is the way of the king." Yamabuki Hana Jin said in a very childish voice. Passersby around were covering their mouths and laughing at the little kid. They all went through this age.
"Didn't you say you were my son?" asked Ryoko Saten.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko seriously, "Of course I'm lying to you, no way! No way!! You don't believe it, do you? You're too cute. How can a thirteen-year-old girl have a seven-year-old son?"
"You're really kidding me!" Ruiko Saotome looked helpless.
This damn little devil!
"Then why do you want to stay with me? I have no obligation to take care of you!" asked Ryoko Saotome.
"Because as long as I'm around you, pleasant things will definitely happen." Shanchui Huajin smiled and said, "Isn't life all about having fun? So I'm waiting, waiting for fun to happen around you."
"Why do I feel my life is so dark after hearing you say that!" Ruiko Saten looked desperate.
Chapter 6: Thirty-five years old, divorced, raising a child
"Hello, Auntie. Please exchange this 500,000 into cash. Thank you!" Shanchui Huajin ran to the exchange office with the 500,000 lottery ticket.
The staff member was a young woman in her twenties. She was surprised to see the 500,000 lottery ticket in Shanchui Huajin's hand.
"Little brother, where are your parents? Do you have an Academy City ID card? You are too young, and your sister can't exchange it for you." The staff member looked at Shanbuki Hanajin with a smile on her face.
"So that's it! Mom, this auntie said that only adults can redeem it!" Yamabuki Hanajin waved at Saten Ruiko.
Riri Saotome is so sad that she wants to cry but has no tears. Will she only call me mom when she needs me?
Although the staff member still maintained a professional smile on her face, she exuded a murderous aura. She was only 21 years old! How could she look like an aunt? But when she saw Saten Ruiko, she was extremely surprised.
She looks like a teenage girl! She is already a mother? Are young people nowadays so open-minded? Am I really outdated by the times?
"May I ask how old this lady is..." the staff member asked with a stiff smile.
"My mother is already 35 years old. She was already an elderly mother when she gave birth to me! Right! Mom!" Shanchui Huajin smiled as bright as a flower.
Looking at his innocent look, he doesn't look like a lying child at all.
"Thirty... thirty-five years old? How do you maintain yourself? How can you still maintain such a girlish look after giving birth to a child?" The staff looked at Saten Ruiko in surprise.
"Do one hundred push-ups, one hundred squats, and a ten-kilometer long-distance run every day! If you stick to it, you will also look like a girl." Ruiko Saotome was in tears.
I am really just a 13-year-old junior high school student! Why did I become a 35-year-old aunt when I woke up?
But what is gratifying is that the 500,000 yuan in cash was still received.
"Five hundred thousand! Let me treat you to breakfast! Is there any place around here where I can spend five hundred thousand for a meal?" Shanchui Huajin asked.
"What a waste! Why does a meal cost half a million? Didn't your parents teach you what thrifty is?" said Riri Saten in pain.
"My parents taught me that as long as the problem can be solved with money, it is not a problem." Shanchui Huajin said with a smile.
Sure enough, I cannot understand the world of rich people, but I firmly resist wasteful behavior.
"So are you going to have dinner with me or not?" Shanchui Huajin asked.
Saten Ruiko struggled for a second: "Well...thank you for the treat!"
Anyway, it's not my money, so I'll just waste it! I've never had a meal worth 500,000 yuan in my life!
Just like that, Yamabuki Hanajin brought Saten Ruiko to the most luxurious restaurant nearby, but...
"I should have thought of that! The restaurant is closed at this time!" Riri Saotome knelt on the ground in pain.
It was less than seven o'clock in the morning and except for a few tea restaurants, other restaurants were not open!
A five hundred thousand dollar meal! Just slipped away like that!
"Where should we go now?" Saten Ruiko looked at Yamabuki Hanajin.
Yamabuki Hanajime looked serious. He had miscalculated. He didn't expect that the people in Academy City would be so lazy. It was already seven in the morning and they were still not up to do business.
Don’t you understand the simple truth that the early worm catches the bird?
In order to increase the city's KDI, we must of course work overtime regardless of our own safety to contribute to the city's construction.
Why don’t people here understand dedication?
"There's no other way, let's go to your school cafeteria!" said Shanchui Huajin.
Saten Ruiko wanted to cry. Why did I get up so early in the morning? I was inexplicably entangled by a little ghost and finally returned to school.
"How about I make you something you want to eat?" asked Riri Saotome.
I am very confident in my cooking skills, and early spring was conquered by my own cooking skills.
"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall!" Shanchuihuajin said bluntly.
"Those are cuisines from various countries! I've never heard of them! Do you dare to recommend some cuisine that I can understand?" sighed Riri Saotome.
"Actually, Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is very simple to make. All you have to do is collect seven dragon balls and make a wish!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Saten Ruiko innocently.
Is this kid's mental health okay? Why do I feel like he has a brain problem?
"Do you want some fried rice? There's some leftovers from last night." Riri Saotome asked weakly.
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