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I'm sorry, your IQ is too low. No matter how hungry a man is, he can never fall in love with a monkey.

"Aqua! Be quiet! Can't I sleep anymore!!!" Kazuma shouted, covering his ears.

Shanchui Huajin also covered his ears. These two people were too noisy. How could he sleep?

"Hmm? This kid..." Aqua suddenly leaned closer, looked at Yamabuki Hanajin who covered herself with the quilt, and reached out to pinch Yamabuki Hanajin's ears.

"It feels so soft..." Aqua was shocked.

"Well, don't bother me, let me sleep a little longer!" Shanchui Huajin curled up into a ball. In the cold winter, the quilt has a powerful magic. No matter how strong a person's willpower is, they are unwilling to come out of the quilt.

"This child's ears... are so long!" Aqua suddenly shouted.

Long ears?

Have I turned into a donkey today?

Never mind, nothing is more important than sleep.

Shanchuihuajin felt a pair of hands pulling him up.

"It's actually... an elf?" Aqua exclaimed.

Shanchui Huajin was finally unable to continue sleeping because of the noise made by the crazy woman. He could only use all his strength to open his eyes a little and see a pretty face.

Intelligent eyes, long aqua blue hair, there's no mistaking her.

The famous goddess of water, Aqua.

She is also the goddess with the most fascinating fighting power.

If you say she is bad, she almost destroyed the entire tomb in seconds.

If you say she is strong, she can't even beat a frog.

So, never compete with funny characters. No matter how you compare, you will always be the one who suffers.

"Good morning!" Yamabuki Hanajin raised her hand to greet Aqua, but it was too cold outside, so she immediately retracted her hand: "Good night."

"Stop sleeping! This is my quilt!" Aqua shouted while trying to grab the quilt to no avail.

"Kazuma! Come and help me grab the blanket!"

Kazuma turned over and continued to sleep. After all, it wasn’t my quilt that was stolen.

"Wait, elves." Kazuma seemed to have thought of something. Although he had never seen a real elf in this world, there were many elf characters when he played games before.

Kazuma reluctantly crawled out of the quilt, put on his sportswear, and walked closer to take a look. Sure enough, there was a cute elf girl in Aqua's quilt, sleeping with her eyes closed. I wonder if she was dreaming.

"Aqua! Are there elves in this world?" Kazuma asked.

"Should...should there be!" Aqua said uncertainly.

"Then how about we sell her for money? That way we'll have money to stay in a hotel and won't have to suffer from the cold or hunger. We won't have to worry about freezing to death in the winter." Kazuma said seriously.

“Scum.” Aqua looked at Kazuma as if he were trash.

"You misunderstood what I meant. We can pretend to be middlemen and pretend to introduce her to a job. After she makes money, we can take a commission from her salary. This way we will have a constant source of income." Kazuma seemed to have thought of a way to make money.

Aqua's look at trash hasn't changed at all: "Not even as good as scum."

"Could you please not be so loud when you were plotting? I heard everything." Shanchui Huajin sat up shakily, wrapped in a quilt.

Kazuma said seriously, "An elf like you who works in a stable must be very short of money! Do you want me to introduce you to a proper job? Give me a 20% commission every month."

Shanchui Huajin really didn't want to stretch out his hand, so he silently opened the system interface.

Look who you have become today.

Name: Yamabuki Hanae (Fulilian)

Gender: Unknown (Female)

Race: Unknown (Elf)

Age: Unknown (more than a thousand years)

Occupation: Unknown (Magician)

Ability: Never-fading hair (Standing firm even in the cold wind)

Note: I am not young anymore, I am already a thousand years old, I am a mature big sister, I will definitely grow better in the future. What! You say you don't believe it? Awula, show him how to play the violin.

"It seems that today is the day to bury King Hibiscus, bah, the day to bury Fulilian." Yamabuki Hanajin reached out his hand and fumbled around, then found his wand and pointed it at Kazuma.

With a magic cast, half of the plain was flattened.

"thump!"

"thump!"

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time! I was the one who didn't recognize the great man. I opened my eyes and didn't recognize two thousand and five hundred thousand. Please let me go!" Kazuma shouted.

"Me too." Aqua.

"I need to change my clothes, so..."

"I understand, I understand! I'll go prepare breakfast first! You're busy!" Kazuma ran away.

The main thing is a person who can bend and stretch.

Chapter 71: Aqua and the Frog's Fantasia

The system might be afraid that Shanchui Huajin would freeze to death in this environment, so it very considerately prepared pajamas for her.

After changing clothes, Kazuma came in with three loaves of bread.

Looking at the three pieces of frozen hard bread in front of him, Shanchui Huajin really couldn't bear to eat them.

There are many protagonists who have a miserable life after traveling to another world.

But it is hard to understand how he could be in such a miserable state with a god as his boss.

Of course, it is also possible that his life is so miserable because of the goddess of wisdom.

"No! It's already very cold in this weather. How can we eat this kind of thing so early in the morning?" Shanchui Huajin's face was full of contempt.

“There’s no way we can not eat! We have no money left! Why are we so miserable? Time travelers in novels and games are treated very well! Why can’t I even have enough food and clothing? I’m here to defeat the Demon King…” Kazuma’s face was filled with despair and collapse.

Suddenly, he turned around and fell in front of Shanchuika Jin: "A powerful and beautiful magician like you must be very kind. Please join our team. At least our food and clothing problems can be solved."

"I do not want."

"As a beautiful girl, don't you have any sympathy at all?" Kazuma said in despair.

"No. However, if you are not satisfied with your current life, I can help you go to another time." Yamabuki Hanae suddenly showed a bright smile like the sun: "Between "Re:Zero -Starting Life in Another World" and "Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash", which world do you want to choose?"

"I feel... my life now is actually quite good. Allow me to refuse!" Although Kazuma accidentally chose a brainless goddess, his brain was very useful. Neither of these two worlds sounded friendly, especially the treacherous expression on the other's face.

"You are really pitiful. How about this, for the goddess's sake, I will team up with you for one day. I will leave this world after one day, how about it?" Shanchui Huajin asked.

The main thing is that it will be fun to be with Aqua.

“No problem.” Kazuma agreed without thinking: “Let’s go fight the frogs together.”

Aqua said with disgust: "Absolutely not. I don't want to see frogs again, even if I die. It's so disgusting to be covered in sticky stuff!"

“What kind of magic are you proficient in?” Kazuma asked expectantly.

"All of them. I'm a magician who has lived for thousands of years. Not only can I use small offensive magic, I can also use magic that can change a person's gender or make their clothes melt away. How is it! Isn't it amazing?"

“…Why does it sound so unreliable?” Kazuma couldn’t help but complain.

Can't I recruit normal companions?

It was impossible to swallow this cold and hard breakfast, so the three of them had to go into the city together and come to the guild to take on the mission.

"Aqua! Kazuma! Did you use it to defeat the frogs?" The guild lady waved at them both happily.

Kazuma stomped his foot on the ground with great force: "Assign the most difficult tasks to me."

The guild lady's expression froze instantly: "..."

You two can't even beat a frog, the hardest task? I have a conscience, I can't just watch you die in vain.

"I may be a wimp, but... hehe, we have a very powerful magician. By the way, what's your name?"

"King Furong, bah, it's Fulilian."

The guild lady still had a professional smile on her face: "Ms. Fulilian, can you show me your adventurer level?"

"No."

"Does that prove your rank in the Magicians Guild?"

"No."

"Then...then...may I ask which god do you believe in? We can also make a preliminary judgment about you based on your faith."

"I'm an atheist, thank you."

"..."The fact that the guild lady could still keep a smile on her face shows that she has a very high level of professionalism.

Are you three sure you're not here to cause trouble?

"If that's the case, I really can't arrange the highest level mission for you. After all... the risk factor is too high, and we can't joke with the lives of adventurers." The guild lady looked embarrassed.

"Then just do a random task. As for the reward... as long as it is enough to cover today's expenses." Shanchui Huajin shrank his neck, and the cold wind poured in through his collar.

"Then let's take this mission! Ruins exploration. Don't worry, most of the monsters in this ruins have been destroyed by higher-level adventurers. Only a few low-level monsters are left, but it's enough to meet today's expenses." The guild lady took a magic scroll and said, "As long as you sign your name on it, you will be considered to have successfully accepted the mission."

Shanchui Huajin reluctantly stretched out his hand and wrote his name on it.

In this way, the three-person adventure team was officially formed.

However, as soon as they left the city, Aqua pulled Yamabuki Hanajin and insisted on taking a detour.

"Is there any danger in this plain?"

“There are a lot of frogs,” Kazuma replied.

“Then I definitely won’t take a detour.” A blazing flame instantly ignited on Shanchui Huajin’s body. It was such an honor to be able to watch the goddess of wisdom being swallowed by a frog with her own eyes: “Don’t be afraid, I’m here. It’s just a frog.”

……

"You only said there were a lot of frogs, but you didn't say the frogs here are so big!" Yamabuki Hanajima looked at the pile of frogs in front of him that could swallow a person in one bite, and turned to look at Aqua.

Aqua trembled, "Excuse me, Miss Elf, why are you looking at me like that?"

Shanchui Huajin spoke nonsense in a serious tone: "As a magician, it takes time for me to cast magic. Before I prepare the magic, please hold these frogs back."

"Ah? But this morning you..."

"I'm going to prepare magic, don't talk to me." Yamabuki Hanajin directly interrupted Aqua's questioning.

Anyway, with her IQ, she can't think of so much.

Aqua looked at the large group of frogs approaching, and turned stiffly to look at Kazuma. She found that Kazuma had run far away without her knowing when, and waved to Aqua and shouted: "Aqua! Don't be afraid! Show your true strength! You will definitely scare these frogs!"

"My true strength? I don't even know what my true strength is!" Aqua looked at the frog running towards her, turned around and ran wildly in the manner of a strange species, with snot and tears flying all over the sky, and her facial features were about to be deformed!

“Kazuma!!! Help!!!”

"Come on!"

The frog swallowed Aqua in one gulp, leaving only her legs sticking out.

"You are worthy of being the goddess of wisdom! What a magnificent sight. If I had been swallowed by a frog, I would have committed suicide long ago!" Shanchui Huajin said sarcastically at the side.

By the way, it's time to get rid of these frogs.

Magic·Normal attack.

ps: There are more in the afternoon, please comment, recommend, and collect

Chapter 72: Lifelong Enemy Treasure Box Monster

"Wow! It stinks! It's so fishy! You're all covered in frog saliva! Kazuma!" Aqua stretched out her hand to Kazuma, who stepped back in horror.

“My sportswear has just been washed, and I don’t want to get frog saliva on it,” Kazuma yelled.