Natsuki Subaru suddenly remembered that the person standing behind him was none other than Yamabuki Hanajin.
And then, combined with the short axe that Yamabuki Hanajin is holding...
"That crazy woman!!!" Natsuki Subaru knelt on the ground, clutching the back of his head, his whole body trembling uncontrollably.
No, no, I can't stay here. That crazy woman will definitely come looking for me again!
What?! You said you'd speedrun my second playthrough? We ended up getting wiped out!
This feeling of dying and coming back to life is just too painful.
The fruit stand vendor saw Subaru Natsuki kneeling on the ground trembling and thought he was sick, so he kindly handed him an apple.
"No, I have to escape quickly, but where can I escape to?" As Natsuki Subaru was pondering where he should go, suddenly, a very sunny and cheerful voice came from behind him.
"Hey, little one, over here!"
Natsuki Subaru turned his head in terror, only to see the dreadful blonde woman waving at him with a bright, sunny smile.
Chapter 600 (Main Text 601) Don't panic, trust me, I'll guide you through the third playthrough at speed.
"Don't come any closer! I don't want to die again!" Natsuki Subaru took off running.
As the saying goes, don't be afraid of opponents who are like gods, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs.
Although my teammate wasn't a terrible teammate, he was far worse than a terrible teammate.
"Star River." Yamabuki Hanajin took out a long whip and wrapped it around Natsuki Subaru.
"Why are you running away? I'm your most considerate teammate. I'll speedrun your third playthrough." Yamabuki Hanajin smiled broadly.
"I don't believe you anymore. Speedrunning the third playthrough? I don't believe you at all." Natsuki Subaru was already tied up like a dumpling by Hoshino Taiga.
The River of Stars is a whip of light, a weapon given to Lucy by the Protoss.
"I won't listen, I won't listen, I'll never believe you again, let me go!" Subaru Natsuki screamed so pitifully, it was like a pig being slaughtered.
Emilia, who was standing next to her, whispered, "Yamabuki, isn't it a bit much to treat an innocent bystander like this? Everyone's watching us."
"He's not some innocent bystander, he's my good teammate. Right, kid? Don't struggle, you can't escape." Yamabuki Hanajin laughed even more happily.
Natsuki Subaru stared at Yamabuki Hanajin: "Why did you kill me in the last playthrough?"
"What could I do in that situation? Either you died, or we both died. Based on my reasonable and meticulous calculations, I killed you. That way, I wouldn't have to be disemboweled by that pervert." Yamabuki Hanajin explained with a serious expression, "Besides, aren't you alright? Come on, I'll take you to play through the third playthrough."
Subaru Natsuki had never been in so much pain.
I used to joke that "at worst I'll just die," but now I can't even die.
So desperate.
"Don't worry, I've already figured out a way to clear the game quickly this time," said Yamabuki Hanajin confidently.
After thinking it over, Natsuki Subaru finally said, "I can trust you one more time, but you have to apologize first."
"I'm sorry. Okay, now let me tell you my plan." Yamabuki Hanajin was overjoyed.
Natsuki Subaru suddenly asked, "What if we fail again this time?"
"Then let's continue loading the save file."
"You bastard, you don't know how to repent at all!" Natsuki Subaru cried, crying very sadly.
I shouldn't have gone to the convenience store in the middle of the night. If I hadn't gone to the convenience store, I wouldn't have transmigrated to this world. If I hadn't transmigrated to this world, I wouldn't have been played to death by others.
Note: The phrase "dying and coming back to life" is a statement, not an exaggeration.
Just then, Emilia walked over and whispered, "Um... can we go find the badge now?"
Yamabuki Hanajin immediately looked at Emilia with a beaming smile: "Don't worry, I already have a way to find the badge. Just leave it to me. It's time to put on a truly outrageous performance."
With that, Yamabuki Hanajin walked into the alley next door.
Natsuki Subaru remembers very clearly that there were three petty thugs robbing people in the alley.
Out of curiosity, he went over to see what was going on.
Sure enough, Yamabuki Hanajin was stopped by three thugs as soon as she entered the alley.
"Miss, hand over your money, or don't blame us for being impolite." The three thugs pulled out knives and grinned menacingly.
Yamabuki Hanajin took a deep breath and then let out a shrill scream: "Help! Help! Someone's robbing me! I'm so scared!"
Natsuki Subaru couldn't understand what this woman was doing. She could summon powerful Celestial Spirits, so why was she calling for help?
"Shh! Don't shout! We're just robbing you. Your shouting makes it seem like we're going to do something to you!" the thugs said in a panic.
So they were just the lowest-level thugs.
It's completely lowbrow.
"Stop yelling, or I'll cover your mouth!"
Emilia heard someone shouting for help in the alley and immediately went to check.
But as soon as she stuck her head in, she saw Yamabuki Hanakami's hand behind her back waving incessantly, telling her not to meddle.
"Yamabuki... what exactly is she doing?" Emilia was also confused about Yamabuki Hanajin's purpose.
However, just as the three thugs were about to make their move, a white figure suddenly appeared and stood between the three thugs and Yamabuki Hanajin.
He was a young man, dressed in a pristine white uniform, with a weapon slung across his waist. He wore a sunny smile, had long, fiery red hair and clear blue eyes, and was as handsome as a character from a BL (Boys' Love) comic.
Natsuki Subaru suddenly realized what Yamabuki Hanajin was about to do.
He used to play RPG games often, and there were some special storylines that even the protagonist with high attributes couldn't beat, so he needed a dedicated NPC.
Could it be that this handsome guy who suddenly appeared is the NPC?
"Don't be afraid, madam. I am a serving knight of the kingdom. My name is Reinhard van Astreya." The young man smiled broadly.
Upon hearing this name, the three thugs collapsed to the ground.
Every world has a so-called ceiling.
Reinhard is the pinnacle of this world, the only peerless powerhouse who can rival the Witch of Envy.
He is only nineteen years old this year and comes from a family of sword saints.
It's practically the author's favorite child, with a whole bunch of random favoritism.
Despite being portrayed as an overpowered protagonist, he possesses a gentle and kind personality, and his favorite thing to do is help others (when doing the right thing).
Why was Natsuki Subaru able to clear the first chapter?
It was because he yelled when he was being robbed by thugs that he summoned Reinhard.
This then triggered a series of chain reactions.
Ultimately, this led to the Bowel Hunter inexplicably hitting the ceiling of the entire work.
With just one move, he directly repelled the Intestine Hunter.
After easily dispatching three thugs, Reinhard smiled brightly at Yamabuki Hanajin and asked, "Hello, are you hurt? Should I take you to the hospital?"
Yamabuki Hanajin squinted and extended her hand: "Not at all. My name is Lucy Heartfilia."
Reinhardt shook Yamabuki Hanajin's hand very respectfully.
“There’s something I’m not sure I should say. While it’s your freedom to choose what you wear, but… wandering around in alleys dressed like that is bound to be dangerous,” Reinhard warned.
Yamabuki Hanajin immediately brought up the main plot: "We're looking for another badge. It's very important. According to the information we've received, this badge was stolen by a little girl named Felt. We're looking for her. Do you know anything about this little girl?"
Reinhard paused for a moment when he heard the word "badge".
The kingdom currently has no king, and several people of royal blood are vying for the former position. The symbol of these candidates for kingship is a badge.
"Alright, I'm going to continue looking for that girl. Until we meet again. By the way, I heard that girl lives in the slums." Yamabuki Hanajin said everything she needed to say, and then left gracefully.
Chapter 601 (Main Text 602) This time I summoned the Star Spirit ahead of schedule, what can you do to me?
"Let's go, let's go find the badge." Yamabuki Hanajin greeted her two teammates.
Emilia was completely bewildered; she had no idea what was going on.
"Yamabuki...where are we going?" Emilia asked, her face full of curiosity.
"You'll see when we get there. By the way, this guy is just a random passerby, ignore him."
“You’re the one who’s just a passerby, your whole family are passersby. My name is Natsuki Subaru, nice to meet you.” Natsuki Subaru said, extending his hand to shake hands with Emilia.
Yamabuki Hanajin lashed his wrist with the tip of her whip.
"Ouch! What are you doing?"
"Didn't your teacher teach you that when shaking hands, it has to be the woman who extends her hand first?" Yamabuki Hanajin wrapped her arm around Emilia's.
"What kind of etiquette is this?" Natsuki Subaru glared at the ill-tempered blonde woman.
Just you wait, one day I'll make you look at me in a completely different light.
And so, they came to the slum for the third time.
Let me briefly explain the amusing grandfather-grandson duo, Felt and Rom.
Didn't expect that I'd come to steal your hometown?
This time, the three of them did not enter Mr. Rom's shop, but waited inside instead.
Around dusk, Ferut walked over with a smug look on her face.
Upon seeing these three people, the smug expression on her face instantly froze; she remembered what Emilia looked like.
After all, beautiful half-elves are simply too eye-catching in this country.
Felt turned and ran, but Yamabuki Hanajin lashed out with her whip and tied the little girl up.
"Haha! Run! I'll show you how to run! You're so young and you're not learning anything good, you're trying to be a thief? I'll break both your legs and sell you to a coal mine!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed like a demon.
"Help! Help!" Ferut couldn't help but scream.
Yamabuki Hanajin immediately reached out and touched her entire body, eventually finding the badge in her bag.
"This is the one you lost, isn't it?" Yamabuki Hanajin handed the badge to Emilia, who was overjoyed to have it back.
"Yamabuki...why don't we just release this child?" Emilia said with some reluctance.
"Releasing her is fine, but she'll need a little punishment. Girl, in this country, stealing means having your hands chopped off. I'm a very merciful person, so I'm going to chop off your feet too. Please don't shout too loudly later, or you'll disturb the peace." Yamabuki Hanajin pulled out an axe from somewhere.
Ferut, a thief, had seen many births, but this was the first time she had ever seen one like this.
The little girl was so frightened that she burst into tears!
"Help! I know I was wrong, I'll never do it again!" Ferut struggled incessantly.
"boom!"
The shop door was suddenly pushed open, and Mr. Rom rushed over, holding a giant club.
"Who are you people!" Rom shouted.
“We are the victims. This little girl stole our things. As the owners, it’s not unreasonable to give her some punishment, is it?” Yamabuki Hanajin stared fearlessly at the giant in front of her.
This old man is all bark and no bite; he looks big, but he's actually pretty useless.
Rom turned to look at Subaru and Emilia: "You two are in cahoots with her?"
As a result, both of them shook their heads at the same time.
"No, no, no, we don't know her!"
"Hey, why are you two deserting at the most crucial moment?" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.
Emilia gave a wry smile: "Although this child stole my things, cutting off her hands and feet is still too cruel. At most, the guards will handle it."
“Emilia is right.” Natsuki Subaru immediately turned into a sycophant.
"Since that's the case, let's forget about it. How about we tattoo the words on your face instead?" Yamabuki Hanajin pulled out a box of needles from somewhere.
"No!" Although Felt is still young, she is still a girl. If she were to have an ugly face, it would be better to just kill her.
"Isn't this too cruel?" Emilia whispered.
"This won't do, that won't do. Fine, let's make this little girl swear that she'll never steal again. Is that alright now?"
"I swear, I will never steal again from now on," Ferut said as quickly as possible.
"Good boy, good boy. If you dare to do anything wrong again, I'll gouge your eyes out and stomp on them. People should walk the right path and be reasonable. Do you understand what I'm saying?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Felt expectantly.
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