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Wait, did I just hear something incredible? A miniature nuclear warhead?

Cú Chulainn raised his weathered face and saw that the arrow of Yamabuki Hanajin was a nuclear missile, and that she was aiming the nuclear warhead at him.

"Although you are a great hero of ancient times, you should have been instilled with knowledge of the modern world. You should know what a nuclear warhead represents. If this thing explodes, let alone a mere wooden barrel, even an entire town will be reduced to ashes. Fuyuki City will have another peaceful day! Big dog, accept your fate! Hahahaha! World peace! Launch!"

Just as Yamabuki Hanajin was about to launch a nuclear missile, a large group of Heroic Spirits rushed up and pinned Yamabuki Hanajin to the ground.

"Calm down! Do you know that we'll all die if this thing explodes!" Rin Tohsaka grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin's left leg, Illya grabbed her right leg, and the other Servants grabbed the bow and arrows.

"Don't stop me! Don't stop me! This is my dream of many years. Do you know how I got the name Nuclear Bomb Sword Immortal?" Yamabuki Hanajin was still struggling.

Kirei Kotomine cried. "I just wanted to lighten the burden on the church. Why are these people making things so difficult for me?"

You don't know the cost of firewood and rice until you're in charge. Only after you become the boss do you realize that without money, you can't enjoy life.

"The rules are now being revised: No Noble Phantasms can be unleashed! And no weapons of mass destruction can be used!" Kirei Kotomine immediately declared.

"Tch!" Yamabuki Hanajin rolled her eyes.

"Another new rule has been added: only ordinary melee weapons are allowed. Noble Phantasms, nuclear bombs, firearms, and planet-destroying cannons are prohibited! The competition will now resume!" Kirei Kotomine announced expressionlessly.

Cú Chulainn roared in despair, "Why do we have to start all over again? Why do we have to start all over again! We finally managed to get through two people! And then there's the birth! The damn birth!"

Do you know how I got through it?

"Since there's no other way!" Saber picked up an ordinary sword and stabbed it at the wooden barrel.

"Don't stab me like that! Do you want to kill me?" Cú Chulainn dodged the sword with his agile movements.

"Don't say that, it will put a burden on us. After all, we're just playing the game according to the rules. You know, the rules were set by your Master." Red A gave a very cheerful smile, then projected two swords and stabbed them down at Cú Chulainn without hesitation.

Qiu Lin was filled with despair. He thought to himself, "If I had known, I shouldn't have participated in this Holy Grail War. If I hadn't participated in this Holy Grail War, I wouldn't have entered this absurd game. If I hadn't entered this absurd game, I wouldn't have ended up in this situation."

Dia covered her cheek and whispered, "Lord Souichirou, I'm going. Don't worry, I'll definitely win the match."

With that, Medea, holding her talisman that could break all spells, walked towards Cú Chulainn. The instant she was out of Souichirou's sight, Medea revealed a witch's smile: "Mr. Cú Chulainn, please don't dodge. I will perfectly sever your neck. Please don't let your blood splatter on me, or I will be in a very difficult position."

"You witch, you have no humanity!"

Cú Chulainn, that's enough! Are all women this fickle? Souichirou Kuzuki, look at your wife's true colors! She's a witch, a genuine witch!

"The rules of the game only allow stabbing the barrel. Medea has fouled and is out!" Kirei Kotomine declared, upholding justice with a straight face.

Chapter 687 (Main Text 688) Shinji is not dead, he will live forever in our hearts.

Medea immediately pointed at Kirei Kotomine and screamed, "You're being unfair! I only slit his throat, why is that a foul? The Talisman of All Laws is not a Noble Phantasm at all, it's just my keychain. One of them unleashed a Noble Phantasm, and the other used a nuclear bomb. I'm not satisfied, it's unfair! Let's boycott the referee together!"

Kirei Kotomine calmly looked at Medea: "Openly arguing with the referee is an even greater offense. If you continue to roar, you will be disqualified from the competition."

Medea turned around crying and found that Souichirou Kuzuki was standing behind her at some point.

"Lord Souichirou! I want to..." Medea immediately adopted the demeanor of a delicate girl, and Souichirou gently grasped Medea's hand.

"The result of the match is not important at all. How about we go on vacation to Hawaii after the match?" Soichiro Kuzuki looked at Medea gently.

"Lord Souichirou!" Medea threw herself into Souichirou's arms, acting all cute and affectionate. When she turned to look at everyone, her face was full of a smug grin.

Yamabuki Hanajin clenched her fists: "Damn it, is this what they call losing the game but winning at life? I hate winners in life the most. Next up is me. Mine is a bit big, Big Dog, just bear with it!"

Cú Chulainn was still sealed inside the barrel: "What kind of lewd words are these! Why would a young girl say such things? What are you trying to do to me?!"

Yamabuki Hanajin looked calmly at Cú Chulainn: "Since the rule says that only ordinary weapons can be used, then I can only project ordinary weapons! Come on! Drummer Hammer!"

A huge hammer appeared in Yamabuki Hanajin's hand: "Cú Chulainn, I really like puppies, so I'll share your flesh with everyone as food."

Cú Chulainn yelled, "Referee! Referee! Look, she's fouled again. Can this ridiculous weapon even be considered a melee weapon? There's definitely something wrong with it!"

Kirei Kotomine was studying the usability of the Drummer Hammer. After discussing it with Illya for a long time, they finally decided: "Kuro uses a melee weapon and hasn't unleashed his Noble Phantasm, so he hasn't broken the rules. Hehe!"

What was with that final sneer? You're not just going to watch me die, are you? This world has completely collapsed; it's beyond saving.

Help! I don't want to die young! Cú Chulainn prayed silently in his heart. When he saw the drummer's golden hammer coming down on him, Cú Chulainn suddenly felt that there was no love in the whole world.

Why is the whole world targeting me?

"boom!"

The drummer's golden hammer came down, but Cú Chulainn didn't feel any pain. It was quite a while before Cú Chulainn opened his eyes and found Yamabuki Hanajin holding his waist, panting heavily.

"Damn it, although I projected the divine weapon, the Golden Hammer of the Drummer, I overlooked its weight! It's too heavy! It's exhausting! I can't handle it at all!" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at the giant hammer in front of her with a frustrated expression.

Cú Chulainn suddenly smiled. There was hope! There was hope! If things continued like this, he might be the victor. So that's how it was. This was all Kirei Kotomine's scheme.

What wish would I make if I obtained the Holy Grail? Cú Chulainn had already begun to envision a bright future.

I wish I could become the best spearman in the world, so I wouldn't have to owe people so much luck anymore; it's just too painful.

Comrade Zhao Yun, did you save the universe in your past life? Did you absorb all the luck of spearmen throughout history? That must be it, otherwise my luck wouldn't be so bad.

Kirei Kotomine calmly said, "Because Kuro's attack failed to hit the barrel, he is eliminated in this round!"

"Wait a minute! I'm going to report the referee! There's definitely something fishy going on here!" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted.

Kirei Kotomine stared at Hanako Yamabuki: "The report is invalid. Players cannot report referees. Young lady, the adult world is very dirty. Don't underestimate the despicable nature of humans!"

Why did it suddenly ignite? What's going on? Even a fantasy carnival shouldn't be this crazy, right? What kind of world have I transmigrated into?

"Barsaka! Go! Barsaka is the strongest!" Ilya shouted, pointing at the barrel.

boom!

With a loud bang, the Berserker made a dazzling entrance.

"No! This is the only one that won't do, it will break!" Cú Chulainn cried out pitifully, a cry so heartbreaking it would bring tears to anyone's eyes.

Kirei Kotomine looked at Cú Chulainn with a serious expression: "Big dog, hang in there so everyone can have a good laugh."

"Am I the clown? This isn't a matter of perseverance, is it? What can I do with such a big thing? I'm desperate too!"

Just as Cú Chulainn shouted, the berserker appeared in front of him, holding his axe-sword, and swung it down at Cú Chulainn.

Cú Chulainn's mind raced with thoughts: "Is this the end of my life? I never imagined that I, a great hero, would die in this way. It's so despairing."

I refuse to accept this! I, Cú Chulainn, will never die! I will live on with my own will! Go for it!

At the critical moment, Cú Chulainn pushed his body's flexibility to the limit and actually dodged the berserker's axe.

"Hahaha! I won! I won!" Cú Chulainn felt that his mind was no longer normal.

Only one person remains, and that is Medusa. Medusa's attack power is no match for the Berserker, right? She can definitely survive without unleashing her Noble Phantasm.

Shinji Matou pointed at Cú Chulainn and shouted.

Medusa calmly picked up the knife and made a small cut on the wooden barrel.

Shinji Matou and Cú Chulainn were both dumbfounded.

"Rider, what do you mean by this? Don't you want the Holy Grail? Are you out of your mind?" Shinji Matou yelled.

Medusa beckoned to Shinji Matou, who walked over curiously, thinking it was some kind of special plan.

Medusa slapped Shinji Matou across the face, sending him spinning like a top and flying a great distance.

"Waaaaah! My Servant actually hit me! You all saw it, didn't you? You all have to be my witnesses!" Shinji Matou cried out to the Heroic Spirits present.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin pointed to the distant sky: "There's a UFO!"

Shinji Matou looked over curiously.

"I'll fight!"

"The Sword of Promised Victory!"

Unlimited Blade Works!

"A talisman that can break all laws!"

"Ouch!"

"The spear that pierces the death thorns!"

"Big Dog, what are you doing out here? Go back inside!"

Shinji Matou was sent flying into the sky by a combo, turning into a dazzling star.

"Shinji probably won't be coming back, right? Should we pray for him?" Shirou Emiya asked curiously.

"Ahem, nothing happened just now, the match continues!" Kirei Kotomine announced expressionlessly.

Chapter 688 (Main Text 689) The Second Set, Beach Tennis Without Rules

A good Holy Grail War is one without Shinji Matou.

"Wait, why is the match continuing? I should have won according to the rules we set before, right?" Cú Chulainn shouted at the crowd.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand and suggested, "I felt like I wasn't in good form just now, how about we have a rematch?"

"Are you kidding me?! You only need to lift a finger, and I'll fight you to the death! I don't agree!" Cú Chulainn yelled.

Just as everyone was arguing, a very arrogant laugh came from above. When everyone looked up, they saw that the person was covered in golden light.

"That laughter, that brightness, there's no mistake. It's definitely Gilgamesh!" Yamabuki Hanajin exclaimed in shock, "Referee! I want to report this! He's clearly not a formal Heroic Spirit, so why is he participating in the Holy Grail War? There's something fishy going on here."

Kirei Kotomine nodded: "I know there's something fishy going on here, because the one who's fishy is me."

Are you not even going to pretend anymore? You're admitting it so readily? What are you trying to do?

So what exactly is this Holy Grail War all about?

Why do I feel like my brain is getting more and more insane?

"The King will bear it! The King will protect it! The King will acknowledge it! How dare you call this Holy Grail War without me? All the treasures in the world belong to me. The Holy Grail is mine too. What right do you bastards have to take my Holy Grail?" Gilgamesh laughed loudly.

Medusa couldn't help but retort, "Are you the oldest technologist in human history?"

"This mere game? Leave it to me!" Gilgamesh snapped his fingers, and countless magical artifacts appeared from all directions.

"He fouled! He fouled! We agreed not to use Noble Phantasms!" Medea shouted.

I was disqualified from the competition because I used my Noble Phantasm.

Gilgamesh scoffed: "Rules? My rules are the rules! Take this volley of arrows!"

In an instant, countless magical artifacts rained down from the sky.

"The Holy Grail! My Holy Grail... cough cough, no, Cú Chulainn, my great hero, how could you die like this?" Yamabuki Hanajin rushed over with a face full of sorrow.

Emiya Shirou grabbed Yamabuki Hanajin: "No, he's too ruthless. You're still a child; you can't stop him."

"That's too cruel! How could you treat a big dog like that? Dogs are man's best friend, and you call yourself the oldest king of mankind." Yamabuki Hanajin pointed at Gilgamesh: "Referee, this guy fouled. If we don't take him down, it'll be hard to convince everyone. Everyone, attack him together. There's no need to talk about chivalry with this kind of person."

Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Kirei Kotomine rushed over as quickly as possible.

"To save on maintenance funds—I mean, to ensure the fairness of the competition—I've decided to annul the result of this match. Everyone, prepare for the next match." Kirei Kotomine announced expressionlessly. Then, he pulled the Noble Phantasm off the giant dog: "Stop pretending to be dead. Prepare for the next match."

Cú Chulainn jumped up with a bouncy gait.

Yamabuki Hanajin was filled with awe. Truly, he was an immortal dog. Even though he was almost turned into a hedgehog, he could still jump around.

"What are you bastards looking at me like that? Don't underestimate my will to survive!" Cú Chulainn yelled.

"So touching! So incredibly touching!" Ilya wiped away her fake tears.

"What's so touching about this? Don't talk nonsense, okay? Kids shouldn't lie." Yamabuki Hanajin transformed into a吐槽 machine, relentlessly criticizing from the side.

Kirei Kotomine coughed lightly: "Next, I will announce the rules for the second game: beach tennis."

"There are currently eight Servants participating. They can be divided into two groups," Kirei Kotomine said calmly.

"How could there be eight people? There are clearly seven!" Rin Tohsaka shouted sharply.

I prepared for the Holy Grail War for a full ten years. Do you know how I got through those ten years? In the end, the so-called Holy Grail War turned out to be nothing but this. My heart is shattered.

Kirei Kotomine pulled out a yellow card: "You are not allowed to question the referee. There are clearly eight Heroic Spirits on the scene."

Yamabuki Hanajin, Artoria, Archer, Gilgamesh, Medusa, Medea, Berserker, and Cú Chulainn.

"Isn't this exactly eight people? Rin, can't you... count?" Kirei Kotomine looked at Rin Tohsaka seriously.

"You can't count, your whole family can't count! Why are rule-breakers considered contestants?" Rin Tohsaka stared at Gilgamesh.

Kirei Kotomine looked at Rin Tohsaka with a serious expression: "I reserve the right to final interpretation."

Rin Tohsaka clenched her little fists tightly.

"Red A, we must achieve final victory, no matter how despicable the means." Rin Tohsaka gritted her teeth.

At that moment, a reporter was filming with a camera.