People who are interested in comics will never die in the Shura field

Yes, she believed it!

Chapter 636 (Main Text 637) My name is Tanya, the one from Tanya the Evil.

Joel was very excited. She never thought she would become a mother in her lifetime, and the child was even assigned by the government. This was too kind of a care for an older single woman like her.

“By the way, dear mother, don’t be too happy yet. There’s a trial period. Right now, the trial period is only one day. If I think you’re not a good enough mother after one day, I will leave.” Yamabuki Hanajin said, staring at Joel.

Joel lunged forward and hugged Yamabuki Hanajin tightly. Instantly, Yamabuki Hanajin felt a strong sense of suffocation, and her ribs creaked.

Oh no, I forgot about Mrs. Joel's terrifying arm strength!

This is a true example of a "hug-and-kill" move; if the other person were any stronger, his internal organs might have been squeezed out.

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! Mother, if you don't like me, you can tell me. Please don't torture me like this! Cough cough!" Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes rolled upwards, and white foam kept coming out of his mouth.

"Ah!" Joel was horrified to see the child she had almost strangled, which reminded her of the hug she had with her younger brother when she was a child.

Joel sometimes wonders how his younger brother survived when he strangled him, as he recalls his childhood.

“It’s okay, I’ll do CPR.” Joel immediately placed Yamabuki Hanajin on the bed and placed his hands on Yamabuki Hanajin’s chest.

"No!" Yamabuki Hanajin seemed to see Death beckoning to him.

"Crack!"

Joel pressed down on his side without any mercy: "Huh? Did you just hear a sound coming from your body?"

That's right, my sternum has been crushed. I never thought that after traversing so many dangerous worlds, I would end up dying in a comedy anime.

This is outrageous! This is outrageous!

"System, could you please write my last words for me?" Tears streamed from the corners of Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes.

"Stop pretending to be dead. Are you waiting for CPR? Since you said it's a comedy, have you ever seen anyone die in a comedy?" The system yelled while complaining, "Don't move! Thirteen Orphans, I won! Take the money!"

"System, am I that important to you? Why are you still playing cards with others at this critical moment of life and death?"

"Nonsense, how could a mere host be more important than playing cards?" the system said righteously.

I knew you were a scumbag! Yamabuki Hanajin has lost all love for this system. By the way, are you playing Cantonese mahjong or Taiwanese mahjong?

Yamabuki Hanajin moved around a bit to make sure she was alright.

Joel, holding Yamabuki Hanajin in his arms, prepared to rush out: "Don't worry, it's okay, I'll make sure the doctor can save you."

Yamabuki Hanajin grabbed Joel's arm and gave him a thumbs up: "Don't worry, it's nothing serious. I can recover from this kind of minor injury after just one night's sleep."

Joel pointed at Yamabuki Hanajin's face: "But you're bleeding from all seven orifices now, are you really okay?"

"No problem, just a minor fatal wound." After saying that, Yamabuki Hanajin fell asleep.

Joel thought for a moment. Since she herself said it was fine, then it should be fine, right? I should go to sleep first.

And so it went until the next morning, when Yamabuki Hanajin appeared before Joel, full of energy.

"I told you, my body is still quite sturdy. A mere fatal wound is no problem at all," Yamabuki Hanajin said, patting his chest.

Joel was so excited that he tried to hug her again, but Yamabuki Hanajin instinctively crawled under the bed, watching Joel warily.

Joel blinked awkwardly. "How about this, I'll cook for you? I have to go to work soon. Are you coming with me, or staying home by yourself?"

Yamabuki Hanajin found her clothes nearby and was about to put them on when she suddenly realized that they were military uniforms.

Looking at my own body, I'm definitely no more than ten years old. Why would a ten-year-old child be wearing a military uniform? Judging from the epaulets on the uniform, it's impossible for it to be fake.

Yamabuki Hanajin immediately opened today's system interface, wanting to see who she was today.

Name: Yamabuki Hanajū (Tanya von Degurechaff)

Gender: Unknown (Before transmigration: Male, After transmigration: Young girl)

Ability: An everlasting ahoge (Bullets and ahoge go hand in hand, hooray!)

Occupation: Imperial Army Archmage (A terrifying profession that combines war technology and magic, born only for killing)

Comment: For peace, kill them all! Charge!

The accompanying equipment included not only military uniforms, but also a bolt-action rifle and a propulsion device.

Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the weapon in her hand and smiled even more happily.

Tanya the Evil, also known as Tanya the Evil, tells the story of a woman who was originally the head of the human resources department at a company, responsible for "legally" laying off older and less efficient employees.

As a result, one day while riding the subway, he was pushed off the subway by a former employee who had been laid off, and was hit by a tram and killed.

However, he still believed that laying off unnecessary "employees" was a market economy, and he made a bet with "God," ultimately being thrown into another world by God and transformed into a young girl named Tanya.

At the age of seven, Tanya was found to have magical potential and enlisted in the army that same year.

At the age of eight, he enrolled in the Imperial Army Officer Academy.

At the age of nine, he graduated from the academy early and became a trainee officer, and was promoted to second lieutenant in the same year.

At the age of ten, he led his subordinates in a desperate counterattack, annihilating dozens of enemy mages and earning the title of "Demon of the Rhine" from the enemy nation.

At the age of forty-one, he was promoted to lieutenant and predicted that a world war would break out in the future.

At the age of twelve, he was promoted to major and formed the 203rd Aviation Magic Squadron, serving as its captain.

At the age of thirteen, when the enemy launched a surprise attack, he led the magic battalion to defeat 600,000 enemy troops and captured several high-ranking officers. After the battle, he was promoted to lieutenant colonel.

"Hahaha, this is getting interesting!" Yamabuki Hanajin laughed heartily. Right, if the timeline is correct, is it going to be dusk today?

“This outfit,” Joel said, looking at Yamabuki Hanajin’s military uniform. “Wearing this on the street might get you into trouble! How about I take you to a tailor shop to buy you some clothes first?”

Yamabuki Hanajin nodded happily.

Joel hurriedly changed her clothes and took Yamabuki Hanajin to a tailor shop she was familiar with. The owner of the tailor shop was a middle-aged woman who knew Joel quite well. She was a little surprised to see Joel bring a child.

“Miss Joel, this little girl is…”

“My daughter,” Joel said happily.

The clothing store owner looked horrified. "It's only been a few days. When did you get such a big daughter?"

But thinking about it carefully, Joel is not young anymore. If the child was born when he was young, it should be this age now.

Just then, the wind chimes in the tailor shop rang, and a young man walked in with a little girl.

It was dusk and Anya.

Chapter 637 (Main Text 638) Melon God: There's no melon in the world I can't eat.

Lloyd Fogel, codename Twilight.

The top spy of the Western People's Republic.

In order to accomplish his mission, Hunhuang must quickly establish a family with a six-year-old child, send the child to an elite school, and have the child befriend the children of high-ranking officials and nobles. Ultimately, he will use the child's connections to get close to these officials and nobles, thereby achieving his goal.

And so, at dusk, he went to the orphanage to adopt Anya.

A six-year-old girl with the superpower to read minds.

Not long ago, Anya had just passed the academy's test and narrowly became a student at a prestigious academy. According to the academy's requirements, she had to come to a designated place to have her school uniform made.

The gears of fate began to turn.

As Huang Hun helped his daughter make school uniforms, he kept glancing around at the women in their vicinity.

The academy has very high requirements regarding birth status, and Anya is likely to be penalized if she comes from a single-parent family.

Therefore, he must find a suitable woman to marry before Anya's college entrance interview.

Because he had a friend who was very good at intelligence gathering, he had thoroughly reviewed the intelligence on all the single women in the city.

Along the way, he constantly judged the women around him, but unfortunately, none of them met his requirements.

He needed to find a woman from a respectable family so that his identity as a spy would not be easily exposed.

Just as she was lost in her daydreams at dusk, a soft female voice sounded from behind her.

"Excuse me, could you please make this child some ordinary clothes?"

The sound came from just a few steps behind Huang Hun. Huang Hun felt a chill run down his spine. As a top spy, he had extremely strong investigative abilities.

The woman who spoke appeared just a few steps behind him, yet Huang Hun didn't notice her at all.

Instead of turning around in a panic, Huang Hun pretended to look at Anya while using the corner of his eye to peek at the woman behind him.

After a brief moment of thought, Huang Hun had already recalled all the information about this woman.

"Yor. Twenty-seven years old this year, never married or divorced, both parents deceased, has a younger brother much younger than her, the lowest level of her family is civil servant, her family background is clean... But why is she with a child? Is it her sister? Or her relative? Why isn't it written in the information?" Huang Hun wanted to take a few more glances, but suddenly his cheek felt cold, and a cold gun barrel was pressed directly against his face.

"You've been looking this way the whole time, is there something interesting about it?"

A young girl's voice came from inside.

The twilight gaze slowly traced down to a girl who was not yet ten years old, with beautiful golden hair. She was very cute, and even when she was making harsh remarks, she had a smile on her face, showing no sign of anger.

But at dusk, it was 100% certain that the gun was real.

Where did this ancient weapon come from?

This bolt-action rifle has been obsolete for decades, hasn't it?

How come a little girl is holding a gun?

Want to take a gamble? Bet that this gun is unloaded?

My brain was working frantically at dusk.

Joel immediately snatched the gun away, saying nervously, "How come you have a weapon? Don't point a gun at other people; it's dangerous."

"But that man's eyes looked really strange. Spies in TV dramas all have that kind of look in their eyes." Yamabuki Hanajin used her ten-year-old body to directly tell the truth.

I felt a chill down my back at dusk.

"Children speak without thinking? Or did they discover something? By the way, what's with this girl's clothes? Why is it a military uniform? And judging from the rank, she's... a lieutenant colonel? How can a ten-year-old girl be a lieutenant colonel? This uniform doesn't seem fake. Could her parents be high-ranking military officials? No, there's no information on him. Could it be that the information that bastard gave me was missing something?" Huang Hun's brain was practically steaming.

Joel stared at the twilight: "Sir, why are you staring at us? Have we done something wrong?"

Huang Hun immediately pulled out the lines she had rehearsed countless times: "Because you are so beautiful, I can't help but take a few more glances."

"What a scumbag! He recites those lines so fluently; I wonder how many girls he's said them to. Mother, he's definitely a scumbag; you absolutely mustn't fall for it," Yamabuki Hanajin immediately exposed.

At dusk, I felt like I was about to break down.

Where did this girl come from?

They've been undermining me ever since just now.

Even with a thick skin like Huang Hun, I felt a little hot at this moment.

Instead of being angry, Joel looked at the dusk with delight.

She desperately needs a male companion, even if he's only interested in her looks, she just needs to get through tonight.

He desperately needs a gentle and virtuous wife.

He is a hardworking husband, one training camp member and the other a dedicated one.

Yamabuki Hanajin silently shoved the gun barrel into her mouth. "How about I kill you two to liven things up?"

Why have I been eating dog food all this time?

It was the same in the Tokyo Ghoul world before, where Kaneki Ken and Rize Kamishiro kept stuffing dog food into her mouth.

“Having a civil servant as a wife would certainly be the best choice, firstly because it would avoid suspicion regarding her identity. But… what’s with this child all of a sudden? Should we ask her about it?” Huang Hun asked in a gentle tone, “Is this child a relative of yours?”

“This is my daughter,” Joel said with great pride.

Huang Hun gasped. Judging from her age... it wasn't impossible. Could she be an illegitimate child?

Having another child might bring a lot more trouble.

Moreover, the identity of the child's father is unknown.

but……

Just as Huang Hun was lost in her own thoughts, Anya walked over happily from the side.

"Ania's measurements are done, Dad. I want to eat peanuts."

"Dad? So this man already has a wife and a daughter this big. I've heard that pursuing someone else's husband will get you killed by the wife, but... I shouldn't lose when it comes to killing, right? But if I kill someone, won't my identity as an assassin be exposed?"

"Assassin!!!" Anya was instantly struck by a shocking revelation.

"If it weren't for my work as a spy, I should be on vacation right now," Hunhun thought to himself, feeling quite cool.