Shiori Itsuka didn't dare to look up at the girl in front of her!
How can she be so alluring?
"What do you like to eat? It's my treat today, and it's on Kotori's money. With a loli supporting me, I don't need to save her any money," Yamabuki Hanajin asked with a smile.
"Anything will do," said Itsuka Shiori as she and her companion entered a seemingly ordinary restaurant.
Yamabuki Hanakami silently flipped through the menu, which contained only very ordinary dishes with nothing special about them.
"Waiter, may I order a specialty dish? Money is no object," said Yamabuki Hanajin in a very extravagant manner.
The waitress, a young woman dressed as a maid, stood beside the two girls on their date, smiling and surrounded by the scent of oranges.
"Please say."
"Turtle penis stewed with civet cat," Yamabuki Hanajin said earnestly.
The waitress's face froze instantly, and she seemed to doubt her ears.
"Sorry, I didn't hear you clearly. What did you say you wanted to eat?"
"Stewed turtle penis with civet cat." Yamabuki Hanajin had always wanted to try this dish, but unfortunately, she never had the chance, and it was probably lost to time.
The waitress must be out of her mind.
"Excuse me, I'll go ask in the kitchen. Miss, what would you like to eat?" the waiter asked Shiori, who was standing next to him.
Shiori's heart was pounding from being teased, and she didn't hear what Yamabuki Hanajin was saying at all. She could only say perfunctorily, "Same as her."
Origami Tobiichi had somehow disguised herself and appeared behind the two of them, silently memorizing the menu.
"Turtle penis stewed with civet cat? I've never heard of such a dish before. As expected of Shiori. I'll check the recipe when I get back." Origami Tobiichi thought to herself.
Less than five minutes later, the waiter returned with an apologetic look on his face.
"I'm very sorry, we don't have that dish here. Would you two like to order something else?"
"Then... potato and beef rice bowl," said Yamabuki Hanajin, pointing to the picture on the menu.
"Then I'll have... chicken rice bowl with a vegetable salad." After saying that, Itsuka Shiori handed the menu back to the waiter.
Kotori Itsuka breathed a long sigh of relief; it seemed her bank account balance was safe.
“By the way, just eating is a bit too monotonous. Let’s order some stir-fries too.” Yamabuki Hanajin’s face revealed a sly smile: “Stir-fried shrimp with chives, ox penis soup, and three-whip wine…”
Origami Tobiichi, who had been silently taking notes of the menu, was filled with awe.
Are you two really going to... turn the tables on me?
Chapter 553 (Main Text 554) Kotori: The Sleeping Beast Within Me Has Awakened
"Kiriko-san, why do I feel like all these dishes you ordered are a bit strange? Are you sure they're all edible?" Itsuka Shiori looked nervously at the dishes Yamabuki Hanajin had ordered. "We have a date this afternoon? Chives... won't they smell bad if we eat too much of this? And when it comes time for kissing..."
Yamabuki Hanajin gently patted the back of her hand: "You've thought of everything so thoroughly. Forget about the stir-fried shrimp with chives, could you please ask the waitress to expedite the order for me?"
As she spoke, Yamabuki Hanajin generously handed over a tip.
Anyway, it's not hers, Kotori must be about to vomit blood by now, right?
It's true that you don't feel bad about spending your own money.
At this moment, the chef in the kitchen looked very serious.
"Are you sure the two girls ordered this dish?" Chu Shi asked, somewhat incredulously.
The waitress nodded vigorously. I was 100% certain that the people who ordered this dish were two girls, although one of them looked a lot like a boy. But boys and girls are different after all.
Aside from a few exceptionally beautiful Nanliang, the waitresses are guaranteed to recognize them at a glance.
The head chef gasped, "I never imagined that times would change so quickly. Have I already been left behind? But it doesn't matter, it seems someone's going to die tonight."
The head chef took out a strip of cloth and tied it to his forehead.
"Tell them the food will be ready soon!" the head chef said sternly.
The naive young woman had no idea why the head chef was acting this way.
It's just a few dishes, why make it sound like a life-or-death separation?
The head chef asked earnestly, "Haruko, how old are you this year?"
"Seventeen."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
The waitress blushed when the head chef asked her that question: "I don't have a boyfriend yet."
"That's right. You'll understand the meaning of these dishes once you have a boyfriend. Hmph, someone will definitely be crying for help then," the head chef said with the air of someone who'd been there all along.
Unfortunately, the waitress couldn't understand the meaning of "help" at that moment.
The dishes were served quickly.
"Would you like a drink?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked, squinting at the amber-colored Sanbian wine.
Shiori Itsuka immediately shook her head: "I'm not old enough to drink alcohol yet. You look even younger than me today, don't you? You shouldn't drink alcohol either. Let's have some soft drinks instead."
Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin slammed her hand on the table, startling Itsuka Shiori, who thought Yamabuki Hanajin was angry.
When Yamabuki Hanajin pulled her hand back, Itsuka Shiori saw an ID card on the table.
"This is an identity certificate that Kotori specially made for me, proving that I'm an adult and can drink alcohol now." Yamabuki Hanajin said smugly, seemingly forgetting her tendency to be a lightweight.
"So how old are you this year?" Itsuka Shiori looked at the little girl in front of her with a serious expression.
“This is your age, approximately fourteen years old,” said Yamabuki Hanajin.
Kirito was indeed only fourteen years old when he entered Sword Art Online.
Who would have thought that a fourteen-year-old boy would eventually become the hero who saves Sword Art Online?
"That's it. Absolutely no drinking! Otherwise I'll get angry!" Itsuka Shiori stared at Yamabuki Hanajin with a stiff expression.
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the amber-colored Sanbian wine with drooling. In the past, during festivals, her father's friends liked to give him all sorts of gifts, among which wine was a favorite.
Unfortunately, my dad never lets me touch alcohol.
"Fine, I won't drink it then. Can I at least have the soup?" Yamabuki Hanajin could only turn her attention to the soup next to her.
Kotori watched this scene from inside the spaceship: "Why do I have a feeling that our strategist is henpecked?"
Kannazuki Kyohei, standing beside him, shook his head slightly: "This can't be considered being henpecked. Today, her goal is to increase her favorability with Shiori, so naturally she has to consider Shiori's opinion more."
Kotori Itsuka watches the dishes on the table through the security camera.
"By the way... is there any special feature to these dishes?" Kotori Itsuka suddenly turned to look at Reine Murasame and Kyohei Kannazuki.
The two of them immediately started coughing, pretending to deal with their work.
“Commander, you’ll understand some things when you grow up,” Murasame Reine said.
Just then, the two of them started eating. They both had good appetites today and quickly finished all the food on the table.
Both of them looked radiant.
"How about we go shopping after we've eaten?" asked Yamabuki Hanajin.
Girls have no resistance to shopping.
When Itsuka Shido goes on dates with spirits, the most common option is to take them shopping.
Of course, these elf girls all have different preferences.
Among all the fairy girls, Origami Tobiichi has the most unique taste.
Other girls go shopping to buy clothes, food, and all sorts of small jewelry.
Only Origami Tobiichi has a strange fondness for buying aphrodisiacs!
This has created a famous scene: mentioning Origami Tobiichi immediately brings to mind aphrodisiacs, and seeing aphrodisiacs immediately brings to mind Origami Tobiichi. She truly deserves to be called a master.
"What should we buy?" Itsuka Shiori asked, looking at the large shopping mall in front of her.
Yamabuki Hana grabbed her arm: "Of course it's to buy clothes! I have a few outfits I want you to wear for me to see."
Shiori Itsuka was inexplicably taken to the clothing store.
“I understand coming to buy clothes…” Shiori Itsuka’s face flushed slightly as she looked at the shop in front of her. “But why is it an underwear shop?”
“Underwear is also clothing. The last step of today’s plan is for the two of us to go to a hotel and get a room. Of course, we need to choose a set of underwear that we like!” Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the various kinds of underwear in front of her.
"Why is it about booking a hotel room? Wasn't it supposed to be about kissing?" Itsuka Shiori couldn't help but shout.
At that moment, Shiori Itsuka's earphone rang.
"Shiori, don't listen to her nonsense, don't fall for her tricks! I knew this bastard was up to no good... Waaah..." Kotori screamed into her earpiece, but her mouth was covered halfway through her scream.
A few seconds later, Kannazuki Kyohei's voice came through the earpiece: "Shiori, don't worry, we'll protect you. Just follow their pace. The commander's opinion is just a reference; you don't need to take it to heart at all! Ah!"
Suddenly, a scream came from Kannazuki Kyohei, followed by the sound of a wild beast tearing apart its prey in his earphones.
May you rest in peace, Kaminarizuki.
But Murasame Reine quickly took the communicator: "Shiori, just do whatever you feel like. If you feel uncomfortable in any way, you can tell us and we will end this date immediately. We respect your opinion."
Kotori has completely transformed into a wild beast, the kind that bites anyone she sees! So cute!
Chapter 554 (Main Text 555) Shiori's Favorability is a Bit High
"Kotori... should be fine, right?" Itsuka Shiori whispered.
"Don't worry, your sister is a commander, there won't be any problems. Let's try to max out her bank card." Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth and chuckled.
Using your card and sleeping with your sister, Kotori's mentality must be about to explode.
Shiori Itsuka could only manage a wry smile.
"Alright, let's start choosing underwear. Which style do you like? I've never seen you in underwear before." Yamabuki Hanajin suddenly thought of Saten Ruiko; the power of updrafts should not be underestimated.
No girl's skirt can stop the updraft.
Hatsuharu Shiori is a faithful victim.
"Let's forget about underwear..." Itsuka Shiori said softly, her face flushed.
The thought that her underwear and even her panties were personally selected by Yamabuki Hanajin made her feel extremely shy.
Yamabuki Hanajin has already chosen three designs according to his own preferences.
"How about this one? It's an exquisite openwork bra, with minimal and breathable fabric. It must be very comfortable to wear." Yamabuki Hanajin picked up a black openwork bra and handed it to Itsuka Shiori.
"Why is your face so red? Don't you like this one? Then let's change it. How about this three-piece rope bra?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked again.
Shiori Itsuka felt like her brain was filled with blood.
Are you sure this is something for people to wear?
Aren't bras supposed to protect important areas? What kind of protection does this kind of bra offer?
"You don't need to say anything; I can tell from your expression that you really don't like it. That's okay, I'm a very democratic person." Yamabuki Hanajin took out the third type of underwear she had prepared: "How about blue and white stripes?"
There's not much to say this time, is there?
At this moment, Itsuka Shiori gently pressed down on her skirt, her face full of shyness, and asked, "Why does it have to be blue and white stripes?"
“I have a very good friend, the kind you can rely on for life. She has many younger sisters, and her sisters all like to wear blue and white striped underwear, so I guess… these must be very comfortable to wear, right? Want to try them on? I promise I won’t peek.” Yamabuki Hanajin covered her mouth and chuckled.
It's been a while since I've been back to Academy City. I wonder how Misaka Mikoto has been doing all this time.
Compared to the previous two bras, this blue and white striped bra is at least a normal bra.
"Then let's go with this one!" Itsuka Shiori said with a helpless expression.
Yamabuki Hanajin wore a very cute smile.
Suddenly, Shiori Itsuka seemed to have mustered up her courage: "Kiriko-san, since you chose a blue and white striped dress for me, shouldn't I choose one for you too?"
Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Itsuka Shiori with some surprise, not expecting her to have learned how to counterattack!
This was completely unexpected.
Yamabuki Hanajin pinched her chin and smiled, "So, what kind of clothes do you want to choose for me?"
Shiori Itsuka smiled and picked up a bra from the side.
"this."
"I'm happy that you helped me choose underwear, but why is the pattern a frog?" Yamabuki Hanajin asked, looking puzzled.
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