"Where is the mission location? I'm coming right now." Nangong Nayue said seriously. Who would turn down money?
Yamabuki Hanajin poked Nangong Nayue's face from the side, saying, "Nayue-chan, your integrity is shattered."
While tapping Shan Chuihuajin's head with her fan, Nangong Nayue said, "Now you can tell me the details of the mission."
Vatra laughed heartily on the other end of the phone. Sure enough, money talks: "The mission location is on a small island in Europe called Gozo. It's a very beautiful island, and you can relax there. However, some time ago, an ancient site was discovered there, and a group of archaeologists are currently investigating it."
Before Vatra could finish speaking, Yamabuki Hanajin leaned over and asked, "Did you dig something up?"
Vatra was taken aback: "Nangong Nayue, is there someone else with you? What is your relationship with this person?"
"We were just about to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get our marriage certificate," Yamabuki Hanajin said seriously, but as soon as she finished speaking, Nangong Nayue covered her mouth with a kiss.
Vatra on the other end of the phone suddenly burst into laughter: "No wonder you're so old and still don't have a boyfriend, turns out you like girls. That ten million was well spent. Don't worry, I definitely won't tell anyone. By the way, I'll book two plane tickets for you, how about that for your honeymoon?"
Nangong Nayue's face darkened, and she stared at Shan Chuihuajin with hostility: "Do you know what a prison barrier is? Do you want to be imprisoned for life in there?"
"I don't want to! But isn't this great too? We get to travel to Europe. What kind of dress do you like? I'll wear it for you!"
Chapter 697 (Main Text 698) The Newlyweds' Honeymoon in Europe
Itogamijima Airport.
As a special zone for demons, Itogami Island has very strict airport checks, and blood tests are even conducted to prevent demons from sneaking in.
Of course, wherever there are people, there will be privileges, and Itogami Island is no exception. Natsuki Minamiya happens to have such privileges.
"Miss Nangong, may I ask... who is this person behind you...?" The airport security personnel looked at Nangong Nayue with a troubled expression.
Nangong Nayue said calmly, "It's nothing, it's just luggage."
Airport security personnel gently poked the thing that was tightly bound with iron chains behind Nangong Nayue with their finger.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"But...but this thing moves! It doesn't look like luggage at all! Could you loosen the chain so I can check it properly? I'm sorry, we're just following the rules and regulations, please don't make things difficult for us." The airport security officer quietly reassured Nangong Nayue.
"Tch! Did you fail to get away with it?" Nangong Nayue turned her face away.
There was no other way but to unlock the chains of discipline, and Yamabuki Hanajin jumped out from inside.
"The seal is broken! Hahaha! I'm back!"
With her eyes closed and a headache on her face, Nangong Nayue gently tapped her head with the fan in her hand. Why did she feel that this child was not very smart?
“Miss Nangong Nayue… this…” The airport security personnel looked at Nangong Nayue, unsure of what to do.
"Don't worry about it, this is my assistant. You can report it like this. If anyone has any objections, let him talk to me," Nangong Nayue said domineeringly.
After all, looking at the entire Itogami Island, you could count the number of people qualified to fight her on one hand, and even if someone did fight her, whether they could win was still unknown.
Since that's what they said, the airport staff couldn't make things difficult for them any further and had no choice but to let them pass.
Nangong Nayue stretched out her fan and tapped Yamabuki Hanajin hard on the head: "Listen up, you're my assistant now. Don't cause me any trouble, especially after we get abroad, or I'll teach you a lesson."
"Understood. By the way, my identity might be questioned. Please sign here to prove that my identity is legitimate." Yamabuki Hanajin handed over a document.
"You don't seem very bright, but you've thought of everything quite thoroughly. Here, take the pen." Nangong Nayue was just about to sign when she suddenly realized that the document was actually double-layered, and the top layer was folded up. If she were to sign, she would sign directly on the bottom layer.
Nangong Nayue silently pulled out the document below, which read "Marriage Agreement".
"...Why do you have something like this in your hand?" Nangong Nayue stared at the cat in front of her.
I don't deny that you're cute, but being cute and getting married are two different things.
Yamabuki Hanakami pretended to look at the scenery around her. "I knew nothing about this. Someone must have switched the files. As for who switched them?"
“As expected, I should treat you like luggage.” Nangong Nayue pulled on the iron lock with both hands.
An airport security officer whispered, "Ms. Nangong Nayue, there are many passengers behind you. If there are no problems, you would like to board the plane."
Sure enough, there was a large group of people queuing up behind them.
"Why are there two young girls boarding the plane up ahead? They don't look like they're adults yet."
"Where are the parents? Can you hurry up? I'm getting impatient!"
"And who are those two girls? Why do I have this ominous feeling about them?"
Yamabuki Hanakami turned around and looked at everyone with a smile: "We are husband and wife. We are husband and wife."
"The Chains of Discipline!" Nangong Nayue, carrying Yamabuki Hanajin, dragged her directly onto the plane.
Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. Suddenly, a young girl excitedly covered her mouth and said, "You two must have broken through the shackles of societal norms to be together. It's obvious that you two are very much in love. Keep it up, little sister! Don't worry about what others think, and try your best to stay together!"
"together together together!"
The crowd inexplicably ignited.
This was the first time Nangong Nayue had encountered such a situation in all her years as a demon-hunting official.
She was silent.
I never imagined this cat was so charming, captivating everyone without us even realizing it.
"Nayuki-chan, where should we go for our honeymoon? The Maldives or Hawaii?" Yamabuki Hanajin hugged Nayuki from behind, like she was hugging a big doll.
Nangong Nayue suddenly smiled, but the smile was very sinister: "If I could choose a place, I would like to go to China."
"Why? But thinking about it carefully, there are many beautiful sights in China. So where would you like to go?" At this moment, Yamabuki Hanajin had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.
“Guangdong. Because I heard there’s a dish there called Dragon Tiger Fight.” Nangong Nayue smiled as she stared at Yamabuki Hanajin’s pair of ears.
The smile on Yamabuki Hanajin's face froze instantly, and cold sweat began to pour down her forehead.
Nangong Nayue yawned: "Seriously, you woke me up so early. I haven't had enough sleep. Come here, don't move, let me lean on you for a bit! Wake me up when we get there."
Nangong Nayue rested her head on Yamabuki Hanajin's shoulder.
That's right, the reason why Nangong Nayue took Yamabuki Hanajin to Europe was initially to use Yamabuki Hanajin as a body pillow.
Although this cat is quite annoying, it's soft and comfortable to lean against, so I can reluctantly forgive it for everything else.
Yamabuki Hanakami gently stroked Natsuki-chan's hair.
Seeing that Nangong Nayue was already asleep, Yamabuki Hanajin raised his hand and called over the flight attendant: "Hello, my wife is asleep, could you please bring a blanket? Thank you."
The flight attendant, with her eyes wide open, silently began to watch the drama unfold.
Are young people these days so open-minded?
Indeed, the two girls are quite adorable together.
"Wait a moment, I'll get you the blanket right away." The flight attendant smiled like an aunt.
Cat is only fourteen years old this year, while Nangong Nayue looks twelve.
Two such lovely girls are sure to have an adorable child, right?
A few hours later, Yamabuki Hanajin and Nangong Nayue had arrived over Europe.
Gozo Island is directly below.
Nangong Nayue felt someone gently poking her cheek with their finger. When she opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was a pair of cute cat ears.
"Have we arrived yet?" Nangong Nayue asked groggily.
"Hmm, the scenery outside is beautiful. How about we go eat first? We haven't even had breakfast yet."
Nangong Nayue noticed a cool sensation at the corner of her mouth and realized that she had been drooling while she was asleep.
Yamabuki Hanajin haphazardly rubbed her handkerchief against Nangong Nayue's face.
"Hooray! This is my first time traveling to Europe, let's have some fun! Missions and all that... I don't care!" Yamabuki Hanajin shouted happily while hugging Nangong Nayue.
Chapter 698 (Main Text 699) Note: Cats don't like to eat insects.
Nangong Nayue found a restaurant that looked pretty good.
"Why do I feel like you know this place like the back of your hand? Have you been here before?" Yamabuki Hanajin excitedly took the menu, but after only one glance, she obediently handed it to Nangong Nayue.
I'm a good child who respects the elderly and cares for the young, so I have to hand over the right to order food to Nangong Nayue. I will never admit that I can't understand what's written on the menu at all.
“I’ve been here before when I was on a mission.” Nangong Nayue rested her chin on her hand and casually flipped through the menu. “Would you like to try some of their specialties? I guarantee you’ll never forget it after you eat here.”
Upon hearing this, Yamabuki Hanajin was overjoyed. "Such a good thing? I must have one!"
"Waiter, I'd like an unforgettable one," Yamabuki Hanajin said with a smile, raising his hand.
The people here have no prejudice against demons; when they see the ears on Yamabuki Hanajin's head, they simply smile slightly.
"Natsuki-chan, what exactly is this unforgettable dish? Would you like to give us a sneak peek?" Yamabuki Hanajin looked at Nangong Natsuki with curiosity.
Nangong Nayue's lips curled into a smug smile: "Anyway, you'll find out when you come up in a bit. Life is full of surprises; it wouldn't be fun if it were all spoilers."
Since Nangong Nayue had said so, Yamabuki Hanajin could only wait expectantly from the sidelines.
A moment later, a foreign waitress in a short skirt came over with the steak: "My lovely lady, here is your well-done steak."
As she spoke, she placed the steak in front of Nangong Nayue.
Yamabuki Hanajin is still waiting anxiously.
About fifteen minutes later, a waitress carrying a plate approached Yamabuki Hanajin with a meaningful look.
Yamabuki Hanakami is already quite impatient.
"My lovely cat lady, this is the dish you ordered that you'll never forget: grilled worms. I guarantee you'll never forget it after you've had it once." The waitress placed a bunch of oddly shaped grilled worms in front of Yamabuki Hanajin.
These worms are like the souls of sinners, being roasted on a volcano, with Satan laughing maniacally beside them.
The cat's eyes instantly lost their sparkle.
"Our boss once discovered by chance that these worms are high in protein, six times more nutritious than beef, so he grills them. As for seasoning, just a sprinkle of salt is enough," the waitress said with a bright smile.
Yamabuki Hanajin stiffly looked up at Nangong Nayue: "Should we switch? After all, the protein content of my portion is six times that of beef."
"No. I haven't stooped to eating insects. You chose this yourself, so don't blame me." Nangong Nayue was enjoying her steak. "Absolutely no waste. Those who waste food are bad kids."
Yamabuki Hanajin used a small fork to pick up a worm, her mind racing with thoughts of whether or not to put it in her mouth.
The waitress, smiling broadly, said, "Young lady, don't worry. These insects have undergone special treatment; they're very clean, and we guarantee the taste. Have a bite!"
Yamabuki Hanajin felt she had used up all the courage she had in her life, and gently bit into the charcoal-grilled worm with her teeth.
"tasty!!!"
Crispy, crunchy, and even a little chewy, it's a delicious treat with just a sprinkle of salt.
"Natsuki-chan, you have a good palate! You actually managed to find such delicious food." Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes lit up.
Nangong Nayue, standing beside her, tilted her head slightly. "Huh? I only meant to trick her, did I accidentally make her happy? Is this thing really that delicious?"
"You absolutely have to try a bite. I've been so good to you, how could I possibly lie to you? I've never lied to anyone since I was a kid." Yamabuki Hanajin immediately stuck a worm in her mouth and offered it to her.
After hesitating for a moment, Nangong Nayue decided to trust the cat this time.
I took a small bite of the grilled worm, and then...
"Ugh~~~ Is there something wrong with your sense of taste? Why would you say this stuff is delicious? That bursting, juicy texture is enough to give me nightmares." Nangong Nayue's face turned green.
"Hmph, if I didn't force myself to say this stuff is delicious, how could I possibly trick you into taking a bite? We'd all perish together, that's what a couple in hardship is all about." Yamabuki Hanajin's eyes turned utterly lifeless.
I never want to eat insects again in my life.
As a result, many customers nearby saw the grilled worm dish and became curious, so they immediately placed an order to try it out and see just how awful it was.
That day, countless sounds of vomiting came from the restaurant, eventually alarming even the firefighters, who initially thought there was food poisoning.
Nangong Nayue lay on the table, utterly dejected, and silently gave a thumbs up.
I initially thought this cat was just cute and silly, but I never expected her to be so ruthless!
They even fooled me.
He truly deserves the assistant I chose; he's incredibly capable.
"Boss, why do I have a feeling that our restaurant is likely to go bankrupt?" The waitress looked at the skeptical customers with a wry smile.
Yamabuki Hanakami suddenly remembered a joke.
Why does West Lake Fish in Vinegar Sauce sell so well?
It all depends on tourists from other places not believing in superstitions.
Everyone says West Lake Fish in Vinegar Sauce is awful, so I'm determined to try it and see just how awful it really is.
then……
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